#the funny thing is she could probably have manipulated him better if she'd just given him that

[punkranger]

Replaying the exile with monroe and leaning more towards aggressive this time to see how Marcelle reacts to it and now I'm thinking about their relationship... or whatever this is

[lokigodofaces]

I'm sorry, someone on Quotev has been asking me things about my fics to distract me, and it's genuinely funny, so I'm putting them here too.

If someone just put a large basket of candy in the middle of all of your characters from one of your books, what would happen?

Angelic: Mandy would be on the side, really wanting some of the candy, but being too nervous to get up herself to grab a piece or two. Knowing this, Loki would go to get some for Mandy and a piece of chocolate for himself. But given how everyone but Mandy either hates or deeply misunderstands Loki, they would assume this is some sort of Pavlovian conditioning he's using on Mandy (since they always assume he's conditioning her and manipulating her). So then everyone would be trying to keep Mandy and Loki away from each other, even though all it is is that Loki is trying to help Mandy get what she wants without her having to step out of her comfort zone. Eventually, he is able to grab a few pieces and teleport them over to Mandy without the others noticing. Other than that, everyone would be civil about it, though there would be lots of explaining to the Asgardians what they're eating.

Psych: [Y/N], if she were feeling mischievous (or flirty), would teleport right next to the basket, grab it, and teleport somewhere else with it after shouting at them all to try to find her. There's some eye rolling, but mostly it's all light hearted, since it's just a harmless joke.

Let Me Help: Jennifer can sense everyone's emotions, and she'd grab the basket and start throwing candy at whoever's having a bad day for whatever reason. It's a playful way of cheering people up. Then someone, probably Bucky, would take the basket and throw candy at her so that she can have a better day too.

Captive: If suddenly every character introduced thus far in Captive were together at this exact point in the story, things would be...chaotic. Everyone would completely ignore the candy. [Y/N] would try to escape, the Avengers would try to rescue her, S.H.I.E.L.D. would try to help her too, Loki would be fighting to keep her in his grasp, and there'd be a few characters at the side wondering how they got into this mess. Ultimately, Loki would recapture [Y/N] and escape with her. She'll be sad and angry and scared and all that. Loki will have somehow managed to take the basket with him, and he knows that it in no way makes up for what he just did, but at least she has chocolate. Meanwhile, with the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., they're dealing with the whole Coulson still being alive thing and are upset because they couldn't save [Y/N]. But soon they all start realizing they have Skittles in their pockets. Because, somehow, Loki managed to give each of them candy during the fight because he knew [Y/N] would have shared the candy if she could have.

You Lack Conviction: They would kind of ignore the candy at first. First, Loki and Mind would tell Coulson and co. what they're up to. So, great, now they know they're defecting. But now they aren't on the Leviathan. As they try to get that figured out, they'll eat candy occasionally as a stress reliever.

Top or Bottom: Whether it's the Loki/reader version or the Tesseroki version, Loki and his love interest would end up throwing candy at each other from their bed, laughing.

2012: Deke is already chaotic enough in this one shot, throw in a basket of candy? He would be freaking out because he's never had candy and it's so good and he's amazed by it.

Astronomical Love: Tess would use her powers to subtly take candy from the basket and put it in Loki's pockets without anyone noticing. As she does this, everyone is pretty civil, splitting it up. An hour later Loki finds like thirty pieces in all of his pockets that Tess put in there. She smiles innocently when he tells her, saying it's only a small testament of how she loves him more than anyone else.

The Crisis: It would be a snowball fight but with candy. But also at the same time everyone would try to hoard whichever type they like the most.

Cosplayer to Vigilante: They'd leave it in Team Arrow's base as something for them all to have when they're stressed over the new bad guy of the week.

Anti-Sex Bed: I wonder if candy can be used to destroy a cardboard bed?

Snickers: Loki would grab the basket and look for any Snickers. Because apparently Snickers can undo the Mind Stone's affect on someone, and he has a whole host of mind controlled people to give Snickers to.

if the characters from one of your stories ended up (somehow) doing karaoke what songs would they sing and how would it go?

Angelic: Loki and Mandy would be singing something from a musical together, and everyone else would be like wth to Loki singing from The Greatest Showman or Aladdin or Singin' in the Rain or whatever it is. They're both good singers, and no one realized how good of a singer Loki is.

Psych: As a joke, [Y/N] and anyone else that wants to would sing the Psych theme song or things from the Psych musical. For everyone, the joke would be that [Y/N] is actually a psychic, and for [Y/N] the joke would be that she actually started this whole thing because of Psych. It would be after a decent amount of drinking, so Steve would be the only one somewhat in time because he's not drunk. Thor isn't drunk either, but he's a horrible singer.

Let Me Help: All of the Avengers end up doing it together, and most of them are a little tipsy. They sing Pat Benatar's "Invincible" because they decide it has Avengers vibes. Trying to get like eight people, most of which are tipsy, to try to sing together is hard, so it's kind of a disaster. It becomes viral on the Internet as something about the Avengers all genuinely getting along.

Captive: Yo, you know the part of Coco where Imelda and Ernesto are singing on stage but are actually fighting each other? That sort of thing but it's the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., [Y/N], and Loki. Loki is trying to stop [Y/N] from escaping and the others are trying to help her, and they cover it all up with dancing. Lots of Loki twirling [Y/N] around and lifting her over his head by her waist and all of that. They're singing Hotel California, which Loki knows because [Y/N] sings it sometimes when she doesn't think he can hear her. So all of this is happening, and most of them are average singers, some are not that great, and some of them are really good singers, like Loki. And they just all have to come to terms with, wow, I've never heard you sing before but you sound like you've been on Broadway. In the end, [Y/N] doesn't escape, and she's tired out by all the dancing and singing. But in the back of her head she's still impressed by Loki's singing.

You Lack Conviction: This is based off of The Hunt for Red October. In the movie, the Soviet engineer gives Ryan a cigarette as a way to show they come in peace and break up the tension. Imagine the same sort of thing happening but instead of a smoke it's karaoke. Except they don't all speak the same language and it's chaotic and there's another sub there to kill them.

Top or Bottom: Loki and Tess/reader sing A Whole New World together. They forgot that it's a love song.

2012: Deke doesn't know ANY songs, but karaoke is up his alley and he would have a blast. everyone else is still confused by him.

The Crisis: They'd do "Holding Out for a Hero" together, and Cole is the only one that has any ability to sing. Everyone else sounds terrible and it's awful and Internet viral.

Cosplayer to Vigilante: They probably do Fall Out Boy or something, and it's kind of your average karaoke at a bar. A little tipsy, but not all that good or bad.

Anti-Sex Bed: All of the Lokis would be singing while jumping on the cardboard bed. They'd go through several songs, having the time of their lives.

Snickers: Loki does not know what karaoke is in this. Someone tell him. And give him a Snickers.