#the insane part is that I think this could actually make half the Umdersiders better

[kalashnikovlaserpussy]

Situation that would go so awfully horrifically hilarious and terrible:

The day Taylor decides to become a villain for real and commit 100%, a comedy of errors results in the Undersiders kidnapping Danny and Taylor accidentally unmasking to him. No-one realises what the fuck is happening until it's too late and the circumstances required are already some Grade A Slapstick (gory af nightmare fuel edition).

Taylor is shaking and disassociating and Fucking Loosing It because she just made up her mind on being an Actual Evil Bad Guy Person™ and now her dad Knows. Just completely "oh god my life is over what do I do" mode about it and uncertain how she can go full scorched earth about this one.

Lisa is trying not to burst out into either tears or laughter and she can't really tell which at this point, she's half certain Taylor is going to try and kill herself if this doesn't get resolved Right Now™ and it's breaking her but the situation is just so insane and fucked up that she also feels like she needs to Actually Laugh.

Brian is so confused as to how this shit happened, but like, he's Trying. Of course he's a fucking 17yo boomer so this comes off as Clinically Insane ("so about that weather, accidental hostage?") and this is doing nothing but make Danny doubt his mental faculties

Alec is like "Ha Ha! Oh boy! What perfectly normal and sane family interactions!" (Suppressing the most overwhelming jealousy anyone has ever felt and quietly chuckling while his eyes tear up, truly the most relaxed person in the world)

Rachel's pissed and confused and stressed so she's being scary and loud, but she calms down and leaves everyone alone pretty quickly, but she'll probably stick around and keep an Eye on Danny

Danny is so so so so fucking lost, the fact that his daughter ran away to become a supervillain alone blindsides him, now Grue, who he Knows is a 17 year old boy, is trying to relate to him by talking about taxes and politics. His weird bug daughter is completely blank faced crying and covered in a layer of bugs, her best friend TATTLETALE is silently vibrating in the center of the room like an obelisk, this unstable twink looks like he's secretly The Joker but Sad, and the girl in the dog mask is screaming as loud as physically possible at him and Actually Snarling. He has no idea what the hell is happening anymore, he just wants his wife back, he might be crying but he has no idea, and some part of him wants to completely fucking snap.