#the j stands for jerry now

[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

H

I

J

K

L

LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

Le Labo

M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

Raplh Lauren

S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

I

IBM

Intel

J

K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

Fairy

G

Goop

Gerber

Gys

H

HSBC

Huggies

Hayat

I

Imodium

J

JCB

K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

Lenor

M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

Monsanto

N

Nicorette

O

Omo

P

Pampers

Purina Felix

Payoneer

Palmolive

Protex

Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

Rinso

Rogaine

S

Signal

Sensus

Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

D

Disney

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

(People)

A

Ashley Tisdale

Amy Schumer

Andy Beshear

B

Bono

Ben Savage

Bella Thorne

Beyonce

C

Chris Evans

Claire Holt

Ciara

Chris Rock

Chris Pine

D

Demi Lovato

Dwayne Johnson

DJ Khaled

E

Eva Longoria

F

G

Gal Gadot

H

I

Ian Somerhalder

J

Jamie Lee Curtis

James Maslow

Justin Bieber

Jennifer Aniston

Jaclyn Hill

Jack Harlow

Jordan Peele

Joseph Quinn

Jack Black

K

Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kerry Washington

Katie Perry

Karlie Kloss

Khloe Kardashian

Kat Graham

Kendall Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

L

Lebron James

Lana Condor

Lana Del Rey

M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

Mindy Kaling

Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

NFL

Nina Dobrev

Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

Pia Mia

P!nk

Q

R

Ronaldinho

Rihanna

S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[ifimdreaming]

could i request jack hughes? any plot:))))

blurb!

cuddles

jack hughes x reader || mostly fluffy

summary: you are feeling sick adn just need jack by your side

word count: 0.7k

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you finally woke up from your nap at around 6pm - at least 4 hours after you had laid down. you hadnt had this bad of a migraine in forever and felt so awful you couldnt even stand up. 

You knew jack was busy with practice and didnt want to bother him with how you were feeling, but all you wanted was to have him by your side.

You tried and failed to make your to to the kitchen to get some water, quickly retreating back to your bed after a dizzy spell. 

defeatedly, you gave in and decided to give your boyfriend a call and tell him how you were feeling.

you call him once and he doesnt answer, so you try him again - “hey is everything ok?” he finally picks after a few rings, clearly out of breath from practice.

“im so sorry to interrupt practice j, but i had to call you…i have a fucking migraine and i feel so sick i dont know what to do” you say as your voice cracks and you begin to cry just from the pain.

“hey, hey, hey, its ok, dont worry baby!” he says, gently calming you down, “can you wait about an hour? I can leave practice early. I just need a bit more time, does that sound ok?” he reassures and you sniffle and wipe your tears as they fall down your cheeks. 

“yes please. thanks jack” you say between sniffles.

“just try to relax ok?, ill be there soon, love you”

“I love you too”

-

you didnt realize you had fallen asleep again as you are awoken by the sound of your bedroom door quietly opening and closing.

you blink to adjust your eyes to the brightness of the room and are met with a messy haired jack standing over you, one hand holding a delicate bundle of pink tulips and the other a small tub of ben and jerry’s ice cream and some pain medication.

you smile at the sight of him and he comes over to you and leans down, placing a kiss on your forehead.

“hey hunny - how are you feeling?” he says gently and quietly, trying his best to be respectful of the state you were in.

“Ok..” you say as you sit up on your bed and scooch over so jack can sit down beside you.

“I brought you these” he sets the tulips on your bedside table and sits at the edge of your bed facing towards you, “do you want the icecream now? I can go get you a spoon?” he says as he rubs your leg. 

"im - just not very hungry...sorry" you say quietly, not wanting to hurt his feelings.

"hey, its ok, ill just put in the freezer, yeah?" he says and you nod in response.

jack comes back quickly with a glass of water, handing it to you, and you take a sip as he begins opening the headache medication.

"do you want to take these now?" he asks you, trying to do anything he can to help.

“honestly? I just need you” you say as you begin to break down again, softly crying as you cover your face with your hand.

“oh baby” he stands up to set your water and medicine down next to the flowers and sits beside you again. you crawl into his lap and he cradles you in his arms as you cry into his shoulder.

he begins to shush you and rub your back, and it doesnt take long for you to calm down. just being in his touch is enough to make you forget about the pain.

“you ok? how can i help?” he asks as he lifts up your head, looking into your eyes adoringly.

“just lay with me?” you say wiping your tears, peering down at the tear stains on the side of jacks devils tshirt.

“until you ask me to go.” he says as he begins getting more comfortable on the bed, leaning against the headboard with you lying in his lap between his legs.

you nuzzle your head into his chest and close your eyes, as theyre starting to sting from crying, and from the brightness of the room.

“jack?” you ask up at him, “hm?” he responds as he is gently placing kisses on the top of your head, his arms wrapped around your body.

“thanks for coming over” you say in a whisper as you begin to feel sleepy again. 

“always”

-

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[conanssummerchild]

i was just thinking about the look on down from the bridge moments in rick and morty bcs im obsessed with them and i started like way overanalysing shit (as always tee hee) so im posting it here

so like while both are following a really traumatising moment for one character that doesnt feel traumatic for another (morty being absolutely horrified seeing his own bludgeoned dead body, rick unphased, just another day in his life lol. and rick killing the man hes destroyed himself hunting for half his life and realising he doesnt feel any better, while for morty it was just another adventure) but then there's also differences, lets break them down >:)

sorry for the shitty image quality as always lmao

morty's look on down from the bridge moment:

okay so right before it starts the last thing we see is rick being very dismissive of how horrifying this is for morty

im not sure tbh if rick is really aware of how traumatic this is for morty (clueless little man <3) but morty does quite clearly express his horror and rick dismisses it, kinda showing how morty is often pushed to the side and ignored by characters on the show

next we see morty looking down at the corpse with his traumatised look and rick nudges him to get moving, instead of comforting him or smth

again showing that morty is like dismissed and kinda emotionally neglected, especially by rick, but also by other characters

the next bit is just him burying the body, just showing again what it is that has him in this dissociative state

pretty self explanatory

then, and heres where it starts to get interesting, we see morty watching his parents arguing

(sorry, hes not watching them in that specific shot but he does when the angle changes yk)

obviously he's having a Moment about them not being his original parents and how hes in a whole new dimension and no one even knows except him and his emotionally inept grandpa, but also he stands there for a good moment and his parents don't even notice hes there, they just ignore him

after that, we see summer and rick sitting on the sofa, rick watching tv and summer on her phone

morty just stands there and stares at them and summer doesnt even look up (we've already established rick isnt going to) its like hes invisible to the people around him

and then we just get a zoomed in shot of morty's horrified face aaand roll credits

(no picture attatched, sorry, i think we all know what mortys face looks like)

morty is highlighted here, the focus is on him for the audience, we are supposed to see how shaken up this has left morty. no one else is in the shot because no one elses reaction is relevant right now

also i'd like to point out that everything being done by others in mortys lodftb moment is completely mundane, beth and jerry arguing (pretty regular for them) rick just watching tv, normal tv not even interdimensional cable, and summer on her phone. none of this is special or different, this is an average day being ignored for morty, except this time he needs his family more than ever, but still nothing changes

mortys problem portrayed is that ppl dont value him enough or dont pay attention to him. his parents can be emotionally neglectful, he and summer don't have a super close relationship (in later seasons theyre a bit closer), and rick is, well... rick. he pretends not to care about morty, ignores most of what he says, dismisses his feelings, etc.

aaand moving on

rick's look on down from the bridge moment:

this contrasts morty's moment where he is not okay but rick ignores it bcs here morty directly asks if rick is okay and rick lies about it (if u look closely u can see his pants are in fact beginning to catch on fire /j), so morty is chill now bcs he believes him

morty then goes in for a hug (im not attatching an image, im sure you've seen it 100 times) and this is our first sign ricks lying (well i mean. apart from context clues) beacuse usually he would push morty away or complain or be awkward (like in fear no mort lol) or uncomfortable but he just remains completely passive, his expression barely even changes

morty then goes on to ramble excitedly about their epic adventure because rick said hes fine but very quickly mortys voice is drowned out and lodftb begins to play. here morty is blurred out of focus and the camera zooms into rick

okay, so preceding it we have morty asking rick if he's okay, to which he responds yeah (liar 🤨)

this is, again, different from morty's moment because while morty's issue is being ignored, rick is very far from ignored, his issue is that he just like goes through life and the people around him don't realise how much he's hurting. morty isn't seen at all, rick is seen plenty, but he's never understood, not really. does this make sense? idk

anyway, going on, morty keeps contentedly talking in the ship whike rick stares blanky ahead, but when he realises morty expects him to answer, he gives him a nod, since it's whats expected so morty wont think somethings wrong (also the cinematography of the broken ship really adds to the scene i feel.

