#the father hotline miami

[shouta-edits]

"hello!! may I request the father × the son from hotline miami stimboard? the theme is not important, as long as there are blue and green colors..thank you in advance!" - anon requested

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[deadangelsparty-archive]

hiiiiii could you draw the Father 😏

combined this with @lonesomejester 's request for the son!

[fonetick01]

I had a pretty silly idea for a hotline miami sketch, but I still thought it would be funny to draw this In my opinion, the most russian thing for a russian is to go winter fishing with his family, no matter how cold it may be outside

Sooo..I drew Father and Son fishing :]

[astralzeraphias]

assigned blame

[siniyvanya]

Just Father. I have a headcount that the bodyguard's name is Marina, and son's name is Alexander. And the father's name is Andrey, idn....

Translation:

F: I will deprive you of your satisfaction.

B : I'll figure it out.

F : Young man, listen to me.

[picayune-art]

Портрет Семьи.

[sodafrog13]

hm. a concept

[cottongery]

[orcheeddd]

Miamis <3

[arinaolan]

― i'll spare you the pleasure!

[b0d1ly-st3w]

Rating Hotline Miami ships bc I can TW OPINIONS AND SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

Hotline Miami 1:

★Jacket/Girlfriend: 10/10, this ship is genuinely so cute I'm so mad GF fucking died.

☆Jacket/Biker: 5/10, not my fave in the whole world bc some of y'all love making Biker a little twink, but it can be okay sometimes ig.

★Jacket/Beard: 10/10, again, love this sm, but I'm content with them just being friends.

☆The Father/The Bodyguard: 6/10, don't hate this ship tbh, like it makes sense, just not my fave yk??

★Richter/anyone: 1/10, I don't like shipping Richter idk why it just feels wrong to me

Hotline Miami 2:

☆Alex/Corey: 10/10, very cute, love those lesbians fr.

★Corey/Tony: 10/10, also very cute, quiet women and her loud bf in the Taco Bell parking lot.

☆Alex/any man: 0/10, I'm sorry she's a lesbian in my eyes I don't like shipping her with men.

★Ash/Corey: 4/10, sure, idk if anyone actually ships this, but it could be cute.

☆Mark/Corey: 4/10, same as last one, has potential to be cute but idk if anyone actually likes this.

★Ash/Tony: 5/10, could be cute but idk.

☆Ash/Mark: 5/10, again, the same as above.

★Tony/Mark: 0/10, ABSOLUTELY NOT TONY IS SO MEAN TO HIM.

☆The Son/Henchman: 0/10, gagged, I used to ship this but I started hcing henchie as a sort of father figure to son so it just makes me feel gross.

★Henchman/Mary: 5/10, they would have been cute but they were both greedy bastards and were willing to abandon each other for money.

☆The Son/Product: 10000/10, THE ONLY GOOD SHIP!!! /J.

★Evan/Manny: 4/10, sure ig???? Idgaf enough about these two to care (sorry they're both annoying).

Cross over ships:

☆Biker/The Son: 0/10, just no, that's it I just don't like it

★uhh idk any other cross over ships but like drop some ships if you want and I'll rate them

[jadiixmuln]

papa

[paquitosmexicanrestaurant]

He’s sappy, goofy (in the most lovable, dad joke kind of way), immensely proud of everything you do and has been there for you since day one. Your dear old dad never fails to show you and the entire family just how much you all mean to him. So, this Father’s Day join us as we celebrate dear ole Dad. #MexicanCuisine | #ComidaMexicana | #MexicanFood | #lunchbox | #sunday #miamifoodies #miamifoodie #miami #miamibeach #miamilife #miaminightlife #fatherhood #juneteenth #diadelpadre #miamirestaurants #nft #nfts #father #fathersdaydinner #nfl #northmiamibeach #lunchtime #lunchideas #mondaymotivation #foodies #miamiheatnation #foodiesofinstagram

[clannadmark]

postal dude but he's the son from hotline miami

a countryboy mafia boss whose title was passed down to him after his father passed, his story ends as one would guess: going postal. experiencing a pure psychotic break, he slaughtered everyone and everything he saw in his highrise skyscraper building, before meeting an untimely demise, off a roof, taunted by a bifröst that never was.

[chewycable]

The Son on Father’s Day ..

[j3st3r-luvr]

I’m bored so here’s what I think each non 50 blessings hotline Miami characters mask would be.

Biker- ik he is in 50B but if he did choose a traditional mask I’m 100% sure it would be a peacock. For one thing it’s a very elegant bird and would serve as a great foil to jackets rooster mask. For one a male peacock has very vibrant colors that match bikers (pink jacket can metaphorically match the flashy eye-feathers a peacock has). This would also complement bikers “guns blazing” play style. Showcasing how he’s more willing to question his part in 50Bs plot rather than put his head down and mindlessly obey their will (kinda like a chicken would). Bonus points for also mirroring the “cock joke” with richards mask. (Figure it out yourself)

Next is beard- a cat. Not a big cat but a regular orange tabby. Not only does he have chill “leave me be and I’ll be V. Cuddly vibes” like a cat but I 100% believe he would let a stray cat crash and live In his gas station. He’s just chill like a house cat and I respect that about him.

Evan wright- a vulture Lol. This one kinda explains itself, with some of mannys dialogue about “the press being vultures” aswell as Evan sniffing around dead bodies as opposed to killing the Russians himself. Not much else to say.

Onto the funny thicc skin man himself

Manny pardo- I’m more of the opinion that if he did have a mask, it would be a puppet mask (basically just phantoms face in mask form). Not only does him being a puppet suit him, with his actions mearly puppeting the fame of the masked maniac, he’s also a very hollow man. He chases fame to fill the void (it never works though). But if I 100% had to pick an animal it would be a German shepherd. Not only are they the dogs favored by the police but they also parallel the dogs used by the Russians. This club as a possible reference to manny being in kahoots with the son.

Speaking of which for the son- I’m torn between a panther or a shark mask. But Leaning towards a shark. As we can see he owns his own pet shark (I always assumed one given to him by his father) and I could definitely see his personality being compared to a sharks whole aesthetic. But a panther mask could work better as a reference to his fathers legacy. Aswell as showing how he lives in the shadows of his dad. Always wanting to win his approval but never getting it due to his death. All in all I’m more fond of the shark, as it is a mask not already in game (apposed to the panther) and it goes to show more of the son’s personality aswell as being his own thing not too connected to his dad.

Onto the henchman- he would be an eel all the way. A small fish with big Dreams only able to succeed at them by stealing the sons profits/hard work. He’s slippery and didn’t make too much of an impact outside of his bosses escapades. (No hate to the guy but he is unmotivated to work for what he wants. Floating in the middle rather than choosing his own destiny)

And for fun here’s a some bonus masks

Daniels- gives me big polar bear vibes. (An no not because he fat)

Barnes- coyote. I know it’s not a wolf but at least one of the “ghost wolves” had to be a canine.