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okay i decided to put all my roleswap plot points in one post so:
basics:
okay so like twwfte went the same bc the master really DID have amnesia, and then even after getting her memories back she still kinda needed to find the doctor a tardis and eh. maybe she was kinda hoping for the humans to die in space but yknow she's not a SAINT okay. the scene at the end of ghost monument went same as in canon but the master was begging to be let in for like 2 hrs straight while the fam awkwardly watched in the background.
the tardis had to let her in EVENTUALLY bc the only way the tardis will get back to the doctor is by going along with the master. she's not making the trip easy on her though.
she didn't exactly want to KEEP the fam but they're here now and they did the whole 'can we keep travelling with you' and she was like oh??? an opportunity to mess with the doctor?????
her sole driving motivation is stay alive just to rub this in the doctor's face which means the universe has to be around for that too, so she can't let big universe threatening threats run rampant. doesn't mean she can't still cause a lil chaos now and then tho >:)
meanwhile, the doctor's stuck on earth bc the master has their fuckin tardis.
he'd fallen still but landed somewhere else; somewhere that unfortunately did not have tim shaw and his teleportation stuff.
he DOES manage to track the tardis to desolation but by that point it's gone so he goes back to earth like welp guess this is it huh.
he tried to use earth agencies to find the tardis but unit no longer exists so he tried mi6 and then was like actually i hate this and you and quit.
the problem is that the master doesn't stay in one place for very long so he can't track the tardis easily, and he's undercover bc he doesn't want it to get out that the doctor is stuck on earth w/o his tardis or screwdriver.
so yeah he's been camping on martha's sofa.
to be fair 2 years is not a lot to the doctor but it IS a lot for anyone who had to be stuck with them. he gets passed around all their friends like they're all babysitting.
martha: it's YOUR turn
jack: i had him last week!! it's YOUR turn with your friend!!!
martha: oh now he's MY friend is he
how/why are the fam still alive?
ryan:
same as canon i.e. she adopts him. he reminds her of bill :')
ryan: aw can u believe the doctor talks in her sleep
the master, asleep: i'll kill you last ryan
ryan: it's adorable ^-^
yaz:
oh she's 10000% trying to kill her & the reason yaz doesnt KNOW she's trying to kill her is she keeps like getting overwhelmed by the gay and tripping up, inadvertently missing the bullets. she literally keeps surviving by sheer luck and the master is SO irritated rn agkdha
the master giggling: yeah this fabric will DEFINITELY protect you from the pting's poison
mabli, after yaz leaves the room: wow how did you know we'd just updated all of our security blankets to be resistant to toxins
the master: fUCK
graham:
he reminds her of 12 & also reminds her of nardole bc he always has snacks. also maybe she's saving him to eat him. who can say
graham, waking up to find the master with a tape measure around his wrist: hey what the fuck
the master: i'm uh
graham:
the master: measuring,,,,,for,,,,,,,,,,,,,friendship bracelets,,,,,?
why is the master dressing like That still:
the master: whoops what a shame i spilled acid on my shirt guess i'll finally need to get a new different one that doesn't look like someone threw up paint onto a shitty blue bag
yaz: oh it's okay i found a bunch of them in the tardis !
the master: Did You Now
do all the eps still go the same way?
no.
the fam stumbling on the master whistling surrounded by the dead bodies of the entire village: w
the master: huh guess it WAS witches after all!
ryan: did u just dropkick the pting at that medic
the master: no i don't think so.
graham: i have to kill that monster,,,,,for what he did to grace,,,,,
the master: ooh nice you can use my knife
so does the doctor have a tardis in the shape of a house?
no the doctor just added rockets to their house next question
#doctor who#the doctor#dhawan!doctor#the master#whittaker!master#dw roleswap au#the fam with the real doctor: wait so you DON'T eat bone dust??#the doctor: why the fuck would-#the master at the exact same time: YOU DON'T???!?!?
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the fam with the real doctor: wait so you DON'T eat bone dust?? the doctor: why the fuck would- the master at the exact same time: YOU DON'T???!?!?
okay i decided to put all my roleswap plot points in one post so:
basics:
okay so like twwfte went the same bc the master really DID have amnesia, and then even after getting her memories back she still kinda needed to find the doctor a tardis and eh. maybe she was kinda hoping for the humans to die in space but yknow she's not a SAINT okay. the scene at the end of ghost monument went same as in canon but the master was begging to be let in for like 2 hrs straight while the fam awkwardly watched in the background.
the tardis had to let her in EVENTUALLY bc the only way the tardis will get back to the doctor is by going along with the master. she's not making the trip easy on her though.
she didn't exactly want to KEEP the fam but they're here now and they did the whole 'can we keep travelling with you' and she was like oh??? an opportunity to mess with the doctor?????
her sole driving motivation is stay alive just to rub this in the doctor's face which means the universe has to be around for that too, so she can't let big universe threatening threats run rampant. doesn't mean she can't still cause a lil chaos now and then tho >:)
meanwhile, the doctor's stuck on earth bc the master has their fuckin tardis.
he'd fallen still but landed somewhere else; somewhere that unfortunately did not have tim shaw and his teleportation stuff.
he DOES manage to track the tardis to desolation but by that point it's gone so he goes back to earth like welp guess this is it huh.
he tried to use earth agencies to find the tardis but unit no longer exists so he tried mi6 and then was like actually i hate this and you and quit.
the problem is that the master doesn't stay in one place for very long so he can't track the tardis easily, and he's undercover bc he doesn't want it to get out that the doctor is stuck on earth w/o his tardis or screwdriver.
so yeah he's been camping on martha's sofa.
to be fair 2 years is not a lot to the doctor but it IS a lot for anyone who had to be stuck with them. he gets passed around all their friends like they're all babysitting.
