#the fest currency is not edible

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It truly has been one year since i began doing these announcements, unless memory fails me. It's likely been longer since i began this blog, upon thinking a little harder, buuuut whats it to me, yknow?

So. To mark a great milestone in the history of the Treasure Pile.

Dont eat the gods damned motherfucking All Seeing Shrooms.

The Trading Post and Grand Exchange claim no responsibility for any incident involving the wellbeing or lives of any dragon or beastclan dying of unsafe consumption of the All Seeing Shrooms. No, they do not make you see the gods, unless it's in death.

Thank you.

And doubly thank you for one year of Crim(inal activities)!!!!

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THE CRYSTALLINE GALA HAS ARRIVED!

Welcome, Dragonkind and all Beastclans, to the Gala! I will say, it's wayyyy too cold here. BUT. I'll be warm enough as a Fireborn.

All that said, let's get to business!

The Eternal Snow is NOT EDIBLE.

You are not allowed to make snowcones, snoballs, ice cream anything with it. And you cannot eat it. You SHOULD NOT make igloos with it.

It is a currency, nothing more, and is not digestible. We werent kidding when we said it's eternal, guys.

All that said, enjoy the Gala!! May your spoils and gifts be immeasurable!!

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Im a bit late to the party but!!

Happy Rockbreakers Ceremony!! And welcome to the celebration, Undertides! It's a pleasure to make your aquaintance. For those unaware, for every festival i make a little announcement, it started as a joke but... the first Riot of Rot i did it for changed that very quickly.

DO NOT..

Wait one fucking second what do i.. i think missed last Rockbreakers for this i...

Is there no safety warn-- WAIT HERE WE GO!!

DONT USE THE FUCKING GEODES AS BOWLS. THEY ARE FILLED WITH INEDIBLE MATERIAL AND OCCASIONALLY *TOXIC* MATERIAL. YOU MAY DIE. OKAY?

There. There i did it.

That was a rollercoaster, i need to... go lay down. Nighty night everyone, enjoy Rockbreaker's!

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Happy Thundercrack Carnivale, everyone!

As always, i have to hand out warnings regarding the currency:

Please dont use charged sprockets as gears for machinery of any kind. Things will blow up. You will die.

Anyways.

Enjoy the Carnivale! I have to go ask Fiona how many dragons got electrocuted by the new familiar.

[ HELLO EVERYONE, MUN HERE! As a spark, im beyond excited for this week! And i got an egg while i was gathering today, so im happy tbh!

I hope you wll enjoy this week as much as i will. Peace! ]

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It's Riot of Rot everybody!! For once i have a surplus of a fest's currency so i'll be handing those out this week with a lot of my exchanges! But, here is a reminder!

DONT EAT THE ALL SEEING SHROOMS.

We have to say it every year. THEY ARENT MEANT TO BE EDIBLE. THAT GOES FOR YOU PLAGUE-BORN CHILDREN TOO. PLEASE STOP EATING THE CURRENCY.

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Happy Trickmurk Circus!! Here is a couple reminders!

Multiple vendors, including myself by accident, will be handing out currencies when you do daily stuff with us so you can get stuff from Joxar! Make sure you do that, cause we get more from old Joxar daily!

Related to currencies.. i said this during Plague fest and forgot to say it in any other previous fests..

DONT EAT THE CURRENCY. IT IS NOT MADE TO BE EDIBLE AND THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU MAY DIE. DONT. EAT. THE CURRENCY.

Anyways. Have a great Trickmurk Circus, i hope you all enjoy! I know i will!