#the goth family values

[simnationlifebefore]

"Cassandra? I need to talk to you"

"What is it Father?"

"The day your grandfather died, you said you dreamed of a fire"

"I see you've finally come out of your disassociated state, I'm surprised it took you half a year to ask"

"I'm your father, don't talk to me like that"

"I am equal to all, I will speak how I please"

"Your mother has a lot to answer for"

"You both have been lacking in parental care recently, I think you both should take some snark on the chin"

"This conversation isn't going how I intended"

"What do you expect? Yes Father, I'm secretly psychic?"

"Not at all, but here's my question. Have you spoken to your grandmother or aunts about it?"

"Yes in fact, they informed me I'm descended from a magical line of witches"

"No need to be sarcastic with me, Cassandra"

"How much longer?"

"Only two more minutes, and once uncle Michael is off the phone we can taste them"

"Maybe Daddy can taste first?"

"Nope"

"Bella, I'm moving to the Bay anyway. So why does it matter?"

"You just didn't warn me you'd move out during the holiday season"

"You know we've been having issues, I guess it all just boiled over"

"I'll call back in the morning, we have to sort out what we're going to do about the 25th now"

"What are you going to do, Mortimer?"

"Nothing"

"We keep quiet, you put your ring back on, and we behave so no one utters a word about what you did in the 1970s"

"I didn't take my ring off to hurt you, I took it off because I still haven't lost the pregnancy weight and it was tight"

"Please don't tell me this is our breaking point when you've been ignoring me in the attic for months"

"Just talk to me"

"I'm going to bed"

"Fine, we can just pretend our marriage isn't on the rocks"

"Oh stop over reacting, Bella"

"Be careful, Father. You'll wake the baby"

"It's time for bed, Cassandra"

"For all of us"

[valiumbehaviour]

the addams family (1991)

[wednesdaysfullofwoe]

[mysharona1987]

Me, finding out Addams Family Values was a critical and commercial flop when it was released in 1993, but still happy it’s a cult classic and probably the only reason the Netflix show happened:

[kaitlinamberxo]

“Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.”

kaitlin's 100 favorite female muses — 74/100: Morticia Addams

[moonsiechild]

The Addams Family was truly ahead of its time. It berates Thanksgiving, demonizes white supremacy, said "go monster-fuckers!" and supports interspecies relationships, and Fester wanted to a pastel wife and wanted to be someone's goth husband

[thecreativemillennial]

[bitter69uk]

Happy World Goth Day (22 May 2023)!

[ladywatereton]

“I want your attention, i want your love, i want your protection, i want you so much at all times that the intense feeling of obsession and passion never goes away.”

Ode to Eaters Via 🐦

🎥 The Addams Family (1991), Addams Family Values (1993).

🎶 Young and Beautiful, Lana Del Rey (Edit Mjolniroon).

🎞️ @sandushengshou @tvandfilm @stars-bean

[yoursghouly]

Source: GothMemes

[simnationlifebefore]

"Five" "Four" "Three" "...." "...."

"Good evening, I'm Sandi French and you're watching Minipolis news at one"

"Our top story tonight"

"Astronaut and Sunset Valley Citizen Jeff Pleasant has is reported to have died after an attack at his home in Old Town"

"Pleasant seen with his wife in this video from one of his first press conferences was pronounced dead on arrival at Sunset Valley Hospital"

"The kid had Jeff murdered?"

"I guess he thought it was the best way to hurt Daniel"

"What did you do, Bella?"

"What? What do you mean? Why would I have something to do with it?"

"Malcolm's girlfriend stops by, you take your ring off, you forget to pick up our daughter, and Jeff Pleasant dies by Malcolm's hand"

"I took my ring off before she showed up"

"Oh that makes it better"

"Mortimer, it's not like I took my wedding ring off, only my engagement ring"

"It's just a suspicious series of events, Bella. Tell me, did you visit the kid? What did you say to him for this to have escalated?"

"Did Jeff Pleasant die because you tried antagonised Malcolm Landgraab?"

"That has to be a record"

"One hundred and seventy five words per minute and don't you forget it"

"You gonna let me write what I want now?"

"You already wrote about aliens in Strangetown last year"

"Boys, can you celebrate a good front page instead of bickering?"

"Crystal, you're just upset your first front page got demoted to page three"

"Shut up, Jack"

"No suspects yet?"

"It's only been a few hours, police are still investigating"

"Imagine the headline tomorrow"

"No, I know what the next front page will be"

"Sunset Valley no more, town to be renamed Pleasantview in astronauts honor"

"I don't care about how little sleep you've had Bella"

"We have to meet at Simcity"

"Because this is a colossal screw up and Malcolm wants to discuss what we do with his cousin"

"Yes, as mayor of Sunset Valley, I do in fact have better things to do"

"But you've both forced my hand"

"Holly, why're you shouting?"

"You scared me Bebe"

"I can't take you to the Doctor's tomorrow, I have to meet the old gang in Simcity"

"Why"

"Landgraab in Bluewater murdered Jeff Pleasant"

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

more Monday Addams content that nobody asked for

I had to give Monday his pathetic nerd bf, it was important to me

[wednesdaysfullofwoe]

Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn and... ache and shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?

Debbie Jelinsky , from “Addams Family Values”

[autumnteawithfriends]

Morticia Addams

Just drew Morticia Addams during school.

[kaitlinamberxo]

“I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?”

kaitlin's 100 favorite female muses — 32/100: Wednesday Addams

[dynamitekansai]