#the boys get beamed to Equestria

[kirwell]

SPEEDPAINT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uF7SLyLTYo&ab_channel=LizzieLass

"…SAAAMMMM!" *stunned pony noises* --- When you've been rewatching Supernatural and you're also into cute magical ponies.. I don't see a lot of this fandom combo, at least not in the fanfic department, even though I feel like it would work SO WELL together lmao

This was so much fun drawing wtf.  First time doing crossover shit- I really never do it, but I'm kinda into it now. Translating their human traits to pony bodies was challenging,, like the hairstyles took forever! It was fun figuring out the cutiemarks and tryin to make em unique. I thought Sam's should be more centered about being a lore nerd, and Dean's with monster hunting. I wanted Dean to be kinda fluffy lookin, an adorable bean, to contrast with his personality. A cruel cosmic joke. mm, and pony Sam is a stud I,,, I got so many headcannons built up for this crossover... If legit ANYONE is into this, I might post em. I mean,, I might post em anyway, otherwise its just gonna sit in my head gathering dust --

Art (c) me (LizzieLass on DeviantArt) Reposting my stuff from DA cause it's dead over there rip.

[shares-a-vest]

Prompt: Mean Girls (Discord Drabble) "i'm on a bit of a writing hiatus" i say as i write something that is definitely not a drabble and want to write more of...

"What in the hell are you two doing?"

Steve and Robin turn in unison to find Erica standing on the other side of the front counter, one hand hovering over the bell, the other holding My Little Pony... Something.

And Robin is smart enough not to attempt to guess which outing in Equestria the younger Sinclair sibling is going to gallivant into this weekend.

"People watching," Robin shrugs.

"But..." Erica begins, giving Family Video a sweeping glance, "The store is full."

Robin tents her fingers, "The store might seem busy, my young friend. But we have entered, Limbo."

She wiggles her fingers in Erica's direction, but the kid swats her away.

"Meaning?" Erica asks.

"The store is filled with people who just got off work on a Friday Night," Robin explains, propping herself up on the counter with her elbows, "Lonely souls. Boys and girls getting ready to impress on Movie Date Night. Sleepovers. R&R time... Sensual adult – "

"Please do not finish that sentence," Erica interrupts, recoiling.

"Boom!" Steve beams, clicking his fingers before jotting a point on their inventory list-turned-scoresheet, "Penny from the Pharmacy just picked up a copy of Friday the 13th."

"Wait!" Robin yelps, rushing to her best friend and crowding him against the computer, "How could you have possibly guessed that?"

"Because she's dating that dickhead from the dry cleaners," Steve states as if it's totally obvious, "And he only rents horror shit. Plus, Friday is..."

He raises a brow expectantly, leaning into her side.

Robin sighs.

"Friday is Date Night."

"And yet, you lose," Steve teases and honestly, Robin wants to donk him on the noggin with their stupid clipboard.

Smug bastard.

"Can I be served!"

Robin snatches back the scoresheet, certain that Steve must be cheating. He cannot possibly have a perfect score!

She turns back to their demanding customer and finds Erica craning her neck to get a look at the clipboard.

"If you won't let me join in, that is," she adds with a challenging pout.

"Sure," Steve says, breathing down Robin's neck now, a grin evident in his voice, "Can't be any worse than Rob, here."

Robin swiftly elbows him in the stomach on her way to pick up the scanning gun.

She waves it around for a moment, carefully searching for the perfect candidate and soon settles for Scott Clarke.

"Mr Clarke..." she declares, slowly raising the scanner with an Ellen Ripley level of accuracy.

"Easy," Erica shrugs, "Mr Clarke is a boring nerd. I bet he watches documentaries in his spare time, on a Friday night, like a boring nerd."

They watch as Mr Clarke does, indeed, meander to the store's (very small) Documentary Feature section.

"Wait!" Steve panics, yanking back the clipboard, "I didn't have that."

"Oof..." Robin hums, pointing the scanner at her best friend and making a kapow noise.

[ask-iamnotanalicorn]

Previous: The Nightmare Moon Timeline

The Tirek’s Reign Timeline

After Nightmare Moon’s return and battle for the throne, Princess Celestia and her protégée, Princess Cadence, subdued the maddened alicorn and managed to imprison her. Celestia had no time to celebrate not having to re-banish her sister for another thousand years; she went into a deep study, searching for the missing key that would activate the Elements of Harmony and free Luna of the poison darkening her mind and feeding on her ancient wrath. Princess Cadence and her husband Shining Armor took over running the throne of Equestria, giving the sisters time to find a solution and reconciliation. She is a wise and fair leader, despite her youth, and the uneasy country began to settle.

But with Celestia so distracted and Cadence not yet trained in monitoring the ancient dungeon of Tartarus, Tirek made his escape unnoticed. He was more cautious now than in his last quest to steal Equestria’s magic: the theft of a few ponies’ magic here, the emptying of a lonely hamlet there. Rumors of a magical plague and a strange monkey-horse creature who ate magic were all Cadence and Shining Armor had to go on, and they and the Royal Service were baffled by this creature or affliction that struck and then vanished again and again. Panic began to spread through Canterlot as more and more ponies on the outskirts of the city reported their magic stolen.

By the time word of a magical plague and centaur sightings reached Celestia, the only pony present who would recognize the significance, it was too late. Tirek had gained enough magic to come into the open and make his attack. First Cadence and her husband and guards fell, unprepared for what they faced. With Cadence’s alicorn magic combined with the many ponies’ he had stolen, Tirek defeated Celestia in spite of her best efforts. And lastly, ignoring her spitting invectives, he drained Nightmare Moon, as well.

With such potent magic flowing through him, Tirek’s lust for more power grew worse than ever before. He set out to steal the magic of every pony and magical creature in Equestria - and there were none who could hope to stop him. 

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In the town of Featherhorn, there lived a young stallion with his parents, brother, and sister. He was a perfectly normal pony... or he would have been, were it not for the wings and horn he was born with. He got on alright - he had a few good friends and a supportive family, a love for his work and a faith that sustained him – but there were a number in the town who disapproved of him. He was the butt of many jokes and accusations, and often distrust. And the cultists who carried on in town caused trouble and made things worse for him, since he got the blame. He found it more and more tempting to stay out on the road, plying his trade and absorbing the confusion of strangers better than he could take the dislike of his own neighbors.

One day while the stallion was home, the town received word that a monster was coming. The monster had stolen the magic of the princesses, and now he was a giant, rampaging across the land and stealing the magic of every pony he found. He would soon be upon their town, and there was little time to flee - for who could run faster than this massive monster? Were they all doomed to lose their magic, and worse, their marks?

There was a small chance: a system of caves where they could hide, deep enough that the monster might not find them. But there was not enough time to get all the townsponies out, especially the sick and old; they could already hear the creature’s thundering hoofsteps on the horizon. If only they could distract it somehow, or slow it down... but who could hope to even do that much with a monster so powerful?

Nopony expected the young stallion, the alicorn imposter, to speak up:

“What if he believed there was another alicorn?”

