#the get help meme with kaeya yeeting diluc

[mommalosthermind]

Kid shenanigans:

I don’t understand why the kids have only suddenly realized they can email me, but they have.

Which means they are emailing me shit posts and memes at a near-constant rate and then popping in to beg me to check my emails, so that I may complain about the fifty goddamn genshin/kingdom hearts/loki/whatever the hell else inspired nonsense I find while they cackle. ….randomly interspersed with emails that are literally just the word “hi” lmao

It’s the adorable 10-13yr old version of “I love you so I’m making you look at Cursed Things,” and I’m very proud when I send back equally weird shit, but holy fuck I’m also giving them their father’s email so I can get mine under control for a minute lmao

Then they realized they can share their 50000 gdocs with each other and leave comments. I may have had to sit everyone down preemptively to explain commenting etiquette: i.e., don’t be a dick. Teach them young, enjoy crushing the momentary sense of power they thought they had, etc. etc.

While this is endlessly entertaining it also means I have had absolutely no longer than fifteen minutes without a kid popping up For Reasons for about a week, which means draft (redacted) is getting sad.

[teyvattherapist]

genshin NEEDS to give us Dainsleif and Kaeya shenanigans. i need dainsleif speed-walking away from a nun and coming up with the worst excuses as to why he won’t visit the church. “im going to save this fish from drowning... well i’m allergic to marble... yeah i’m actually allergic to anything that starts with a B(arbatos)” , I need kaeya getting locked out of angel’s share but he keeps finding ways to get in and they get increasingly more ridiculous and at some point there is a secret lever that reveals a tunnel from his house to the bar.

BUT I DEFINITELY NEED Dain and Kaeya to talk to the hilichurls like how they would normal people, and give Ella Musk some tips on how to talk with them (because that’s just really cute) and i need them to team up and bully Venti. Like “oh Venti can you grab that?” but one of them snatches it up and puts it on a super high shelf, or they start saying the barbatos statue could use a little flair right in front of him. Typical Khaenri’ahn things 🥳 (sorry for this dump just wanted to get this in your brain like a little parasite <3)

please i actually love this though.

I think about them getting into shit all of the time-

we were like "haha just like kaeya right?!" when talkin abt the mysterious stranger, then he has star pupils just like kaeya and its never brought up again? tf bro?

i want to see kaeya and dain duking it out in front of the cathedral barbatos statue at 3am while albedo supervises like the only reasonable khaenri'ahn left.

i want diluc to see dain and go "there's two of you fuckers?"

hilichurl rights, just in general 100% 100% give them to me genshin they were people, they still are socialised and humanoid, let me TALK to them thanks-

ella musk wondering why the fuck these two tall ass dudes keep bothering her abt hilichurlan but they're super useful so i mean they can stay i guess.

dain making direct eye contact with venti as he grabs the bottle of wine and puts it on the highest shelf. venti holding that eye contact as he uses anemo to propel himself into the air to get it.

albedo wondering why the fuck so many khaenri'ahns are in mondstadt but also watching dain and kaeya do that spiderman meme thing is sort of funny so

dain straight up yeeting himself off the nearest stone fence just to avoid going near the church cause he KNOWS he won't be able to stop himself from shit talking them.

kaeya tryna drag dain into the church just to hear him deadpan shittalk barbatos right to sister victoria

albedo stopping kaeya from dragging dain into the church with the help of diluc who does not want to be involved but that's his idiot brother making him look bad so he must-

and for your kaeya sneaking into angel's share, may I offer photos my fiance and I took?