#the child’s name is Derek and he goes by Foxtrot as a code name
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“You’re leaving your students alone?” Asks the bartender to Mr. Lancer.
“Yep. They can handle themselves. Besides, birds have to leave the nest and whatnot.”
“Right, but we’re in Gotham.” The bartender notes.
Mr. Lancer just shrugs.
“Your students are going to die.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened” Mr. Lancer notes nonchalantly. He’s used to the towns dead jokes, considering their various undead residents. Not that the bartender knows that.
“Look, man, I know we serve criminals and unsavories. We don’t usually care about the law that much. Hell, I’m a bartender here, and I’m only nine years old.”
“Nine years old, and you make a mean Shirley Temple”
“Thank you sir. The point is, your levels of neglect are so bad I’m almost tempted to report you to Batman.”
“Almost?”
“He’d try to adopt me, sir, and I don’t wanna go around wearing short shorts and kicking the joker. He’s terrifying.”
“Fair point, kid. Hey, that gives me an idea! Maybe I can get my problem students adopted by Batman. Then they’ll be out of my hair.”
“Excuse me, sir, but you’re bald.”
“It’s an expression.”
DPxDC #16
Lancer could not believe his senior class won a writing competition. He is very proud of them though. The students were to write about something supernatural, the kids just wrote about a prior trip to the Infinity Realms. The prize is a tour of WE.
The most crime-ridden city in America, what a great place to win a trip. But since these kids have to deal with ghost attacks Lancer isn't concerned for his students, he is concerned for Gotham. His students are not to be taken lightly. Add to that fact, they are all armed to the teeth thanks to Danny Fenton who perfected his shrinkable weapons.
(using my idea about jewelry-style shrinkable weapons from #13)
Before the tour of WE, there are several hours for the class to kill. Lancer makes sure all their trackers are working before releasing them into the wild *cough* I mean allowing them to explore. The trackers are a cute charm individually styled to the students. Lancer needs a break... he ends up at the Iceberg Lounge.
Wes grabs his skateboard off his necklace and immediately sets off to find the Riddler, He wants to see how well he can do. A few other students go with him.
Danny since entering Gotham has been bombarded with spirits and wants to find a certain Red Hood and thank him for his services to the dead. Sam takes her electric scooter off her chatelaine and goes off to find Dr. Pamela Isley. Sam's a hardcore fangirl. Tucker goes off to find a coffee shop to hole up in and play Doom.
The A-listers go off to shop.
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