#the devil conspiracy

[evilbubu]

has anybody watched a movie called The Devil Conspiracy about this cult stealing DNA from corpses of important historical figures and injecting them into fertilised eggs to impregnate women and make them give birth to essentially babies with the same genius/talent as those historical figures?

like and there's this cute priest who gets stabbed to death trying to stop this evil lady from stealing the shroud of Turin to ressurect baby jesus and free the devil. and then st Michael shows up to earth and posses the priests body and tries to stop them and and and

HUH??????

[nalyra-dreaming]

Okay, unfortunately “The Devil Conspiracy“ was mediocre at best 😬 but… the angel design really rocked.

I mean… Archangel Michael everyone. 😏

A few more nice visuals (especially Lillith) but … well. The visuals were definitely the best thing about it.

It had a few nice references to Rosemary‘s Baby and The Exorcist, too, but… unfortunately too … IDK. Cheesy and unlogical in parts. Still. Gotta find myself high res photos of the angels. 😏

[grimwcr]

THE DEVIL CONSPIRACY (dir. Nathan Frankowski)                                          Releases January 13, 2023

[barbaragenova]

Welcome to techno-faith thriller "The Devil Conspiracy", where Archangel Michael possesses a dead priest, then he drives off in a car with INXS' "The Devil Inside" playing in background, and then he turns the radio to "Send Me an Angel". 

I’m gonna play this on repeat, but we should all blow this movie up to Miami Connection levels, TO SAY THE LEAST. 

[silveryuusage]

i just watched The Devil Conspiracy and the way that Michael and Lucifer talked to each other in the scene before the baby was born was peak sibling behavior

[cultfaction]

New clip released for The Devil Conspiracy

New clip released for The Devil Conspiracy

A new clip has been released for The Devil Conspiracy, directed by Nathan Frankowski and written and produced by Ed Alan. In the movie a powerful biotech company has breakthrough technology allowing them to clone history’s most influential people with just a few fragments of DNA. Behind this company is a cabal of Satanists that steals the shroud of Christ, putting them in possession of Jesus’…

[queer-folk-abroad]

do you think they explored each others bodies

[faustocosgrove]

and on the fourteenth day of reviewmas I, Fausto, give to thee:

14 missing light sources

[(a show taking place in 2040/6 other shows i reference in this dual review)/(a different franchise with 1 manga + 4 anime series + 3 tv specials + 5 feature films + 1 musical +1 video game + 2 live action adaptations)] - (one show released in 1994 - the other released in 1987) = 13 reasons why i’m placing this review at number 13.

one of 12 instances of elder abuse

11 yawns

my 10 remaining brain cells after this shitty movie jfc

9 instances this show reminded me of a better show

an 80s cult movie

7 lgbt main characters in an incredibly queer manga like holy shit

6 ye olde government agents

5/5 stars best movie of the decade easily. might be the best movie of all time

4 scantily clad teenaged girls (fbi open up! meme)

the 3rd time i read the same book about lawns maybe?

2 high school animes

and a ninja book

…from a guy who still thinks about the naruto series in the year 2024

the devil conspiracy

this movie had so many plot holes it was like watching a how it’s made video about colanders. it was also dark as fuck. as in lighting wise you can literally not fucking see anything that’s going on. and it has some of the worse cgi i’ve seen.

the basic plot is there’s devil worshippers in italy who want to steal the shroud of turin to get jesus’s dna to make a jesus clone so lucifer can possess the jesus baby and take over the world. they pick some random blonde american woman to knock up with jesus, her italian priest friend dies in the scuffle and his dead body is possessed by the archangel michael who proceeds to save the world lone wolf american action hero style.

if i started listing everything about this movie that didn’t make sense i would get nothing done today. i will say the most problematic thing about this movie is the over arching character development the random blonde lady goes through. she starts as an independent, world traveling, phd student on her way to gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way to the top and then she gets raped and fails to abort the baby, pops out the kid and can’t give him away because he’s literally jesus and she’s suddenly this pure virginal birth mothering character who doesn’t speak.

the best thing about this movie is that the actor who plays toddler jesus for the last minute of the movie is clearly not white. so 10/10 for that. and i’m pretty sure the actor playing powered up angel michael is black but i’m honest to god going to have to google who the actor is because the movie is so dark you couldn’t really tell. light googling he is! his name is peter mensah. which is like, some pretty bottom of the barrel praise. especially since like, you’ve cast a black actor as the character whose going to save the world but then turn the character into a white guy for like 90% of the movie. and double that with the non-white jesus actor and the kind of ambiguous ending the movie has where it’s sort of implied that resurected jesus is like trapping lucifer in his body naruto and kyuubei style. but like this could also be lucifer acting like he’s jesus, it’s actually that ambiguous.

okay i gotta stop now or else i really will be here all day.

[patwrites]

Mixing Religious Horror with science fiction. Interesting. Alas, I don’t think I’ve seen something as juicy as “Jurassic Park meets Rosemary’s Baby” wasted so thoroughly on such a by-the-numbers script.

[cinemaquiles]

Tão absurdo que faz rir: o cômico A Profecia do Mal (“The Devil Conspiracy”) para ver no streaming!

[madamebaggio]

Dubious movie of the night: “The Devil Conspiracy”.

Hum

[evilbubu]

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[swampflix]

The Devil Conspiracy (2023)

We cover many flavors of schlock on this blog, but we tend to ignore one of the most popular, profitable sources of schlock around: “faith-based” Christian propaganda.  Outside a one-off podcast episode where we dipped our collective toe into the frigid waters of Evangelical schlock (covering God’s Not Dead & The Shack) and Boomer’s long-dormant Late Great Planet Mirth series covering the…

[jp-hunsecker]

It’s a quite a leap of faith any way you slice it, but even assuming, for the sake of argument, that the shroud is authentic, the plot of the film still makes zero fucking sense.

[tctmp]

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