#the chances of zeff killing zoro’s dad are low. but never zero

[hylianane]

Zoro: Yeah, my old man was killed by pirates when I was little.

Usopp: Oh that sucks man, I’m sorry. (pause) Hey so do you know by any chance which pirate crew killed him

Usopp and Luffy: (dont say Red Haired Pirates PLEASE please dont say Shank’s pirates thatd be so awkward for the love of god PLEASE god)

Zoro: I don’t remember the name, they didnt really announce themselves. But they had a really stupid jolly roger, like a duck with a hat or something

Usopp and Luffy: Phew

Sanji: