#the iterators

[funkylittlebaldcharapoll]

FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND SIX: FINALE

these 3 teams of finalists have battled their best, bravest and baldest. they've found alliances, even friendship, as they've fought through the rounds. but now is almost time for their trials to come to an end.

normally, only one team would be able to claim victory. but the union has other plans. they've been able to UNIONIZE every one of their opponents so far-- why stop here? if all 3 teams get within 17% of each other, everyone walks away with a victory.

otherwise?

may the b(ald)est characters win.

(old man art by @rats2, kappa art by @joelleity!)

(i'm so sorry for how long the poll title is. imagine how i feel having to type all the tags out)

[supercomputer-lizard]

My thoughts about Ancients from Rain World: I think they’re funny

So in the game Rain World by Video Cult, it has some very interesting lore and gameplay. The game has in lore explanation for why the player respawns, the cycle. Before the player actually begins playing, there was civilization of things known as the ancients, they wanted to escape the cycle, they thought they needed to avoid these five things: violence, procreation, gluttony, materialism, self-preservation. Basically their version of the Seven Deadly Sins, but there’s five and I shall dub them: “The Five Things That Get In The Way Of Dying” (I don’t know if they already has a name or they have already been called that)

Now, you might be asking why I’m telling you this, it is because I find it funny that there was a civilization of pacifist, virgin, starving, broke, suicidal monks.

In one of pearls that you give to Looks to The Moon, one ancient was described as both a mother and father, maybe they were just trans or the ancients had a different definition of gender I hear you say, but I think they’re hermaphrodites, meaning they can make others pregnant and get pregnant, I think it makes sense. I am also now thinking about the relationship dynamics for the ancients, if you mostly get pregnant, then you’re a bottom, if you mostly make others pregnant, then you’re a top.

Another thing is that they made the iterators, robot gods in big metal prisons/boxes, to find out how they can finally die. Then they found void fluid, basically if you take a bath in it, you die, permanently. The catch is that if you, I think, have The Five Things That Get In The Way Of Dying or if you’re too attached to the world (I can’t remember, it is past 10:30 pm where I live) then you become a space octopus that is black with some gold on it called an Echo

Many of the ancients didn’t like that and then they all decided “Eh, why not? We want to die, this works” and then they all took a collective bath in the void fluid and died

The iterators also had what was basically discord, the main iterators we meet in game are Five Pebbles and Looks to The Moon or as more people just call them, Pebbles and Moon. You might be wondering why I’m bringing this up, it is because I already added Five Pebbles and Looks to The Moon in the tags and that little voice in my head keeps telling that I should either talk about them or get rid of the tags, I gave in

To all of the people who read this entire thing, I must say, thank you for listening to me rambling

[sapphicdib]

ayo that’s my fuckin wifething u got there. handle him with care

[adamnagaitits]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big bro jazz

[noodles-and-tea]

whaddya think of the mystery trio?

I LOVE!!!!!

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

my rw sona/oc first drawing is inspired by kociamieta's five pebbles art

[bortalis]

[el-pada]

made a tmnt iteration for college

with lil ref sheets and everything, got a 9/10 so that was cool

[mysterious-v4nus]

weeping god and its last follower

[funkylittlebaldcharapoll]

FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND 4: VS THE BOSS!!

this crew of bald-bots, in all their artificial swag, have been steamrolling their competition since the start! but despite their success in the polls, are they any closer to achieving the goal they were created for? breaking the cycle of reincarnation, achieving true peace?

we know somebody who might have a few thoughts on that...

[pastabaguette]

i felt a little bad for drawing these guys and their ancestors in awful and terrible situations recently, so i took a break for a second and drew them having fun and being friends.

i’d like to think nepeta and gamzee are fairly good friends in this au. i think they’d have a fun dynamic.

[vastunlife]

weeeee off the strings

[sergle]

the best commission client you can ever get is always going to be this specific guy: he wants you to draw an oc he's had for like 16 years, he has a folder of references, she's like a catgirl who is also a magician or something, he has 3 paragraphs of her lore that he gives you + an exact pose, he's extremely polite and tells you to take as long as you need, and then he tips like $160 on top of the asking price at the end. and he always looks exactly like this

[courtmartialme]

same breed of pathetic wet dog guys