#the breach of it (attacking kett and preventing go now quickly) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dmclemblems · 2 years ago

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i bet the reason bk attacked my cat again three/four years later is bc he thought there was a warranty on how long he had to go not attacking him and he thought that warranty was expired so he did it again

joke’s on him, tibarn said it wasn’t

#every time he tries to hurt blue kett someone stops him #has he just not realized the earth and nature itself has a protective veil over him?#has he just not realized it was not meant to be?#has he failed to see that everyone loves the blue kett and will not allow such a blasphemy?#bk rly opened his villain dictionary after por chapter 11 and read:#an engagement by the insured party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions shall be fulfilled #the breach of it invalidating the policy #and he was like hmmm okay #an engagement by the insured party (blue kett)#that certain statements are true of that certain conditions shall be fulfilled (go now hurry!)#the breach of it (attacking kett and preventing go now quickly)#invalidating the policy (''one of the perisoner's'' get out of bk kill free pass go collect 200 gold)#and realized he could not breach the policy set forth by world renowned mastermind jokester birb #lest he face the hammer of cat justice far earlier than the end of the sequel war #the thing abt the hammer of cat justice is that no armor is impenetrable to it #so no goddess blessing was gonna help him if that hammer came down to smash him and turn him into a black ant #mind you red ants are more persistent than black ants and harder to kill #which is why zelgius hides in red armor bc he knows he's less likely to be killed if he's a red ant today #a black ant is easier to spot too bc he's so infamous and recognizable and tellius peta will come for his ass #if he's a red ant nobody will realize he's also the black ant #but he messed up when he thought the warranty was expired and tried to attack again bc that warranty never expires #so now he's not safe bc both black and red ant have tried the same thing and it gave him away #ranulf was like shit man i had this one black ant try to get me once before and you just did the same exact thing #that's hella sus and i might have to confer with my people (boyfriend) that i think you're an imposter #also what would happen if we tossed a red ant in armor out of the airship?#and then tibarn comes in like we'll have to wait and see bc before we toss him out into space i have to get you #a special free ride with yours truly back to safety bc he revealed his true colors (black ant) when he attacked you #later janaff was asked to spy on red ant and lost his shit when the red ant grew in size and turned black and warped #to the enemy ant hill and fought as a black ant but then shrank himself and turned into red ant and went back to other enemy ant hill

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