#the definition of an oasis

[deerspherestudios]

Small(or not) what if scene 👀 What if Mushroom Boy didn't have the ability to hypnotize people, but just read their minds???

Like an AU where his powers are different? I'll indulge since the scenario does seem interesting! 🍄

If Mychael didn't have hypnosis but instead read minds under cut:

Mychael's hypnosis is pretty much his main go-to for survival. As a pacifist (or at least he tries to be) the fastest way to de-escalate a hostile situation is throwing a hypnosis blanket over the threat and make them docile/non-aggressive. If it has a mind he can manipulate why go about it any other way? And keep in mind it's a one-way street. He can feed thoughts into your head but the only way he knows it's working is you reacting externally like with your words and actions.

But suppose he can't manipulate minds but only read them? I think it would shift his entire personality. Knowing people's true intent and what they think of him would change his survival behavior. Instead of placating the threat directly and just force people to accept his presence (albeit under mind control), he'd have to adapt on the spot more often.

He'd have to say and act in whatever way that would earn others' trust enough so they won't hurt him, or just turn and run if he feels like they're out for his blood. He'd be more manipulative, less open and honest, and wear several more masks than he already does now. He'd never give away that he knows what you're thinking at any time, since that's basically his only tool to survive so he wouldn't give up that information easily.

And I imagine after hearing "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" over and over and over every single time he meets someone new, he'd just accept nobody wants him at all. So would he even begin to yearn for company? Absolutely not.

This was a really fun scenario so I made a quick doodle just highlighting their main mindsets:

[ohw00w]

that fact that Vida is taller than Mychael is still crazy.

[drivebypainter]

“Then why do you draw, Fujino?”

[alkaseltza]

liam gallagher of oasis in “whatever” (x)

[beforethepoison]

“I’d say, ‘You’ve heard ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’?’, and they’d say, ‘Of course’. I’d say, ‘Look it’s me, let us in. I can play you a tune. I robbed some stuff, I took a lot of drugs, but I’m all right’.” - Noel Gallagher talking to God in the gates of heaven

[hyperblue]

thinking about tim singing along to his "90s-early 2000s dad" playlist while driving his kids to school bc it used to calm them down when they were little

wendy now pretends that this is embarrassing, but she still lightly stomps her feet to the rhythm and she secretly knows all the lyrics; jackie is so used to it that when he gets his own car on his 17th birthday he starts doing the same thing (even the songs are exactly the same; it actually helps him focus while driving)

every time kon happens to ride with them, tim purposefully puts on more love songs just to be able to flirt with kon with his eyes only, and every time kon is like "dude you're driving and we have kids in the back, i really can't blow you rn" (only with his eyes, too)

[liesmyth]

Is there an Oasis incest primer? I need to know the lore so I can explain it to someone beyond "vibes rancid, divorce evergreen (unless???)

thank you for asking! here's a primer. here's a quote from it

The Gallaghers have spent the past 25 years in the public eye being REALLY FUCKING WEIRD about each other. There's a lot of kissing and groping, both on and off stage. There are a lot of really loaded quotes about each other, a lot of emotional investment, and then we have the incest jokes.

the calls are coming from inside the house

edit: cannot believe I almost forgot this

[noandneuron]

I fking hate you noel gallagher.

[telephone-junkie]

Oasis captured at Manchester Airport in May 1994

[bibliosims]

landgraab.

[deerspherestudios]

Does Michael know how babies are made?

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(´･ω･`)::

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(＿＼＼ ﾐ)/::

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/／ ／::

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(I won't sleep if I don't know)

Like,,,, human babies? Vaguely.

He opened a book about it and decided he didn't like what he saw and slammed it shut forever.

[jawhole]

morrissey: sweetness sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head sweetness sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

noel gallagher: 📝📝📝

[alkaseltza]

liam gallagher of oasis in “whatever” (x)

[todays-just-a-daydream]

in absence of a reunion noel interview i'm going back to revisit the great gallagher thaw of late 2014/early 2015 to try to make some sense outta these strange reunion times we are in now.

i've been really curious about this time period for awhile and stockpiling posts with the intention of assembling them in some kind of chronological order. still not quite sure what i'm looking at but it's a bit like find the edge pieces of a puzzle and snapping them together for a frame. you can get a vague idea while understanding much of the pieces are missing to complete the picture. most notably noel is giving interviews at this time while liam is mostly out of the public eye entirely.

assembled them in the queue and looking at them in order now and getting a bit choked up by what we have. even factoring in the normal album press cycle, noel's interviews have noticeable outlier moments during this time. charting his uncharacteristically relaxed calm fondness to emotionally raw moments when mentioning liam, it does look like any attempt at a truce all goes south within a months time (mid february to mid march 2015). coincidence it’s when dead in the water is written and the chasing yesterday is released? of course it’s not lost on me it also is at a period of nostalgia with the 20th anniversaries of their first two albums and part of the buzz about a reunion driven by stone roses reunion. but in the course of the entire feud it sticks out as different. and suggests noel was more invested in a reconciliation than he’d ever be willing to admit.

queuing them up now. when they're done posting i'll link them to the chronological list below to access them easily.

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2014/2015 gallagher timeline

2014 february : beady eye cancels coachella gig, manager splits 21 october: "we're on good terms." 25 october: "beady eye are no longer." ?? october: "don't give up"

17 november: in the heat of the moment released (do the damage bside) 31 december: "i think liam should make a solo record"

2015 12 january: ballad of the mighty i released (revolution song bside) 4 february: "i’d write him a few songs. i've got a few songs lying around that he'd be good at singing." (also takes a dig at beady eye) 20 february: "[liam] sends me cheeky texts from time to time." (interview) 25 february: "we're alright. i'm a bit concerned that he's starting to grow facial hair....family is family, you don't have to patch it up do you?…blood is thicker than mud." (interview) 26 february: dead in the water writing 28 february: recording dead in the water live at RTÉ 2FM radio studios in dublin (after dying of the light which airs 2 march with a live interview)

2 march: chasing yesterday released 14 march: "keeping it in the family" lg tweet with nghfb pass 21 march: "you're already ruining my day talking about him" 24 march: "liam is a very angry man still and as long as he's angry we won't be friends i'm afraid" 2(?) may: "can't be arsed" + lg tweet goad 7-11 may: "busted" lg tweet (in response to AA interview)

11 may: riverman released (leave my guitar alone bside)

26 july: liam playing bold in a pub (video)

28 august: lock all the doors single (here’s a candle for your birthday cake bside)

21 september: noel wishing liam a happy birthday 5(?) december: "and maybe one day you know we will get back together" (video)

[coolxconfused]

Unfortunately I don't like the empty room on the cover of the Definitely Maybe reissue. The photographer Michael Spencer Jones originally suggested the empty room for the back cover and another outtake of the album photoshoot feat. the band for the front cover - this would have been way better! This reissue should celebrate Oasis and Definitely Maybe, but sadly the empty room is giving depression. Plus the longer I look at the photo of the empty room, the more boring it gets.

Michael Spencer Jones hasn't revealed which particular shot he suggested for the cover, but it's safe to say that there are so many beautiful photos of the band which would all have made a wonderful alternative cover

[starshapedoasis]

Knowing what I know now, Noel Gallagher, I forgive you for this. 😔