The plan was dangerous. He would need help; handicapped in both flight and unicorn magic, he wouldn’t be able to fool the monster for long on his own. Few were willing - and of those who were, only a small number had the abilities that were needed. In the end, it was the stallion’s own brother and mother who helped him craft the final bits of his plan.

When the monster came upon the pony town, ready to further engorge himself with pony magic, the brown stallion appeared in the sky. He flew with confidence, bolstered by the carefully-directed winds of his expert flyer mother. His horn blazed with gold and silver light, bright as a star, aided by his magically gifted brother. And the monster believed the facade, and hungered only for more alicorn magic.

The chase lasted an hour, carefully-aimed magically bolts reflected through Sales’ horn by Pitch Black, skillful dodges aided by Pitch Forward. They had no hope of continuing the charade indefinitely, but that hour was enough; the townsponies were able to escape, hiding deep where the power-mad centaur wouldn’t find them. When at last the centaur swatted Salespitch from the sky and drained the magic from his injured body, the monster was enraged to taste such a miniscule amount. Black and Forward attempted a rescue, and were drained as well, their weakened bodies falling beside the unconscious Salespitch. 

When the monster turned back to his initial target and found the town empty of all ponies - what’s more, he could not detect pony magic anywhere nearby - his wrath burned the town to cinders. But when he returned to find the ponies who had tricked him, in order to punish them further, their bodies had vanished. 

Eventually, the monster left, continuing his rampage across the landscape. In a hollow of a tree, Pitch Black waited with the unconscious body of his mother and the severely injured body of his brother, the three of them blessedly undetectable now that they lacked their magic. But Black did not need his cutie mark to remember his driving purpose: to be there at the zero hour, when those he cared for needed him most.

The townsponies found them eventually; the father and daughter were overjoyed to find them alive. But Sales would not waken, though the best healers in the town mended his wounds. Badly injured and drained of magic, he slipped into a coma. Only alicorn-level healing magic might stand a chance of healing him, but that was lost to the monster.

But the town had been humbled. The one many of them had scorned the most – the pony who so hated being mistaken for something he was not – had taken up the very trait that caused him such trouble in order to give everything for the sake of those who despised him. The townsponies of Featherhorn vowed to protect him until he could be healed, and to keep away the members of his cult should they reappear to take advantage of his comatose state. And should he waken, they would treat him with the respect a hero deserved.

The monster still rampages. None in this group of refugees can hope to defeat him. But they have a refuge where they can stay safe until the nightmare has passed - and but for three of them, every pony and zebra has their magic. Perhaps one day, their fallen few will regain their magic, and the princesses will rise again. 

But for now, they wait. And they guard their fallen hero.

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Fun Facts About The Tirek Timeline/Art:

- Yup, you guys just got a pretty close parallel to the mysterious Tirek Incident. It obviously didn’t go down quite like this in the comic timeline, but some of the important bits are in there. We’ll eventually find out what happened. I so wanted to avoid too many spoilers, but the story wouldn’t make sense without SOME of them, so... merry early Christmas, I guess XD

- And yes, I did consider letting Sales die in this timeline. But I just can’t kill off my boy. I also snuck in the meaning behind Black’s cutie mark, I’m curious to know what ya’ll think :D

- When Tirek sucked the magic out of Nightmare Moon, he unwittingly drained out the corrupting magic that was so heavily influencing Luna and fueling her rage and paranoia. Additionally, Luna got to see her sister lose her magic while fighting to protect her from Tirek. They reconcile over this event and join with Cadence to search for the missing Elements of Harmony.

- The Crystal Empire will come around because it has to, but Sombra bides his time a bit more when he realizes there’s a GIANT MAGIC-SUCKING CENTAUR hoarding the collective magic of the entire nation of Equestria, and it has bomb-blaster beams that can level towns.

- Meanwhile, a certain race of bug-ponies are infiltrating the Crystal Empire, seeking safety from the magic-eating centaur who is just TRASHING the place for fun now that he’s got so much power to chuck around. Plus there are rumors that this kingdom was once RUN on love, and Chrysalis really wants to figure that out. There’s a whole ‘nother story in there, I’m certain, and it probably involves a few specific changelings making friends with a few crystal ponies and learning about giving love. Maybe this time, without several humiliating defeats via pony love shockwaves and weaponized rainbows to harden her pride, Chrysalis might actually be willing to give it a try herself.

- This is a timeline where the princesses DO find ponies who can wield the Elements of Harmony. Ironically, Twilight was drained of magic along with the rest of Canterlot, but her studies in magic theory and history lead her to studying ancient texts about the Elements, and one thing leads to another until the princesses meet her. Also, Twilight is a bit better at making friends in this universe since she wasn’t constantly distracted with trying to please Celestia (not that I blame Celestia for the canon events, I mean look what could have been avoided in THIS timeline!). They don’t have the special Super Power-Up box and keys, but I like to think the initial power burst of the reactivated Elements does the job on Tirek as well as it was meant to on Nightmare Moon.

- No, Luna does not get the bad magic back when her magic is restored along with everyone else’s. The Elements don’t play that game, that stuff is burned. She and Celestia go back to ruling Equestria together once this is all over while Cadance works on connecting with the newly liberated Crystal Empire and their changeling allies.

- Honestly, I didn’t expect it, but this is one of my favorite of the art pieces in regards to composition and color. I just really like how the color turned out, and the magic glows. I was rather happy to find I could duplicate the effect of Tirek’s magic illustration from the show without too much trouble. :D I also borrowed a lot of tones directly from a screenshot of the show scene. It’s really nice when art things come together!

Next Week: Discorded

[mlpdestinyverse]

“Gems and Flora”

Feat.  Astral Dusk, Terra Rosa, Eventide Twister,  Nova Spark

"S-she's really pretty..." At one point in time as a child, Astral Dusk's younger sister Eventide Twister was also brought over to visit the human world. She had a harder time adjusting to the other dimension compared to her older brother, but at the very least she got to meet Astral's friendly and pretty friend Terra Rosa. It didn't stop little Eve from hiding behind her brother or any objects in her field of vision every chance she got. That visit was Eve's first and last dimensional-hop. Like her father who was able to visit the human world once before with his wife, Eve prefers standing on all four of her hooves. And while Eve had developed an itty bitty kiddy crush on Terra, it was a short-lived one as the two never really saw each other as often as Astral and Terra did.

After the expulsion of (most) magic from the Mirrorverse, Princess Twilight tried to keep the Crystal Mirror's existence as obscure as possible, only allowing Sunset Shimmer (and eventually Astral Dusk) free passage between dimensions. But upon Terra Rosa's eager request, and after gaining Princess Twilight's approval, Terra was given permission to visit Equestria as a sort of one-week cultural field trip! After crossing dimensions, to both Astral and Terra's surprise, it turned out her pony form was that of a unicorn's! Astral would've been lying to himself if he had claimed he hadn't felt even a tinge of envy, being an aspiring researcher of gems and magical properties who couldn't wield magic himself. But Terra was having a blast with her new form, and well, that's what ended up really mattering to Astral. Meanwhile, it's preeetty uh...weird to enter a world where being naked is a norm.