again, the contrast here is clear, morty is like completely frozen in his scene, and no one notices or cares at all. rick on the other hand contines to go through the motions as he's expected to despite his strong emotional turmoil going on, which we as an audience can see

morty keeps talking as they get back home, but eventually does leave and go idk to bed ig, leaving rick standing in the garage, looking blank and empty

i couldve picked a better picture sorry i just. tell me he doesnt look like the pixar lamp here, im sorry lmao back to serious ok

so next we see him shutting off the power to his rick prime hunting room

this ofc shows its finally over, but the fact that they leave him stanfing in the dark there shows how he doesnt feel better or fufilled like he wished he would

okay, now we get to his family being shown, first up is summer, theyre sitting on the sofa much like in mortys moment, but morty isnt in this one and also summer is not on her phone (unusual) but watching a movie with has popcorn, and she seems happy, she seemingly asks rick to grab some drinks, which he does silently without even complaining (not usual for the whiniest man in the universe lol)

anyway here summer is more cheerful than usual, not just on her phone like she normally always is

next we see the two beths and jerry washing space beths ship, theyre having fun, laughing, messing around and spraying echother with the hose playfully, while rick watches from the window, away from them, actually right when the lyrics playing are "everybody seems so far away from me"

again, this isnt like mortys scene, where everyone is just having an ordinary day and not seeing how everything has changed for him or even looking at him, here everyone seems to be having a lot of fun, without rick, summer and morty both address him directly, but neither realise how Not Okay he is

and lastly we see the whole family at the dinner table, everyone is smiling and chatting amicably, rick is just sitting there still, not even eating. however, he is then addressed and seems to need a moment to zone back in, but when he does he grins and (assumedly?) cracks some kind of joke/says smth that makes everyone laugh (except jerry, who just looks kinda confused this whole scene lmao) and everyone goes back to their meals, rick also taking a bite of his own. however when everyone looks away, his smile drops again and cut to creditssss

the shot doesnt zoom back in on him now like it does for morty in his scene, because the fact that rick is not well has already been established now, instead the angle shows the whole family beacause the point is to show how everyones happy and think he is too because he's putting on His Act, so like the smile fades to show he is not okay but the angle and zoom stays the same to show that it is not seen or like understood to be that way. ykwim?

so here its portrayed that ricks problem is that people dont realise that hes hurting. he comes off as a jerk all the time because of how much suffering he holds inside, how much is going on in his mind (or i mean a lot of the time he just. is a jerk, but this isnt abt that rn), like when bird person tells morty rick is in great pain and morty says "come on bird person, rick isnt that complicated, hes jist a huge asshole" people dont realise it bcs of how much he struggles being vulnerable and talking abt his feelings but my boy is hurtingg :(, so this scene is kinda showing that they assume hes fine but really hes in a lot of emotional turmoil

idk im kinda losing the thread here but i mean i hope this makes at least a little sense, im obsessed with look on down from the bridge :3

[vintagepresley]

Hey there! May I please request an BDE imagine where, the reader teases him before a show and he gets really frustrated so he punishes the reader by having sex with her in front of the entire Memphis mafia to teach her a lesson?

OH LORD.. This is hot. 😩 Thanks for the request!❤️

Elvis was getting ready for his show as you sat with him in his dressing and eyeing him up and down as he got ready, capturing your bottom lip between your teeth because you couldn't get over how sexy he looked. He had recently begun to wear chokers with some of his new jumpsuits and he knew how much you loved them and how they drove you wild. But what you loved even more is how sexy his chest looked peeking out of his suits. You desperately just wanted to pounce on him and have him fuck you right before his show, but you knew there would be no time. But you got a naughty idea into your head and decided to just play with him a little so that when he finished his show the only thing he'll be wanting is you. You got up from where you were sitting and slowly made your way over to him with an innocent smile on your face. He raised eyebrow when he saw you stepping toward him, inching closer and closer with that little smile on your lips. He let out a soft chuckle. "Whatadya want, baby?" he lowly as he slid a few rings onto his fingers.

You sneakily placed a hand against his exposed chest, running your nails up and down through his course chest hair. "I wanna play.." you purred. "Mm.. What ya have in mind?" he teased. You continued to trace your hand along his chest slowly and you placing soft and sensual kisses to his neck as you purred against him. "A few things.." you whispered. He swallowed harshly as he clenched his jaw. "Now baby, whatever ya tryin' do.. better make it quick before I gotta go." he mumbled. You giggled softly at his words, gliding your hand down slowly over his belly and then over his crotch, rubbing and groping at at bulge in his pants. He let out a soft groan, all of your rubbing on him causing him to grow semi hard. "Baby.." he hummed. "Hm?" you said innocently. "Stop teasin' me.. I mean it.." he growled. You placed small kisses to his jaw and then against his chin as you continued to rub against his hard cock feeling it twitch against your hand. "No.." you whispered. You grabbed a hold of one of his hands and slowly guided it up your skirt and between your legs, grinding yourself against his hand, he could feel how wet your panties were. "Fuck.." he groaned and then you giggled, pushing his hand away with a smirk on your lips. "Too bad we have no time to fuck." you said with a shrug.

He furrowed his brow at you and then he narrowed his eyes as you left him standing there turned on and hard. "Goddamnit, Y/N. Stop being such a tease!" he huffed. Now there was a knock on the door. "Showtime, EP!" Joe shouts. Elvis was even more frustrated now that he had to go out on that stage unable to focus because all he was thinking about was how wet you were for him and image of fucking you. "You're not off the hook for this, baby." he said sternly. You chewed on your bottom lip in excitement as you stared up at him innocently as if you had no idea what you had done. He let out a frustrated groan as he headed out and you followed behind him with pleasing smirk on your lips as you were escorted by Jerry to your seat. You truly had no idea just what kind of punishment you were in for when he finished his show, he was going to make sure you were properly punished. As he performed the show went well overall despite his distraction. But his mind was racing as he had thought of the best way of punishing you that would make sure you'd think twice about teasing him before a show again.

Once the show had ended the two of you retreated back to his suite only see that all of his Memphis Mafia was following right behind you two. You stared up at him a bit confused, hoping that they weren't staying long. When you all got inside you had decided you were just going to wait to in the bedroom until they all left, feeling a bit annoyed. But as soon as you were getting ready to walk away, Elvis grabbed a hold of your arm. "Where ya goin', baby?" he said softly. "To the bedroom.." you replied with a bit of an attitude. "But I thought ya wanted to play?" he smirked. You raised an eyebrow at him. "Well, get rid of your guys and we can.." you said in a snarky tone. "No, No, I wanna play with my girl now." his smirk widening as he pulled you up against him and his chest pressed up against your back as he began to remove your shirt and bare breast falling from it, you quickly covered yourself with your hands. "Elvis, stop it!" you say shyly, looking around to see the guys staring at the two of you. But he was stronger than you yanking your hands away and exposing your breasts to the guys and your nipples harden from the cool air right before their eyes. "You wanna be goddamn tease after I told you not to this will be your fuckin' punishment.. I want all of them to see what a dirty little slut you are." he growled against your ear.

"D-Daddy.. P-Please no..." You whined, trying to wiggle from his tight grip but he wouldn't allow it and now you had the attention of all the guys in the room, they weren't sure what to do some of them trying their best not to look. Elvis grabbed your arm and he dragged you over to the table that sat in the middle of the room and now the guys had a better view as he bent you over it forcing your face to press up against the cold table top as he yanked your skirt down your legs and they got an eyeful of your little white panties. "Daddy.." you whimpered. "Hush now, baby.. I want ya to be a good little girl for me.." he hummed. He glanced back at the guys knowing they'd enjoy the show and he slipped his hand between your trembling thighs all the way up to the heat between your legs. You slightly clenched your thighs together not wanting him to feel how embarrassingly wet you were because of this. But he forced your legs open for him and he ran two of his fingers right across the wet fabric of your panties, feeling what a mess you had made of them already, a soft moan leaving your lips. "Fuck.. You really are a dirty little slut gettin' all wet because everyone's watchin' ya? Dirty girl." he smirked. "Let's see just how wet this pussy is for me.." he mumbled as he slipped his fingers between the fabric of your panties and slipped them down your legs, he licked over his lips seeing the wet stain in your panties.

