#the funny gay people in my head chase each other in circles like rabid dogs

[toytanks]

A BillFord shipper! We still exist!

Do you have and headcanons you'd like to share?

wow, another one of my kind! i thought we'd all gone extinct...

anyway headcanons, headcanons... i uh, honestly dont have that many haha 😅

for the most part i just take traits and play dress up with ford to see how he acts, but there are a few things i stick with (also im just gonna info dump here bc all of my friends think im cringe 😭)

ford is capital g Gay for bill even post-betrayal, (which i guess is kinda redundant to say since this is pretty much widely accepted billford fanon, but whos keeping track?) making ford just a little ball of regret and denial

as much as i love flat dreams by pengychan i just couldnt help making up my own backstory for bill. im not gonna recite the entire thing bc it constantly fluctuates and we'd be here all day, but the gist is that bill is a god of knowledge pre-dating jeheslbraum (that spelling was all vibes) and the axolotl but sorta like...rebirths himself as someone new every once in a while/whenever he dies

bill is also in love with ford, and he knows it but will never admit it bc idfk something something human emotions are beneath him? again the reasoning changes with my mood much like with fords entire existence

i do think that bill had to swoop in to save ford several times on the other side of the portal and them both just being like "lets agree that never happened"

i think that ford tattooed/marked himself with bill's image, but doesnt get rid of it (bc hes GAY) bc bill is absurdly territorial over the things he considers his- which includes ford -and all the demons/creatures that have even a slight idea of who bill is leaves ford the fuck alone out of fear of angering bill

thats all for now! theres definitely more running around in my mind but i cant think of any im dying to talk about rn. i hope this sated your curiosity! :)