While meeting her alternate dimensional daughter was surreal and rather mind-boggling for Princess Twilight, Terra Rosa was filled to the brim with excitement over meeting not only her pony-mom, but her technical half-dimensional brother, Nova Spark! Nova didn't...quite share the same sentiment, preferring to stare at Terra bug-eyed and fluffed up from behind his mother's leg. Though to be fair, having a strange energetic kid appear from another dimension and call your own mother 'mom' would be a little alarming. Just a little. Astral didn't really appreciate the distrusting glances the brat prince would shoot at his friend whenever she gushed and rambled at the three of them over the new sights around her. He especially didn't appreciate catching a soft mutter of "weirdo" from Nova when the younger colt thought no one was listening. It took everything in Astral not to trip the snobbish boy right then and there. Safe to say while Terra found her younger half-sibling adorable and huggable, Nova as a child waaasn't really about that. Weirdly enough, Astral found the boy avoiding her whenever she treaded his castle while simultaneously watching her from a distance around corners.

Terra came to visit Equestria at least two to three other times after her first initial visit! While her visits couldn't be as frequent as Astral's were to the Mirrorverse, she and Astral used the Equestrian-visits to the fullest! Showing Terra more of their world, giving her a few magic lessons thanks to Sunset, and of course...some collaborative research action~ Astral can't go one scientific project without wearing a lab coat. It's like a thinking cap, allowing him to channel his inner researcher whilemakinghimfeelreallycool,shh. Naturally, it only made sense if Terra joined in on the scientific channeling. The sessions mainly contained crazy idea pitching and aimless notes for the endless possibilities of combining flora and gems and magic. Whether they really got anywhere with their combined efforts was really up in the air, but at least they had fun~

Entering their teen years, both Astral and Terra were granted part-time jobs as junior counselors at the family camp, Camp Everfree! The job mainly consisted of assisting with activities and easing the burden of keeping track of a class of kids from Terra's father Timber Spruce and aunt Gloriosa Daisy. It was around this time that Terra managed to see old photos of Sunset Shimmer back when she and Terra's mother were high schoolers. Sunset's old leather wardrobe, as well as a childhood photo of Astral wearing a tiny leather jacket, had Terra demanding that Astral bring the leather back!! Immediately!! While Astral gave in (quietly swearing he'd only wear it indoors), Aunt Gloriosa kind of just...gave him her infamous disapproving squint. Terra always seemed pretty unaffected by "the squint", but for some reason Astral always found himself wanting to duck in a corner in the face of Gloriosa's authoritative side as head Camp Counselor.

If you haven't seen the glorious scene this is based on, please do oh my gosh. Astral wasn't sure how many hours had passed in the aftermath of the apparent war Terra had waged on the ring toss booth. Astral realized that day the lengths his friend would go for her fixations. He was left feeling weirdly exhausted, but Terra's bright beam and the hop to her step as she nuzzled her plush made it all rather worth it. Twilight and Sunset always got a kick out of seeing their kids getting along and working well together...to the utmost degree.

Welcome to "I might be feeling things for my best friend but I don't want to ruin what we have so I just won't acknowledge it and cherish things as they are" the unholy novel. Neither of them ever realized the other had the exact same thought.

[venjix5]

