#the desp//erate hour

[mysdrymmumbles]

I’m not done.

Like.

The main character is a mom who sees her daughter get conveniently picked up right in front of their house on a busy street (not near a corner or anything), and tells her son to go to school and he says no. And she just leaves him and goes for a run into like the fucking Alaskan wilderness or some shit because why not.  

An Event™ happens that she doesn’t know about and an alert comes on her phone. She tries to call her son’s school for more info. She can’t get through. The warning that something has happened also specifically says not to call 911. 

So she fucking calls 911 and asks the operator, “Is my son in school?” 

How the flying fuck are they gonna know that?

You know what she should have done? Gone onto PowerSchool or w/e the fuck program her county has to check if her son’s first period teacher marked him present. I live in one of the poorest counties in my state and if we can afford a program that lets parents check their children’s attendance, then whatever area the main character lives in can, too. And as tech savvy as she is, there’s no way she just didn’t know.

Instead, she asks 911. Who does not have access to school attendance records because why the fuck would they?

Then, she harasses an auto worker to look for her son’s truck in the parking lot when the cops are telling him not to go near it.

Then she uses the auto worker to get the names of all the cars being searched, and has him look up the license plates to find out who is being searched and finds a name of someone who doesn’t go to the school. Then she calls her tax worker co-worker and illegally gets this dude’s phone number.

Then she fucking

CALLS 

the shooter

and tells the shooter he has her son

and like

OH

I forgot.

She’s running in the middle of nowhere 

And decides to run to her son

through the woods

off the path because that’s faster.

And she gets on some little trail

and is following said trail

following her gps

when it goes out

and she stops 

on the tiny trail

that only goes two ways

the way ahead being the way she needed to go before her gps crapped out

and so she turns in a circle, begging her gps to work again

and it starts working

and tells her to keep going

in the same fucking way she was going

i mean

the level of fucking stupid in this movie is surreal

But anyway. So she calls the motherfucker shooting up the school. And tells him that he has her kid. 

And he hangs up on her. And then the cops call and are like, “What the flying fuck is wrong with you?” 

And then she has Ted Bundy driving her Uber come to pick her up. And the cops call her back.

And they’re like, “We need you to call the shooter again and talk to him.” 

And like.

That would never happen?

Ever?

But she doesn’t have another phone so how can she call the shooter and stay on the phone with the cops.

So Ted Bundy gives her his phone. And she talks to the shooter in one ear and the police in the other because why the fuck not. And somehow the shooter doesn’t hear the other phone even though they’re right there.

But he hears her talk to the other phone.

And they get to the school.

So she runs out of the car, with the Uber driver’s phone. And just leaves with it. And he makes no effort to get it back.

And then they ripped off Homeward Bound and had the other kids get out of the school and just as they’re welcoming the white dog and the cat and telling the boy that the golden retriever was old and couldn’t make the journey, her son comes loping out!

Also, they stressed 5 people in the room: shooter, her son, 3 non-brunette children.

But when they get saved, it’s 4 other children (including 2 brown haired boys) and her son AND the shooter so I guess they couldn’t count?

And then the cop in charge of everything calls her and leaves a message like, “I heard you were reuniting with your son. Apparently I was not at the school doing my job and no one intercepted you taking your son when he should have gone to the hospital to be checked out. Grats.” 

This movie fills me with such visceral rage. It’s so dumb. 

[rawmeknockout]

j,,, just anything with fallout4 nick valentine and that metal bo d im desp erate

//probably OOC shorry//

01 + a total monster in bed. I’m talking stamina for hours. Granted, he can’t really orgasm, but most of his pleasure comes from seeing you reach over-stimulation and whining for him.

02 + can fuck with you with a completely straight face. His fingers are buried in you and he doesn’t fuckin break a sweat. Bastard.

03 + okay look i know nothing about fallout other than some of the characters but i can see this guy being real romantic. you’re out going about your business with him as your partner and then he just turns to you and starts going on about how beautiful you are and how you’ve brought true feelings into his life and then he just walks away like it’s nothing come back here with my heart bitch.

04 + he always knows just what to say since he’s seen it all. he may not always be good with emotional situations, but he’s great at finessing his words into making you feel better.

05 + maybe it’s a carry over from his past but.... he gets a little heated over sheer clothing. just being barely able to see your skin makes he need more.

06 + two hands: one for gun, the other for holding

07 + he’s really bad at taking compliments when it comes to you. he still doesn’t understand what you could see in him. he’s eternally grateful for you and would never shove you away! but part of him wonders if he’s what’s best for you,,, then he remembers there’s much worse lmao

08 + sexually sadistic. will tease you for hours because he likes the way you’ll whine with exasperation.