#the devil does trenbolone

[escapedaudios]

What happened to cool as hell devils in movies? I haven't seen a cool Satan in years. In modern movies it's always a low budget cop-out where they have some guy wear a boring ass business suit and just say "lol I'm Satan" directly to the main character. It's so lame. I also don't want to hear about how it's a subtle critique of capitalism or whatever by making the devil wear a business suit or some shit, it sucks and it's so boring.

You wanna see a shit devil? Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate.

This devil is trash. Idfc how great you think Al Pacino's performance was in the movie. This devil is a little pissbaby. Where is his red six pack? His ten foot wing span? His flaming horns? I hate this loser. If a guy who looked like this told me he was the devil I'd kick his ass immediately.

Now, check out Tim Curry in Legend. This is an awesome devil. He doesn't even call himself the devil, he doesn't have to. You already know who the fuck he is. His horns are too big to even fit in the camera frame. That's awesome. He's red and his muscles are diced to the socks. His face is made entirely of harsh angles and pure evil. Excellent.