Malachor, the Dark Lord

"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past." -Malachor Malachor was an evil, powerful, and demonic dark tyrant born from a cosmic black mass of darkness (the same mass where Aku was born) and main antagonist of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and PPG WOL the Series. Species: Ancient Dark Entity Gender: Male Height: Varies Alias: The Dark Lord The Great Evil God Malachor the Dark Lord The Lord of Shadows The Lord of Darkness Lord Malachor The Dark Lord Malachor Master Master Malachor The Shadow Lord The Shadow King The Dark God The Dark Master The Ruler of Darkness The Master of Darkness The Master of Shadows The Bringer of Darkness The Emperor of Sorrow Dark Lord of All Darkness The Master of all Darkness and Evil Ruler of the Shadow Creatures The Dark One The Evil One The King of Evil The Ultimate Evil The Great Evil The Dark Entity The Evil Entity Hoodie Malcolm Shadows Occupation: Dark Lord Ruler of the Shadow Realm Leader of the Shadow Creatures Hobby: Causing chaos. Humiliating, mocking, and tricking his enemies. Seeking vengeance on those who get in his way. Subjecting all to his rule. Destroying everything sacred and beautiful. Slaughter, enslaving, and torturing his enemies. Scaring victims. Putting victims in despair. Goals: To rule Equestria and the Human World as the almighty being. Plunge the world into darkness. Kill the Mane Six and destroy Elements of Harmony. Allies: The Black Mass (incarnation) Professor N. Shroud Salvox Duskos Duskos The Dazzlings (sometimes) Nightmare Moon (formerly) Demon Sunset (clone) Midnight Sparkle (clone) Tirek Queen Chrysalis King Sombra Shadow Clones Servants of Darkness Shadow Creatures Corrupted Ones Monsters Other minions Enemies: Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie Rarity Applejack Fluttershy (sometimes) Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer Sci-Twi (Human Twilight) Humane Six Princess Celestia Princess Luna Star Swirl the Bearded The Three Prime Alicorn Deities Zen Aku (brother) Other ponies Other humans PPG WOL Allies: Alpha and Beta Mojo Jojo PPG WOL Enemies: PPG Aku Powerpuff Girls Bliss Voice Actor: Scott McNeil or Frank Welker Japanese Voice Actor: Takaya Kuroda or Kiyoyuki Yanada Main Theme: link Personality: Malachor is evil incarnate; he embodies the very essence of an evil overlord. Cruel, ruthless, serious, brutal, malicious, cunning, uncaring, omnipotent, blasphemous, domineering, and authoritative to all he meets, it is obeyed or obliterated with Malachor. He is truly arrogant, oppressive, temperamental, destructive, and sadistic by default, and does not take kindly to disobedience. Although he is merciless, manipulative, and sometimes generous, to say the least, he has enough of an understanding of humanity to manipulate their feelings to his advantage. This is how he manipulated King Sombra, Stygian, and Luna into becoming Nightmare Moon. Malachor is as intelligent as he is powerful, and his cunning knows little end, from taking the form of a cute boy to trick either Rarity or Twilight, or manipulating various races into serving him. He has no remorse whatsoever about telling someone he will save their village if they obey his command. Despite this, he possesses a dry sense of humor and often jokes when in a good mood, frequently mocking everyone, including the Mane 6, whenever he can and whatever he can. He is also a bit crazy. Appearances: Malachor appears to be a very tall and imposing-looking demon in a floor-length black robe, hood, red eyes engulfed with dark purple haze, large spike shoulder pauldrons. His movements has cracking, rumbling, and booming sounds like Aku from Samurai Jack. A deep droning noise was often heard around him when he appears. Origin: Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon the three mighty gods Odin, Ra, and Vishnu. During the battle, the deities' assault was fierce, and despite the entity's attempts to resist, it was almost entirely destroyed, save for two pieces flung from the whole. The two fragments drifted through space for untold time, one crashed to Earth, and other one crashed to Equestria during the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era. It is implied that this crash is the event that caused the extinction of the none-avian dinosaurs. The fragment developed over eons into an ominous forest of black spikes that devoured any who or what dared enter. Eventually the forest grew so large that it nearly threatened Canterlot, and so Princess Amore requested Star Swirl the Bearded to kill the evil at its source. Armed with a magic oil he created to strengthen his magic, Star Swirl and the princess’s cavalry rode into the heart of the forest. Once at the black lake in the forest's center, the wizard doused an arrow into the oil he had made, firing it into the black lake. Unexpectedly, the oil's magic did not destroy the evil, but had the unforeseen effect of galvanising the evil into a demonic specter form, giving it sentience and shape-shifting abilities, and thus giving birth to the dark wizard, Malachor. Malachor easily defeated Star Swirl, trapping him to the side of the tree from which Malachor spawned in order to watch as the Dark Lord sought out to destroy Canterlot and all of Equestria afterwards. The Three Deities, sensing the good in Star Swirl, summoned him to a secret place. Taking the good inside him, they forged the energies and theirs to create a mighty blade from the crystal tree deep within the Ever Free Forest, creating the Sword of Harmony: a magic sword that would be capable of harming Malachor. Armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, Star Swirl plunged into battle against Malachor. In the end, Star Swirl was victorious, but he was unable to destroy the demon, and so instead sealed him into the devastated Badlands. As he was sealed away, Malachor vowed he would one day return. After sealing him, the Sword of Harmony split into the six Elements of Harmony. Shortly after, the Princess Amore gave birth to two daughters: Celestia and Luna. Determined to learn from the catastrophe, and aware that Malachor may indeed one day return, Starswirl and the Princesses determined on creating a plan, and thus orchestrated the events that would set Twilight and the five on the path to becoming the Guardians of Harmony, thus to defeat Malachor once and for all. In the present, Malachor first appeared in Twilight’s dream as a shadowy silhouette ominously slowly turns around. During a solar eclipse, the tree form that Malachor was imprisoned in the Badlands, and dissolved releasing Malachor. Abilities and Powers: Malachor was well known for being one of the most powerful characters of the series. He had a large range and arsenal of powers and capabilities that made him almost unstoppable. He is far more powerful than Aku. Immense Dark Powers: Malachor has a immense amount of dark powers. Dark Magic: Malachor utilize powerful dark arts. Tentacle Extension: Malachor can generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Immortality: A significant aspect in the series is that Malachor was ageless and immortal. He requires no sustenance, and cannot be harmed by mortal means. Only the power of divine weapons like Sword of Harmony and the Elements of Harmony (sword form), or divine entities are capable of doing him harm. He also can bestow agelessness to others. Shapeshifting: Malachor could change into virtually any form he desired, from a giant dragon to a small insect, or even a human and pony. He was able to seamlessly change his size, liquefy himself, or stretch and expand his body. He could even replicate into clones of himself to be in numerous places at once, with his mind inhabiting numerous bodies. He typically changed into animal forms during battle, such as a scorpion or an octopus, adapting to the situation. On one occasion, he also transformed into a huge, amorphous mass of darkness that greatly resembled the evil entity he had previously once been/spawned from, and could alter parts of himself at will. He is also capable of transforming into inanimate objects. Immense Strength: Malachor possess enormous immense strength. Immense Durability: Malachor possess drastically greater durability than what is naturally possible. Supernatural Physicality: Malachor could alter his physical capabilities to virtually any level he needed or wanted due to his magical shape-shifting abilities. He has manifested superhuman strength, speed, endurance, and senses. No parameters or upper limits were established regarding these capabilities. Regeneration: While Malachor is completely resistant to most forms of attack, he is not invulnerable; items such as the Sword of Harmony or magics such as divine energy can damage the substance from which he is made. However, Malachor was able to regenerate to a large degree even against attacks such as these. These sorts of assaults tend to create large, burning holes or gashes in him where he is struck, which Malachor can close back up with effort. However, his ability to regenerate in these situations was limited. Accelerating Regeneration: Malachor can increases the rate and speed of his Regeneration as the result of the level of punishment sustained. This means that each time he is wounded and healed, this will make the speed of regeneration faster than before, and will get faster each time he is wounded and healed. Making Malachor more difficult to kill him even Samurai Jack's Sword. Magic Immunity: Malachor is unaffected/immune by Equestrian Magic in any way except the Elements of Harmony. Eye Beams: One of Malachor’s most commonly utilized attacks, this ability tends to manifest as beams of red light that typically incinerates the objects it makes contact with. It can be used either as continuous beams of red light, or as staccato bolts of energy. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Malachor can also harmlessly teleport beings to places of his choosing through this power. The beams can also slice through objects like a plasma torch, or cause them to explode. Malachor also uses a variation of this ability to restore or recreate. Hyper Beam: Malachor fires a dark purple beam and black of energy with a dark black energy around it from his mouth or hands at his enemies. For a larger beam, Malachor puts his arms in front of him and fires a huge dark purple beam from in between his arms at his opponent. He also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Claws: Malachor had razor sharp claws, which he repeatedly used in attempts in combat or murder ponies. Atmokinesis: Malachor seems to have the ability to control the weather, because when he is seen, a strong wind comes and a destructive storm cloud appears, and when he arrives, lightning appears afterwards followed by thunder. Sun Blocking: Malachor can block the sun in the sky through different methods, including darkening the sky, placing an object high in the sky that blocks the sun, creating dark clouds to block the sun, causing eclipse, etc., preventing sunlight coming down, which will kill plants over time and prevent solar-powered beings from getting their power Personal Void: Malachor possesses a portable void and space within or around his body that the can use to entrap objects or living beings. Remote Viewing: Using mystical forces in his lair, Malachor can create images on the walls or mirrors to view whatever he wishes. He tends to use this ability most often to simply watch Twilight and her friends doing some circumstances while stewing in his unhappiness at being unable to kill them. Umbrageous Teleportation: Malachor can teleport via shadows/darkness, merging into shadows/darkness and appearing anywhere else from the same element. He can even teleport himself to one point to an other in a black smoke. He uses this often for quick appearances or escapes. Shadow Claw: Malachor can project and retract razor-sharp claws of darkness/shadows from his fingertips for offensive purposes. Smoke Breath: Malachor is able to generate and manipulate black smoke within in a way that allows him to shape the exhaling of the effect. These shapes can include bursts, streams, even a mist of it from the mouth. He uses this often for quick escapes. Dark Elemental Control: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the elements of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of nature, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal elements. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of nature itself. Dark Earth Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the earth of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of earth, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal earth. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of earth. Dark Fire Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the fire of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of fire, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal fire. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of fire. Dark Lightning Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the electricity of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of electricity, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal electricity. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of electricity. Dark Water Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the water of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of water, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal water. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of water. Dark Wind Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the air/wind of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of air/wind, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal air/wind. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of air/wind. Dark Ice Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the ice of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of ice, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal ice. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of ice. Dark Fire Ball Projection: Malachor create and launch balls of dark fire. Plunder Vine Manipulation: Malachor can summon Plunder Vines come out of the ground and strike his enemies. Telekinesis: He has shown the ability to move, control and manipulate objects through will alone, even from huge distances. While using this ability, his eyes tend to flash red. Conjuring: He has the ability to create objects out of black mist. Necromancy: Malachor has been shown to be capable of animating countless dead bodies and bending them to his will. He can even revive other beings. Possession: Malachor can possess over the body of any living being, whether sentient or not, by stealing their motor functions and senses. Interstellar Travel: Malachor is capable of interstellar travel, well beyond the speed of light. Object Materialization: The ability to create objects and materials out of nothing. Corruption: One of Malachor’s most powerful abilities. Using dark magic, Malachor can manipulate humans and ponies heart or mutate normally harmless beings into monstrous versions of themselves. Corruption Aura: Malachor can surround himself in corruption energy/matter to cause a morality changing effect to everyone that comes into contact or any corrupting related effect. Corruption Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the powers of corruption to take a variety of effects on themselves or others. Malachor may take control of any darkness in the hearts of others to make them into their servants. He can even influence the corruption in a means of combat purposes, energy attacks, or corruption techniques. Absolute Darkness: Malachor is able to create a field of absolute impenetrable darkness that completely negates sight and may also dull or even completely negate the other senses. He potentially able to generate darkness so intense it can completely obliterate objects in its path. Darkness Aura: Malachor can release and surround himself in/with darkness/shadow for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable. The aura may also give him enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability. Dark Fire Aura: Malachor can surround himself in dark fire when he is angered. Reality Warping: Malachor could warp reality to an extent. He was even able to affected inanimate objects, and made them into his dark world in appearance. Dark Portal Creation: Malachor can create portals using darkness/shadows. These portals can also lead to a world of emptiness/darkness. He even able to open a portal to the Human World. He uses this often for quick escapes. Darkness Blast: Malachor releases darkness/shadow over a specific target area. Dark Energy Blast: Malachor can release dark energy over a specific target area causing great damage and/or delivering great shock waves of pure force. Dark Beam Emission: Malachor releases beams of a darkness/shadow. Dark Pillar Projection: Malachor project darkness/shadow pillars. Darkness Slash: Malachor releases darkness/shadow when slashing. Dark Reflective Attacks: Malachor release attacks of darkness/shadow that can bounce off of any surface. Darkness Bullet Projection: Malachor can fire in short sequence over a wide area. Darkness Bomb: Malachor can create bombs/explosions of darkness/shadow. Formulated Darkness Blasts: Malachor release blasts of darkness/shadow in a form of a creature or object. Dark Missiles: Malachor can create missiles of darkness/shadow. Dark Scatter Shot: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts that split into multiple fragments. Shadow Breath: Discharge darkness/shadow blasts from his mouth. Dark Wind Breath: The ability to generate from within oneself dark wind and release them from the mouth. Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can  manipulate darkness and shadows. By itself, darkness is mostly used to cloud everything into total darkness, but by accessing a dimension of dark energy it can be channeled to a variety of effects, both as an absence of light and a solid substance: one can also control and manipulate the beings that exist there, create and dispel shields and areas of total darkness, create constructs and weapons, teleport one's self through massive distances via shadows, etc. Dark Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate dark energy, usually drawn from inter-dimensional or other similar sources. It can be channeled to a variety of effects as an absence of light, a solid, gaseous and/or liquid substance that can be shaped/manifested in various ways. Unlike Darkness Manipulation, which draws from the similar source, dark energy focuses on direct, destructive and violently outwards directed aspect of the spectrum. Destructive Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate destructive energy, capable of destroying anything without leaving a single trace. Dark Shield: Malachor can create shields of varying shapes and sizes out of the darkness/shadows. Shadow Ball Projection: Malachor can create and launch spheres of darkness/shadow. Omnidirectional Darkness Waves: Malachor send out a wave of darkness/shadow in all directions. Dark Hand Blasts: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts from his hands. Darkness Solidification: Malachor can solidify or give solid-like properties to darkness/shadows with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond. Darkness Spike Projection: Malachor can project darkness/shadow spikes. Shadow Camouflage: Malachor is able to become undetectable as long as he's in darkness or shadow. Shadow Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into shadows. He transformed form is either anatomically identical to his normal form, aside of being made of shadow, in which case, it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, Malachor can transform into homogenous matter, without any part of his form being more important than the other. Malachor can assume a two-dimensional form, extend outward to become a larger shadow, blend into shadows completely, or even teleport through him. Spiritual Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate darkness/shadows formed from one's soul/spirit. Due to being comprised of spiritual power, the darkness/shadows aren't only stronger than usual darkness/shadows, but also have the power to affect one's soul in varying ways. Shadow Cloning: Malachor can create clones of himself, others and/or objects by using darkness/shadow. Shadow Swimming: Malachor can swim through any/all shadows/darkness as if they were made of liquid. Shadow Stealth: Malachor can hide within the shadows of others. Smoke Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into smoke. Animated Shadow: Malachor can transform his or other's shadows into living beings. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He even use it to make Shadow Monsters. Vocal Mimicry: He was able to imitate someone's voice perfectly. Combat Skills: Despite never having been shown to have trained at all in any form of martial art, Malachor was a very skilled practitioner of hand-to-hand combat. He is also shown to be a fairly skilled swordsman, as on one occasion where he uses his sword. Nightmare Manipulation: Malachor can enter and manipulate the nightmares of oneself and others, including modifying, suppressing, fabricating, influencing, manifesting, sensing, and observing nightmares. Nightmare Imprisonment: Malachor can trap others in nightmares. Darkness Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using darkness. Mirror Imprisonment: Malachor is able trap victims into any reflection. Crystal Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using crystals. Plant/Flora-cide. With a touch, Malachor can instantly cause plants to die. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He can also use it to make Shadow Creatures. Illusion Manipulation: Malachor can create and manipulate illusions, causing targets to see, hear, touch, smell and/or taste things which do not actually exist or cause them to perceive things differently from what they truly are. Sonic Scream: Malachor can emit/generate extremely powerful scream of a high amplitude for a variety of purposes. Enhanced Roar: Malachor is able to shout so loud that the user can blow away objects or break objects with his ferocious vocal cords which can cause vibrations.He may also be able to emit a roar strong enough to cause fear. Levitate: Malachor can hover in the air. Weaknesses: Despite his powerful abilities, Malachor has a few weaknesses. These include: Reflection: Malachor’s own reflection will reveal his normal form no matter what he has shifted to look like. Flash Photography: If a camera flashes at Malachor in his different forms, it will reveal his normal form for a short time. Divine Power: Though Malachor cannot be harmed and killed by normal weapons and attacks, even the high-tech ones, those with divine power or magic of harmony such as the Sword of Harmony, Elements of Harmony, Three Prime Alicorn Deities, Samurai Jack's Sword, and the crystal geodes or magic necklaces from Equestria Girls. 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[saintheartwing]

