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dialovers-translations · 5 years ago

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Diabolik Twitter ー Kanato Sakamaki [2017 Compilation]

–> This post includes all tweets posted on the official Rejet Twitter account for Kanato Sakamaki (@DiaLoverKanatoS) in 2017.

Shuu l Reiji l Ayato l Laito l Subaru l Ruki l Kou l Yuma l Azusa l Carla l Shin l Kino

January 4, 2017

> Snow bunnies

--> Japanese children will often make little bunnies out of snow. Decorating them with little red beads for the eyes and usually leaves for the ears.

> I made some

> I destroyed them

> My fingertips are cold

January 20, 2017

> Tomorrow I’m heading out with Ayato

> It’s been a while since we went somewhere together

> If I recall correctly, I suffered quite a bit last time

> Time time, I’ll outwit Ayato for sure

January 23, 2017

> Shiritori

--> A Japanese word game in which you say a word that begins with the last syllable or kana of the previous word.

> Risu (squirrel)

> I’ve lost interest so I’m ending it here

February 8, 2017

> You just wouldn’t show up, so I have gone out of my way to come

> What do you hope to achieve, making me wait like that?

> ...Aren’t you going to answer my question?

> You’re far too cheeky for a toy

> I’ll make it so you can never talk back to me again

> Both your soul and body already belong to me

> I’m the only one who can make you cry, the only one who can tease you

> Please make a promise. That you’ll never leave me

> Fufu, such a good girl

> You are my own personal doll, forever

February 13, 2017

> I can’t believe you did not get me any candy as a souvenir

> This leaves me with no other choice, I’ll have Reiji make me some

February 14, 2017

> I’m lucky today

> Since it was brought to my attention that a large amount of chocolate has been spotted at the Mukami household, I was able to get my hands on plenty of chocolates.

> I won’t need to worry about sweets for quite some time

> Now I just have to wait for Ayato to get back and steal his chocolates

> Every piece of chocolate in this world belongs to me

February 16, 2017

> ⚰️🔪⚰️🔪⚰️🔪

> Subaru’s noisy

> He’s shouting father’s name

> I really am the only sane person in this household

> I’ve been put in a bad mood

March 3, 2017

> You’re so persistent time after time. I’ll do as you say, so please don’t bother me ever again. (@Azusa)

> I’ll only say this once. I won’t forgive you if you fail to hear it

> Please look only at me, remaining by my side forever

> I can’t promise I will love you...But as long as you remain obedient, I’ll treasure you

> I’m exhausted

> Besides, it’s unfair for me to be the only one having to do this

> If you don’t share your confession of love within the next five minutes, I will make the picture you’ve been hiding behind your coffin public here. (@Kanato)

> 3 minutes left (@Subaru)

March 14, 2017

> I’ve got my hands on the magic potion “sadistify”

--> The potion is called ドエスニナール which literally reads as ‘do esu ni naaru’. I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a pun on the phrase ドSになる or ‘to become a do-S’. xD

> I’ll promptly mix this potion in with the cookie batter.

> I think I’ll gift it to everyone as a present

> I’m sleepy...but first I’ll drop by the Mukami’s

> Just hurry up and open the door! (@Shin)

> I especially went out of my way to visit you guys’ home. Isn’t it messed up for you to ignore me (@Shin)

> 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

> If you won’t eat the cookies I made, I’ll burn this manor to the ground (@Shin)

> Today was kind of enjoyable

> Come to think of it, I still haven’t said anything to you, have I?

> You’ve had all these people speak ill of you, yet you still seem satisfied, you really are the worst

> I don’t care about you if you’re going to seek after others

> I’m tired. Goodnight.

March 30, 2017

> This has nothing to do with you, Kou

> I have a much cuter face. Please don’t use such a plain-looking kaomoji (@Kou)

--> Kaomoji are Japanese emoticons. Kou in particular uses them a lot in his tweets.

April 17, 2017

> There’s no way I’d help out at a takoyaki booth

> I pushed it all off on Subaru

> They were selling mini castella cakes so I’m eating them

> The doves nearby are staring at me. I definitely won’t be giving them any

April 26, 2017

> One of my favorite plushies got torn

> Even if I have the familiars sew it back together, I don’t have enough cotton to stuff inside

> There was a reasonable amount of cotton in the living room so I’ve solved my problem

> Once you get fixed, I’ll take good care of you again, okay?

May 23, 2017

> I took my time typing out a message, but Ayato deleted it

> Unforgivable

> Do you still not understand that no matter how much time you spent by my side, it still isn’t enough? Just hurry up and come to me. #LoveLetterDay

> Now all the candy in the world belongs to me

June 16, 2017

> I’ve come to pick up my 5-tier cake at the cake shop

> For some reason, the shop clerk congratulated me

> I don’t understand

> Is this an extra? There are two figures made out of sugar standing on top of the cake

> These dolls wearing a tuxedo and a dress...They’re not very good

July 14, 2017

> For once, I share Laito’s opinion

> I hate studying

> I take back what I said

August 17, 2017

> I ate a chocolate banana

> It was sticky and disgusting

> Next up I’ll try the soft serve

September 6, 2017

> Laito told me that if I were to act like an older brother in Reiji’s place, I would never get scolded again

> That’s why me, Laito and Ayato have decided to become the older brothers of this family

> Once Reiji comes home, I’ll make him do all the chores until he collapses on the floor like a dirty rag

> Today is looking to be a very fun day

September 27, 2017

> This is the worst

> The pudding I put in the fridge has disappeared

> Whoever the culprit may be, I won’t forgive them

> Why do I have to get scolded?