The cold air of the room hitting your pussy as your slick slowly dripped from it, he let the guys get an eyeful of your pussy. A few of them getting turned on at the sight of it. Your whimpers were soft and cute as you wiggled your ass from how aching and needy your pussy felt. Elvis ran his fingers over your slippery folds and parting them slightly. "Goddamn.. Look at that pretty little pussy fellas.." he grinned. You shivered from his touch and you curled your toes against the carpet and he only made you become wetter as his fingers played between your folds. He bit down on his bottom. "Mm, I can't wait to put my cock inside of ya.." he growled, giving your ass a hard slap and a yelp escaped you. You watched as he walked away and sat down on the couch unzipping the front of his suit and reaching inside to grab his cock and he pulled it out letting a soft groan escape him because his suit felt so tight around his aching member. His piercing blue eyes staring at you and then he gestured for you to come to him. "Get over here and sit on daddy's cock, baby." he said lowly. You nodded your head slowly as you carefully got up from the table, kicking your heels off and seeing everyone's eyes on your exposed body which made you so flustered especially noticing that some of them were also hard and you felt yourself growing shy, but knowing you had no choice but to take your punishment as they all watched.

As you went to straddle Elvis' lap, he stopped you and shook his head. "Turn around.. You're gonna give everyone a view of me fucking your pussy." he said sternly. You nodded obediently and you turned around and his hands grasped your hips, pulling you onto his lap and bent your knees, resting your feet onto the couch as your legs rested on either side of his thighs so that your legs were spread wide open. Your pussy completely exposed now for everyone and they couldn't take their eyes off you or your pussy that visibly was sopping wet, Elvis' cock slapping against it. He smirked to himself as his hands slipped around your waist and he kissed along the side of your neck. "You're being such a good girl.. You like having daddy's friends watch you, don't ya baby?" he asked. "Y-Yes, daddy.." you mumbled under your breath, blushing because they were starting to touch themselves at the sight of you. Elvis slipped one of his hands between your legs to wrap his hand around his throbbing cock, gliding his swollen tip between your soaked folds, he choked back a small groan feeling your sweet nectar coat his cock and you leaned against him, nuzzling your face against his as you whimpered softly.

His other hand reaching up to squeeze and grope at your breasts, pinching your nipples between his fingertips, your hands grasping at his strong arms as you purred softly, he lined up his cock with your entrance and he teased the tight little hole and you let out a small gasp when felt him push his cock inside of you causing your toes to curl against the couch. Now he grabbed your hips, his fingers digging into your soft flesh feeling the coldness of his rings piercing you and he held you still on his lap as you suddenly felt him thrusting his hips into you and his cock slammed deep inside of you. You let out a loud moan squeezing his arms tight and he groaned softly into your ear. "Oh shit, so fuckin' tight and wet.." he grunted. He quickly moved his hands to wrap around your thighs to get a better grip as he quicken his pace and his cock was slamming deep inside of you that his balls began to slap against your pussy, a loud gasp escaping your lips as your eyes rolled back and cried out his name. Elvis' groans growing louder and heavier in your ear and he glanced over at the guys seeing that some of them had their cocks out and were stroking to the sight of being fucked.

"Ya see what ya do to everyone, baby? Look at them." he barked, reaching up to grab your face and forcing you to look at them all stroking to you, you tried to look away but he forced you to watch. He wanted you to see how easy it was for him to humiliate you for being such bad girl. The sounds of his groans along with the rest of the guys filled the room as you not only pleasured Elvis but the show you were putting on pleasured everyone as well and the sounds of his cock plowing into your wet pussy grew louder, each time he moved in and out of you his cock glistened in your juices that were practically pouring out of you, his movements became more forceful and rough and now his cock was hitting spots inside of you that was erupting such loud embarrassing noises from you, that you needed to feel more, bouncing yourself on his cock and rolling your hips slowly, your breasts bouncing with every move and your head was tilted back and pressed firmly against his shoulder and your back arched with ease as you fucked his cock deeper, harder, rougher and his hands gripped your breasts tight in his hands. "Oh, daddy, feel so good..." you mewled.

He kissed and sucked softly at your neck leaving his mark on you as his eyes caught another glimpse of the guys a few of them already cumming because of you and his groans came out loud and long, he could feel his own climax building. He quickly grabbed your hips and forced you onto your stomach on the couch, a squeal escaping your lips from the suddenly change of position and you felt him behind you now and he made you arch your back so that your ass was in the air, he rammed his cock back inside of you throbbing pussy, and you nearly screamed from the pain as he fucked you into the couch, his hands gripping your ass firmly. "D-Daddy.. G-Gonna make me cum.." you cried. Your hands gripped onto the couch as you heard him grunt and moan behind you as he abused your pussy for his audience. "Goddamn.. Atta girl.. Cum for us like the dirty slut ya are.." he growled, slapping at your ass. You whimpered and cried out his name a few tears actually leaving you he was being so rough, your panting heavy that your sounds came out inaudible at this point and your orgasm crashing to the surface and your body squirmed and trembled, your legs shaking from the pounding you received that you came so hard you made mess all over his cock and the couch, your juices dripping down your thighs.

But before you could even catch your breath Elvis was pulling out of you and flipping you around and he was stroking his messy throbbing cock above you, smirking over at the guys as they continued to watch even after cumming and Elvis hips bucked and his breathing so heavy that a whimper escaped him as his thick cum came shooting out all over your stomach and perfect breasts, making a mess on you. When he was finished he grabbed your face in one of his big hands, leaning down toward you as he forced you to look at him. "Have ya learned your damn lesson about teasin' me or do we needa do this again? Hm?" he whispered to you. You bit down on your bottom lip, soft whimpers escaping you. "I-I learned my lesson daddy.." you said softly. "Good girl.." he mumbled and he sat back up and collapsing against the couch and he stuffed his cock back into his suit and zipping it back up, trying to catch his breath as he glanced over at you with a wide smirk. You couldn't even move you felt so used, worn out, humiliated, but turned on by everything that happened, a part of you enjoyed being watched as Elvis used you for his pleasure. You continued to lay there as his cum dripped from you slowly, tilting your head back a bit and staring up at the guys who had pleased expressions on their faces. Elvis finally got up from where he was sitting. "Alright ya sonsabitches.. The shows over. If ya breath a word about this to anyone, I'll break ya goddamn necks! I mean it!" he shouted. They all nodded nervously as he sworn them to secrecy and then they all hurried out of his suite, acting as if nothing ever happened once they left the room.

You had surely learned your lesson that night in more ways than one and teasing Elvis before a show was a mistake, but it was one you didn't regret, laying there feeling so satisfied after getting what you wanted... even if there was a few extra people in the room.

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Ahhhh, I may have gotten a bit carried away. I also didn't know how to end it. BUT ENJOY.

[obscure-skirmish]

Propaganda under the cut!

DoReMiFa Beat: "It's their world's equivalent of Dance Dance Revolution!"

Itchy & Scratchy: "It's a Tom and Jerry-esque series about a cat (Scratchy) trying to catch a mouse (Itchy) only to get maimed horribly in graphic ways. The characters and the studio that creates the cartoon occasionally stand in for Mickey Mouse and Disney, respectively, in parodies of the entertainment and animation industry. Their first cartoon together was "Steamboat Itchy" in 1928 (dir. Roger Meyers), although both had made earlier appearances-- Itchy was created for a 1919 short "Manhattan Madness" by Chester J. Lampwick (although Roger Meyers would later take credit for Itchy and Lampwick would not be recognized as the creator until well after Meyers's death), and Scratchy appeared in a 1928 short "That Happy Cat". The show is featured a LOT on The Simpsons-- not only are the shorts frequently shown to the viewers, but the production of the show and its impact on the cultural zeitgeist are frequent topics of Simpsons episodes. If you've ever seen the scene that goes "I have to go now, my planet needs me"/"Note: Poochie died on the way to his home planet", that's from an episode where the producers tried to introduce a surfing, rapping dog named Poochie to the show (voiced by Homer), who was short-lived due to his overwhelmingly negative reception. Sorry if this is too much info I am very autistic about both The Simpsons and Itchy & Scratchy"

Mod note: I am not immune to bias. Please vote DoReMiFa Beat for Poppy my good friend Poppy

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VOyage Through the Disney Canon(1950-1959)

Now we enter the 50's looking at films 12-16

5.Cinderella-While this fiolm has grown on me this is not a movie I love .I like Cinderella herself finding her to be a sympathetic chararacter,Lady Tremain is a subtle yet creepy villain with how manipulative she is ,Verna Felton is fun as the Fairy Godmother,Lucifer is a fun secondary villain and the animation is pretty ......Problem is I dont like most of the side character and unfortunately they take up most of the movie.The prince is barely a character ,the king is a psychopath who I find more frightening then funny ,and ogh GOD ,I cant stand the mice,they are so grating to me and they are in so much of the movie I kind of wanted the cat to eat them .I get their are people who love this film,glad you like it,but their are better Cinderella films to me

