#the first one had just Aur Ruaidhri and Eilidh and a later one had Iomhar and Aodh

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★ fill in the questions as if you are being interviewed for an article and you were your muse.

TAGGED BY:  Stole it

TAGGING: Steal it

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

A:  Camhlaidh Moireasdan

R:  Ruaidhri Allanach

E:  Eilidh Deòireach

I: Iomhar Mèinnearach

Ao: Aodh Murdoc

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

A: Sharing one’s true name so casually is folly.

R: Exactly. And allow yourself to be put at the mercy of the holder? No thank you.

E: Yeah yeah, all in all a bad idea.

Ao: I shudder to think of the ramifications.

I: Haha, yes, an awful idea, truly.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?

A: ‘Relic’.

R: ‘Red king’.

E: ‘Radiant one’.

Ao: Fire.

I: Archer. Yet it is our king who prefers the bow!

A: I suppose our parents’ wishes and wants can be found in our names, er, usually.

E: Maybe, but for this bunch...

I: Minus the little flame’s, however. Quite straightforward with that one.

Ao: Hmph.

R: Perhaps your parents were imbuing their hopes in you for their precious child to live to a ripe, old age?

A: Perhaps...

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

A: *clears throat* I know what you all are about to--

E: ‘Your Majesty, when will you begin popping out babies and marrying all of the eligible Seelie gentry! The Council demands it posthaste, the royal jewels are not getting any younger!’

A: *sighs*

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?

A: Even as a prince, there is some magic or connection through the royal blood that granted me certain abilities. Colloquially it is called ‘one beloved by the land’ or anything along those lines. Even without my memories, when I was in the mortal plane, plants and even wildlife were drawn to me of their own accord, and I could manipulate plants as I wish.

E: And now as king he can use his powers to spy on us!

A: W-well not ‘spy’ exactly, I have hardly used them for any seedy or underhanded manner. I am able to see through any part of Seelie that I wish and I am connected to the land in ways that are difficult to explain.

I: The land whispers sweet nothings into his ear apparently.

R: Oh, how salacious! 

Ao: This is ridiculous.

A: I agree.

Ao: ...How much can you see through the land? Into our homes? Can you hear things as well?

A: *groans*

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A: Red and gold.

I: Eyes of two colors like that have often meant either the bearer would bring great fortune, or great disaster.

Ao: Yes, there has been much unease throughout the gentry considering recent...events in Seelie and its royal family.

A: You mean the assassination of its two reigning monarchs, the near death of its newest king, the sudden absence of its crown princess to the mortal world, and said newly crowned king deciding to buck millennia of tradition by opening Seelie’s borders and reaching out to other nations, yes? There is little use in dancing around the subject when it is clear what you mean.

Ao: Er....

E: What an incredibly awkward air all of a sudden!

R: Ha, our king can have quite the sharp tongue when he wishes it.

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?

All: No.

I: None among us have wholly ‘natural’ mortal hair colors anyways.

E: Riri has flowers in his hair, I don’t think he could even dye it if he wanted to anyways! At least...not without dyeing the flowers too.

A: Besides, I doubt any of us could stand the mortal chemicals for an extended period of time.

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

I: Here we go. My parents became one with the earth some time ago.

Ao: My mother still lives.

E: I have my mother and father.

R: I have my father as well, for better or worst.

A: ...My mother passed when I was young, and my father as well recently. I have one younger sibling, Tara.

I: An unusual thing, to have a sibling.

E: Maybe we all have siblings and we simply don’t know it!

Ao: Please do not suggest such a thing. As if we could deal with two Ruaidhris running about.

R: Ah, Seelie would be all the more blessed by it.

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

I: I--

Ao: Claim me as a pet and I run you through with you sword.

I, laughing: Such sharp words! Would you like me to put the sword in your hand then, little flame?

Ao: Ugh, at least react properly when someone threatens you!

A: Anyways...

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

R: Duty.

A: Duty.

I: Duty.

E: Duty.

Ao: Goodness, do you all hate the prospect of working on the Council that much?

I: Less the Council and more what the rest of our lineage entails.

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

R: Decorating, shopping, finding new mortals to toy with–

A: *clears throat*

R: The last of which I have not engaged in quite some time as per the orders of our new king.

A: Mhm... As for me, reading books, stargazing, and wandering around are things I enjoy. Though free time has not been in abundance as of late.

I: I--

All: We know.

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

A: Yes. During my years with the Bastion of the Veil, saving some people entailed hurting others.

I: Yes.

Ao: No.

R: Emotionally? Physically? What kind of ‘hurt are we referencing?’

E: I know you had your fun with mortals before the king forbade it but yeesh.

R: *shrugs*

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?

A: Yes.

I: Yes.

R, E, and Ao: No.

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

E: Riri’s obviously a snake! I mean, you have the eyes and the tongue!

A: Eilidh is a fox, deceptively playful but cunning when she wants to be.

R: The king is…a stag I would say. One who fittingly leads the herd.

Ao: Iomhar is an ox.

I: Perhaps you meant that as an insult but oxen are rather sturdy and dependable!

R: And our sweet little Aodh here is as stubborn and unpleasant as a mule.

Ao: Hmph!

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

E: Riri is incredibly self-absorbed, a little bit stupid, very useless, barely able to take care of himself–

R: This is feeling very targeted now!

E: I’m not done yet.

R: You have said enough!

E: The king is a pessimist. Iomhar is brash. And Aodh is clingy!

Ao: *winces*

R: Why was I the only one to receive an entire  list!

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?

I: Role models are few and far between among the gentry.

R: Tell me about it.

E: Same.

A: I looked up to my mother.

Ao: I also look up to my mother, we have a good relationship-- why is everyone staring?

