#the intermssion

[acesgroupchat]

Y'all what HAPPENED in that intermssion??

TWO GOALS IN 70 SECONDS!!!! ZOOM BOYS ZOOM!!!

[minoukwrites]

Intermssion 2 - Brotherly Bonds It's been out for a while, but I totally forgot to post it here. whoopsies. check out SDBN Intermission 2 on AO3. (if you want. I can't force you)

or start from the beginning

[hermannco]

This got sent to my portfolio eske blog, and lmao my guy my fella my anon, you are talking to the former Distantquest director, current SAHCON attendee and creator of a fanadventure and a fangame. To top that I Was known for Eridan art constantly. And to top all of that before I was even semi-popular I have OODLES of old Intermssion art.

Yeah I did homestuck art, a FUCKING LOTS OF IT.

[kleebis-and-fombus]

Can we please have "Jurassic Park the Musical"?

I already have an outline (it's super rough):

ACT I

1. Open with same opening scene as movie, a guy gets eaten by a caged raptor, but have the cast sing an opening ballad "Clever Girl" that ends with the violence, fade that song into a scene at the amber mine where the lawyer sings a short final verse about needing the safety certification 2. In the Badlands, Alan Grant sings an introduction about rocks and bones, how much we learn from rocks, how dinosaurs have evolved into birds. Have the kid in the group challenge him with the “6 foot turkey” comment, Alan sings a verse about how deadly raptors are and scares the kid. Have the crowd disperse, continue the song between Alan and Ellie, about why Alan doesn’t like kids. 3. "I Spared No Expense" - John Hammond arrives, sings a cryptic song convincing them to visit his island. They sing no, song goes until everyone is singing the same chorus with a “yes” tone instead of a “no” tone because they’ve been convinced. 4. Denis Nedry and Lou Dodgson meet in Costa Rica, sing about their evil plan and about why Nedry is disgruntled with Hammond 5. Group arrive at the island and sing a “holy crap, real dinosaurs!” song 6. Visitor’s center - “Life Finds a Way”: A song about DNA, breeding, etc - all the biology explained and Ian Malcom’s famous quote. We see the baby raptors hatching. 7. Group visits raptor pen, reprise song 1, this time raptor handlers are singing about how intelligent the raptors are, etc. 8. Group has lunch, reprise song 3 where Malcom, etc criticize Hammond’s playing god. 9. Kids arrive, song 2 instrumental. Grant is visibly annoyed 10. Tour - "Chaos, Chaos, Chaos!" Malcom explains chaos theory 11. Sick triceratops - Ellie reprises song 2, sings her own version about the plant life and starts helping the dino 12. Storm starts. Group breaks up/heads back. Reprise song 4. Nedry and Hammond have words, Nedry leaves to steal the embryos. He sings his part about his plan while he executes it, and the control room techs sing about the technical difficulties. They and Hammond also sing about what a crappy worker Nedry is. Nedry sings until the moment he dies - the last verse is one of denial/regret. Slow it down, but finish it with a bang.

INTERMSSION

ACT II

1. T-Rex paddock scene: animatronics, duh. reprise song 1 but make it super dramatic and varied based on who has to be quiet when, etc. Meanwhile Ellie and Muldoon are searching for them, find Ian instead. T-rex chases them in car but they get away, possibly singing 2. Alan helps kids and reprises song 2 as a lullaby. Then after kids fall asleep, sings a sweet version about how he’s beginning to like kids. 3. Hammond and Ellie sit in the dining room eating ice cream. Hammond reprises a sad, slow song 3 remembering Petticoat Lane and lamenting his past and his failures and Ellie holds him accountable 4. In the morning, Alan and kids encounter brachiosaur in the tree, find dino eggs. Life found a way. Reprise song 6. 5. Cut to control room, Ian Malcom reprises song 10 in an “I told you so” number to Hammond 6. Still in control room, reprise song 4. Hammond sends Arnold to shut down the system, Ellie and Muldoon follow shortly after 7. Alan and kids witness gallimimus stampede, t-rex eating one. Song 5 instrumental 8. Reprise song 1, use instrumentals to show Ellie and Muldoon confrontation with raptors. Muldoon sings ��Clever Girl” as he dies. Ellie turns power back on and Tim gets electrocuted on fence 9. Grant takes kids to kitchen, continue reprise of song 1 as they face the raptors in the kitchen 10. Reprise song 4 as Lex hacks and fixes system in control room. Raptors chase group to T-rex skeleton, t-rex shows up to fight raptors as group escapes 11. Helicopter - reprise song 5. Show birds outside window

[eyeballjazz]

Need a nice read this holiday weekend?? Well check out this new fic, Can’t Have Nice Things, where Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog fail to go on a date!

This was written for @indigonite and comes with a very happy and late ‘Happy Birthday!’

[hmstckpanels]

> [I] SS: Enter the hallway near the main entrance.

[jakeoettinger]

this is a jay beagle post

1st intermssion interview VAN vs WPG | 02.19.2021

[eyeballjazz]

Do you love stories about lovers holding each other? Stories about cats with funny names that are utter whorish and tender? Are you trying to watch two people in love speaking softly to each other in bed while a blizzard quiets the whole world around them?

Then enjoy, my sweet babies.

[eyeballjazz]

Only gonna make one post for this bc it’s just silly self promo but! Jan 7th was Super Sensitive Summer Slam Splashdown Showdown’s birthday!

I can’t believe it’s been a year, but hell, I’m still plenty proud.

Read it today, why not?