4.Alice in Wonderland :I debated how high to put this film cause I do like it but I dont love it like others do .I love Alice herself who is played brillaintly by Katheryn Beaumont ,the Mad Tea Party scene is one of the funniest scenes of the Walt era due to the animation and vocal performances ofEd Wynn and Jerry Colona ,This is a great showcase for Disney regulars ,like J PAt O Malley showing his range as Tweedledee and Tweedle Dum/Walrus and Carpenter ,Bill Thompson is wonderfully pompous as the Dodo ,Sterling Holloway is great as the Cheshire Cat,and Verna Felton is scene stealingly good as the Queen of Hearts .As a film it is fun to see Disney get weird with great visuals (Hasts off to Mary Blaire ).....However I dont like the songs ,I never liked this takeon the Carterpiller,and while Bill Thompson is great as the Dodo I never thought his voice for the White Rabbit worked .I also think as an adaptation of the Alice stories go,its just a good version and not my favorite (the 99 TV movie is probably the winner there )

3.Peter Pan:So this was one of my favorites as a kid ,then I had a backlash to it ,now I like it but acknowledge it is flawed .Flaws first,the depiction of Native American ,specifically their song is really cringy and racist .....But now that I think about it,that is my biggest issue.I used to have a problem with Peter himself ,findinhim too unlikeable.....But honest this maybe my favorite version of Peter,now that I realize Peter isnt supposed to be likeable ,and in fact I think Bobby DRiscoll does a fine job balancing being both impishly charming and being smugly arrogant ,and I love the animation of him,how he will just float around.Katheryne Beaumont grounds the movie as Wendy,and I kind of love that Tinkerbell who has become a mascot for the company is a murderous little sociopath .I love the character animation of Nana the Dog ,the action is great,Smee maybe bBill Thopmpsons best role and the film has many great jokes.The scene stealer of the film has to be Captain Hook who is one of my absolute favorite Walt era villains ,he is threatening,he is stylish,he is funny and he is marveolusly voiced by the great Hans Conried ,I love his scenes with Smee,his duels with Peter and the hilarious chase scenes between him and Tick Tock the Croc who wants to gobble him up .I'll admit part of me might be putting this film this high for a mix of the villain and nostalgia....But I really like it

2.Lady and the Tramp:This canine romance is higher then I thought it would be but I love this movie ,bioth Lady and Tramp are likeable ,I love the side characters like Jock,Trusty,Boris (Whos played by Alan Reed AKA Fred Flinstone ),Peg,Joe and Tony .The songs are all good,the animation is solid ,voice acting is good and yeah the speghetti scene is iconic.I dont like the fake out near the end and yeah Si and Am suck .However the main love story make this one enjoyable for me

1.Sleeping Beauty-....SO this is my second favorite Film of Walts era ,and might be my favorite of the Princess movies .I like the trivk it pulld by the film being basically about the fairies instead of the Princess .I actually like Aurora and Phillip ,I love the ballet score ,the art style is beautiful,the kings are funny,Once Upon A DReam is one of my favorite Disney songs and the final battle against the dragon is awesome .Maleficent is a MAGNIFICENT VILLAIN voiced wonderfully by Elanore Audley whose true plan is one oif my favorite evil plans ever and she is wonderfully designed and animated by Marc Davis .My favorite characters however are the heroes ,that is to say the fairies,Flora,Fauna and Merryweather who are so fun and lovable (Though Merryweather is my favorite )

Agree ,disagree,comment and share your oppinion

@ariel-seagull-wings @amalthea9 @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @princesssarisa @the-blue-fairie @makingboneboy @themousefromfantasyland @filmcityworld1

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Sorry for the lack of drawings, this was supposed to be done a few weeks ago, but as usually I got distracted by the internet and personal drama, as well as writing a long post about the characters.

That being said, I made a series of drawings of my Jojo OC Medea interacting with the Crusaders since there isn’t a lot of them(except as Incorrect Quotes), and as some of you can guess, this takes place during the “Battle of Egypt” arc since she wasn't their ally until then.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jean Pierre Polanreff

- Relationship: Sibling bond - She nicknames him "Frenchie" - Shares a single brain cell with him

- He and Medea actually do get along well as he used to serve(brainwashed) DIO and was dismayed over him "betraying" their Lord, he's a bit more forgiving and patient with her since he knows that DIO's just using her, he does have his breaking points though.

Despite being enemies, she has no problem bonding with him over their enjoyment of Western cartoons such as "Tom and Jerry" and "Looney Toons" during their stay at a Luxor hotel.

Even though he got his revenge, he's still haunted by his late-sister losing her purity and life, and was horrified when he found out that DIO is doing the same to Medea, thus starts fighting tooth and nail to make sure she lives.

She later apologized to Polnareff for treating him like crap when she returns to Cairo with Kakyoin, and thanked him for killing J. Geil as he was horrible towards women, she fights alongside Polnareff and Iggy against Vanilla Ice.

Polanreff became her best man at her's and Keiji's wedding in 1994 and was ecstatic to see her baby girl Noriko, it was the last time she saw him alive. Medea asked Jotaro where he had gone during their drive to S-City, but even he doesn't know where Polnareff is either.

Medea later grieved for him when she found out what became of him during his pursuit for Diavolo and the stand arrows in "Golden Wind".

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Jotaro Kujo

- Relationship: Enemies to friends - Calls him "Jojo" just to make fun of him as she thought it was a dumb nickname - Battle of the sexist jerks; broken hearted Misandrist vs punk ass Misogynist

- She first assumed that Jotaro was an adult due to his large stature and mature features, only to get caught completely off guard when she realizes that he's actually a 17-year-old highschooler.

Jotaro does the "YAKAMASHI!" and "annoying bitch" schtick when she started doing her villainous monologuing, she asked if he kissed his mother with that mouth, that comment resulted in her ass getting kicked and losing two left molars.

Jotaro was the one who turned her into their mole when they came to Egypt, he kept foiling her murder attempts during the whole true trip. Despite all that, he was furious when he found out that DIO tried to kill her in a similar fashion to Enyaba, wanting to beat the shit of of him right now for it.

After returning to Cairo with Kakyoin, their relationship improved for the better as they no longer fought with each other. Before "DIO's World", Jotaro thanked her for being one of the few women in his life to not squeal at him for being "handsome".

After DIO's defeat, she goes with him and Joseph to Japan and hasn't left since. The two became parent figures to the kids of Morioh during "Diamond is Unbreakable", despite being on good terms now, she can't help but ruffle Jotaro's feathers just for the fun of it.

At some point, he reprimand her for being too distant from her daughter, only to get called out on it as well.

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Joseph Joestar

- Relationship: Complicated - Medea slut shames him to high heaven - Joseph had a BSoD moment when he heard Medea gush about the Pillar Men

- She chases him all across Asia for weeks just to get her revenge for "driving away Jason" from her and offer his blood to DIO, fails each time. At some point Joseph told her the reason why they're going after DIO, which throws her off completely as DIO never told her about Holy Kujo.

Despite that, she still chases the Crusaders after DIO gave her one last chance to redeem herself, which pisses off Joseph even more.

After she became their mole in Egypt, he forces her to wear his old breathing mask as a trust bargain as well as keep her under tight ropes, he even rigged it with Hamon so that whenever she removes it, she'll get electrocuted by overdrive(same rules apply to her Stand to).

When she bribed Alessi to age down Joseph, she wasn't expecting him to turn into his younger and sexier self(circa Part 2) and became smitten. Joseph has NEVER let her live it down since then.

It took him an hour to save Medea's life from DIO's blood poisoning thanks to his Hamon. This selfless act made her realize that Joseph, despite his flaws, is willing to help others good and bad, no longer wanting revenge against him. 

She would however eventually have the last laugh when she found out that he was sent to the dog house after his affair got exposed in 1999, she also believed that he's faking his senility just to get his "get out of jail free" card.

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Muhammad Avdol

- Relationship: Enemies to friends - She was the reason why DIO found him at the Khan el Khalili - He was shocked when he realized that Medea isn't a Tarot Stand user

- After Cameo was defeated, she was shocked to learn that Avdol is alive and well, with him scolding her for harassing the Crusaders despite getting her revenge against Jason, she fled back to Egypt afterwards, having his arrival killing her mood and not wishing to get BBQ'​​​​​​​d by [Magician's Red].

At Aswan, when she tries to kill him at the Hospital, Avdol sought out her weakness and told Jotaro to exploit it. While not happy with her murderous plans, he's a lot more patient with her than Polnareff is due to knowing that DIO brainwashed her. 

During their trip to Cairo, he was actually pleased when he saw that Medea took an interest in his culture's myths and legends and they ended up talking more over it, even letting slip about the Glory God's Stands and which god they represent.

When she realized what happened, she blamed him for tricking her, which isn't true but he joked about it anyways.

He was the first one to discover that Medea's welts were Vampire bites thanks to Joseph's warning about Vampires and drove her to the hospital. Despite losing their mole, Avdol believed that her health is one of their highest priorities.

