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AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Spammy just a little guy!!!! omg i dunno if even tippy toes are enough to reach Surv's smooch zone XD (just gotta climb him like a tree I guess lol)
Okay, so the reason Audi told Surv no hugging in regards to Spam in one of the earlier chapters is cause Surv regularly picks the ads up for hugs cause otherwise he just smothers them (they are not complaining) but at the time lifting Spam multiple feet into the air and entrapping him in his arms would have yielded the opposite reaction Surv wanted.
But nah, Spams probably used to climbing things or having a stool. Though being lifted is probably everyone else's go-to option despite how embarrassing it likely is for him.
#the gang hold him like a potatoe sack so they don't lose him#surv lets him use him like a perch but yeah#spams short#not super tiny but hes smaller than the average shortish teen#seeing as I think he's a bit shorter than kris without the hair#but also fanon so a bit smaller in my eyes cause its funny to just yoink him uo#hopefully i can write tommorow as I wont have class and all I have to do is get my T needles and such
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Pirate AU
I am super unmotivated right now, so I am sorry for not writing anything, but I have a little brain worm thingy that I want to get out so I don't forget, and maybe when I am more motivated I can write it, if anyone is interested anyways
So, pirate au?
Price is the captain, and his crew is mostly gone after he lost a spat with the British Navy. Not only did he lose valuable members of his familycrew but he also lost the fastest ship he owned :(
Gaz and Ghost are the only remaining members.
Ghost lived his life on ships. He ran away at the age of 16 and was caught as stowaway and sold to a ship co. that delivered goods around the world. He worked his way up and was offered his own ship, but declined and went home to see if his family was any better. They were not. In fact, they were all dead. Price ran into him at a bar, and offered him a position with his crew once he watched Ghost come out on top in a 4v1 brawl. He is the quartermaster of Price's crew.
Gaz isn't entirely sure how he ended up in Prices crew. One day he was a normal citizen and the next moment he was a pirate ship. Okay, so maybe he was a sad, homeless orphan, and maybe he climbed aboard the ship to get to another island, and maybe Price charmed him with the promises of food and a bed, but that's not the point. And besides, t's not like he'll ever tell. Before joining the pirate crew, Gaz had gone to school, and excelled in maths, so Price made him his sailing master.
Soap was a member of the royal navy. He deserted after realizing that the whole power structure is corrupt, and that they were no better, worse even, then those they were hunting down. He turned tail during the fight with with Price's fleet, broke Gaz out of the brig they were holding him in, and joined the other side. Price hesitantly put him on as a deckhand, but quickly promoted him to gunner after seeing Soap shoot. After proving his loyalty to the cause, he was promoted to Master Gunner.
Roach was a street kid. He grew up fighting to survive, learning how to swindle and steal with the best of them. He joined a gang, starting out as a little pickpocket but quickly rose through the ranks, becoming of his boss's best thief's. He was stealing from Ghost but got caught. Ghost dragged(threw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes) him back to the ship and handed him over to Price. Price liked Roaches moxy and took him on, first as a deckhand, and, once his affinity for high places was discovered, a navigator.
Laswell and her wife rule from pirate island as the Pirate Queens(POTC reference anyone?)
Anyways I'll probably write something once I stop being so depressed, this idea is open for anyone else to write/draw as well, as long as you give me credit :)
#would anyone even read this?#sorry i'm rambling#but enjoy this crack fic of an idea#cod fanfic#cod#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#john price#gary roach sanderson#roach#ghost#soap#no beta we die like men#pirates#au#cod au#Fanfiction#shitpost#ramblings#I don't know what I'm doing
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