E: Two mamma’s boys...

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

A: The mortal labels?

R: I have no preference, whatever you may call it in those terms.

E: Yeah yeah!

A: Mhm.

I: Heh, yes I am a lover of all--

A: If we do not stop him now, he will go on all day.

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

I: Some were more attentive students than others, like our king here.

A: Or  perhaps I simply spent my time with my tutors studies rather than goofing off doing who knows what like you two.

I: Or, more like ‘who’, ha!

R: Precisely. Those days of our youth were halcyon ones indeed. The parties were certainly some of the best parts.

E: A stunning example of the education system among the gentry.

Ao: Honestly....

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?

Ao: I do.

R: Probably the most straightforward answer you will receive from this bunch and it is from Aodh of all people.

Ao: What was that?

R: Nothing.

A: ‘Want’ is the key term here, many of us feel beholden to our families and tradition to marry and have children.

I: Hm...

Ao: So silent all of a sudden, Iomhar? How unlike you.

I: Yes, I intend to marry and have children one day.

Ao: Wha-- truly? You?

I: Is there a problem?

Ao: Um, no...

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

A: Failing.

R: Being trapped.

E: Imprisonment.

I: Obligations.

Ao: Not being enough.

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

A: Whatever clothing the tailors have made and is set out for me that day. Of course I have some say in the material, color, and things of the like. Compared to some other fae I suppose my taste is somewhat conservative.

Ao: I as well do not tend towards the flashy like some of our other peers do.

R:  Hahaha, whatever fits my stunning visage the best and makes me catch the attention of the whole room!

E: I like whatever accentuates my breasts and legs the most.

R: I adore your candor.

I: I also enjoy wearing things that accentuate my chest!

R: And what a stupidly distractingly large chest it is--

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

E: What a question!

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?

All: High

R: With the king a step above even that of course.

E: “Status” isn’t generally something among the fae, but the gentry are the exception, our family histories span back an incredibly long amount of time.

Ao: Truthfully, it is all we hear from our parents sometimes, how storied our histories are.

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

A: …

E: Heavy is the head and all.

I: It can be equally as difficult for gentry to make friends with each other. Or at least make genuine friends.

E: I’m friends with Riri!

Ao: And she swoops in to rub it in...

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

E: Tasty! If it’s the right one.

A: Pie is fine.

R: I have no issues with it.

I: I prefer savory things, but pie as a dessert can be enjoyable.

Ao: Mm.

27. FAVORITE DRINK?

E: Pomegranate juice.

Ao: Honeyed wine.

R: Wine.

I: Mead. Wine is good as well.

A: Water infused with fruits.

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?

R: Who knows.

E: Hm, I don’t have one.

A: Either the roof of the palace or the meadows and forests surrounding it.

R: Sometimes I truly believe you were meant to be one of the wild and wandering fae of Seelie rather than anchored to its throne.

A: How characteristically astute of you.

I: I am a wanderer! Or at the least, I have found my way into many a beds that were rather delightful.

Ao: Mmmmhmmmm.

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

E: There are so many people in the world to be interested in!

A: Such a fae answer.

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?

A: I will not be announcing–!

R: What is the point in shame, Your Highness? It is no secret that we have genitalia! I am the proud owner of a glorious seven inches when erect!

A:  Ugh…

I: And I am also eight inches long when erect! And my girth is about six inches!

R: Oh, I should measure my girth as well!

Ao: What on earth... Anyways, mine is six inches, and I have not done anything silly like measuring its ‘girth’.

E: I don’t have one, but I am a fan!

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

A: Lake.

E: Ocean.

R: Can I say neither?

Ao: I would also say neither.

I: I have no preference.

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?

A: Someone who I could spend time with and we do not even have to speak. Someone who I can be myself around, whatever that entails.

I: The king is a romantic, who knew!

Ao: Iomhar’s preference is any person that crosses his path and tosses a smile his way.

I: I do not believe in limiting myself, heh. The world is full of beauty of many varieties, why would I deprive myself of any of it?

34. ANY FETISHES?

A: Here we go.

R: Despite the best efforts of many, mine included--

A: What was that?

R: Nothing, Your Majesty! Anyways, despite the best efforts of many gentry, our sweet king has yet to lay with any and is wholly unaware of his likes and preferences.

A: I do not like you answering this question for me.

R: As for me! I enjoy  some roleplay, restraints, domination, being dominated, I am always amenable to being pampered, throw in a little bit of sadism into the mix--

E: We’ll be here all day if we let you list every singly thing you like. I personally enjoy restraining a partner and having some sense of control over them.

I: I enjoy a size difference between me and a smaller partner, talking one into an overstimulated mess, tying a partner or being tied up, I have been called a ‘masochist’ on many an occasion--

Ao: And if we let you go on unchecked, you will be listing things for the entire week! I suppose I will say that my tastes are varied and leave it at that.

E: I’ve heard that you like watching when a partner is being taken by another~

Ao: Wh-where did you hear that!

I: Heh.

Ao: That is it! Give me your sword!

I: Oh gladly!

Ao: You know what I am talking about!

A: ...

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

A: *shrugs*

I: No preference! I enjoy, er, what were the terms? Topping and being dominant more often than not, but I also enjoy when things are switched around.

R: I feel equal about all things. Variety is the spice of life.

E: I prefer being dominant.

I: The little flame prefers being submissive regardless of whether he is entering or being entered by another.

Ao: Answering for me yet again! 

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?

A: Camping.

R and E: Indoors.

I and Ao: Also indoors.

E: Ironic that our king would rather rough it in the wilderness.

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

A: I feel in need of a nap. Again.

R: I enjoyed myself!

E: As did I!

Ao: Ugh...

I: Aside from the two sourpusses, we all had a nice time!