#the gringa behind the caballero (ooc)

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Happy Munday y'all, I stayed up for like 23 hours and conked out at 8 this morning

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REPOST! DO NOT REBLOG!

NAME  :  Blue MUN FC  :  Mei Kusakabe GENDER  :  female (she/her) HEIGHT  :  5′4″ HAIR COLOR  :  blonde EYE COLOR  :  green/hazel RELATIONSHIP STATUS  : Single SEXUALITY  :  Surprisingly, straight BIRTHDAY  :  March 23rd ZODIAC SIGN  : Aries (traditionally), Pisces (new astrology) NATIONALITY  :  US of A (Georgia!!) TIMEZONE  :  Eastern HOBBIES  :  the usual art and music, but lately, crochet, too! # OF SIBLINGS  :  zero # OF PETS  :  Steve, a 9-year-old ragdoll CURRENTLY HAVE A JOB  : Not yet >:) FAVORITE COLOR  : sky blue FAVORITE SINGER/BAND  :  too frippin many LAST SONG LISTENED TO  :  “Hello It’s Me” by Todd Rundgren CURRENTLY LISTENING TO  : “I.G.Y.” by Donald Fagen LAST MOVIE WATCHED  :  Scooby Doo in Cyber Chase FAVORITE BOOK  :  To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee LAST BOOK READ  : The Bookwoman’s Last Fling by John Dunning CURRENTLY READING  :  Raggedy Ann anthologies BEST SCHOOL SUBJECT  :  Historically, music MAC OR PC  :   PC DAY OR NIGHT  :  Day (I’m a night owl but I really wish I were a morning bird tbh) SUMMER OR WINTER  :  Winter MOST-VISITED WEBSITE  : Tumblr, YouTube

Tagged by Pillaged from: @siximpossiblethoughts

Tagging:  come and pillage

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Create a dragon based on your muse

Tagged by: @cacklingfools and @biquinhoduck

Tagging: you can steal!

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( Theory: The reason Jose was on the Naughty list is because he was SUCH a good boy, he broke the naughty-to-nice sensor and none of the elves knew what to do about it so they just marked Jose as whatever the arrow landed on, which was naughty. )

(this is a theory I can get behind. Still, he’s gonna be careful going into the next decade. Santa has grown a bad habit of trusting people to know if they’ve been naughty or nice, and a lot of people simply don’t know.)

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Regras

INTERACTING AND FOLLOWING

Personal blogs are allowed to follow, like, reblog aesthetics and headcanons, and ask Joe questions. However, they are not allowed to roleplay with him or reblog any in-character posts.

Rp blogs: do not reblog any threads you’re not involved in. If you want to jump in, contact both my partner and me, and we can work out a group thread.

I am a private blog, which means that I only rp with mutual rp blogs. This means you are following me and I am following you (reminder: I follow from bluerapunzel!)

I’m OC- and crossover-friendly!

I will send your password if you have one!

I am okay with other muns reblogging memes and photosets and such from me. I do know this is a big no-no from a lot of blogs, though, so if you’d rather just reblog from the source, that’s great, too!

Criticism, advice, and reminders are constructive and helpful. However, bullying and threats are not. They will get you blocked.

BLACKLISTING

If you’re a younger reader on this blog, some of the content may not be appropriate for you to be reading about. Please blacklist #mature / so you don’t read any threads mentioning more adult topics.

While I try to keep things upbeat on this blog (José is a happy-go-lucky fellow), I am willing to delve into rather sensitive subject matters such as separation, anxiety, and abuse. I’ll have these things tagged as #angst / for you to blacklist if they unsettle you or trigger anything.

Yes, my José does, unfortunately, smoke cigars, and I try to portray this as a harmful, restrictive habit. Icons and mentions of smoking will not be tagged as #mature /, but if you need me to tag for smoking or mentions, I will.

I would avoid it, but if you’re going to touch on other adult themes for more mature threads (i.e. cussing, violence…that kind of thing), please, please tread lightly! I will have them tagged under #mature / for younger readers to block.

Lastly, if you need anything tagged, let me know. I consider myself reasonably consistent with tagging squicks and triggers.

ROLEPLAYING

NO GODMODDING. Most of you may see this as a given, but I should still say this. It’s not a cool thing.

Basic rp etiquette, basically.

If our canon universes are particularly different, I’d suggest coming in to plot with me; I’ll need a little help in bringing our universes together.

I can change my response if you absolutely need me to. If something I write doesn’t sit well with you, please tell me.

Again, if you need me to do anything for you to make rping with me more comfortable. Tag a trigger, write the starter, give you some space, call you by a different name or pronouns, anything. Just tell me. I won’t argue.

This is a multiverse blog, meaning I am not adverse to rping with doubles or two of the same muse! This is my first multiverse blog, but I am trying not to be exclusive with any one muse.

Ask memes and open starters are now permanently open. If you want to reply to an open starter or send in a meme, feel free to do so!

I tend to archive less active threads on my Thread Tracker on a semi-monthly to a monthly basis. If you’d like to drop, archive, or continue a thread with me, please let me know!

