i get the inkling that gojo would contract 'man flu'.
Leave him aloneeeee he’s just a baby!!! He’s doing his best!! Okay fr tho I think being sick starts out one of two ways with Satoru, but honestly ends up in the same place. Either, one, he already knows he’s sick and/or is coming home sick and starts off being exceptionally needy and unwilling to do anything without the help of his “pretty little personal nurse, whom I love so much,” he sings, with nasally notes every time you remind him to take more Tylenol or bring him a cup of tea. He’s particularly insufferable and is reduced to the appetite of a child (see: chicken soup without carrots or celery, and with curly noodles only), but with his grown ass budget (see: the organic, grass-fed chicken breast, and home-made chicken stock, and yukon gold potatoes); which is all to say, he’s extra picky, and whiny, and all he really wants is your undivided attention.
Or, two: he doesn’t even know he’s sick until someone else calls him out on it. He genuinely just thought he was having one of those days, and didn’t think to remedy it with medicine—just with putting a little extra effort into his jokes and affection. It’s when he goes to wrap his arm around your shoulder that you realize something is off, and when you question him about burning up and sniffling, only then that it dawns on him—oh, he’s sick, not tired. Of course, once this discovery has been made, he’s all over you, whining about how you’ve got to take off work with him to take care of him, and pamper him, and help him wash his hair because, “What if my fever gets too high and I can’t walk from the shower to my bedroom? Then I’d be sick, on the floor, with a fever, and with my dick out—babe, you can’t let that happen to me.”
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