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tink-wondering · 1 year

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I would love to know why your brain went to Van Gogh? Because the one thought I HAD is not the best

Honestly, whenever the word "ear" comes up my mind tends to stray to Van Gogh. Then, whenever the word "ear" along with anything Doctor Who related comes up, my mind inevitably goes to Van Gogh (because of that one episode).

Also, the Torchwood team is simultaneously cultured and dumb enough to argue about which ear Van Gogh lost and whether it was the whole ear or not (there is still a debate about that fact in the art community). THEN, (I read the rest of your post 😅) Jack would appear and argue about the queerness of earrings out of the blue because he heard the word 'ear' and nothing else of the conversation.

#also it's torchwood and aliens where magic does not exist but aliens and advanced technology doe #there's probably a way to psychically attach an earring where species do not have ears #torchwood #van gogh #but bot really #alternatively Owen probably entered a phase and decided to pierce his ear and asked for advice because they don't have boundaries #Tosh probably tried her best not to drool over her imagination and respond intelligently #Owen would answer none too gently as he does and feel immediate remorse #then a comment would be made about tearing the earring as retaliation whenever Owen was unpleasant #Then Jack appears amidst the fight and makes an inane highly suggestive comment #the fight would instantly deflate and everyone would turn to Jack in aggravation #(he'd still bask in the attention because... attention)#okay I'm done rambling #ask

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