When she came back to Cairo, he was happy to know that she's all better. During "DIO's World", she called him crazy when he wanted to burn down the manor due to their friends being inside, she witnessed Vanilla Ice killing him afterwards, traumatizing her.

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Iggy

- Relationship: Enemies to friends - She compares him to her late pet Boston Terrier "Ozzy" - Iggy enjoys messing with her just as how he messes with Polnareff

- She thought that he was a normal dog at first before discovering that he's a Tarot Stand user represented by "The Fool" and instantly regrets it.

She got farted on when he smelled her body oder and called him a "jerk mutt" for that, he also raided her backpack and stole her clothes and sandwiches that she packed for herself, and he kicked her into the Nile river when she tried to attack him.

When Medea got hospitalized for Blood poisoning, Iggy smelled DIO's odor coming off of her welts which scared him into defending himself as he can naturally smell evil like most dogs do, he used [The Fool] to recreate DIO's likeness from that scent alone to show the Crusaders what he smelled, which is how Joseph was able to save her and how Iggy was able to recreate DIO during the Vanilla Ice fight.

Iggy started warming up to Medea after she returned to Cairo as he finally understood the pain she gained from DIO after his encounter with Pet Shop, but he wouldn't admit it, she and Iggy chilled out while everyone was having their last supper together. 

She mourned his death and petted his corpse, and calling him a "good boy" for saving her's and Polnareff's lives.

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Noriaki Kakyoin

- Relationship: Reconciled friendship - She nicknames him "Cherry boy" - She learned about Morioh because of him

- He was one of the few Agents that she actually became close friends with without hang ups, so Medea was very hurt when he "betrayed" DIO because of the Crusaders.

She tried convincing him to leave them and return to Egypt with her, when he refused, she just went: "...Fine! Die with those bastards then!" in grief induced anger. Kakyoin tried reasoning with her before she began harassing them throughout the journey.

They reconciled when she was hospitalized and they started bonding over their first encounters with DIO, as well as having no real friends until they met the Crusaders.

She kept Kakyoin's Walkman that he left behind at the mansion and used it to listen to his music and learned some Japanese, at some point she bought herself a "Pat Metheny Group" album for it and became attached to "Last Train Home", Medea eventually gave it back to him during their train ride to Cairo.

She cradled his body and grieved for him when DIO murdered him in cold blood. After DIO's defeat, she cried over his retrieved corpse and thanked him for everything he's done for her and the Crusaders.

She kept his cherry earrings as a memento to remember him by. In 1993, she originally planned on naming her future son "Noriaki" when she was pregnant, but ended up getting a daughter instead, whom she names "Noriko".

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Medea King belongs to me *And yes, I threw in a Family Guy death pose

[countlessrealities]

@villains4hire sent:

From Ash to Rick C-137 for Father's Day!

"Hi Dad! I got this thing for you. What it is? Well, I remember you really hated this guy, so in my culture? We kill people like that and then make their skulls into a codpiece! So here you go, it also functions as a belt or a cup to drink from if you want that instead. Just undo the latch thingy here. Oh and here's adoption papers or something, apparently these are 'symbolic' to humans? In my culture, you just take what you want, hurray!"

Regardless, it is a skull that indeed could be belt, codpiece or to drink from, probably not in that order. Then indeed adoption papers, plus it'd mean taking Fox and Ash from Clarence if that tidbit matters.

For one, long minute all the scientist could do was staring at the gifts that Ash was so cheerfully handing to him. Any other person would have probably been startled, if not creeped out, by the skull, but Rick Sanchez was no ordinary human being, and he wasn't ordinary in most galaxies around the multiverse either. So, what had made his eyes go wide with shock had been the papers. Adoption papers.

...Holy shit.

"W-Well, I tend to be a supporter of the 't-take whatever you want' culture too, b-but humans love to get their asses stuck in useless bureaucratic shit, sooo..." He started feeling oddly awkward, as if he didn't know what to do with himself.

Sure, he had been playing the father to the version of Beth he was living with for a while now, but this was different. This wasn't something that had started as a cover up and that then had grown on him. This was real. Fox and Ash were being dumped into his hands as his actual kids. Not replacements, not hypothetical. Real and unique and his.

...HOLY SHIT.

Clearing his throat, he took the papers first, setting them down on the workbench, before accepting the skull too. He didn't want Ash to think that he didn't like or appreciate her gifts, so he would focus on the present he could accept without having an identity crisis.

"An-And damn, you hunt down, murdered an-and skinned that asshole for me? Tha-That's..." His voice trailed of for a moment, as he tried to figure out how he truly felt about it. The answer came more quickly than he had expected. "I-I'm fuckin' touched. G-Geez, I think this is the first time someone does s-something like that for me."

And he wasn't kidding or lying. He was moved. Perhaps the guy hadn't deserved to die just because Rick couldn't stand him, but fuck him. He was a cheating jerk who had done nothing good in his life. On the long term, what Ash had done would probably count as community service.

"This...These are great. I-I was not expecting...well, I-I was expecting nothing. B-But I guess you did your homework."

Awkwardly, he reached out, aiming to lend his hand on the girl's shoulder, but he changed his mind at the last moment and ended up settling it at the top of her hair and ruffling it gently.

"T-Thanks...sweety." It felt weird to call someone who wasn't Beth like that, but if Ash had to be his daughter, then she deserved that pet name too

"I-I guess we'll have to add two places a-at the table for the holidays. J-Jerry will fuckin' love it." An eyeroll. "N-Now he two more people h-he can boast to about his goddamn ham an-and honey and what-the-hell-not."

[manymanyjerrys]

WELCOME

(Ooc: If I'm talking out of character it'll look like this! Just an example. :3)

Welcome to the blog! This is where you can communicate with many other Jerrys! We have many already, but maybe more will show up here! Who knows!

Introduction to our Jerrys;

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J-666 "Hellspawn Jerry"

There's many odd things that stand out about this Jerry. Just like most others, J-666 is unemployed and can't get a job. He's basically given up knowing that probably won't happen none the less. The odd thing about this Jerry is that it's more cold-natured, smarter, and stronger. You might think I'm bluffing, but he's actually smarter than an average Jerry. That being said he still has the cowardly nature. This Jerry is not fully human. As the name implies, he's a hellspawn, being from a universe where Hell and Earth are combined, making many MANY people turn out to be him. He has fluffy bangs covering the whole top half of his face, so you can only see his mouth. No one knows what his eyes look like anymore.

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5-S8F3 "Traumatized Jerry"

This Jerry is traumatized, but no one knows how he's traumatized or what trauma he has. He hates opening up to people about it, scared someone will try to one up his trauma, judge him, make fun of him for it, ect. Not much else is too different about this Jerry except for the fact he hates public spaces.

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10-JHI7 "T4T Jerry"

T4T Jerry is from a universe where not much is different except for the fact him and Beth are a T4T couple. So... not much else aside from that for that one. Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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4-SDFH "Agere Jerry"

He's an age regressor, what more can I say? He's not really bratty though, he's the sleepy and shy kind of little. But just like all age regressors, he goes back to his normal age sooner or later. He doesn't like being little in public, way too scared of being shamed. (If there's an L after his universe code, he's regressed, if there's a B, he's in adult mode, and if there's an S, he's slipping. Don't send him adult related questions if there's an L or S!)

(PLEASE LET THIS BE NOTED, AGE REGRESSORS ARE SUPPORTED HERE, BUT SHOULD NOT READ ON THIS BLOG AS THERE WILL PROBABLY BE ROLE PLAY/FAKE VIOLENCE DESCRIPTIONS, SWEARING, AND STUFF LIKE THAT. IT'S RICK AND MORTY, C'MON THAT STUFF IS GONNA BE ON HERE.)

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8-FG21 "Cat Lover Jerry"

He's a cat person, what can I say!

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That's all the Jerrys we have currently! Do whatever you want now! :D

[kandadiff]

Taste of Venom : Ball (2)

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It wasn’t hard to find Robin when looking for him. He easily towered over most of the people here at 6'4 and whether it was in intentional or not his mask matched mine, the only difference was shiny obsidian and had fangs where the mouth began. Instead of a simple black suit, he resembled our mother with a dark navy suit stitched with white jester-style diamonds. I couldn't help but smile, he seemed to be taking more from Harley than J.

I floated through the crowd moving towards where he was smoking standing just outside the ballroom. When I finally made it, his back was to me and he was chatting with a man wearing a pure white suits with highlights of green. His red hair stuck out from behind his cloud like mask - something about him felt familiar but I couldn't' quite place it.

