#the dumb and dumber duo have such great chemistry

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I’m here for all 12 seasons of the travel show~

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[  nick robinson  .  twenty one  .  demi male .  he/his & they/them  ] just saw VINCENZO “VINNY” ESPOSITO dragging their suitcase up the steps to CABIN 4A  .  good luck living with HIM  ,  i hear that that they’re IMPRUDENT  ,  STUBBORN  ,  ARDENT  &  CHARSIMATIC  .  Apparently they’re the STRIKER.  let’s hope the upcoming season doesn’t affect their SENIOR year of PERFORMING ARTS  (THEATER)  

meet vincenzo fiorello esposito, 

about: 

vincenzo fiorello esposito was born on april 15, 1999 in a small town in northern italy. the son of two well known actors, giancarlo and gabriella esposito, he was born into a life of privilege and luxury. everything he could ever want was within reach, he had the entire world at his hands.

and his parents encouraged him to follow his dreams, when he wanted to play the piano they got him lessons, when he wanted to play soccer, they signed him up, when he wanted to act, they got him roles.

but life wasn’t as great as it seemed, the constant travel between their native italy and their home base of new york, had it’s toll on vincenzo. his grades slipped, and it was apparent that he was unhappy. so the decision was made to enroll him in an elite boarding school in new york city. and after his graduation he enrolled at hollis university to play soccer and study theater as well as business. he plans to go on to become an actor, but he realized that having a backup would be wise. 

i’ll add more to this later, i’m just trying to get this done. 

fun facts:

vinny is fluent in both english and italian, though because he’s spent a majority of his time in america he’s somewhat rusty when it comes to italian. in addition he knows some french and spanish.

he has always been incredibly open about his sexuality, something he prides himself in. he’s also just very open about his uh sexual desires. essentially, he knows how to get around and he’s not ashamed of it. he’s very pansexual. 

he’s one of the boys who drives a nice car and loves to show it off. i’m thinking some sort of mercedes coup. he doesn’t know much about the technical aspects of cars, but he does know his car is hot.

his maternal grandparents own a vineyard and they have a brand of wine named after him. vinfandel is the name of it. 

he used to be a pretty wild partier, but he’s started to calm down a bit. it’s still well known that he knows how to have a good time, but he’s stopped going out every night of the week, instead devoting more time to his studies and athletics.

honestly the fact that he’s a good student comes as a surprise to most people, he gives off the appearance of someone who just doesn’t care. but he’s actually a very hard worker.

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playlist: morning in america - jon bellion; young dumb & broke - khalid; seven nation army - the white stripes; young wild & free - snoop dogg & wiz khalifa; no interruptions - hoodie allen; tonight, tonight - hot chelle rae; losing my religion - r.e.m.; hips don’t lie - shakira; hooked on a feeling - blue suede; you give love a bad name - bon jovi; i wanna dance with somebody - whitney houston

wanted connections:

ride or die - his other half, his partner in crime (literally). just imagine the most chaotic duo, because that’s them. you know those tik toks this is what happens when one dumb bitch meets an even dumber bitch??? that’s definitely them. 

squad / friend group !! his fellow wild children idk what else to say honestly 

exes !!! okay vinny is not great when it comes to dating but he tries, so they probably didn’t last long but he would’ve been a caring boyf. open to m / f / nb

hookups / flings !! pretty self explanatory, probably more of these than exes. could be current or past, open to m / f / nb

a hate ship !! they can’t stand each other, everyone knows it. but their chemistry is undeniable, and when they’re alone together the yelling turns into something else. open to m / f / nb. 

rivals !! open to another male on the soccer team, they just push each other to be the best they can possibly be. there’s been some competing for positions, etc. but they’re capable of getting along, at least on vin’s behalf he’s p chill. 

anything else honestly maybe like a roommate at school, friends from his childhood, someone who just fucking hates him he’s really annoying it’d make sense; idk pls go wild i’m so lacking in creative ideas atm

feel free to add me on discord ( han solo lo lo lo lo#8494 ) if you’d like to plot there !! otherwise give this a like and i’ll message you !!