#the coloskull secret exes agenda

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Colonnello: You took love advice from Skull, kora?

Reborn: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Colonnello.

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[texting]

Skull: I shoulda listened when Mammon refused to stay in this safe house

Viper: Not to say I told you so, but I told you so.

Tsuna: What happened?

Skull: mice are having sex in my walls :(

Colonnello: slut shaming :(

Reborn: Ungrateful.

Colonnello: like ok sex negative… are u christian now?

Reborn: It’s their home too.

Colonnello: tattletale

Skull: the mice are fucking AND now I’m getting heckled

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[after walking in on Lal and Colonnello making out]

Tsuna: Wait, wait, wait, is this happening?

Lal, rolling her eyes fondly: It's happening.

Viper: About damn time.

Skull: But it won't always be this nauseating, right?

Colonnello: Suffer, bitch.

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Lal: We need a plan.

Skull: Going in and beating him up isn’t plan enough?

Colonnello: Lackey, she’s right. I mean, she’s always been right before, what’s different about now?

Lal: Why, thank you.

Skull: Nello and Lal, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S—

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[in the group chat]

Skull: what should i get at ihop

Tsuna: pancake combo

Colonnello: sucked dry

Reborn: killed

Skull: alright.

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Colonnello: This isn’t fair!

Skull: Life’s tough bitch, get a helmet.

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Reborn, tutoring Tsuna: If Lackey has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives you 4-

Colonnello, who was nearby: [to Skull] Why do you have so many bottles of dish soap?!

Skull: Mind your own business!

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Skull: I brought reinforcements.

Bermuda: You brought Tsunayoshi-kun?

Skull: Um… no, but I brought the next best thing.

Colonnello: Hey.

Bermuda: Colonnello? You brought Colonnello? The next best thing would have been Lal!

Colonnello, with a goofy smile: Normally I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

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Skull: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a ten letter word for disappointment.

Verde: Colonnello.

Skull: ...Well, it fits.

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Verde: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Colonnello: Yes.

Verde: I was hula hooping. Skull and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Colonnello: Oh my God.

Verde: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Colonnello: Why are you telling me this?

Verde: Because no one will ever believe you.

Colonnello: You sick son of a bitch.

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Colonnello: Don't let Skull fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Tsuna: No way.

Skull, to Colonnello: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Colonnello: Bermuda and Jaeger? I don't see it.

Skull:

Colonnello: Oh, God, now I see it.

Skull:

Colonnello, distressed: Lackey, I can’t stop seeing it!