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autistic-demon · 3 months ago

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I have the problem where I am on my phone at night and am drifting off but my fingers are still hitting buttons. So this has resulted in me accidentally, blocking people, unfollowing people, following people, starting a post, reblogging a post, liking a post etc etc. Which makes it very awkward to have to re-follow long time mutuals . . . like sorry I was passing out and you were in my line of fire.

#the demonics.txt #its so embarassing #I've also dont it on twitter #I accidentally muted someone and it took me a month to figure it out

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autistic-demon · 22 days ago

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On the bright side the "you survived a near fatal crash with a semi truck" sex hits like crack

#The demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 3 months ago

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Everyone wants music to be personally relatable to them nowadays, what happened to listening to a new song and figuring out which blorbo it's about?

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autistic-demon · 3 months ago

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People will complain about toxic fandoms and then unironically go to church

#athiesm #the demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 6 days ago

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My favorite part of the bedtime routine is telling my partner that the shadows in our room are fucked up and then spending a few minutes tracking down what's casting weird shadows so I can fall asleep.

#I need it to be the same #No changing the angle of the little light on the printer #That throws off the whole room #And then I don't sleep I stay up till 2am writing fanfiction #The demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 1 month ago

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Anyone who says Charles is a mouse instead of a cat is basically telling me that they think he will be submissive to Lewis next year. It's that serious for me.

#its really too late for me #idk what level of brainrot this is #the demonics.txt #you are saying you have no belief in his killer instinct #or his ability to have cat ears #which is a death penalty worthy crime for me

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autistic-demon · 2 months ago

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If you think about it when you're having sex with someone an orgasm becomes a group project

#the demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 2 months ago

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There has got to be an easier way to get cum out of hair

#Not complaining but COME ON #The demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 3 months ago

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Mutuals who post too much about being sad and single are getting shipped together

#i don't make the rules #the demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 4 months ago

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Sex is dangerous because you can start being like "this will take 10 minutes" and then it's 2 hours later somehow

#The demonics.txt

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autistic-demon · 4 months ago

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fuck sciatica, this is a sciatica callout post, it's problematic

#the demonics.txt #fr I just want to lay down

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