I’m not a stickler for length, as long as your reply moves the thread forward, it’ll be fine by me.

Bear in mind that most relationships will be chemistry-based. The way José treats your muse is dependent on your characterization of them and may not be the exact same way he treats another of the same muse. This does not mean their relationships can’t be similar, though, as he tends to make friends with most.

In regards to shipping, José is multiship. If you ship your muse with my Zé, let me know. It’ll take a while for them to settle down because José is a tiny bit afraid of long-term commitment, oops, but I promise they will be together in the end.

I WON’T SHIP WITH KID MUSES. THAT SHOULD BE A NO-BRAINER, BUT JOE AND I ARE PROTECTIVE.

José is of age, as am I, but please, nothing of…that sort of nature. I’m not quite used to writing it yet, and I would rather keep this blog as clean as possible. Suggestive things will be tagged as #mature /.

If you have read my rules, thank you. It really, truly means a lot.

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Negaverse, eh?

I got one

Basically Nega-José, inspired by his run in the Silly Symphony comics, is what would happen if he didn't pop back from his early years of stinkiness and never even had the idea he could rise out of the dangerous favela where he grew up. He is still a charmer and still an outwardly friendly man. As long as he gets his way.

Underneath Nega-José's sunny disposition is a seedy, manipulative cheater who will go above and beyond to get what he wants, even if it means stepping over others. He will lie through his teeth, he will go around with other partners without much worry for being caught, he with tug your heartstrings as much as you can if you say no. Just. A passive aggressive disaster. -15/10 would not recommend

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Please excuse me while I

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Joe’s resting his head and so am I but when we return he’s coming back with an idea

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(If you receive this, you make someone happy. Go on anonymous and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or some that you think need cheering up. If you get some back, even better. *YEET*)

I’ve also gotten this from @mallorydrakkethenanny and @quick-draw-mcgraw-rp so I’m going to go ahead and thank all three of you for the sweetest messages. You’re all dears and I love you so much!!!

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TA: *drops tea* “AW, BOLLOCKS!” Jose: “Please watch your language- *stubs toe* - OW!!! MOTHER ****ING ***HOLE SON OF A *****!!!”

This is it. This is José on profanity in a nutshell

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anything: is some degree of adorable

joe: i must baby it

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the days I don’t post many ic posts are the days José is flying

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💥- if Your muse wakes up with complete amnesia, how would they react? How scared would they be? What caused it?

more unusual questions

Upon realizing he doesn’t remember anything, he’d get a bit scared. Who is he? Was he a good person? Would this hurt him or anyone close to him? He would feel compelled to find out as much as he could about himself namely to get things back to the way they should be. The most likely cause of the amnesia in his case would be if someone cursed him, or if a spell went particularly wrong.

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Starter Call

Like (or reply, if you're a sideblog or multimuse) this post if you want an unthemed starter with José. Alternatively, feel free to peruse my open starters!

*Capping at three with each reblog

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Wedding headcanon dump

The marriage thread I'm doing made me soft and made me cry at least once because it’s actually tragic and soft I MEAN, so I broke down and looked at wedding customs from Brazil. And thought of headcanons.

If he's marrying someone who isn't Brazilian, José will read up on their home country's customs and try to encourage them to practice them at their wedding.

He would prefer a big wedding himself, that way, his family, his bridegroom's family, and their bestpeople (and bridesmaids, if applicable) can all come together. But he’s willing to compromise if his bridegroom doesn’t handle big too well.

He would worry about itty bitty details but he won't raise a fuss about it if it can't happen.

He tries not to get cold feet, but the bachelor party. Could do a thing to him and make him nervous about marriage.. And he might actually get stage fright during the ceremony, but as soon as he sees his bridegroom, all of that just. Goes away. Because he just loves them so much.

Whether he wears a suit or a gown depends. On what, I’m not sure. But he will ask for the names of his single friends sewn inside his suit jacket/the hem of his gown, and also. Let. José. Wear. A veil.

Nestor, Donald, Pedrão, Panchito, Rosinha, and Della are in decreasing order for his choice of bestpeople. He'll try to keep it to three since that's the usual custom, but if he could, he'd make them all his bestpeople.

Regardless, if he wears a suit, he wants Nestor to cut up his tie at the reception. Only Nestor will have the honors.

He may cry during the ceremony. Just a little bit, though. He doesn’t want his eye shadow to run.

There’s gotta be someone in José’s extended family who’s ordained to officiate weddings, there’s gotta.

Possible, on-the-spot Three Caballeros reunion at the reception. Oh, no, Donald’s about to sing, take cov-

Don't have a dad? His dad Sebastião can walk you down the aisle or dance with you at the reception! He would do the same for his own son, but if he’s taken, José loves dancing with his mom just as much.

Also. The groomsmen’s dance. Will happen. And it will be amazing.

His Vovô Beatriz made the bem-casados, and José and the bridegroom are handing them out at the door in exchange for a hug and a kiss goodbye. They hope you had fun tonight! Wish them luck!