“It’s nice to see you haven’t taken after Joker much.” I traced the patterns of the diamonds on his suit jacket. He stiffened and relaxed when he realized who it was. I saw the necklace that Harley gave us all when we were children, still proudly displayed around his neck, though a new red jeweled ring covered his finger. “Mom would have loved this.” He says nothing, instead looks at the red head incfront of him. “What you’re not going to wish your little sister happy birthday? Maybe you have taken after J after all.” My tone might have been playful but the words were bitter. I had asked Negan to ensure my 'father' wasn't present, which is how I assume Lloyd got in with Robin instead.

His lips curled into the tiniest smile. “Happy birthday.” His tone was cold with just the tiniest bit of affection. I sighed but the redhead stepped closer calling my attention to him.

“Happy birthday!” The red head was clearly more enthusiastic then my brother who gently pushed me to him.

"Thank you." I said politely looking up into the gray eyes behind his makes. A flicker of recognition ran across my eyes and it hit me “Jerry?” Undoing the green ribbon that held his mask on, the face of my older brother was revealed to me. His mess of red hair as bright as the last time I saw him. Thats when I noticed Harley's necklace tucked into his collared shirt. His smile was shy, as though his emotions for this moment would hinge on my own - like he was scared of rejection.

"Oh my god" I threw my arms around him and his arms wrapped around me in a tight hug. He sighed happy into the hug and tightened his arms around me. "Oh my god!" The scent of hospital still lingered on him like it was his permanent scent. “I’m so happy to see you again!” I asked Negan to extend an invite to all my siblings but I knew if anyone would come it would be robin.

"Me too, Ace." he whispered and pulled back to look at me. "You look the same. You didn't age since the last time I saw you." I thought about the last time I did see him. Jerome had always been in and out of mental hospitals growing up. CPS or the police would commit him and it was up to the family to get him out. After a while, it became a game - for a while - none of us were sure what exactly what was wrong with him. Until he lashed out on one of J's men, slicking there face clean off with a switch blade, and Harley sat us down and told us. He was a schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, though it was fairly contained when he was on his meds but when he wasn't - it could get bad.

"Are you- are you okay?" I asked, my heart falling when I released. If he was with J then I doubt the man would care enough about his heath to keep him on his meds. It's not like Harley is around, and when we all did live together he turned it into a game.

"I'm keeping an eye on him." Robin assured me. I hated how cold things were between us now though I was happy to see Jerome. We chatted about everything under the sun for a bit until Jerome got something to drink.

"Should he be drinking on his meds?" I asked looking up at Robin. He nodded, lighting up a cigarette.

"A drink here and there won't hurt him." I nodded and we stood in silence for a bit until we both tried to speak.

"I'd wish you leave here-"

"I had another dream-"

We said at the same time. We eyed each other but I spoke first. "What?"

"Your safer with us, J, Jerome, me...Lloyd." he gave me a side eye. "Yes, I do know."

"How am I safer? I've handled myself here for three years without any of you."

"Things are changing." he said cryptically and I rolled my eyes pouting.

"Why is everyone speaking in riddles?"

"I don't want to hear about your dream." He said seeing G walk towards us.

"Can I borrow the birthday girl?" G's smile is clearly fake not matching the shine in his eyes, maybe he was on something. His eyes did look a bit dilated. I knew him and I could tell he was upset. I looked at robin salient pleading for him to brush g off but instead he nods. "Do you have a place we can talk?"

"The library I guess," I sighed as we walked though the party back into the quiet library. Once I closed the large doors, his smile faded and his words cut like sharp little knives.

"The rumor better be fucking fake" He warns stepping up to me. With the small heels I was wearing we looked eye to eye - though his intense, accusatory stare made me feel two feet tall. "You better not be pregnant." His hand shoots to feel my stomach for himself and push him away.

"What?!" I shoot back at him. "I'm not!"

"If this party is to announce any fucking heirs to that old pig in there tell me now!" He spat, his breath smelled of hard liquor. He was drunk and high a terrible combination when your in a bad mood.

"I haven't been with Seunghyun in years!" I push him again and he grabs my wrists tightly. I jerk out of his grasp. "What does it matter if I have a child? the deal was marriage." He laughed and shook his head.

"The deal was you marry my right hand man and I marry your partner. You go missing for weeks and break his heart and tell her to break mine as well-"

"You're fucking drunk." I scoff and turn to leave but he yanks me back my dress. "Get off of me!" Instead he threw me on the couch.

"I am not drunk! You took her away from me! Then she goes missing!" He spit and grips my face in his hands.

I push his hands away from me and got up. "we have this goddamn argument every year. Get over her! You have a mountain of fucking mistresses at your disposal - don't act like they weren't here when she was still alive!"

"I never cheated on her!" He growled stalking towards me.

"Save it for your fucking priest!" I spat back at him. "You are all the same. Men with power who want a woman to stick by them meanwhile they stick there dick in everything else! She did not belong to you because you showered her with gifts and money! She would not still be with you now if she was alive! She'd be with Edward like she was before she died!"

"STOP!" He violently threw himself into me and was slammed into the brick of the walls. He quickly reached into his jacket pocket and took out a sharp switchblade, pressing it hard but not hard enough to break the skin "How about I cut that fucking abomination out myself? Huh? Take you away from Negan like his son took my wife away from me. Ill even gift him the fetus-"

"Get off of me, Jiyong." I tried to keep my voice steady but with a blade pressed into my lower belly and the crazed look in eye made me start to shake. The animosity between us had grown exponetially since I left TOP but seemed to skyrocket after your disappearance. The only thing that was keeping the Red Dragon alliance alive was my relationship with G's father, but with the old mans sickness - it wasn't going to last. And he was about to start the war right now - in an intoxicated rash stupor heightened by anger. "I'll scream, there are guards just outside this door, you can cut me but you can't outrun them."

""I don't need too." he said pressing the blade closer I felt it cut into the fabric of my dress.. Then he moved it to my mouth. "Maybe I'll make you like your dad, a permeant smile."

"Don't do that." A raspy deep voice made us both jump, his knife cutting slightly into my mouth. It came from the corner of the room, deep in the shadows casted by the moonlight coming in through the windows and small lamps that illumined their immediate area.

"Who's there?" G asked pushing into me while looking into the corner. He quickly removed the knife pressing his open palm to my mouth and then blade back to my stomach. "Who's there?!"

"Release her." the voice growled again. It echoed throughout the room and sounded like it was now coming from every corner - every shadow heard the mystery man. G yanked me forward and I stumbled on my heels falling on the floor while G yanked a lamp off the table and pointed the lights at the corner.

A long limbed horrifying creature lurked over the bookshelf. Wide green eyes sunken into a midnight sky colored body looked at him, the long fingers curling over the books and itching closer to G. The man blinked his yees, as though trying to blink away the terrifying creature from the room. The creature dashed towards him yanking him up violently by the suit jacket until his head reached the high celling and he was suspended in the air. He let out a terrified scream for it to stop and let me go. I stayed frozen on the ground unsure if I moved would the creature come at me. "Okay." The creature sounded amused and released the Red Dragon leader from the ceiling. G fell straight down, crashing into the wood table in the middle of the room. The table cracked under him with a loud dealing sound and suddenly G was quiet. The creature looked from G to me - we stared at each other just for a moment until I heard a commotion from the door. Someone was trying to open it.

"Miss!" That was one of the guards.

"Kay!" That was Simon.

"Princess!" That was Negan and thats who I saw burst in. The light from the hallway flooded the room and the looming dark creature dashed back behind the bookshelf in a flash leaving me looking up at the gang leader wide eyed and on the floor and G unconsious on a broken table.

"What the hell happened here?" Simon asked. Negan looked around, stepping over G and pulling me up.

Negan examined me closely, his finger wiped the small amount of blood trickling from the small cut G gave me. His jaw tightened but he was still very gentle with me. "Are you okay?" I nodded, feeling vegans kiss on my forehead. But my eyes were locked on Simon who was trying to figure out how I put G through a table. The guards waited for orders by the door. "Did he hurt you?" I shook my head and Negan sighed. "Don't fucking lie to me."

"No." I looked up at him. "Just get him out of here." I pleaded and Negan ran his hands through his beard in frustration. "Please, I can't- not tonight."

He sighed as though trying to steady his own anger and looked at Simon. "As quietly as you can- get him out of here. Send him home and get one of the girls to be there when he wakes up so he thinks it was something else."

"You heard the man." Simon barked orders to the guards "Get moving, you fucks."

"come on," he takes my hand in his. I step over g looking back at the bookshelf but seeing nothing. Instead of stepping over him, Negan kicks the man hard in his ribs. G doesn't react. "Lets cut your fucking cake."

~~

[krsive-writes]

Rick is my favorite character, and possibly my favorite Rick is J-22 aka Factory Worker Rick from The Ricklantis Mixup episode.

I literally do not care which Beth is which, and I think that's what the writers want me to feel, lol.

It would be so nice to learn that Rick and Prime were romantically involved.