> Who do those people think they are?

November 16, 2017

> I’ve decided to participate in the obstacle race

> If I have no other choice but to participate, I want it to be sweet and delicious

--> I was confused at first because there is nothing ‘sweet’ about an obstacle race, but I found out by reading some of the other tweets that one of the obstacles is having to eat some candy before you can proceed.

> Of course, eating candy is my main goal.

> I wonder if the powder on it is sweet as well? I’ll give it a try while I’m at it

--> Spoiler. Azusa was in charge of choosing the candies, and he used shichimi-spice so those candies are going to be very hot.

December 25, 2017

> It’s difficult to enjoy my candy like this

> I don’t need this stupid scarf

December 27, 2017

> Cut out the crap!

> You belong to me, don’t you? Then why won’t you listen to what I say!?

> I won’t let you say you don’t know

> You were just talking to someone else, weren’t you?

> Please don’t lie! Do you think I’ll comply if you try and soothe me like that!?

> You are an idiot, so no matter how many times I tell you, you never remember

> Even though you are mine

> In that case, I’ll have no other choice but to force you to remember

> Come on, let us head to the torture chamber

> Whenever we go there, you instantly become obedient

> Are you happy? Of course you are. You’ll get to be punished by me after all

> But I’m tired of it

> I wonder if I’d feel better, if I were to kill you with my very own hands...Fufu

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #kanato sakamaki #diabolik lovers translation #kanato2017

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stitchedstatic · 5 years ago

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10 questions thingy

I was tagged by @idv-ask-intertwined-fates to answer these questions from here(I felt making a new post was for the best- I don’t think I’ll be tagging anyone in these since I fear tagging peple and I’m stuck for questions anyways wheeze)

1) What scares you the most?

With how I get while in hospitals, I’ll have to say those. They genuinely freak me out and I am. Not good with needles in the slightest-- (I say, having Nikola as an OC DSGFHSG)

2) Which fictional world do you want to be in? (E.g: Underwater City, Outer Space Living, Magical World, etc.)

Somewhere with magic, I suppose... I really liked how diverse the place was in No Game No Life (but, I could do without the creep factor the anime carries... euck.). It’s hard to say when I’d rather it be like fiction invading reality in weird ways, that’s always been a favorite of mine XD

3) Who is the most dearest person to you?

I hope he doesn’t mind me tagging him here but- @toastycabbage is the best partner someone like me could ask for! I’ve known him for years and years and he’s made me laugh so many times. I really feel like I can be myself around him. Jae’s also super helpful and it’s reassuring to know that we have each other’s backs.

I can’t put it into words how lucky I am to have him by my side and how much I love him so much... He’s my moon and I’m his sun 💙💜☀️🌙

4) What food do you really hate? and why?

Fuck. Sauerkraut. I haaaate it because every year it’s supposed to be tradition that we eat it for good luck in the new year, yet it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. Too sour.

5) What animals that symbolizes you the most?

I always say a bunny, but maybe a mouse would work. Something quiet, easily startled, and tiny. That sounds about right for me.

6) If you can, what is the one thing you wish you can have?

Right now a Switch sobs- but I guess more long term... I guess having some sort of stability would be nice. I stress out a lot and knowing that everything would be OK would really make it easier to sleep.

7) Are you ticklish?

That’s... an odd question- but yeah? I don’t recommend tickling me though, I hate it.

8) What is your most favorite food flavour? (E.g: Vanilla, Chocolate, etc.)

Cookie dough! OK, if that doesn’t count, then vanilla or mint. Maybe even birthday cake or bubble gum... anything sweet!

9) What show that made you cry really hard/the most?

Usually it’s god damn Kamen Rider. I don’t know which one really hurt me the most, but I know Den-O and Build did a number on me. orz

10) What is your favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe! It’s so sweet~ I also love cherries and peaches! I bet some folk are waiting for me to say apple bc of Alec LMAO

#;;the og post got WAY too long for my tastes i hope you dont mind DFGFHGJ

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alj4890 · 6 years ago

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Pet Names~Fluffy Friday

(Thomas Hunt x Amanda *oc*) (Maxwell Beaumont x Nadia Park)

For @krsnlove , because you wanted a double date between these couples a while back. And guess what? It's in the city we can't escape from 😂

A/N Taken from my And Then I Met You storyline. Borrowing characters from Choices: The Royal Romance, Perfect Match, and Red Carpet Diaries.

@walkerinfolkvangr @alleksa16 @penguininapinktuxedo @blackcoffee85 @stopforamoment @fullbeaumonty @cocomaxley @darley1101 @hopefulmoonobject @krsnlove @annekebbphotography @gibbles82 @bella-ca

"When I mentioned spending a week in New York, I meant on our own." Thomas said when they walked into the suite. Amanda had already dropped her bag and was at the window, looking out over Central Park covered in snow.

"Then you have learned your lesson. Never mention a trip in front of the Beaumont's." She smiled as he grumbled while taking the bags to the bedroom. "You should look on the bright side."

"Is there one?" He asked returning to the living room.

"They plan on spending the majority of their time with Damien and Nadia's cousin. Which means alone time for us. Lots of alone time." She closed her eyes when he came up behind her, wrapping her in an embrace.

"That is exactly what I wanted to hear." He said in between kisses along her neck. His hands pulled her closer against him causing her to recall the bad news.

"They want us to meet them." She felt him pause in his caress.

"When? Where?"

"Rockefeller Center." She walked quickly to the bedroom as she muttered. "Now."