Undertales of Friendship: Frisk’s Bad Joke

The blue-furred Pegasi that was Rainbow Dash was hovering among the heavy cloud cover, glancing down below at one of the onlookers. The creature in question, armored fish woman Undyne, smiled up toothily as she gave a wink with her one good eye, a yellow thing with a piercingly black pupil.

"Alright Undyne! Ready?!" Rainbow called out as Undyne gave her a nod, readying her spears. "GO!"

Undyne began to lob the spears at full force at Rainbow Dash, Rainbow standing ready as the magical bullets headed her way. As they approached, she began to kick them, each one piercing a cloud and sending it flying into the pools of water below. Watching from a nearby cliff, Alphys shuddered and moaned as she watched her hero go at it, aided by a pony she found rather cute.

"Hey Alphys, whatcha doing?" A voice called behind her, making her squeal in fright. She turned wide eyed and saw Frisk and Asriel, watching the show as well. The brown-haired Asian American and the adorably white-furred goat-boy-esque monster were a charming little sight on any day.

"Ummm... .y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ou know, justsitting here and not having bad thoughts about Undyne and Rainbow Dash, eeeehhehehehe..." She scratched the back of her dinosaur like head.

"Something WONDERFUL just happened." Discord said, many miles away, looking up from his sandwich and beaming in delight.

"Sooooo... what are you doing?"

"Well, we were on our way to Zecora's to get some herbal remedies for Dad." Asriel said. "Seems Berry Punch gave him something a liiiiittle too strong last night, and he has a massive hangover."

Alphys sighed some at that, more naughty thoughts entering the dirty minded anime lover's head.

"Something even MORE wonderful is happening." Discord murmured in delight as Alphys turned as red as a beet.

"Ummm... okay... you have fun..."

Frisk chuckled. "Actually we were hoping you guys were free later, mom is making some fresh apple pie with Applejack and we all get to sample it."

Alphys smiled. "Well that is an offer I can't ref-"

CLONK! Suddenly she was hit in the head with one of the blunted spears, both Undyne and Rainbow staring in shock. "I'm good! I... just may need a doctor... or two... or ten..."

Frisk and Asriel eeped, seeing the magic spear stuck in one of the tips of Alphy's glasses, just barely missing him. They figured it might be a good idea to head to the Everfree. Nothing in there was more terrifying than a worried Undyne.

NOTHING.

Frisk and Alphys huddled together as they walked through the Everfree forest on the path to the hut where Zecora lived. They already were being watched by a timberwolf pack, and they had a hunch the only thing keeping the two of them from being toothpick treats were the flowers that bordered the path.

"Are you sure we are going the right way Frisk?" Asriel asked, shivering.

"I dunno... but Twilight did say just to follow the path..." Frisk said. Asriel hmmed and suddenly snapped his fingers.

"Here... watch this." He focused his magic, suddenly getting older, looking more like his forst form as God of Hyperdeath, except not quite as frightening. He focused his energy, lifting a finger as it glowed with a faintly white light. He smiled as he stopped, nodding in satisfaction. "That way. It isn't far." Asriel said in a deeper voice. He looked over at Frisk, then down where he stood. "Frisk! What is that?!"

Frisk looked down. All about his feet and nuzzling his skin were beautiful shining blue flowers. He never saw any like them anywhere else in Equestria, and wondered how these were so different. He really wasn't sure about flowers, given the fact that Asriel used to be Flowey, a soulless beast who hurt a lot of people.

And then was eaten by ponies for a few weeks. It got weird.

"Asriel... I got a bad feeling about this." Frisk said. Asriel nodded. "We better hurry to Zecora's place. Twilight said she knows everything in nature. Hopefully she knows something about these flowrers.

Asriel nodded, the two starting off, neither noticing that Frisk's legs were changing color...

"Do not worry, Applebloom. In my tummy I have lots of room." Decora said, stirring the massive stewpot, pouring in some more veggies.

"I surely hope so Zecora... I mean... there is a lot." Applebloom said, relaxing in the pot, massaing some of the veggies into her tummy, still hurting from the cupcakes.

"Oh I wouldn't worry about that. I could eat a whole pony and only barely get fat." Decora said, sprinking some spice on Apple Bloom. "Ahh, the right temprature for my brew. Now relax and we will see what it will do."

Apple Bloom mmmmed at the tasty smelling mixture she was in, bubbling gently thanks to the coals underneath. She could just imagine if AppleJack came in right now, seeing the plate on the table, and her sitting in the big pot.

She giggled at that. "Hey Zecora... next person that comes in, act like this is actually Appleblom Soup and not just a bath to help relax my tummy."

Zecora chuckled. "That sounds like a funny thing to do! Besides, you're TOO sweet for me to eat you!" She nuzzled Apple Bloom and added more of the herbs. "As for that pie tasting, You needn't a care, I assure you that I will be there."

As she said that, the door slammed open, revealing an adult version of Asriel, looking rather worried. Asriel's adult form looked quite nice, with a delightful black robe, the Delta Rune symbol of Monsters on the front with dazzling eyes and a well-built body...yet his face was lined with worry. "Zecora! I need your..." He paused and blinked. "Ohhhhh no. Bad enough I and Frisk wind up on the menu, now you're eating the Crusaders too?!"

Zecora and Apple Bloom chuckled, the philly relaxing in the pot. "It's not stew silly! It's an herbal bath! I had a tummy ache from trying a lot of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes, so I came here to see if she could help it."

Asriel shook his head. "Welll I need help of a different sort. I can't find Frisk!" He exclaimed, his voice getting a terrified edge to it.

Both pony and zebra went wide eyed.

"See, We were on our way here, when Frisk was feeling a little tired. He told me to go on, and I went a few steps. But when I turned around he was just...GONE. Zecora I gotta find him, I cannot even sense his SOUL, and I usually can in this form!" Asriel said, putting a hand on his robed chest, shaking his mightily-horned head back and forth.

Zecora hmmed, tapping a hoof to her chin. "Tell me all the things you did see and do, and where he is might be found by you."

Asriel related the journey, including meeting Undyne and Alphys, and running from a timberwolf... then he mentioned Frisk finding some bluie flowers. At this Zecora went wide eyed.

"So you found the cursed flowers of blue?! Oh NOW what did the Poison Joke do?"

Back on the Path, Frisk had no idea what happened. He didn't know where he was at first, but things looked so much bigger now. Worse, he could not seem to be able to move, and he felt really weird.

"Asriel? ASRIEL!" He called.

But nobody came. It was such a shame.

Wait... why did he think that way? He turned about, almost having a panic attack, finally seeing a small pool of water. But when he looked in it, he began to scream.

It was not himself looking back, but a beautiful looking rose. Thing is, the rose had a face like Flowey, and when Frisk blinked, so did the flower. He wasn't sure how but somehow... somehow he was a rose!

"Oh no...oh NO OH NO! and I am in a world of ponies where roses are...oh wait." He breathed a brief sigh of relief that at least he would not die as a flower thanks to the ability he got from the princesses. Their little gift to keep him from undue harm. But he was still trapped. Unless this was a cruel joke and in truth he could do everything Flowey could. He focused some, and tried to make some "friendliness pellets."

