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dayurno · 1 year ago

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this is perfect because he would do it to andrew. and he would do it to jeremy. and if kevin had a car he would do it to kevin. no one but renee would be exempt from having their rearview mirror cut off because jean had a bad day

california traffic having to share the road with luxury car owners and an overall spiteful personality would cause jean to develop intense earth-shattering road rage i need to see him yelling in french like a maniac at someone who cut off his shitty 1994 toyota with their shiny audi

#the idea of jean zooming past the maserati is giving me the giggles #fuck andrew minyard and fuck the palmetto state foxes and fuck his stupid luxury car #also yeah he traffic laws are optional. which is why kevin is never getting on that motorcycle #not for money not for fame not for power not for anything #the only way i can see it is that they have to get somewhere Fast like dan is giving birth or whatever #and jean’s like get on the motorcycle if you want to get there fast. and then kevin does #and it’s the worst 15 minutes of his life #gripping jean for dear life and screaming as they perform what many now would call a death race #weaving through cars and way past the speed limit #by the time kevin gets to the hospital he needs to be taken into the er for the shock #jean moreau. tch. i love you #keep doing everything you want to do you are above the law and you will live forever #txt #jean

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