"Now! We only arrived a few minutes ago." Thomas stalked after her. Amanda had two of their suitcases on the bed, the very piece of furniture that he had planned to use differently mere seconds ago. He watched her pull out a change of clothes for herself, involving too many layers for his plan. She then picked through his clothes until she found his scarf, a thick sweater, and gloves.

He frowned at the items handed to him. "We don't need all of this if we are meeting them and going to dinner." He realized she had yet to say what they were doing. "Amanda." He nearly growled. "What did you agree to do tonight?"

She poked her head out of the bathroom and tried to smile. "Did I ever tell you how handsome you are in that dark green sweater? With the burgundy scarf, you..." He crossed his arms and cocked his eyebrow as her voice trailed off.

She stepped out wearing bright blue sweater with her leggings and sat down on the bed to put some boots on. She pulled her hair back into a ponytail and it hit him what they were doing.

"No. This is not how I am spending my first night after being apart from my wife for nearly a month." He walked out of the room and sat down on the sofa. He heard her sigh as she followed him out. "It's only for a little while." She sat on the arm of the sofa and tipped his face up for a kiss. He pulled her into his lap and deepened the kiss. She drew back a couple of inches and tried again. "If you go and try to have fun, then I promise to keep you warm." Her smile was flirty and, as hard as he tried, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Fine." He sighed and in a blink, he had her on the sofa with his body covering hers. "This is how I expect you to keep me warm." His deep voice followed by his weak in the knees kiss caused a shiver to run down her back. He reluctantly pushed up and put the sweater on with his coat. He helped her with her jacket and took her hand as they left.

"Do you not like ice skating?" She asked.

"It's fine." He shrugged his shoulders. "I haven't been skating in years. We shall see how well muscle memory works."

She couldn't help but notice that he seemed even less excited than usual going on a double date. "Thomas, I know you. You usually aren't thrilled when we are asked to go on double dates, but not to this extent. What's wrong?"

They stepped outside the hotel and began to walk toward their destination. He wrapped his arm around her and finally explained. "Each time we are out with Maxwell and Nadia, they become quite, how do I say this?" He didn't want to be insulting, but really it was--

"Nauseating?" She offered.

His dark brown eyes shot down to her in surprise. She really was perfect for him. She smiled and pulled him closer when he snuck a tender kiss.

"It's those pet names they give each other." He shook his head in disgust. "The later it becomes, the more names emerge from their mouths."

Amanda laughed. "Believe me, I know. I've heard it pretty much since day one." They walked another block in companionable silence. As her mind wandered, an idea came over her. "Thomas!"

"Hmm?"

"What if we showed them what it's like?" Her mischevious smile caused his own to flirt about his lips.

"Let's."

______________________

"How's that feel, little blossom?" Maxwell finished tying the laces of her skates and watched her shake her feet.

"Perfect as always, my precious cinnamon roll." She kissed him and looked about for Amanda and Thomas. "Oh there they are!" She waved her arms to get their attention.

"Do you think we can actually say these names without either laughing or physically gagging?" Amanda whispered as she waved to the couple.

"It will be worth each embarassing second if it cures them of saying these around people. We are aiding society in never having to hear Maxwell referred to as her "wittle bitty hippo with abs that don't stop" and she as his "dreamy sugar cookie covered in hot loving sprinkles".

Amanda cringed hearing those particular names. "I forget about those."

"If only I could." Thomas muttered

They rented their skates and sat by Nadia and Maxwell. Thomas knelt in front of Amanda and gave her a wink as he pulled her boot off. She smiled at him. "You are so sweet to help me, snicker doodle."

Nadia blinked and looked up at Maxwell. He seemed just as surprised.

"Anything for my sweet little slice of baby cakes." He managed to keep a small smile on his face as he uttered those ridiculous words. He noticed that the names were already causing a reaction. Maxwell appeared to be slightly ill listening to them.

Soon, they were ready to hit the ice. The four started out together, each doing rather well at remaining upright.

"Looks like your muscles remembered, Mr. Cutie Patootie." Amanda was somehow able to have a syrupy sweet look of adoration on her face as she gazed at Thomas.

He smiled down at her. "It probably helped receiving a kiss from you, sugar lips."

Maxwell coughed in embarrassment. "Er, uh Nadia and I are going to try racing. Right babe?"

She nodded so hard her knit hat nearly flew off. They hurried off toward another area of the rink. Thomas let the laugh out he had been struggling with. "Cutie patootie?"

Amanda was nearly crying with her own laughter. "Don't even go there Mr. Hunt. When you referred to me as a slice of baby cakes, I nearly threw in the towel."

He led her over to the railing and smoothed some strands of hair back that had escaped her ponytail. The back of his fingers caressed her cheek when he realized something. "We never use pet names of any sort."

She thought about it and shrugged. "I suppose we don't." Her hazel eyes looked up into his. "Why? Does my bunny boo need a name?"

He snorted. "No. Please stop." He cupped her face and struggled to kiss her while chuckling as she mumbled. "How about honeybuns?"

When they both calmed down, he took her hand again and pulled her along. "It doesn't bother you?"

She shook her head. "I have daily evidence that you love me without the use of an embarrassing endearment. Does it bother you?"

"No. I feel the same." His brow furrowed. "I'm not even sure what I would call you. I certainly would not pick a silly name."

"I'm rather fond of how you say my name. The tone and way you enunciate it changes with the paticular emotion you are feeling." She noticed his soft smile form with her words.

He squeezed her hand. "I love hearing my name from your lips. Something about it ruffles my senses, especially in your breathless whisper."

Her cheeks turned a brighter red with his words. He nudged her and redirected her attention on the couple they were in the midst of torturing.

Amanda took her phone out. "I found some others we can use when they return." They both looked at the list and divided them up between them.

"What do you think is up with them?" Nadia asked as they observed Thomas and Amanda's odd behavior.

"Maybe they haven't had a lot of alone time lately. With Thomas doing reshoots in Hawaii and Amanda globetrotting with meetings and checks on her estates, I think time got away from them. I know how much they miss each other when their schedules conflict with one another." Maxwell shuddered as he thought of hearing more of their weird pet names for each other. He loved seeing them so happy together. But seriously...they need to get a room if they were going to continue saying those names.

"I guess we should be grateful they don't act this way every time they are with us." Nadia wrapped her arms around Maxwell, smiling up at him when he tightened his grip around her. She kissed him sweetly. "Let's get this double date over with as fast as we can, snuggle bug ."

Maxwell grinned. "As you wish, angel pie."

"Here they come." Thomas whispered. "Ready to lay it on thick?"

Amanda winked at him. "Always, Dr. Sweet Cheeks."

He sputtered and shook his head as she patted his back. His eyes teared up as he suppressed his laugh. He should have known she would take this task and run with it.

"Here is what I was thinking we could do before calling it a night." Nadia was nearly bouncing on the ice. "How about a carriage ride in Central Park and then going to Serendipty 3 for something to eat?"

"Can we eat first, blossom? I am dying for something sweet." Maxwell pleaded. His lips pouted, causing Nadia to wrap him in her arms. "Of course, pudding pop!" They turned to the other couple to see what they thought.

"Works for us." Thomas replied. "Doesn't it, gorgeous" He went blank for a moment trying to remember one of the ridiculous names. "Vixen?"

Amanda nodded. "I'm starving. Let's get these skates off." They all sat on a bench and began unlacing. Thomas offered to help Amanda. "I've got it," She smirked and quickly kissed him. "Thank you, Lord Kissing-ton."

Maxwell and Nadia groaned simultaneously. Their eyes widened and they covered their mouths as they stared at one another.

"Something wrong?" Amanda asked innocently.

"Yeah, um my stomach is really not feeling too good." Maxwell clutched it and hoped Nadia would play along. She hopped up and immediately took action. "Oh no! Again? Let's get you back to Kai's apartment so you can lay down. I'm sorry we have to cut our date short."

"No problem. Take care and hope you feel better soon." Thomas waved them off and Amanda promised to call and check on him tomorrow. As they watched Nadia and Maxwell sprint away from them, they collapsed back on the bench.

"I can't believe we pulled that off." Amanda said as she looked at the website one more time. "And I never got to use Sexy Dumpling of Love. Wasted opportunity."

Thomas took her phone away from her and zipped it in his coat pocket. With his arm wrapped snuggly around her, he took her on a carriage ride for a little moonlight on the snow romance. They went on to Serendipity and pretended not to see Nadia and Maxwell ducking behind menus in the back of the restaurant.

After filling up on spicy wings and nachos, they shared the famous frozen hot chocolate while simply enjoying being together. Their fingers found each other's and tangled as they talked about what they had been doing while apart. When the waitress came by to see if they needed anything else, they paid and left quickly so that their friends could finish eating while sitting upright.

"Oh thank goodness they didn't see us! I don't want them to think we no longer like hanging out." Nadia whispered. "I think we need to think twice about going on dates with them again."

"Agreed. We need to really think about it if they have been apart for a few weeks. I'm grateful they didn't see us." Maxwell shuddered as he motioned to the waitress for the check. "I don't think I could take another round of their pet names. What if they had become more graphic?" The waitress walked up and smiled.

"It was taken care of already." She explained.

"Taken care of? By who?"

She handed him the receipt. There was a message written on the back.

Thanks for spending our first night in NYC with us. Hope you have a wonderful trip. Tell Damien and Kai we said hello.

Much love to you both,

Captain Spanky and Sex Kitten

XOXO

#choices trr #the royal romance #choices pm #choices red carpet diaries #thomas hunt x oc #maxwell x nadia #maxwell beaumont #thomas hunt #fluffy friday

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heartfullyferal · 7 years ago

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Sentence Starters - Oran High Host Club

1. It must be hard for you to be constantly looked down upon by others.

2. So tell me what kind of guys you’re into: The strong silent type? The boy Lolita? The mischievous type? Or the cool type? Or maybe, you’re into a guy like me.

3. I’ve been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a host club.

4. I will drink this coffee!

5. I don’t really like bunnies.

6. People always say I’m dripping with good looks.

7. So you’re a girl?

8. I know, I’ll just call everyone dude and bro now.

9. You don’t seem to have a problem when we play doctor at home.

10. It’s payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast.

11. Did you happen to see where the pervert doctor was headed?

12. I am going to marry the boy in this photo!

13. Why does everyone insist on referring to us as husband and wife?

14. I didn’t bake these cookies for you, you phony prince

15. Do you want me to put you over my knee again?

16. Besides, who hasn’t fantasized about twins?

17. I'm okay with anything as long as it doesn't harm me.

18. That's enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals.

19. I'm sorry, but who's mama?

20. I have no problem with ________ having a homosexual relationship on the side.

21. I want to hear the story about when you saved the queen!

22. Let's go to my place and play video games all night long!

23. I want you to make up and go halvesies on this cake!

24. Here darling, your boxed lunch.

25. I don’t care if my boxed lunch is in an embarrassing heart shape! I will eat it!

26. You gotta be kidding! You mean you guys were faking it this whole time?!

27. Twins with too much time on their hands are the devil.

28. What’s wrong little boy? Did you come to my palace in search of something?

29. You look more like the carp that swim in my pond at home.

30. So I am a carp!

31. That’s not fair! A little kid like you isn’t supposed to have a cool older friend like him!

32. Are you a crossdresser?

33. You’re too macho for tea sets.

34. Put this brat in isolation!

35. Why did you put me in a cage all of a sudden!?

36. I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy.

37. What’s up with this place, it’s supposed to be a music room?

38. I’ve assessed the situation; we will infiltrate the elementary school.

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overhaulbids · 7 years ago

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Do you realize that your 600 word essay is ten sentences? That's like 100 words per sentence! Novel's are about 250 words a page, so you basically have 2.2 pages of ten sentences. Am I just crazy, or crazy right? Your description is fine, but for the love of god -- "Use. More. Periods."

