#the hair.... the essence.... of jimmy valmer..

[hellpark]

CRAIG: [snort]

CRAIG: These guys actually think we should go and check out the rest of the school.

CRAIG: What do they expect us to see?

CRAIG: A fucking ghost or something?

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TOKEN: Haven’t you been going on about demons like, all day, dude?

CRAIG: Yeah okay but for real though.

TOKEN: I thought you were being real--

CRAIG: No shut up.

TOKEN: Well...

TOKEN: I still think it’d be a good idea to go and check what’s going on?

TOKEN: Some teacher, or someone... should have came over by now.

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CRAIG: Ugh.

CRAIG: I guess?

CRAIG: Do we have to?

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TOKEN: I mean, maybe we can figure out why the speakers are freaking out so much.

CRAIG: Mmmmmmm...

CRAIG: Fine...

CRAIG: Okay, great, this is a shocker.

CRAIG: Who would have guessed we’d see nothing but pitch black nothingness.

TOKEN: It’s so dark out...

TOKEN: How bad is this storm gonna get?

CRAIG: Man, I don’t know.

CRAIG: I’m not a weather channel, dude.

CLYDE: Hey, hey Craig.

CLYDE: If we go home early today, we should hang out at your place.

CRAIG: If it’s gonna end up like last night, I’d rather not.

CLYDE: What???

CLYDE: Why not, I thought it was fun!!

CRAIG: Eh.

TOKEN: I think Craig’s just scared of summoning another “demon.”

CRAIG: Yeah, okay, whatever you say.

CLYDE: Oh hey, speaking of--

CLYDE: Hey Tweek, I still don’t think you’re a demon or anything.

CLYDE: You should hang out with us more.

CLYDE: OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO CRAIG’S WITH US TODAY.

CRAIG: Okay cool I guess we’re all just inviting ourselves to my house now.

TWEEK: What!!!

TWEEK: You guys hate me though!

TWEEK: In fact, I should-- I should just go!!

CLYDE: Wait, no, dude!

CLYDE: Where did you get that idea, bro?

TOKEN: If you’re talking about Craig, he’s just a weirdo.

TOKEN: Especially today.

TOKEN: Don’t worry, you’ll get used to him.

TOKEN: Or... he’ll get used to you.

TWEEK: Hhhhh...

TOKEN: We can all chill and play something casual tonight.

CRAIG: Literally, I never said you guys could come over.

CLYDE: Yeah, but we’re gonna anyways bro, so you might as well just accept it.

TWEEK: I don’t like how dark and quiet everything is...!

TWEEK: Why are we going this way again???

CRAIG: We never said you had to come, dude.

TWEEK: No I know, but...

INTERCOM: Tally-ho there, old friends!

CRAIG: 

TOKEN: ...

TOKEN: Is...

TOKEN: Is that...

PIP: It is indeed!

PIP: Been quite a while since I’ve seen all of you, hasn’t it!

CLYDE: Dude...

CLYDE: Dude we thought you, like, died!

TOKEN: Yeah, like...

TOKEN: YEARS ago...

PIP: And you’d be correct, ol’ chaps!

TOKEN: Wait, are you okay?

CLYDE: DUDE did you do the thing where, like, you died and someone brought you back to life like REALLY SOON AFTER and then maybe you moved away or something for a long time or like--

PIP: Oh, no need for any concern, trust me!

PIP: None of that happened, none at all.

PIP: You see, a lot has happened in the years that I’ve been gone!

PIP: I see a lot has happened for you lot as well.

PIP: But for me...

PIP: ╬Years in hell can do a number on you, it can! ╬