#the hack driver

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce is a overprotective and kind of strict parent, but he is very lax in some domains where other parents wouldn't. Here are some examples:

His kids stealing money from him. You will never catch Bruce Wayne lecturing his kids for taking his money. In the Arkhamverse, Jason steals 5 millions from Bruce's bank account to buy his army, and the problems for Bruce are: he didn't know it was Jason so it stressed him a bit, and Jason used it to buy an army.

Stealing from him in general. What is his is theirs. Unless it's dangerous. (Cars are death machines for his anxious self, which is why buying another batmobile for the young justice is not acceptable, or is kids taking it for a ride. He did made Redbird for Tim as a gift for when he got his license.)

Stealing from the cops (he has done it himself so many times)

Stealing money from rich people. In Knightfall, Bruce meets a British vigilante named Hood who steals from the rich to give to the poor, and Bruce had NO problems with that. He likes the young man. Stealing possessions is an issue tho. (Dick should follow his Robin Hood's dream, his father is fine with that)

Hacking into government facilities or anything really. Unless it's to harm an innocent civilian, like a classmate, he will not say anything. Hacking the FBI? Good. Hacking a russian mafia? Ok. As long as they do it safely and follow Barbara's instructions, it's fine.

Lying to him. Bruce is always impressed when he realizes one of his kids lied to him and he believed them. He's the Batman, after all, they have been able to fool the Batman. When he learns that Tim invented a fake uncle, he is proud of him and he tells him such, because he made the Batman believed it.

[thatsbelievable]

[alwaysshallow]

soap as an uber driver. send tweet

[shadowcatzz]

This is canon!!! This totally happened when he tried to arrest Jericho!!! Source: trust me bro

[venomgender]

NOT THE HTML HELP MEEEE

[madame-mongoose]

You take too long to find your keys and Wheatley, your valiant knight in shining... Body. As your saviour, 'hacks' your door, saving you the trouble. You'll probably be fine with the glass, you've got shoes

god isnt he just perfect

[lnaliazmcithilien]

I'm not tagging KOSA as politics because it effects everyone on tumblr and every other social media site right now in a very noticeable way.

[ham1lton]

So, like, I've had this crazy f1 dream and I had to share it with somebody. It started very chill, very "fanfic-like". I was a driver and I had just come first in the qualis. I probably had some unresolved conflict with Charles and I seemed to be very friendly with Lewis and was also kinda flirty with Carlos. I was talking to Carlos about the fact that I usually wear mismatched shoes on race weeks for good luck and that my boyfriend ( I don't know who is that supposed to be, but my guess is that it's no one on the grid) gifted me new shoes. While this was happening, I heard that some girls where bad mouthing me about the Charles situation, which I still don't know what it was, but it seemed there were pretty big feelings involved. But the crazy part is that all of a sudden the dream became a zombie invasion movie and we all had to escape zombies invading the paddock. I don't know how it ended because I had to wake up - 🪻

the charles situation was clearly that he had started the zombie apocalypse and you tried to stop him instead of letting nature take its course. but i love hyper detailed dreams. they’re my favourite ones. sorry for the late response!!! i’m v glad u shared this dream with me :)

[awkwardcourage]

@iwritemilfs

For Astrid

Hughie knew that his spree wasn't going to last. It was inevitable that he would slip up somewhere, not cover his trackes thoroughly enough and it would all come crashing down on him. It didn't make it any easier when the inevitable happened though. When he saw cops lingering outside the door to his and his dad's apartment, he ran; but they caught him.

Now he sat in an interrogation room, sweating bullets, anxiously worrying the tight handcuffs around his wrists. He should have asked for a lawyer the moment he'd got in, but he'd just frozen the moment they'd brought him in and now he was on his own and it was too late to be shouting for a lawyer.

The door opened and Hughie nearly flinched out of his seat. He pressed himself against the back of his chair, watching the woman walk in in silence. She wasn't a regular cop, he could tell by her clothes. A detective? Definitely not his lawyer, he wasn't getting any lawyer vibes from her (not that he'd ever actually had any dealings with a lawyer before). He watched her with round eyes, heart hammering in his chest, waiting for it all to come crashing down.

[grodyego]

well gang my lymph nodes are swollen my ailment is still a mystery and i've been barred from my place of work until monday

[pr0udn3rd]

When someone’s tailgating me I’ll purposely slow down to 3-5 mph below the speed limit. When your rage gets the best of you it’ll be 100% your fault idiot.

[pagesofkenna]

my Wii U...... it is free.....

[missdivalicious]

What Uber Drivers Think Of You | I GOT A 2 STAR RATING!! How To Find Your Uber Ratings

What Do Uber drivers Think Of You? Today I'll show you how to find your Uber ratings. 

As an Uber rider, I was shocked to discover that I had received a 2-star rating from one of my drivers. I mean, come on, I'm hilarious! I always make small talk, I may not offer snacks or water but Im always respectful and polite! 

In my quest to find out what went wrong, I decided to investigate what Uber drivers really think of us riders. Here's what I found out:

They hate it when we take too long to get in the car. Apparently, they have places to be too, and waiting for us to finish our coffee or say goodbye to our friend is a big NO NO. Im always on time SO THIS CANT BE IT! 

 They get annoyed when we give them complicated directions. This CANT be it for me as Ive never given them directions. I may have asked which route they were taking, only once and I was polite too so this cant be it! 

They're not fans of the quiet rider. I always say hello but look, sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk, but apparently, this can come off as rude or standoffish to drivers. So, note to self: even if I'm not in the mood to chat, at least pretend to be interested in the weather.....I think this applies to my sister too as I book a lot of Ubers for her and most of the time she’ll be coming from work and not feeling like chatting.

They appreciate a clean car. This one seems obvious and Ive DEFINITELY NEVER left a car dirty.

They hate it when we make them wait. This one is a big no-no. Im always on time!

So, after learning all of this,I still have NO IDEA  why I got a 2-star rating

Anyway there is hope for all of us to improve our Uber rating.😅 Here are my top tips:

Be on time and ready to go.

Keep the conversation flowing (even if it's just small talk).

Offer to tip the driver (they appreciate it!).

Keep the car clean and tidy.

And most importantly, just be nice.

So there you have it, now go forth and ride Uber with confidence, knowing that you have the power to make your driver's day a little bit better (and hopefully earn yourself a 5-star rating in the process).

Thanks 

Sisi x

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[champstorymedia]

Car Care 101: Easy Maintenance Hacks for Busy Drivers

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[bitcoinversus]

Fidelity confirms data breach impacting 77,000 customers

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[rmhashauthor]

Life hack:

Uber drivers will accept cash, debit, and freshly cut Genovese basil as a tip for their services. Often, they will be baffled but happy to accept free produce.

Just wait until the tomatoes start coming in...