What Should I Do?!?!?!? I Found 3 Baby Bunny'S And I Need To Know Anything About Them I Should Need To Know About Them!

Feeding Like children, bunnies will overeat if given the chance. Don't give your rabbit unlimited pellets. He needs only 1/4 cup of pellets per 5 pounds of body weight each day. Look for high-fiber content (18% minimum) and low protein content (14% maximum) pellets, and avoid "mixes" that contain dried fruit, nuts, seeds, or beans. It is also very important to give your rabbit unlimited amounts of timothy, oat, or grass hay. Hay aids in digestion and is the most important part of the bunny's diet. Alfalfa hay is too high in protein for adult rabbits; do not offer it to bunnies over 6 months old. Rabbits should also get a large handful of fresh, leafy greens each day. Add one new vegetable to his diet at a time, and eliminate it if it causes soft stools or diarrhea. Water can be given to your bunny in either a water bottle or a heavy crock. Whichever you use, change the water daily and remember to clean the container once a week. Bunnies often act hungry, even when they're not. Remember, overfeeding leads to obesity! Treats should not be fed more than once a day, and may include a small piece of carrot, a slice of apple or pear, a few raisins, or a one-inch slice of banana. Never feed your bunny cookies, crackers, meats, cooked or fried foods, peelings, or spoiled greens. Rabbits produce both fecal droppings (small, round, dry poops) and cecal pills (soft, partially formed droppings that may appear to be clustered). The rabbit must eat the cecal pills to complete the digestive process. Rabbits who stop eating, or who do not eat their cecal pills, should be seen immediately by a knowledgeable veterinarian. Indoor Housing All pet rabbits should have a safe haven within the human home, to protect them from the elements, predators, insects, and illness. Rabbits are often kept outside in hutches like livestock, but these bunnies do not thrive in isolation. They quickly become bored, depressed, and overweight. Rabbits can live safely inside a human home if the right precautions have been taken. The bunny should have a cage or other area all to himself, where his food, water, and litterbox are located; but he should also be allowed to interact with the family and explore his surroundings when supervised. Mornings and evenings are active times when the rabbit is most likely to want to exercise. At night, he can go back in his cage. A bunny's cage should be as large as possible, with room for the rabbit to rest, move around, and sit up on his hind feet. It should also be large enough to accommodate a litter box. If the cage comes with a wire floor, it should be covered with a board, mat, or carpet remnant. Bare wire flooring can lead to a painful condition called sore hocks. Rabbits also need toys for exercise and mental stimulation. Try providing your bunny with pine cones, newspapers, cardboard tubes, untreated straw baskets, plastic slinkies, or hard plastic baby keys. Chewing on these items will also help wear down his teeth, which grow throughout his life. Do not give him chewable rubber or soft plastic items. Rabbit-proofing your house is absolutely essential, both for your bunny's safety and for your own mental well-being. Electrical cords, wires, magazines left out on tables, and even the buttons on the television remote control can easily be mistaken for chewable toys! Remove tempting items from your bunny's reach, and cover all electrical cords with shower curtain covers, plastic tubes, or wire covers (see our bunny proofing page). If there are too many temptations, doorway baby gates are perfect for blocking off access altogether. Here Dennis Hopper squeezes into a 4 inch wide space, while he is 8 inches wide at rest. If you choose to let your bunny play outside, he must be supervised at all times and restricted from areas that might contain pesticides, poisonous plants, or untrained animals. A well-trained family pet such as a dog or a cat might eventually be a fine companion for your bunny, but monitor their behavior around each other at first. Also keep an eye your bunny when he is around young children. Very young children might try to pick up the bunny, and the bunny will likely nip, scratch, or kick out of fear (rabbits usually dislike being held, but love to be petted around the ears and the top of the head). Litter Training Many first-time bunny owners are amazed to hear that rabbits can learn to use litter boxes, just like cats. To litterbox train your rabbits, start by putting the box in the area of his cage that he usually uses for elimination. Place a few droppings or a piece of newspaper with the rabbit's urine in the box so he recognizes his scent. Add timothy hay to the box to entice him to jump in and eliminate while eating. Start by keeping the bunny and the box in the cage, and gradually increase his space as he masters using the box. It is a good idea to put out numerous litterboxes while is he learning. Remember: Baby bunnies and unneutered and

What Is Best To Lay In An Indoor Guinea Pig Cage? We Were Given Two Guinea Pigs Yesterday Along With An Indoor Cage But Their Seems To Be A Little Too Much Straw In The Bottom And The Guinea Pigs Won'T Come Out They Keep Darting Off When I Put In My Hand, And Because They Are So Quick My Son Is Now Afraid To Touch Them. We Are First Time Owners So If Any One Has Any Ideas Can You Please Help

