#the idea is like “ahhhh they're a proud people....” but i mean. yeah sure but how many of these people have literally died in ul'dah?

[unionizedwizard]

like ul'dah is sooooooooooooooooo fucked man like it's SO so so fucked up especially in ARR??? (not counting ala mhigo itself) i think the only place we saw that was at least as fucked up was EULMORE lmao. or possibly doma (in a different way). i'm going all in with the systemic oppression & varied violence headcanons i mean you don't have to go very far to draw parallels to real world phenomena here i just know there's a lot more under the surface

[politelymenacing]

I have a few crack predictions, some realistic and some not:

-The whole team comes out as some kind of queer person and Colin's dream has come true

-We get Michael this episode (and if they win Colin gets to kiss him, maybe not in front of the cameras but surrounded by his friends)

-Totally ripped off another person's post but the team finds out Ted's leaving and they all run to the airport to stop him rom-communism style

-Trent will once again be serving cunt

-I am a TedTrent girly so I desperately want another interaction

-Bex and Rupert break up and she gets the club :)))

-Say Ted does leave to Kansas and we see him there, I want him to mention his boys are coming for a visit soon 🥺🥺

-Roy and Keeley back together, and they're in a throuple with Jamie

-I kinda wanna see Henry again this episode??? Like maybe even if it's just via FaceTime and Henry is the one that convinces Ted to stay in London (because if the whole reason Ted is leaving London is for his son, then I think his son should be the one to convince him to stay)

-I WANT TED TO CALL THE TEAM HIS BOYS AND TELL THEM HOW PROUD HE IS OF THEM OKAY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?????

-I want Richard and Jan to have some more screen time I love them so much 🥺🥺

This went off the rails a bit but yeah 👍 this is my list what do you think???

Ahhhh thank you!!

Gonna take these one by one.

1. I think there are a few token straights in there, but definitely few and far between! Someone call Oprah, stat!

2. Yes yes yes. Before Amsterdam I was convinced that Colin was going to kiss Michael after a match or something and prove Nate wrong when he told Colin he doesn't inspire people. Notably, I thought he would inspire Baz to introduce his West Ham boyfriend to the pub gang. But then Colin said he didn't want to be a spokesperson, so I think maybe at a post-season or leaving party. Having said that I think that Colin and Will are adorable and should date.

3. YES. I saw this post too! Absolutely love this idea and want it to be true more than any other theory. He has won them over (even Roy!) with the Romcommunism. And the absolute chaos of all of them running through the airport would be a thing of beauty.

4. When is Trent not?

5. I too have fallen prey to the Tedependent brain rot. They have to talk about the book surely? And Ted HAS to ask Trent what he is doing next, right?? I mean, in a world where the ship became canon there are a million different scenarios I would be happy with. Trent doing the airport dash (maybe with the himbos as support), Trent saying nothing and Ted realising when he read the book which is just a long love letter, Trent turning up on the plane to Kansas, something in the press room, they go out for a meal to relive their first date interview... the list goes on.

6. Yes. 100% think this will actually happen. Slightly more on the cracky side: Rebecca and Bex are slowly going to get all the Premier League owners' wives to take over the clubs 🤣

7. Beard and Rebecca are going to arrange some friendly matches for Richmond to play against US Teams so everyone will visit.

8. Wouldn't be mad about Roy/Jamie/Keeley if it happened. It would certainly make sense after the last few episodes! Phoebe would be over the fucking moon. She is gonna be one rich niece! 🤣

9. I think Henry will play a big part for sure. Either he stops Ted from leaving, convinces him to go back to London because he's unhappy, or he moves to London. I am sort of half convinced it's the last one because they have been laying the ground work for it with the bullying and the failing science and the fact he doesn't seem to care too much for Dr. Jacob.

10. There will for sure be one last locker room speech, but I am kinda holding out for him winning Manager of the Season and saying something like that then and making everyone (especially me) cry.

11. Richard and Jan both crack me up. I am so grateful that we have gotten more of the team this series, but there's never enough time 😩

[darlingpwease]

AWW THEY REALLY DO COVER THEM <333 help that's so cute, oh my god????

were you brought up with the idea that animals are like people, dear? like, at the same level of self-awareness and "you need to handle them carefully".

I was! I also don't get the killing bit, especially those who only do it for sport. Catching? I can see it, yeah. But I was always taught to be gentle with animals

Make sure to focus on urself first then, Dove, that's the most important thing <33

Im glad to hear that!! It sounds like you've had a few close calls, but it's good that one hasn't properly bit you yet.

   they're so wonderful, aren't they? I am so lucky that sometimes they visit me <3333

They are!!! I love hearing the ideas from ur anons and mutuals, they come up with the most amazing things, and I love hearing more!! Maybe one day I'll get the courage to state some too lol /pos

AND STAR!!! They truly are a gem, sweet thing <333 I see their ideas from time to time with ur posts (not in a stalkerish way, I swear :'))) and I swear, it's just- AHH, mwah, chefs kiss, wonderful mind, I love it lol <33 /gen /posw

(Btw if ur reading this, I'd wouldn't mind u joining the convo sometimes too, you seem like a wonderful person, Star!! <333) /gen

-panna cotta

some ones are just so cute,,,,, I'm not crazy about spiders, but I saw these photos and just :(((((( precious /pos

I'm okay with killing animals, but the thought that I'm taking their lives without meaning rather depresses¹ me. "it's not worth killing what you can leave" and the like.

¹ not sure about how appropriate it is;;; there is no equivalent to this word in english.

something that makes you feel empty or causes an unpleasant lingering feeling that you can't get rid of; torments. from the word "press down".

'mutuals' sjgshsgshsg </3333 /pos

a few funny things, but I don't have "mutual" — I only have 'pies' (anons and blogs). I'm too bad at internet culture to be comfortable having mutual ones, and I'm not sure how they do it, so I'm only proud of pies. yes, they have a different.. shape and appearance... but I love and appreciate them all <3

do you like baking, angel? cook?

ahhhh, sweetest,,,,, in that case, we will look forward to when you become comfortable enough to share your thoughts — not that we're pushing, though! as it will be convenient for you, panna cotta, we agree with everything <333 we'll always find a place for you in our nest — or I'll finish your big, pretty box <3333 just like the star said.

he's adorable, right? sometimes it seems like he ignores or doesn't notice it, — and it's not that I blame him, — but he's so wonderful and talented, not going to lie,,,,

I'm glad that you understand me, dear, it's nice to communicate with a person with the same opinion, besides being as lovely and nice as you <3333