#the heckler heckles @his-littlefox

[the-heckler]

@his-littlefox imagine being rejected by every single character you’ve ever proposed to

[the-heckler]

@his-littlefox you have straight girl energy

[the-heckler]

santa claus doesnt shave. all year he'll grow ALL of his body hair until christmas eves eve. then, he'll shave everything from his head, to his eye lashes, to his nether regions. mrs claus says he becomes as slippery as a buttered dolphin.

anyway.

after he gets rid of every strand of hair on his body, he puts is all together and makes a teddy bear out of it.

so every christmas, a person gets a teddy bear completely made of human hair and they never know.

this year. that person is you.

hey @his-littlefox can i tell you something cool