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tvckerwash · 8 months ago

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the noncanon s9 trailer as a whole is very serious, but the idea that wash and maine would have gotten their asses beat by sim troopers on multiple occasions had the outposts not been first established until after the break in is unbelievably funny. these big bad freelancers are more interested in fucking around and goofing off during what is supposed to be a Very SeriousTM simulation exercise and it comes back to bite them so hard, and yall already know that the other freelancers would make sure they never lived it down.

#the absurdity of a *spartan and a **former odst whom are the unsc's best soldiers getting rektedTM by the worst of the worst not once but #twice is already funny. but what's even funnier is imagining it happen to all the other freelancers at least once #like tex wyoming and florida have all canonically been taken out by sim troopers alongside wash and maine so its only fair that if canon wa #slightly different that that would be the running gag of pfl #*maine being a spartan and **wash being an odst are hc's #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #agent maine #no but all the freelancers are making fun of wash and maine bc 'haha omg losing to sim troopers lmao'#but then it happens to north and south. and ct and wyoming. and york and lina. and all wash and maine have to say with the smuggest faces #known to man is 'not so funny now is it?' and from that moment they all silently agree to never speak of these dark times ever again #the counselor and the director are shocked speechless and deeply concerned by the fact that they all lost at some point. the data says that #that should have not been able to happen but it did. literally what are the chances. either the freelancers are the unluckiest ppl to exist #or the sim troopers are the luckiest ppl alive and neither option is good lols #peak 'project freelancer was a mistake' moment right there #not t/oaru #mine

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