What I did to save money, as Carefresh in its self is quite expensive, I buy a large bag of pine for $17.00. I put down a nice layer of newspaper, on top of that i put 2" of pine and on top of the pine it put 2" of the carefresh. This makes a great cage, Just clean their potty spots in the corners every 2 days and put in new carefresh and the cage should last for 10 days before you have to change it totally. Guinea pigs are prey animals so it is normal for them to run when you approach the cage, when they are new to the house, some never stop doing it unless the person caring for them learns how to approach the cage properly. When walking up to the cage do so slowly talking softly.Guinea pigs have poor eyesight so they will not recognize you by sight so they need too recognize you by sound. . There is a great way to calm any guinea pig, it is called the towel trick. Go to my You Tube site and view the first up load i did called the Towel trick. Wrap your guinea pig in a towel and lie it on your chest while you are watching TV, reading a book or listening to music, guinea pigs love music. Set it in you lap while you are on the computer, my Myia loves the sound of the keyboard and purrs to it!!Carry it about the house with you as you do your day, guinea pigs adore doing your day with you. After about 2 weeks of doing this an hour a day with each one (an hour each) your guinea pigs will have bonded to you, they will be happy to see you come into the room.

What Is A Good Easy Smoothie Recipe? I Need A Good Recipe! I Like All Fruits But Please Keep It Basic.

How to make a smoothie Smoothies need a liquid base so that you can slurp it up. The most common liquid bases include various fruit juices like apple or pineapple juice or rice milk, yogurt or even ice cream. Coconut milk as a base lends a new twist in flavor. If you want to avoid a thick consistency, filtered water can also be used as liquid base. Remember to shop for the following in preparation for a homemade smoothie recipe. * Frozen seasonal fruits (or) * Fresh fruits and ice cubes. * Non fat plain yogurt * Fruit juice (flavor to match fruit selection) * A bunch of bananas (makes smoothies thicker) If you wish to use frozen fruits, cut the fruits into large pieces and freeze beforehand. If the fruit pieces are spread on a plate or baking sheet, the items will not freeze into a big lump. After the fruits are frozen, use a freezer bag or container and store till ready for use. You are all set to create a healthy smoothie drink. * Ready the tool that can aid smoothie preparation. The electric blender, hand blender, food processor, immersion blender or a smoothie maker can all do well. * Always pour the liquid first in order to avoid blender lock-up. * Add the fruits followed by chopped banana pieces, yogurt and fruit juice. * Blend briefly subsequent to adding each ingredient. * Blend well until the mixture reaches a smooth consistency. * Transfer to glasses, place wide straws * Serve immediately. Smoothie Tips * If frozen fruits are used, empty all ingredients and wait for 20 minutes. The fruits will melt and the blender will not rattle as much. * Stock full fat yogurt and the fat free version. * While using harder fruits like apple, juice the fruit first and add the mixture to the smoothie mixture so as to avoid lumps. * Preferably, consume smoothies immediately after preparation. Freeze the remaining with sufficiently large storage space, as the mixture will expand. * Frozen smoothies should be removed from freezer at least one hour before consumption. Fruit Smoothie recipe Cut 2 ripe bananas into big chunks. Take 10-14 frozen strawberries Measure 1 cup of apple juice A cup of yogurt Transfer to the blender jug in stages Blend well until smooth consistency is reached. Transfer to tall glasses and enjoy your smoothie. Toppings are optional. Strawberry smoothie recipe Measure 1 cups frozen ripe strawberries 1 medium-sized banana, cut into large chunks. 1 cup apple juice Fill the blender with apple juice. Transfer the fruits Blend and pour into tall glasses or pitcher. Top with 1 tsp vanilla ice cream (optional). Strawberry banana smoothie recipe 1 medium-sized banana coarsely chopped 1 cup cold rice milk, soy milk or skim milk 2 tbs strawberry syrup 3 tbs wheat germ (has fiber and protein) 1 cup ice cubes Few drops of vanilla essence. Fill the blender with liquid items Transfer all ingredients and blend until smooth. Pour into a tall glass Strawberry banana smoothie is ready. Banana Smoothie recipe 1 cup soy milk or skim milk 2 bananas cup plain or fruit yogurt 2 tsp honey 2 scoops vanilla ice cream or yogurt Transfer ingredients in blender Blend until smooth Serve immediately. ========================== Strawberry Banana Smoothie Recipes with Yogurt * 4 or 5 strawberries * a handful of blueberries (or any berries) * 1 ripe banana * 1-3 tablespoons of plain or thick yogurt * glass apple juice * If this is your breakfast (and even if it's not) why not add a spoonful of oats Pine Papaya Smoothie * Half a small papaya * 5 or 6 chunks of pineapple * 1 lime * 1 squeezed orange * If you like a zing of ginger, it's a great, healthy addition grate it in Classic Avocado Smoothie * large avocado * 1 ripe banana * 3-4 table spoons of yogurt * glass skimmed milk * Add a dash of honey, agave, or yacon syrup, and a dash of cinnamon Mango Mania Smoothie * 1 ripe mango * 1 ripe banana * 3-4 table spoons of plain yogurt * glass skimmed milk All Day Breakfast Smoothie * 1 ripe banana * 3-4 table spoons of plain yogurt * 3-4 table spoons muesli mix * 3 apples (juiced) or you can buy plain apple juice * 1-2 ripe figs * Add a dash or more of honey, agave, or yacon syrup To balance the carbs and add additional nutrition to your healthy smoothie recipe you can boost your smoothies with superfoods, such as green superfoods, vitamin boosters, and whey protein powders. You can use banana for those who are carb sensitive and add nuts for additional fats and protein, so start to add those superfoods to your smoothies. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Im Desperate!!How Did People Dress In The Frontier?10 Points To The Best Answer!I Promise!? ***During The 1700S*** How Did People Dress In The Frontier? What Were Their Clothes Made Of? Who Made The Clothes? Were Did They Get The Clothes (Like What Animal Or Plant)? What Did Girls Wear, What Did Men Wear? What Did Women Wear? What Did Boys Wear? What Type Of Food Did They Eat? Did They Farm Or Hunt, How Did They Cook Thir Meals, What Were The Common Foods They Ate, Did They All Eat Together, Did They Pray Before They Ate What Were Their Houses Like? How Did They Build It, Where Did They Live In, How Was It Inside, What Did They Have In Their Houses, Who Biult The Houses? What Was The Weather Like? Were There 4 Seasons? What Did They Do In Winter? In Summer? In Spring? In Fall? When It Rained? When It Snowed? Were There Earthquakes Or Hurricanes Or Tornadoes? What Was Their Lifestyle? Just Describe Thier Life What Was The Frontier Like? What Was The Area Like? What Did It Look Like? Lots Of Trees Or Lakes? Lots Of Plants? Lots Of Neighbors? Big Yards? Was The Ground Soil Or Concrete Or Grass? Each Question Is A Paragraph So I Need A Lot Of Info. This Is Supposed To Be A Journal . I Have To Pretend Im Living In The Frontier. Please Give Me A Lot Of Info! Thank You So Much For Wasting Your Precious Time On Me.

I'm going through older questions - first of all - the Frontier in the 1700s was like West Virginia, maybe Tennessee or Kentucky or Ohio. They were almost all farmers. Even the people who worked at the few trading posts were farmers also. Clothes were generally hand-me-downs as fabric was relatively expensive at the time. Many times frontier people wore leather (deerskin actually) because it was cheaper than fabric. You caught a deer, skinned it and used the deer's brain to tan the leather. Boots were expensive and were made in only one size unless made to order. Most frontier people wore Indian style moccasins. They were easy to make at home. Unless your family was raising sheep, you probably didn't have wool. If your family raised flax you might have linen, but it's not easy to learn to harvest and weave. Of course, your family would need to have a loom to weave linen, big expensive item to carry into the frontier. Learn about flax here: http://www.madehow.com/Volume-4/Linen.ht... Girls wore dresses, shawls, Mop caps, aprons: This website talks about French pioneers in illinois, but the idea is the same for English pioneers: http://www.museum.state.il.us/exhibits/a... Eastern US - climate at the time was colder in the winter than now (well, not this minute) But people felt colder because houses were a lot more drafty. No earthquakes to speak of, not until 1811. In a 4 season climate most of the living was outside for as much of the year as possible. The Swedish log cabin was being built all over the frontier by 1700. They were one room rectangular houses with a door in one long wall and a fireplace built against one of the short walls. The chimney was built of logs as well. The floors were usually dirt, but sometimes wealthier farmers elevated the house onto pilings and installed a floor. A window cut into one wall would have been covered with oil cloth or animal skin - no windows. No doorknobs, just a board that held the door closed and lifted up to open. This Website will tell you about how the cabins were built: http://architecture.about.com/od/periods... The wife would cook in her single big pot that hung on a chain over the fire. - if she was lucky she had a gridiron as well (like a BBQ grill today) that she could lay across the coals to grill on. If she was REALLY lucky her husband built her a small beehive style oven outside so she could cook bread. She usually had laid down a supply of cherished salt, sugar, flour, corn meal, pickled vegetables, and coffee into her cellar, if she had one, or stored in barrels in the house. She carefully fed her yeast starter so that she could make her bread. If her starter died, it might take her weeks to get more from a neighbor. See this Website for more on Baking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baking (She'd be proud to have her own oven, in the old country the ovens were owned by bakers and you could never be certain of what was in the bread? plaster, talc, sawdust?) The housewife was in charge of preserving the food to see them through the winter - without relying on refrigeration. She needed to salt to preserve meat, fish, vegetables (that's what pickling is), milk (we call preserved milk cheese) She milked the cows and churned butter. See this website on how to make cheese: http://cookingupastory.com/making-cheese-at-home So the wife cooks over the fireplace, which is big enough to stand up in. Uses her pot on washday to boil the laundry - made her own soap from lye. See this Website for directions on soap making: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_making#Soapmaking A bed was a bag stuffed with straw, weeds, feathers, pine needles, whatever was fairly soft and affordable. No sheets, just blankets or animal skins. Until her husband built her a bedstead, it was placed on the floor, fairly close to the fire for warmth in the winter, near the window when it got hot. Children often slept in their parents bed or up in the rafters on boards. (The rafters are the beams that hold up the roof) People tended to move indoors when the weather was bad. Winter evenings could be long. Women usually hand sewed clothes or did repairs in the evenings. The only book in the house was usually the Bible, KIng James version - but that's only if they could afford one. Women wanted to live close by to other neighbors, if you became ill, or were giving birth, you turned to other women. So your neighbors were rarely as much as a day away. You have fences around your animals to keep them away from the Native Americans. Your biggest enemy was the Indians - you didn't understand what they said, but you feared them. Grass was only common in places where it grew naturally. Your husband cut as many trees as he could - for heat in the winter, to clear the land for planting, to sell to others. The natives hated this, but you didn't understand why. You lived as close as you could to a source of water, so you didn't have to haul the water so far. Water is heavy 62.4 pounds per sq cubic foot. There was more, but the program can't take any more.

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I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I’M FEELING 22

As you can probably guess,

I am now 22 and I feel old.

like what even is life at 22?? I’m not ready to adult yet.