In a fic I wrote I named Birdperson's daughter 'Kestrel,' and I stand by that.

I hope for 11 seasons, but I don't think it'll go much past that. :c

I would smash the hell out of Rick C-137

Favorite villain is probably Prime.

Favorite episode is either The Ricklantis Mixup, The Rickshank Redemption, or Solaricks.

I hate hate hate the pilot episode.

I hate hate hate Tammy.

Oh god, what's the worst thing C-137 has ever done? Probably when he Cronenberg'd and abandoned Morty's home dimension.

There's no denying that the change in voices will effect the show, but I don't think I'm going to love it any less. So for me, it's maybe not such a big deal.

deus_regina and inubaki91 and softboiledegg!

Sadly, sometimes I find myself relating to Jerry. Just some lame guy out here doing my best and fucking it up constantly.

The funniest Rick and Morty bit is definitely "He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls police."

Season 3 is the best season

Season 5 is the worst season

Justin returning would feel like a big bummer, but I think I'd still watch tbh.

Oh god, I have so many favorite quotes. Right now my mind keeps gravitating to when Rick is like "Dont' tell me how to enjoy things" when he's shipping Brenner and Ass, lol

I want to be Morty and help Rick on his quest, but the right choice is probably Summer--I think she's better off than anyone else in the show.

20 SHORT-ANSWER* RICK AND MORTY QUESTIONS FOR YOU:

*You can write long answers, if you'd like! Feel free to skip questions, too!

Who is your favourite Rick and Morty Character?

Which Beth is the clone: Domestic Beth or Space Beth?

Do you think that Rick-C137 and Rick Prime were previously romantically involved?

What do you think would be a good name for Birdperson and Tammy's daughter?

How many seasons do you think Rick and Morty will eventually have?

Rick C-137: smash or pass?

Who is your favourite Rick and Morty villain?

Your favourite Rick and Morty episode?

Your least favourite Rick and Morty episode?

Who is your least favourite Rick and Morty character?

What is, in your opinion, the worst thing that Rick C-137 has ever done?

Do you think that Rick and Morty will be affected substantially by having to change the voice actor for Rick and Morty and a bunch of other characters?

What's a good Rick and Morty blog?

Who is the Rick and Morty character that you relate to the most?

The funniest Rick and Morty bit/scene, in your opinion?

Best Rick and Morty season?

Worst Rick and Morty season?

Would you stop watching the show if Justin Roiland returned?

Your favourite Rick and Morty quote?

If you had to be one member of the smith family in the next season, who would you want to be?

[manenimittliv-arch]

TFLN ( from tj omfg why not )

[SMS] Jerry, you need to find god

[obscure-skirmish]

Propaganda under the cut!

Itchy & Scratchy: "It's a Tom and Jerry-esque series about a cat (Scratchy) trying to catch a mouse (Itchy) only to get maimed horribly in graphic ways. The characters and the studio that creates the cartoon occasionally stand in for Mickey Mouse and Disney, respectively, in parodies of the entertainment and animation industry. Their first cartoon together was "Steamboat Itchy" in 1928 (dir. Roger Meyers), although both had made earlier appearances-- Itchy was created for a 1919 short "Manhattan Madness" by Chester J. Lampwick (although Roger Meyers would later take credit for Itchy and Lampwick would not be recognized as the creator until well after Meyers's death), and Scratchy appeared in a 1928 short "That Happy Cat". The show is featured a LOT on The Simpsons-- not only are the shorts frequently shown to the viewers, but the production of the show and its impact on the cultural zeitgeist are frequent topics of Simpsons episodes. If you've ever seen the scene that goes "I have to go now, my planet needs me"/"Note: Poochie died on the way to his home planet", that's from an episode where the producers tried to introduce a surfing, rapping dog named Poochie to the show (voiced by Homer), who was short-lived due to his overwhelmingly negative reception. Sorry if this is too much info I am very autistic about both The Simpsons and Itchy & Scratchy"

Reptar: "Basically Rugrats’ equivalent of Godzilla."

Mod note: THERE'S SOME KID ON THE ICE!

[buckyr00s]

Top Gun Second Gen and Their Go-To Karaoke Songs

author's note: listen, I'm currently working on Fanboy x Reader and Coyote x Reader pieces, but I couldn't help but do this. Feel free to add your own song ideas ;)

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It's very clear that Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw's go-to song is Jerry Lee Lewis' Great Balls of Fire. But he saves that song for the most special occasions--wouldn't want to overplay the song he cherishes most.

At the end of the day, his karaoke repertoire reflects his retro soul. Rock, jazz, and blues run through his veins and he's more of a lover than he is a fighter, which is why Frankie Valli's Can't Take My Eyes off You, Frank Sinatra's Fly Me To The Moon, Queen's Crazy Little Thing Called Love, and Roy Orbinson's Oh, Pretty Woman are some of his favourite karaoke songs.

All-American classics are Jake "Hangman" Seresin's wheelhouse. He's almost always one of the first to get on stage and take the mic. If he's going to perform, he might as well set the bar for folks. And you better believe he's the type of person to command the stage, taking the mic off its stand the second he can.

Being the man of the people, his absolute go-to song is Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. Don McLean's American Pie, the Eagles' Hotel California, Journey's Don't Stop Believin', and Steppenwolf's Born to Be Wild are his back-ups.

Natasha "Phoenix" Trace is the person to go to for up-beat karaoke vibes. Wait until the liquid courage sets in and she'll unleash her inner disco, country, pop diva. She'll always get everyone up, singing, and dancing. And she's definitely got moves of her own.

ABBA's Dancing Queen, Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats, Spice Girls' Wannabe, Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman!, and Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun are amongst her favourites.

Robert "Bob" Floyd sticks to the karaoke classics. It takes a lot of convincing to get him on the mic and it'll usually take him until the chorus to loosen up. But my goodness, when he does, everyone is left with goofy grins on their faces.

Sweet, wholesome Bob only sings sweet, wholesome songs. He has a rotation of songs including Glen Campbell's Rhinestone Cowboy, Elton John's Rocket Man, the Monkees' I'm a Believer, and Electric Light Orchestra's Mr. Blue Sky.

You'll catch him on stage holding the mic with both hands, doing his signature side step move with an occasional head bob--pun not intended but so welcome.

Hero by Mariah Carey is Javy "Coyote" Machado's favourite karaoke song. You cannot convince me otherwise. While he isn't the most skilled singer, he puts on a hell of a production. Because if he's going to sing, then by God, he's going to sing.

And if he's not singing Hero, though, he'll choose a different power ballad. Whitney Houston's I Have Nothing, Jennifer Holliday's And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going, and Céline Dion's It's All Coming Back to Me Now are some of his back-up songs.

Each time he walks up to the mic, he'll half-jokingly, but very seriously preface his performance with, "I'm gunna slow it down for you now." Needless to say, he brings the house down every time.

I mean, come on. The man's call sign is Fanboy for goodness sake. He wears it proudly. Mickey Garcia is a big believer that you can't turn a room like you can with boybands' greatest hits. Backstreet Boys' I Want It That Way, *NSYNC's It's Gonna Be Me, and Boyz II Men's End of the Road (monologues and all) are some of his favourite pleasures that he's absolutely not guilty about.

He's also not shy about honouring his Latino identity with songs like J Balvin's Mi Gente, Enrique Iglesias' Bailamos, Bad Bunny's Yo Perreo Sola, and Shakira's Whenever, Wherever.

Any song he choses, he's singing his heart out and giving it his all. He wouldn't have it any other way. The man low-key has pipes, but he'd rather spend his time on the mic playing it off for laughs than actually showcasing his talent.

You can't tell me that Reuben "Payback" Fitch isn't the life of the party. The man makes it his mission to make any function interesting. Like come on, proposing the 200 push-up punishment during TOPGUN training? If he's going to do anything, it better entertain him.

He's much less strict about his karaoke songs, and probably has the most diverse repertoire out of everyone. House of Pain's Jump Around, TOTO's Africa, Marvin Gaye's Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5, Outcast's Hey Ya!, Blackstreet's No Diggity, Gnarls Barkley's Crazy.

Everyone knows his taste is impeccable and it's always exciting when he walks up to the mic. You never know what you get, other than the guarantee that the party will turn up to eleven.

author's note: well how'd I do? did I miss any songs? also, there is a severe lack of variety in the GIFs out there for Coyote, Fanboy, and Payback. someone pls helppppp.

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[thespamman24]

THINGS TO SEE WHEN VISITING VATICAN CITY

10. THE POPES TOILET

Blink and you’ll miss this charming, rustic little hovel. The popes toilet is perfect for people who want to touch something that’s also touched the popes butt. Licking the bowl is prohibited and punishable by excommunication. The toilet is extraordinarily clean.

