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legobiwan · 4 months ago

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Today's depressing thought:

Stan lies awake at night on the boat wondering about a lot of things, a lot of what-ifs (many of which have to do with the IRS), but the question that truly haunts him is this:

If it had been Stan who went through the Portal thirty years ago, would Ford have tried to save him?

And the thing is, he can't say with certainty that the answer would be yes.

#hello there #stanley pines #stanford pines #ford post-weirdmaggedon? yes obviously #ford pre-weirdmaggedon? stan can't be 100% sure and somewhere subliminally that EATS at him #also re: the irs #i mentioned this in the tags of another post but #stan is a career criminal who seemed to cover his tracks relatively well in his later life #al capone was similar #al capone got taken down by the irs #stan KNOWS this and aside from the alien government guys or rico & friends #the irs is the one org with the wherewithal and power to put stan back in prison for good

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