So my birthday is actually on the 4th but I’ve been celebrating it over the past few days. So bear with me as I release my inner ladyironchef/danielfooddiary vibes to share my birthday experiences as I listen to one of my favourite bands ever (Backstreet Boys)

1st stop : Vatos Urban Tacos.

I LOVE Mexican food and tacos and it also has a Korean twist to some of the dishes, like kimchi fries and bulgogi pork tacos. So since my family is also really big on Korean food, we had definately found the perfect match for our dinner. Food came really quickly after ordering and we even got a plate of corn chips with 2 different dips. But we had also ordered nachos so it got a little much. Overall food was great and we also ordered margaritas which were a lot bigger than what we expected, so for future customers, sharing your margarita is a better option. We were so insanely full I could barely move. Also, I got to wear this super cute A&F white dress I bought from the factory outlet mall when I was in California with a black choker and my essential pair of converse. I’m not one to dress up but I dressed up for dinner in light of my own birthday.

Received my first gift! My sisters and brother in law got me a Kate Spade wallet since my previous wallet was in such a bad shape and thanks to my BIL’s keen eye, they managed to spot this really cute wallet with a bunny in a magician’s hat. Black and gold, just like my previous one but so much nicer, and also big enough so I can slot my phone inside which is what I really wanted so it would be convenient for me to walk around.

2nd Stop: Stamping Ground Coffee

So on my actual birthday, my sister and I decided to go for breakfast at one of the cafes nearby so we could finally try their breakfast and also because I didn’t have school in the morning. I had the avocado toast and it’s literally a whole avocado on the plate, seasoned with sumac which is an interesting choice of spice since sumac is not as popular but brings out an interesting flavour to the avocado. Oh and it’s also topped with a sous vide egg which is layman’s hipster cafe terms is actually a poached egg. Eggs and avocado go really well together and together with the sourdough toast (which was less than the slices of avocado on my plate) ended up being pretty filling so no complaints there!

Had some lunch at home before heading to school for the most boring class ever. Received 2 bags of famous amos cookies from Gavin and a little note. I guess by now everyone knows my obsession with chocolate chip cookies and Gav was sweet enough to get me two knowing how happy it would make me. True friend right there!!! Got home and helped to cook dinner which didn’t exactly turn out the way it was supposed to but still tasted good overall. My sister and brother in law came over for cake afterwards. And ended the night watching an episode of Boy Meets World.

3rd Stop: GoroGoro steamboat and buffet

So my uni friends asked me what kind of food I wanted to have for my birthday dinner and recently I was thinking about steamboats so I took the opportunity to get my dose of steamboat. So today after school we headed there for dinner and it was pretty ok! considering we got some soju and some other stuff they ordered. They gave me a birthday card and a cake but we were all too full for cake haha. Stayed way past the time we were supposed to leave but since nobody chased us out, we stayed and talked about all our crazy funny moments as a squad and reminisced our America trip.

So I just read the card they wrote for me earlier and my squad is seriously so funny. 3 out of 7 of them said something along the lines of “I hope you find yourself and Indian boyfriend soon” HAHAHA THANKS GUYS. And all of them told me to be more confident as all. So thankful for these guys who have seen me through my extreme insecurities, insane American trip moments, indecisive and timid situations, difficulties through school and happy crazily stupid moments in school. People who have really made going to school more bearable. Thank you guys soooooooo much!!!

4th Stop is at Brawn and Brains tmr with my long time best friend and I cant wait for more good food and good company to make my birthday week even more exciting than I planned.

Which reminds me, I made my dream cake for myself!! We were initially gonna order a speculoos cake but then realised that the bakery was closed and even though Singapore has MILLIONS of cake people, whether home bakers or from an actual bakery, they are all pretty expensive and so I decided that I would never want to pay for a Unicorn cake so even though I initially agreed to a simple cake, making my own cake would be the best option. I had no problems making myself a cake although it sounds quite sad, it actually isn’t. For someone who wants to have more experience baking cakes and decorating, doing my own cake just seemed like the best way to have another own in my portfolio and keep myself occupied. Which it really did. So I tried a new recipe from Sorted (which did turn out a little dense but still a good cake) with 4 layers of 6″ vanilla cake with alternating layers of pastry cream and speculoos feuilletine fillings, covered in vanilla swiss meringue buttercream and piped flowers as the unicorn’s mane. Usually, the horn and ears are made of fondant, which I am not a huge fan of so I decided to go fondant-less. I made myself a cone from paper and painted it yellowish/gold and attached toothpicks to it so the paint would not touch the cake directly. the ears were made of halved figs which I absolutely loved the idea of having since the inside of the ears are perfect to replace the ears. It also gave the cake a different touch.

To anyone in Singapore reading this, if you are looking for slightly cheaper handmade cakes, do contact me as I try to build up my repertoire and gain experience and provide you with a great cake!

to finish up, I’ve had great food with more to come, great cake and great company to spend my birthday with and I’m glad things worked out well, Thank you for the gifts and wishes

On a side note, I’m quite sad that Disney has decided to cancel Girl Meets World because it was such a great show with such fun and relatable characters, teaching kids valuable lessons and giving them something to relate to. Even for me at 22, I can relate so well to Riley with her naiveness and fun side. Oh well, I hope kids find another show to relate to as I continue with 7 seasons of Boy Meets World, which is even better and the original idea of the show. Only thing is, it makes me miss my best friend wayyyyy too much, and I hope I get to see her in a few months time because being miles apart sucks. The Shawn Hunter to my Cory Matthews, the Maya Hart to my Riley Matthews and the Cristina Yang to my Meredith Grey.

#gituuuu

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