#the curse of being right about bobbie and naomi is knowing that nolden is a package deal and thus | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

doolallymagpie · 1 year ago

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role-reversed version of That Page in caliban’s war where it’s bobbie’s “lizard brain” going apeshit over holden but it just sounds like your average tumblr bisexual talking about blorbo from her shows

#sorry for reminding you that that page exists #the curse of being right about bobbie and naomi is knowing that nolden is a package deal and thus #thinking about that damn page. danathan and tymothy why’d you write that.#I could’ve shipped those three in peace but you had to do that #the expanse #bobbie draper #james holden #the best I came up with is something like #he looks like if they tried to make Jonathan harker at the boy band factory #she’s gonna feed him soup and get rid of those dark circles under his eyes and ride him like Paul revere but the British won’t be coming ;)#(look I wanted the same level of crimes against words and our eyeballs)#alternately look at how people talk about 70s Peter Falk on here and switch the names. that’s what it sounds like.#that’s Bobbie being ravenous for Jimbo. talking about him like he’s a beloved little detective she’s gonna stick in her pocket.#considering how disheveled CW-era holden was it’s…not the worst comparison honestly #I could see her thinking ‘he’s kinda weird looking….oh no he’s Kinda Weird Looking 😳😳😳’

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