#the horse won't make it out of debt for 10 years at least
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Ok well now every horse with socks needs shoes to go with them. But when you give a horse some shoes, it'll ask for a shoe shining kit to make sure they're shiny. But when you give the horse a shoe shining kit it'll ask for a guy to do the shoe shining for him. So you give the horse an employee, but when you give the horse an employee it asks for more employees so that each shoe is being shined at once. But when you give the horse employees it'll ask for a storefront so people can pay to have their shoes shined. When when you give the horse a shoe shining store, it'll ask to open up more around the country. But when you open a chain shoe shining business, the horse will ask for a loan from the bank. The horse forgot to think about how much money paying employees, bills, and taxes would be. So, being in severe debt, the horse sells everything that you both worked on for years to fulfill the horse's dreams, left in nothing but a pair of socks. When you and the horse meet again after 4 years of estrangement, it'll ask for some shoes.
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