martha: it's YOUR turn
jack: i had him last week!! it's YOUR turn with your friend!!!
martha: oh now he's MY friend is he
how/why are the fam still alive?
ryan:
same as canon i.e. she adopts him. he reminds her of bill :')
ryan: aw can u believe the doctor talks in her sleep
the master, asleep: i'll kill you last ryan
ryan: it's adorable ^-^
yaz:
oh she's 10000% trying to kill her & the reason yaz doesnt KNOW she's trying to kill her is she keeps like getting overwhelmed by the gay and tripping up, inadvertently missing the bullets. she literally keeps surviving by sheer luck and the master is SO irritated rn agkdha
the master giggling: yeah this fabric will DEFINITELY protect you from the pting's poison
mabli, after yaz leaves the room: wow how did you know we'd just updated all of our security blankets to be resistant to toxins
the master: fUCK
graham:
he reminds her of 12 & also reminds her of nardole bc he always has snacks. also maybe she's saving him to eat him. who can say
graham, waking up to find the master with a tape measure around his wrist: hey what the fuck
the master: i'm uh
graham:
the master: measuring,,,,,for,,,,,,,,,,,,,friendship bracelets,,,,,?
why is the master dressing like That still:
the master: whoops what a shame i spilled acid on my shirt guess i'll finally need to get a new different one that doesn't look like someone threw up paint onto a shitty blue bag
yaz: oh it's okay i found a bunch of them in the tardis !
the master: Did You Now
do all the eps still go the same way?
no.
the fam stumbling on the master whistling surrounded by the dead bodies of the entire village: w
the master: huh guess it WAS witches after all!
ryan: did u just dropkick the pting at that medic
the master: no i don't think so.
graham: i have to kill that monster,,,,,for what he did to grace,,,,,
the master: ooh nice you can use my knife
so does the doctor have a tardis in the shape of a house?
no the doctor just added rockets to their house next question
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#the fam with the real doctor: wait so you DON'T eat bone dust??#the doctor: why the fuck would-#the master at the exact same time: YOU DON'T???!?!?
okay i decided to put all my roleswap plot points in one post so:
basics:
okay so like twwfte went the same bc the master really DID have amnesia, and then even after getting her memories back she still kinda needed to find the doctor a tardis and eh. maybe she was kinda hoping for the humans to die in space but yknow she's not a SAINT okay. the scene at the end of ghost monument went same as in canon but the master was begging to be let in for like 2 hrs straight while the fam awkwardly watched in the background.
the tardis had to let her in EVENTUALLY bc the only way the tardis will get back to the doctor is by going along with the master. she's not making the trip easy on her though.
she didn't exactly want to KEEP the fam but they're here now and they did the whole 'can we keep travelling with you' and she was like oh??? an opportunity to mess with the doctor?????
her sole driving motivation is stay alive just to rub this in the doctor's face which means the universe has to be around for that too, so she can't let big universe threatening threats run rampant. doesn't mean she can't still cause a lil chaos now and then tho >:)
meanwhile, the doctor's stuck on earth bc the master has their fuckin tardis.
he'd fallen still but landed somewhere else; somewhere that unfortunately did not have tim shaw and his teleportation stuff.
he DOES manage to track the tardis to desolation but by that point it's gone so he goes back to earth like welp guess this is it huh.
he tried to use earth agencies to find the tardis but unit no longer exists so he tried mi6 and then was like actually i hate this and you and quit.
the problem is that the master doesn't stay in one place for very long so he can't track the tardis easily, and he's undercover bc he doesn't want it to get out that the doctor is stuck on earth w/o his tardis or screwdriver.
so yeah he's been camping on martha's sofa.
to be fair 2 years is not a lot to the doctor but it IS a lot for anyone who had to be stuck with them. he gets passed around all their friends like they're all babysitting.
martha: it's YOUR turn
jack: i had him last week!! it's YOUR turn with your friend!!!
martha: oh now he's MY friend is he
how/why are the fam still alive?
ryan:
same as canon i.e. she adopts him. he reminds her of bill :')
ryan: aw can u believe the doctor talks in her sleep
the master, asleep: i'll kill you last ryan
ryan: it's adorable ^-^
yaz:
oh she's 10000% trying to kill her & the reason yaz doesnt KNOW she's trying to kill her is she keeps like getting overwhelmed by the gay and tripping up, inadvertently missing the bullets. she literally keeps surviving by sheer luck and the master is SO irritated rn agkdha
the master giggling: yeah this fabric will DEFINITELY protect you from the pting's poison
mabli, after yaz leaves the room: wow how did you know we'd just updated all of our security blankets to be resistant to toxins
the master: fUCK
graham:
he reminds her of 12 & also reminds her of nardole bc he always has snacks. also maybe she's saving him to eat him. who can say
graham, waking up to find the master with a tape measure around his wrist: hey what the fuck
the master: i'm uh
graham:
the master: measuring,,,,,for,,,,,,,,,,,,,friendship bracelets,,,,,?
why is the master dressing like That still:
the master: whoops what a shame i spilled acid on my shirt guess i'll finally need to get a new different one that doesn't look like someone threw up paint onto a shitty blue bag
yaz: oh it's okay i found a bunch of them in the tardis !
the master: Did You Now
do all the eps still go the same way?
no.
the fam stumbling on the master whistling surrounded by the dead bodies of the entire village: w
the master: huh guess it WAS witches after all!
ryan: did u just dropkick the pting at that medic
the master: no i don't think so.
graham: i have to kill that monster,,,,,for what he did to grace,,,,,
the master: ooh nice you can use my knife
so does the doctor have a tardis in the shape of a house?
no the doctor just added rockets to their house next question
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