#the entire alphabet squads pairing up to Lindy Hop

[ridiasfangirlings]

Homra and Scepter4 Lindy Hop dance off? Strain with the power that makes people dance the Lindy Hop (they must think their power is so useless, like "That guy gets to shoot lasers out of his eyes and I can make people dance the Lindy Hop? So not fair!"). I dub this Lindy Hop Strain. Pair Homra and Scepter4 characters together! Fushimi and Yata! Seri and Izumo! Bishounen with Bishounen!

Maybe the reason Scepter 4 and Homra are both chasing after thisStrain with such a seemingly inconsequential power is that Lindy HopStrain got so tired of being teased for his power that he was likefuck it I’m turning to a life of crime (meanwhile ‘makes peopleyodel’ Strain and butt slapping Strain are like you do you bro).Lindy Hop Strain’s power turns out to be unexpectedly devious though,like maybe it makes you Lindy Hop until you collapse from exhaustionand soon the Strain is robbing banks and becoming the boss of a bunchof underground mafia gangs just by making people Lindy Hop until theycan’t move anymore. That’s when Scepter 4 and Homra both startgetting wind of the Strain’s activities and decide to chase it down.

Fushimi and Yata are of course the first two to be hit by the Strain,they run into each other while separately pursuing it and immediatelystart bickering instead. Fushimi’s about to start a fight when theStrain attacks and next thing the two of them know they’re doing theLindy Hop together. Maybe this is pre-S1 too so they haven’t made upyet but here they are forced to Lindy Hop together. Yata’s pissedwhen he realizes that he’s dancing the female part and Fushimi teaseshim about it relentlessly, like of course you’re the girl Misakiand Yata’s all shut up asshole or I’ll step on your fucking feet(except he can’t because Lindy Hop Strain makes you dance perfectly).In no time they’re doing the Lindy Hop as it if it’s a fight, likethey very aggressively spin each other around and the kicks into theair suggest they’d rather be kicking each other instead. Thoughthings get a bit serious as it goes on for longer because Fushimi’sstamina isn’t great and soon Yata’s being all worried in spite ofhimself that Saruhiko’s going to pass out if they have to keepdancing for much longer. Fushimi denies that this is the case andmutters that Yata’s breathing hard too, Yata’s like shut up save yourbreath for dancing.

Kusanagi and Awashima are the next to be hit, they’re discussing thecurrent situation with Fushimi and Yata when they get jumped. Theyturn out to be very good at the Lindy Hop, Kusanagi is impressed athow light Awashima is on her feet even in heels (though Awashimaprobably wishes she was wearing some better support garments).Imagine the two of them can’t stop dancing but still need to leadtheir teams so like they’re both passing a PDA back and forth as theydance, Kusanagi trying to help Homra figure out a strategy to takedown the Strain and Awashima giving Munakata a full report over thephone. One by the one the alphabet boys fall to the Strain though,like Benzai ends up dancing the Lindy Hop with Fujishima and theyspend the entire dance discussing cats, Doumyouji and Chitose dancewhile challenging each other to see who can dance the best andAkiyama ends up doing the Lindy Hop with Hidaka and being vaguelymortified by having to let a subordinate lead. Also imagine even Annagets hit along with Kamamoto and the two of them have a really cutedance and Kamamoto keeps trying to like pick her up off the ground abit when he can to help conserve her stamina.

Finally Munakata and Mikoto themselves have to go after the Strain,they corner it separately in an alley. Mikoto’s just like 'burn’while Munakata states that no Suoh we are bringing this Strain in theproper legal way. While they’re posturing at each other the Strainhits them with its power and soon there’s a Kingly Lindy Hop goingon. The Strain thinks he’s got this one but Munakata and Mikoto justlook at each other, Mikoto with this sardonic smile like guess I’mstuck with you and Munakata all indeed and then suddenly they’re bothglowing with power as they Lindy Hop closer and closer to the Strain.The Strain’s like wait what are you doing as Mikoto kicks it in thegroin with his leg burning red, then he spins Munakata into theStrain, blue power slamming it against the wall. The Strain ends uphaving to undo all the effects of its power in order to stop Munakataand Mikoto from pummeling it via dancing and soon the day is savedand everyone has had a lovely afternoon of dancing.