#the dad glasses tho

[raccoonfallsharder]

˚₊‧✶ headcanons & imagines ✶‧₊˚

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various guardians of the galaxy headcanons, minifics, drabbles, asks, imagines, and fan art! most are sfw and/or fluffy, and most can be read platonically or romantically. any that are nsfw are notes as such. back to main masterlist.

✶ ask | ‧₊˚ minific

general headcanons ✶‧₊˚

˚₊‧✶ how rocket views sex work (spoiler: positivitely) [NSFW] ˚₊‧✶ rocket & occasional post-sex feelings [NSFW] ˚₊‧✶ quill & innocence/optimism ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nebula (2014) in endgame ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & quill were scooped together ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ cinnamon roll peter quill continued ˚₊‧✶ rocket, lylla, & drax; comfort post-xandar ‧₊˚ [related: drax & lylla symmetry] ˚₊‧✶ rocket's dad-glasses ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's lifespan ✶ ˚₊‧✶ how the bowie got its name (threaded convo with @mrwolfhare) [minific] ˚₊‧✶ how mantis names the abilisks ✶ ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ mantis' friendship with rocket [threaded with headcanon 12] ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ mantis & drax & what parenthood means ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ why did thanos snap half of ALL life? (convo with @mrwolfhare) ˚₊‧✶ rocket is smarter than stark ✶ ˚₊‧✶ the bowie's construction/smarter than stark pt 2 (convo with @leresq) ˚₊‧✶ rocket's movie & television tastes (see follow-up ask, what if rocket finds the mcu movies?) ˚₊‧✶ raccoon sensory perception [ANGST] ˚₊‧✶ a new addition to rocket's library of mocking endearments ˚₊‧✶ eidos-rocket's goatee ✶ ˚₊‧✶ eidos-rocket headcanons with an SO (for nonnie) [SFW & NSFW] ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's tail in the nanosuit ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's use of medpacks ✶ ˚₊‧✶ not really a heacanon but some of the reasons people resonate with rocket ✶ ˚₊‧✶ universal translators (how they work, etc) (threaded convo)

imagines ✶‧₊˚

˚₊‧✶ rocket needs comfort food (creamy chicken fajita pasta nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket reacts to string cheese (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket steals your espresso beans (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 1 (nonnie) [fuck fatophobia] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 2 (nonnie) [fuck fatphobia] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket on birthdays (@lilfoxay) ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & coloring (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & origami ( @wren-phoenix) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & lava lamps ( @chippybritt & @thirteens-lucky-tardis) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ bedtime rituals of rocket raccoon pt 1 [THREAD] ˚₊‧✶ rocket responds to you having an anxiety attack (hickey-nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & sudoku, crosswords & word-searches ( @hyperjorts) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & hanayama puzzles (nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket sings (nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ what if rocket finds the mcu movies? ( @mcsquared789) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ music and rocket & adam, pete & jason ( @leresq) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket goes on a road trip with wanda (for @hibatasblog) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ petting rocket till he purrs (wholesome nonnie & @whitedragoncoranth) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket "fixes" your car (@urbanfox197) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ ᯓ⋆｡°✩practice: an eidos-rocket minific [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket enjoying pop culture [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket loves drag [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚

fanart ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nova corps pt 1 ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nova corps part 2 (with what if? nebula) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & being a decent fuckin person ˚₊‧✶ chonky winter-fur rocket on fron (it fucken wimdy) ˚₊‧✶ rocket stuck in deep snow (string cheese nonnie) ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket needs/hates his anxiety jacket ˚₊‧✶ rocket & his pjs (bedtime rituals of rocket pt 2) *may be a bit spicy/nsfw? ˚₊‧✶ bathtime rituals of rocket raccoon (@mrwolfhare) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & origami (from the above imagine) ~ (@wren-phoenix) ˚₊‧✶ you give rocket an otter stuffie ‧₊˚

see more rocket raccoon fan art by me ✶‧₊˚

[incomptentartist]

old man Lucifer!!

[d00msd4y]

HHhOLDSS YOU AT GUNOPOINT(affectionately) I nOGICED THAT SCOURGE SAID HE WANTS HIS MOTHER NEEDDDD MORE LORE ON POTENTIAL MAMAS BOY SCOURGE COUGH UP TJE INFORMATION, STINKY/j /pos

My scourge didn’t hear nor see much of his mother, but that didn’t stop his efforts looking for comfort! Even without a mother figure hes still a hardcore mamas boy

Also some extra stuff about him :3

[crowcrash]

the slow decline into fear and paranoia that engulfed bluestar at the end of arc 1 that lead her to completely losing trust even of her closest allies and religion all because of tigerclaw’s betrayal is so interesting to me and i think about it sometimes

non filtered version vvv

[yuridovewing]

Twig and Violet concept doodles...

[angelsdean]

YELL. going thru my drafts and i forgot abt this one from months ago but it sure did give me a good chuckle just now:

my dad's couch commentary from watching 6x11 and the start of 6x12 and getting a very basic summary of all the soulless sam being a little shit / not wanting his soul back stuff (and a brief explanation of how samgirls whine and cry abt sam + autonomy re: dean getting sam's soul back): "he (dean) should've just killed his brother. end of story. not his problem anymore. then he could have his own solo show. naturalsuper."

oh dad. the samgirls would riot if they heard you say that sjdskfkd

[laugtherhyena]

Akira and girlfriend/childhood friend that she bothers constantly (in a loving playful manner, of course)

[lemonadeandlanguages]

I got new glasses yesterday and they didn't take any measurements (because apparently "they didn't need to" and "they're already in the system") and guess what!!! Everything is blurry because the measurements are wrong!!

[trans-xianxian]

being repressive and avoidant because I don't know how to deal with being mad at someone I love #weiwuxiancore

[mackmp3]

GUYS turns out i can actually do a fantastic tenth dr cosplay using just clothes i already have!!!!!!

brown pants blue button down shirt (even has brown pinstripes like the inverse of his coat) brown waistcoat, blue green brown plaid tie, and i have this really long brown corduroy coat i almost never wear but it fucks hard i swear, and a pair of sneakers like yeah!!!! i'm the doctor!!!!!!! david tennant gender!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloudbattrolls]

Show me your trolls who have physical traits/abilities in common with their lusus. I love that stuff.

[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

[chiistarri]

genshin is so stupid i need it gone im actually crying

[drewbs]

heheh i got to see the sun go dark bITCH

[angelsdean]

which one of you made a “which spn character would you snog” poll?? bc my dad saw it on tumblr (he has an account apparently) and I asked him who he’d pick and he said. he said “the gilmore girls guy” 😫😭 this poll is tearing my family apart. i gotta disown my dad now 😔

[ozymoron]

i need middle aged man in the summer time swag