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Cute Date Idea #621: Be the braver one and cut your thumb with the dagger first, smearing your blood on the haunted doll as part of a stupid archaic ritual. Watch your feeble husband squirm.
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“...quod nomen est tibi, sir?”
#trc#adam parrish#colin greemantle#bllb#thecryingclub#humour#meme#as julia said:#there is no rest for the thirsty#[sad yeehaw]
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FMK the gray man, Colin Greenmantle, Piper Greemantle
Oh yeah here we go 😎
Fuck - Piper Greenmantle...girlboss...you know she's probably either a freak in bed or a total pillow princess, I'm hedging my bets on the first 🤞
Marry - The Gray Man 😌 Listen, he's hot, and I like smart men who can also protect me. Win/win situation.
Kill - Colin Greenmantle. We'd both be too obsessed with having our own aesthetic moments to get along, also he's a pedantic bastard so fuck him!!
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