9. A GIANT STATUE OF THE LETTER J

Blink and you’ll miss this giant statue of the letter J. The J probably stands for jesus, but nobody really knows.

8. THE POPES HAT ROOM

Blink and you’ll miss this delightful little room full of hats. They all belong to the pope. They range from his formal hat, his casual hat, his party hat, his crimefighting hat, his supervillain hat, his cat in the hat, his high hat, avocado novelty hat, his thinking hat, and his sombrero.

7. GODS TOENAIL CLIPPINGS

Blink you’ll miss this massive pile of toenail clippings. They say that they are from god, but some suspect they could be from Jerry, the janitor. Jerry has not commented this. 

6. THE FRIDGE WHERE THE POPES CHICKEN BRATWURST IS KEPT Blink and you’ll miss the absolutely disgusting smell of the popes bratwurst. It’s terrible in every single way, but it’s the popes bratwurst, and I don’t mean that he eats it, I mean that he makes it. Now, the pope is a very good pope, but he never received any official cooking training, so he’s a terrible chef. As a result, his chicken bratwurst tastes disgusting, but nobody is willing to tell the pope. The only person who likes it is Jerry, but no one cares about Jerry because he is the lowely janitor.

5. The Laundry Room

Blink and you’ll miss the laundry room. Some say it’s where Jerry sleeps, but no one really knows. Some say that Jerry never sleeps, he’s always mopping, never stopping.

4. A BUNCH OF WINE

Blink and you’ll miss a bunch of wine. The wine is on a shelf, the wine shelf (where they keep the wine). That shelf is where the wine is kept.

3. JERRY, The Janitor

Plot twist, Jerry the janitor was god all along. The end.

[johnemulaney]

John Mulaney: From Scratch in Las Vegas, September 4

Once again, spoilers for the show and what will presumably be in the special. This is about his relapse so tread with caution is that will be an issue for you. However, the tone of his struggle is the same one he used in his past specials so if you didn’t have any issues then, I think you’d be ok with this. Of course, use your own best judgement, friends.

The opener was Seaton Smith. 

He opened with trying to find the rich people in the crowd but acknowledged that they’d go mwrmwmwrw money isn’t everything so then he started talking about golf and went aha I got ya’ll. 

There was a joke about weed being the only Christian drug

He had a bit about when white people are nice, be nervous

He had a bit about there being a black man on the Bachelor and was like America (ABC and Disney+) were not ready for a black man to be fucking a house full of 50 white women. That shit premiered on Tuesday and the Capitol burned on Wednesday.

He also did some crowd work and roasted a couple in the front row for having different answers about kids and she was like I didn’t hear the question and was roasted about how not hearing questions you don’t want to answer is certainly a tactic, often used by drug dealers

He also had a bit about how different child rearing is in Texas versus New York and about how hitting your kids is treated differently, like his dad would have just threatened it whimsically. 

Now on to the Main Event!

The first thing he said was “hiiiiiiiiii” exactly in the tone you think he said it in. he followed that up with a little shrug looking adorable and a little bashful

“It’s him! Mr. Problems. Oh Las Vegas, Oh my god” he then talks about how Vegas is a land of vice and a Choice for him to preform in as a recovering addict. He had a sober buddy and 3 bodyguards with him at all times. 

“And here’s what happened” December 18, 2020, he gets invited to a friends apartment for dinner AND HE’S TWO HOURS LATE because he stopped, coked out of his mind, at SNL for a haircut because he still had his building access badge and he went to the hair department and they were like, he’ll leave faster if we just do this, and then he stopped at his drug dealers. 

He called venmo and cashapp, apps for drug deals and was like what do normal people even use them for. He maxed both out paying for drugs. 

He was the best looking person at his intervention. “Coke skinny, new cut” and the 12 people intervening looked like shit. He looked “tears for fears while they all looked jerry garcia” (I hope you know who those musicians are besties). 

He immediately yelled “Can I go to the bathroom” to you know, dump his drugs because when you walk into that, you know what it is. 

He was not allowed to go (he would be asked if he still needed to pee later and would say “what?”

There were 6 people in NYC and 6 people over zoom in LA because he guesses 6 people couldn’t be bothered to fly in for HIS INTERVENTION

Interventions can go two ways, it can be kind of accusatory and this is how you let us all down, or it can be supportive. Everyone but Nick Kroll got the memo to be supportive.

Nick Kroll went first.

Nick Kroll listed all the ways John was a bad best friend and brother over zoom and John was getting texts during the intervention saying Nick wasn’t supposed to do that and they were all sorry. 

Bill Hader went next. he originally wasn’t going to be able to make it so he had recorded a thing but since he was there, he did it live. (He would eventually send the video to John in rehab, which is not what you want on the way to rehab “awesome, more intervention”)

He tried to derail the intervention, “there’s not enough latinx representation” he said he’d go to any rehab except the one they had picked out for him. This was a star-studded affair and he was mad no one was being funny. 

 Natasha Lyons went next, telling him his life and career is in shambles

So he gets carted off to rehab after this intervention. Don’t let 12 comedians pack your bags for 2 months at rehab. it was bombas socks and iphone chargers. 

A little secret about rehab, you’re not allowed to bring drugs in. You remember how he was late? In his pocket on the way to rehab included: a huge amount of pills, 3g of coke (which was 2g by the time he got there, courtesy of a koala station in a gas station bathroom), and $2000 in cash. He had other plans for the weekend. He was admitted for xanax, coke, perocet, and adderall addiction. Say what you will, but he does not do anything half way.

It’s 4am when he’s sent to detox, he’s been awake for 3 days. 

He also gives a small lesson on how to get drugs. Find the lowest rated doctors on yelp and webmd reviews and go ask for them, they need all the business they can get. You become like Captain Phillips, I am the doctor now. 

Dr. Michael was his shady doctor. He was a first avenue apartment where he would write prescriptions from his kitchenette where his girl Minerva was always asleep. “I didn’t kill my wife Minerva.” But John would ask for his drugs, Dr. Michael would write the script and then ask what he needed it for. Dr. Michael would also make John take his shirt off, always offering a flu shot and going no, shirt all the way off (in case you were wondering how bad this addiction actually was)

The first moral is now you know. The second moral is get vaccinated.

He’s sent to the regular ward the next afternoon and they finally get him to sleep. 

He’s sketched out that doctors have last names at this establishment

He asks for drugs such as klonopin and is taken aback a bit when he doesn’t get them. The doctor is like PA state law says no, and so John suggests they go to a CVS in Jersey to get some. 

His bestie Pete Davidson starts calling that night. Except Pete changes his number every month and a half so John has him send a selfie and saves the new number under some other random name, at this point in time, Pete is saved as Al Pacino. (We get an Al Pacino impression) John is asleep and his nurse sees Al Pacino trying to call him 5 times and so she wakes him up. 

Pete Davidson and John Mulaney did not do drugs together. (The author is lowkey surprised and sad about that, like if Pete was my bestie, we’d make so many poor choices) But Pete was always very supportive of his sobriety. 

John needs recognition so badly, in group when they introduced themselves he said “I’m John M.” and no one cared. So he left a tabloid out with the news of his admittance and his face on it in the rec room on the table. The not being someone was “driving him bananas.” When they talked about what they do for a living and he said I’m a a stand up comedian, someone asked if he made a living that way. He said “yeah ask your daughter” (or your son)

One of the things you do at rehab is break up with your drug dealer.

One of his drug dealers only bought drugs to keep John from buying worse off the streets and only got into the game because John kept asking him for drugs and was his only buyer. That guy was originally a painter and John has no idea how they met. John is the only person to turn an innocent man into a drug dealer. 

Here he did the Baby J is back baby joke. the Park Theater is one of the biggest stages in the world so he did that joke in one pace across the stage and said the stage is that joke long. 

“I am no longer on drugs. It’s very good but also ah---” He’s in a 12 step anonymous group. 

“I need attention, clearly.” After a show you think he would be sated, but no. 

He wants that attention that the kid who’s grandparent died and showed up to school dressed for the funeral and got to sit in the beanbag chair for reading despite it not being his turn, gets. He went on about being willing to let one of the lesser important grandparents die so he could get attention, for quite a while. 

He feels left behind in science, like his C’s and D’s in those classes. All those classes were was putting things on a windowsill for the janitor to throw away. He had a bit about how the fuck people put dinosaurs back together, it’s like getting wayfair furniture without the instructions. 

He also things the moon belongs to America. Like we got there first and when other countries say stuff about the moon he’s like mmmmmmm.

He also had a joke about paying to get into college and like, for white people that’s always how it’s been. 

The show ended with him going over the highlights of that GQ interview that he was so coked out for that he forgot he did it entirely. He has no memory of it at all. He was just called up that day and asked for an interview and you know how coke is the best drug to receive attention on? He just did whatever he wanted with that attention. 

And that was the show.