#the horror LV would have hearing a piece of his soul tried to be flushed in a toilet

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

2nd year: Harry suddenly becomes one of the top students in his year. Hermione is pissed as hell that she has a competitor, as is Draco. (And so is Snape. This is what motivates the brat?!) Harry gives up denying Theo's accusation that he's only doing this to gain Professor Gaunt's praise and individual attention. (Theo: Fine. At least you're actually listening in our study sessions. / Harry: Aren't you helping b/c helping me makes you look good to Professor Gaunt? / Theo: Yes. It's study time.)

Then all hell breaks loose when Harry find a strange notebook marked TMR—

Harry: Hey Professor Gaunt?

LV: Yes, Mr. Potter?

Harry: I found this odd notebook in the girls bathroom—

LV: What were you doing in the girls—Oh never mind what book is it?

*Harry hands him the diary horcrux*

LV: …Where did you get this?

Harry: In the girls bathroom…

LV: Which bathroom?

Harry: 2nd floor…

LV: Where?

Harry: In the toilet…

LV: The toilet?!

And then later when LV figures out how his horcrux got anywhere near Albus Dumbledore. Oh boy! Lucius would be in for it worse than in canon.

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

Elmo Rise Au Harry: I found your diary in the toilet Professor Guant—

UDLTTOM AU Harry: Exactly where his turd of a soul belongs!

Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort/Professor Gaunt:

2nd year: Harry suddenly becomes one of the top students in his year. Hermione is pissed as hell that she has a competitor, as is Draco. (And so is Snape. This is what motivates the brat?!) Harry gives up denying Theo's accusation that he's only doing this to gain Professor Gaunt's praise and individual attention. (Theo: Fine. At least you're actually listening in our study sessions. / Harry: Aren't you helping b/c helping me makes you look good to Professor Gaunt? / Theo: Yes. It's study time.)

Then all hell breaks loose when Harry find a strange notebook marked TMR—

Harry: Hey Professor Gaunt?

LV: Yes, Mr. Potter?

Harry: I found this odd notebook in the girls bathroom—

LV: What were you doing in the girls—Oh never mind what book is it?

*Harry hands him the diary horcrux*

LV: …Where did you get this?

Harry: In the girls bathroom…

LV: Which bathroom?

Harry: 2nd floor…

LV: Where?

Harry: In the toilet…

LV: The toilet?!

And then later when LV figures out how his horcrux got anywhere near Albus Dumbledore. Oh boy! Lucius would be in for it worse than in canon.