#the homestuck thoughts have been fermenting in my brain tank. I need to siphon off some of the fumes

[homestucky]

so what im picturing is like. say theyre invited to a house party. dave is deposited by the snacks where he will delicately graze like a cautious gazelle for the duration of their visit. karkat is deployed to stomp around until he locates the host and can yell "YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME". he returns to the snack table and pulls the still chewing dave out of the door. surgical precision. theyre back at home in bed eating a dinner of stolen party provisions and watching The Wedding Singer (1998) starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore by 9:30pm. they suck so bad. do you see my vision? is this valid? I dearly hope so. im in my late 20s

davekat to me is like. two loser dudes who superficially seem like theyd be constantly blazing it but they both have too much anxiety to actually obtain weed. theyre stone cold sober 99.999% of the time and make their stupid decisions with every faculty they have functioning exactly as intended.