Instead, he made cute little hearts float about him. He was surprised by this as they drifted about him before gasping in surprise, hearing a growl behind him. He eeped as he saw it was the timberwolf from before, and in his shock he fired the hearts. With a THWOOMP they shot forth at the timberwolf...

But rather than hurt the wolf however, the thing suddenly froze, then began to act like a lovable puppy, albeit the most terrifying looking one ever, barking playfully and even rolling about like the annoying dog. Frisk was confused for a second, until he took a closer look at his eyes.

They now had little red hearts in them.

"I get it... I really did share my love." He said thoughtfully, leaning on a leaf of his thorny steam without thinking, tapping the side of his bud in thought. "Maybe I can use this to get the attention of Asriel." He mused aloud.

Almost on cue, he saw his best friend, as well as two pnies he identified as Zecora the zebra and the Cutie Mark Crusader Apple Bloom. He focused just a few SOUL pellets, as he was calling them (Meaning Symbols Of Unbound Love), and fired, hoping that one of the three would notice.

But as his luck had it... they hit Zeocra, the one who would most recognize them.

"What the...?!" She managed to get out as little red hearts appeared. She saw the playful timberwolf, and suddenly ran too it, acting very... Un-Zecora like. "Ohhh, who is a good poochie, who is a good poochie?" She siad, scratching his belly, making some bark come off, a soft sappy tounge licking Zecoras face. The other two blinked.

"Ummmmmm... what just happened here?" Asriel said.

"It must be Poison Joke! Apparently it turned Zecora into a lovesick philly!"

Asriel blinked. "But why did it affect the timberwolf.. I thought they were immune."

Apple Bloom was about to answer, Frisk readying his SOUL pellets for ANOTHER attempt, when he felt himself plucked from the ground. He "eeped" as he saw it was by a big red pony staring down at him. Oh no.

"Oh hey Big Mac!" Apple Bloom said. "Picking a flower for Cherilee? And it's a rose too, nice!"

"EEEEEEEEEYup." Big Macintosh said through clenched teetrh. Frick cursed his illluck. He would have been at just the right angle to be seen by Asriel, BUT HE WAS FACING THE WRONG WAY! The back of his head was turned around and he couldn't turn his head enough!

"Well... We gotta find Frisk... we think he may have hit some Poison Joke. If you see him on the way out, or anything that might have been him affected by the joke, let us know okay?"

Big Mac nodded, shaking the boy around some. "Eeeyup." He answered, carrying off his gift for Cheerilee. Roses were her favorite treat of all, and Frisk knew that Cheerilee would likely devour him.

Unless...

As the duo of Asriel and Apple Bloom left the forest, taking Zecora and the timberwolf in tow, the two napping next to one another on a cart Asriel made using his magic, they had NO IDEA where to find Frisk. Luckily, they soom spotted someone who could help, Twilight and Undyne walking by to go see Alphys in the hospital.

"Hey there big guy! Hey squirt! What's up?" Undyne asked, carrying some flowers for Alphys.

"We are trying to find Frisk. We hoped that maybe he was still in the forest, but no luck." Asriel said, telling the whole story. Twilight hmmed.

"Yeah, that's Poison Joke, alright. It is like poison ivy but instead of a bad itch it plays a bad joke."

Undyne groaned. "Sounds like SANS'S kind of flower... but what is up with those two?" Undyne approached, the timberwolf waking and gently licking her hand. "Heh, neat dog!"

"That's weird... Timberwolves are usually much more feirce... this one is very docile." Twilight hmmed, looking in his eyes. "And last I checked they don't get red hearts for pupils."

Asriel hmmed. "Zecora had the same thing. We thought maybe it was due to poison joke affecting them."

Undyne smiled. "Not much of a joke kiddo. I mean look at him! This timberwolf would be the perfect pet! And best of all I could train it to maybe turn into a wooden suit of armor or something?"

Everyone stared.

"What?! Happens in anime all the time, and we know anime is real right?!"

"Uhhhhhhh..." Twilight hmmed, trying to get off the subject. "Undyne is right... I don't think this is poison joke causing this. Did you two see anything else weird?"

Apple Bloom hmmed. "Well, we did see a big rose on the path. We didn't think roses grew in the Everfree."

Twilight hmmed, then went wide eyed. "Wait a sec! Asriel...this is a long shot, but YOU were a flower before... so what if-"

"You don't mean... that was FRISK!?" Asriel said. Undyne went wide eyed and began to laugh.

"Oh now THAT is funny! Little lover boy turning into a symbol of love! Now that is hilarious!"

Apple Bloom suddenly gasped. "And dangerous! Big Mac had picked it, and was going to give it to Cheerilee!"

Twilight nodded. "Then that is where we are going. Everyone hang on, I can teleport us th... WHOA!" Before she could, the timberwolf pounced her, waggging his tail and licking her face, making her laugh since it was so ticklish. Undyne smiled.

"Yeah, definately want this for my pet. But it looks like we will have to walk. Twilight, you stay with Barkbark and Zecora and-"

"Barkbark?" Asriel said, Undyne leaning close.

"YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST THE NAME." She said with narrowed eyes, the boy turned hyperdeath god shaking his head furiously. "GOOD. Let's movce it losers! To Cheerilee's!"

The three ran off, leaving Twilight with a very friendly timberwolf. She giggled as she finally got up. "Ok... sit." She said, testing.

Barkbark sat.

"Good boy!" She said. She suddenly realized she didnt have a treat besides an apple. She gulped. "Ummmm... what do you eat anyway? Besides ponies?"

Over at the aforementioned red-furred Earth Pony's home, Frisk ahhhed relaxingly as he sat in some tea. He was a little hurt when some petals came off, but was relieved that all he was going to be for now was flavoring for a special apple rosepetal tea. The local school teacher Cheerillee was truly touched, brushing some pink hair to the side before giving the red-furred, well-built hunk of a stallion that was Big Mac a big smile.

"Oh Big Mac, this is the best tea I ever had. Thank you, my wonderful Apple Pie." She said, kissing him on the nose

"Eeeyup." He said, blushing shyly. Frisk smiled at the duo.

"Sooooooo... .you're not going to eat me right? I'm not food?"

Cheerilee giggled. "Of course you are sweetie! After tea I am making my special rose and daisy cookies, it's one of our favorites."

GULP.

"Ummmm... you might not wanna do that." Frisk said, shaking his head back and forth. "See... I have this power, and if I use it, it makes some strange things happen." He warned them.

Big Mac hmmed? "Like what?"

Frisk sighed. He focused and made a couple SOUL pellets. "These. If I hit you with these you will fall deeply in love and what you do will be... well... pretty bad."

Cheerilee smiled. "Oh silly, we are ALREADY in a relationship! But go ahead, I;m curious if it can go further."

Big Mac smiled. "Hope it ain't like last time." He said, the biggest sentence he said for awhile. Cheerilee giggled remembering that.

So Frisk focused and fired... but as he did, Undyne crashed through the front door, taking the bullets head on. Frisk gasped as she sudden;ly froze, then looked at Asriel. "Well hello, handsome." She said wistfully.

