#the dorms put him in classic shoujo manga situations and somehow he fumbles in each one

[merakiui]

so many thoughts in my mind today, but crowley having a crush on you (the new professor who he recently hired) and the students learning one by one about their cringefail headmage and his not-so-secret affections for you, and in classic nrc fashion it becomes a competition amongst the dorms to see who can be the first to pair the two of you together.

on one hand, the students are very efficient when wrapped up in competition. but on the other hand, this is crowley's love life they're meddling in and yikes. T_T his rizz levels are nonexistent. in the negatives. it's very bad. maybe it's worth it to just give them some extra credit so they'll drop the matter altogether? no, he can't! he has to be honest with academics! that would be bribery and he is kind, but not so kind as to cheat the academic system! the other professors find it immensely amusing to see crowley's feathers so ruffled.

also,,,,, what would you think of him if you caught him bribing the students with good grades? >_< he can't possibly be seen in a poor light by you. oh, that would be just terrible! truly tragic! he would never recover! dramatic as always, that crowley...