#the definition of an oasis

[deerspherestudios]

Small(or not) what if scene 👀 What if Mushroom Boy didn't have the ability to hypnotize people, but just read their minds???

Like an AU where his powers are different? I'll indulge since the scenario does seem interesting! 🍄

If Mychael didn't have hypnosis but instead read minds under cut:

Mychael's hypnosis is pretty much his main go-to for survival. As a pacifist (or at least he tries to be) the fastest way to de-escalate a hostile situation is throwing a hypnosis blanket over the threat and make them docile/non-aggressive. If it has a mind he can manipulate why go about it any other way? And keep in mind it's a one-way street. He can feed thoughts into your head but the only way he knows it's working is you reacting externally like with your words and actions.

But suppose he can't manipulate minds but only read them? I think it would shift his entire personality. Knowing people's true intent and what they think of him would change his survival behavior. Instead of placating the threat directly and just force people to accept his presence (albeit under mind control), he'd have to adapt on the spot more often.

He'd have to say and act in whatever way that would earn others' trust enough so they won't hurt him, or just turn and run if he feels like they're out for his blood. He'd be more manipulative, less open and honest, and wear several more masks than he already does now. He'd never give away that he knows what you're thinking at any time, since that's basically his only tool to survive so he wouldn't give up that information easily.

And I imagine after hearing "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" over and over and over every single time he meets someone new, he'd just accept nobody wants him at all. So would he even begin to yearn for company? Absolutely not.

This was a really fun scenario so I made a quick doodle just highlighting their main mindsets:

[ohw00w]

that fact that Vida is taller than Mychael is still crazy.

[drivebypainter]

“Then why do you draw, Fujino?”

[alkaseltza]

liam gallagher of oasis in “whatever” (x)

[beforethepoison]

“I’d say, ‘You’ve heard ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’?’, and they’d say, ‘Of course’. I’d say, ‘Look it’s me, let us in. I can play you a tune. I robbed some stuff, I took a lot of drugs, but I’m all right’.” - Noel Gallagher talking to God in the gates of heaven

[hyperblue]

thinking about tim singing along to his "90s-early 2000s dad" playlist while driving his kids to school bc it used to calm them down when they were little

wendy now pretends that this is embarrassing, but she still lightly stomps her feet to the rhythm and she secretly knows all the lyrics; jackie is so used to it that when he gets his own car on his 17th birthday he starts doing the same thing (even the songs are exactly the same; it actually helps him focus while driving)

every time kon happens to ride with them, tim purposefully puts on more love songs just to be able to flirt with kon with his eyes only, and every time kon is like "dude you're driving and we have kids in the back, i really can't blow you rn" (only with his eyes, too)

[oacest]

Feb 1996

you can tell from the writer's tone he thinks liam's a entitled rockstar diva when really he was just a dumbass momma's boy with neurodivergent hangups about looking messy 😇

[heyvs]

[liesmyth]

Is there an Oasis incest primer? I need to know the lore so I can explain it to someone beyond "vibes rancid, divorce evergreen (unless???)

thank you for asking! here's a primer. here's a quote from it

The Gallaghers have spent the past 25 years in the public eye being REALLY FUCKING WEIRD about each other. There's a lot of kissing and groping, both on and off stage. There are a lot of really loaded quotes about each other, a lot of emotional investment, and then we have the incest jokes.

the calls are coming from inside the house

edit: cannot believe I almost forgot this

[noandneuron]

I fking hate you noel gallagher.

[telephone-junkie]

Oasis captured at Manchester Airport in May 1994

[deerspherestudios]

Does Michael know how babies are made?

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(I won't sleep if I don't know)

Like,,,, human babies? Vaguely.

He opened a book about it and decided he didn't like what he saw and slammed it shut forever.

[thejuvenilem]

I'm tidying up a closet and I came across my long forgotten box of cds. I totally forgot that I have some gems, including definitely maybe, be here now and as you were. I took these photos very quickly so sorry if they are all shitty, I'll take better photos when I have more time.

[bibliosims]

landgraab.

[alkaseltza]

liam gallagher of oasis in “whatever” (x)

[jawhole]

morrissey: sweetness sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head sweetness sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

noel gallagher: 📝📝📝