#the dumbasses on discord

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Self indulgent ask but I would kill and die for t4t Itafushi 🥹🙏🧎

[dapper-lil-arts]

I'm invested now, why don't you like fluttercord?

Okay, here we go then, why don't I like one of the most famous and prolific ships on the fandom?

First of all, there's a major power imbalance at play, you know, chaos god that can reshape mind and reality with a snap of his fingers matched with a regular pegasus girl, and an drastic age difference (which could be discarded cause Fluttershy's an adult, just worth a mention.)

But the primary issue comes from the canon itself, especially with how they came together. Fluttershy was just shafted for her full responsibility to be to make sure Discord gets better; Something that already was a strange choice of Celestia (like girl why are you throwing a random mortal you dont know that well onto a godlike chaos being even you struggled with? It reeks of writers already having come up a solution and not wanting to build a foundation to lead there.) and canon proves again and again that if discord doesnt have fluttershy around, he will make bad choices and hurt people, something that gets proven again and again all the way to gen fucking five. That's textbook codependency and it makes it even more weird by the incredible, terrifying power imbalance. Discord isnt just an alicorn, hes the only one of his kind because of how powerful he is, and his powers are insanely dangerous to have on a relationship with a mortal. Like, you saw how he was when he was jealous of Fluttershy for having a diffrent friend. Can you imagine what he'd do if somebody flirted with her? (even if they weren't dating, if Fluttershy said she got a girlfriend or whatever, Discord would straight up throw rainbow dash on a labyrinth of infinite agony)

I think my primary issues come from the canon because he is always abusing his powers, never using them wisely, and always causing trouble (WHICH WAS THE ORIGINAL POINT OF EVEN BRINGING HIM BACK TOO)-- And the ratio of slaps on the wrist lower dramatically by the end (the final conflict is entirely his fault purely because he thought having a conflict would be cool)-- All of which just makes him untrustworthy to be on a relationship with a mortal hes obssesed with. He'd be like a yandere boyfriend exept a chaos god, which, yikes!

Srsly the fact that cozy glow the toddler gets sent to hell and turned to stone instead of the chaos god that sponsored her is just plain WEIRD. It's a writers problem.

There's a reasons why Alicorns have to ascend, earn their power-- And why they tend to abuse it less. Being born with power just begets a diffrent attitude towards it; Which is smth that the writers do interpret quite well, with how Discord acts. he has no empathy, he doesnt need to care, because reality is his to shape, and then boom, teaching someone to be better just became a lot harder. Good character! Very funny, very well designed and voiced-- But goddamn he's weirdly written as a ""Good"" guy.

Now lets finally turn to the woman in the relationship. because Fluttershy is a normal mortal gal with a normal mortal life with her own needs, which generally shouldn't have to involve her entire life or routine on making sure a godlike manbaby does the right thing with his powers. it doesn't feel like the kind of thing that has any consent to it, after all, discord doesnt need to ask for anything, he can just do. (THANKS FOR THE IDEA CELESTIA) It just reeks of a kind of misoginy-ass writing where the woman has to bend over backwards for the man.

Its like the shy pegasus was just. Set up for LIFE on this strange relationship. Its kind of creepy.

And Fluttershy just deserves better than him in my opinion; And she can do better, too. Also it doesnt help that you know-- 99% other ship with fluttershy dont have any of these issues lmao. Even canon Rainbow Dash would treat her better, so i dont bother with Fluttercord ever!

[3-aem]

and if i quit art to go make a stsg dating sim rpg (they can only court each other)

[ninnosaurus]

HELP

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Me whenever I remember the English dub canonically has Norman and Ray calling each other dumbasses. <3

[the-commonrose]

Pleaseeee don’t use this post as a judgement of my character aaaahahahaha 💀

[nightmares-castle-justnm]

“Uhm..,. What the hell happened here.”

[n4talia-chaparro]

hmm

BRO I NEED SOMEONE TO PUT THIS DRESS ON GPKRUPP 😍😍😍

yooo can wait to get banned on Tumblr 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰😍😍 /J /J /J HES SO GY- GOOFY LOL

I missed these type of au asks lmao. Uh

Lady and gentlemen. The Au ask are now open for jokes and giggles 🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️

[carnagesaw]

magma kirimi doodle i did

[jojomero-24]

Discord gets mischaracterized so bad that i need to #### the ppl who mischaracterizes

Him

Like how am i supposed to respect ur opinion if ur gonna be wrong and stupid

[getyinyusedtoit]

it's actually not ridiculous, out of the question, out of character, or a "plot hole" for feng xin to have had sex with a woman despite his fear of them and in this essay i will

[puppyeared]

ive made myself more wet and pathetic

[mirakurutaimu]

no one word is gonna encompass everyone’s experiences. quit freakin out about meaningless labels u dumbasses

[possessed-pack]

Hallucinations are so stupid.

Me: Puts my headphones on before they're even plugged into anything. Headphones: Muffled eerie piano and screaming, bird noises.

Like you're telling me if I plug my headphones into the air I get a free horror soundtrack? Good by me.

[vecnokriv-nikolicel]

this is definitely coming from a place of ignorance but im surprised that Kris knows Serbo-Croatian

[n8tesoup]

i really hit a home run with this one