"Something AWFUL is happening." Discord gasped, suddenly sitting up in his bathtub, the little rubber ducky he had on his muzzle dropping off as he cringed.

"RUN, ASRIEL!" Frisk screamed, Asriel eeping as Undyne went to embrace him. Apple Bloom was wide eyed as they ran past, the hero of the underworld chasing Asriel. Apple Bloom "oied".

"Ooooooooooh boy. Toriel is gonna be MAAAAAAD..." She said, looking at Frisk. "And as for you, Frisk..."

"Frisk? You mean.. .the flower is Frisk?" Cheerilee said, Big Mac also in shock.

"Yeah, Bro went into the Everfree, I guess to get you some really rare flowers, found the rose, and well the rose was Frisk thanks to Poison Joke, and..."

"Whoa whoa whoa..." Cheerilee said, tapping Apple Bloom. "If that is Frisk why didn't he say so?"

Frisk blushed, wilting slightly. "Well... Big Mac DID brave the Everfree to pick me,, just for you" He said. Cheerilee looking to Big Mac.

"Yeah... he did." She snuggled him. "Apple Bloom, can you take Frisk over to Twilight? See if she can cure him? But Frisk... before you go..." She began to add.

Frisk could see where this was going. "Ok...hold still..." He remarked aloud, taking aim...

"In conclusion Princess Celestia, the incident was resolved well. With the exception of the Timberwolf the SOUL pellets were extracted. Seems the timberwolf, Barkbark, is permanently tamed. Frisk is back to normal now, thanks to Zecora's remedy, and He is working with Asriel to clear the Poison Joke enough to allow safe passage in the Everfree with no further incident."

Twilight smiled, sitting in the hospital room, Alphys getting snuggled by both Undyne and Barkbark.

"Ohhh... I suppose we can keep him... but what do Timberwolves eat?"

Undyne hmmed. "Well... I found out they eat meat mostly, so I guess we may have to find some here in Equestria. They might also eat spider pastries...so I guess Muffet will have some more customers for her specialties!"

Alphys smiled, petting BarkBark's soft, mossy back. "Well we will figure out out. Did he eat yet?"

Undyne nodded. "Yup! He ate Frisk!"

Everyone spoke at once. "FRISK!"

Twilightr illuminated the inside of the Timberwolf, indeed looking like the inside of a hollow log with mossy interior that tickled the little kid. "I'm okay!" He called out, giving them a thumbs up. Seemed he was in no danger after all.

"Now THAT is funny." Undyne said. "Guess you can say our wolf is full of Frisk's love now?"

Everyone groaned.

"Sans really is an awful influence on us all!" The Princess of Friendship groaned, whacking her face with her hoof. "Undyne... if you're looking for laughs, your... BARKing up the wrong tree." Twilight said, giving a little wink.

Undyne tossed a pillow at her face as laughter filled the air, and so ended another day in Equestria.

THE END

Asriel appeared, smiling.

"Hi there! Hoped you liked this one. I really was glad to tell about this, seeing Frisk make people fall in love was really cute!

"Well... except when Undyne thought I was her boyfriend or something... don't tell mom okay? Please?

"Oh and by the way, just so you know Frisk was taken out, completely unharmed. Seemed the moss breaks down food overtime inside a timberwolf so it works really slow, and as a result Undyne just reached right in and pulled Frisk right out. Barkbark now apparently can be used as a sort of emergency shelter if needed.

"Annnnnnd about my changing into my god form. Yeah I can do that at will thanks to the SOUL power everyone gave me. Since I got so much of it I can take adult form with no trouble. But don't worry, I can't use my attacks or anything like that, I just have better natural magical talent as an adult. I can't use it for long though, maybe a day, then I am worn out by the end of it.

"I bet your wondering how I break the forth wall like this when no one else can. Well that is easy. I know this is fanfiction, and that you clearly liked reading it. I'm glad for that. If I could I would hug you in thanks.

"Well... .that's it. Goodnight!"

Asriel vanished, leaving the screen blank.

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[iwritehorsethings]

Applecore - MLP One Shot

Cross-post from FimFiction. If you enjoy, please consider following and giving a thumbs up!

Summary: Applejack thinks about the void she fills within her family.

Rating: Everyone

Genre: Drama, General

Written before “The Perfect Pear”.

Art by Kallarmo.

Beneath a lone apple tree on a tall hill, Applejack was finding herself concerned with the inevitable advance of time, a dimension she had always received without falter, but that particular summer evening had her preoccupied by the steady march of seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years...

Her brow furrowed over her green gaze as the setting sun painted long shadows over the land that four generations of her family had toiled with love and sweat. She could feel her pride, strong and healthy like a big barreled tree in her chest. Sweet Apple Acres was their home. It had been since Granny Smith and her kin had come to this valley and helped establish Ponyville.

So then where were Applejack's parents?

It was a question that the farm mare typically avoided wrestling with. Fretting over the endless wanderlust of her parents, Honeycrisp and Jonagold, wouldn't keep her family fed or the farm running. Granny Smith was too old for most of the chores, and Big Macintosh didn't understand more than half of the unique challenges a young filly like Applebloom struggled with. It was up to Applejack to lead her family in these regards. There was nopony else.

The responsibility didn't scare her. It settled over Applejack's strong withers like a familiar blanket, warm and soft, despite its weight. However, trickling down her heart as thick and as viscous as sap was a sense of loss. These seconds, minutes, and hours were irretrievable once they slipped through the sieve of existence into the hungry sea of yesterday. That was time her parents could never recover. All those moments, all those memories, all those experiences...gone. They had missed so many of Applejack's accomplishments, both in running their farm and in her service to the Equestrian kingdom with her friends. They had missed Applebloom singing on stage with her friends and Coloratura. At this rate, they stood to miss the day when Big Mac married, and worse yet, Granny Smith's final days.

The last Applejack had spoken to her parents face to face had been when she was a teenager, barely out of school. Applebloom was still a foal too young to begin her education proper. It was an early foggy morning, and the whippoorwills were still chirping sleepily in the orchards. Honeycrisp's bright red coat was hidden under an emerald cloak as she carried a basket of sundries to their covered wagon. Her muzzle, which was lightly frosted in a soft lime shade, was split wide in a grin when she told Applejack with a wink of her green eye, "We're off to unlock all the secrets of apples." When her daughter helped her load the basket onto the carriage, she added sagely, "After all, there's more to farmin' than sticking seeds into the ground!"

"Darn tootin'," Jonagold pitched in with an energetic whinny as he cantered over to his wife and daughter, the brim of his stetson hat tilted up high. Behind him trailed Granny Smith, and Big Macintosh, the latter carrying a young Applebloom. "There ain't no nobler a pursuit than the refinement of one's profession. Right, AJ?"

Applejack smiled, her chest puffing at her father's attention. "Yes, Pa! Nothin' nobler."

Jonagold laughed and ruffled her mane. "That's my girl!' He turned to the rest of the family. "Mama, ah know you'd rather we stick closer to the homestead and quit our roamin', but trust that your one and only son is carryin' on those supernal values you so determinedly hammered into his thick skull. Hoof shakin' and continuous discourse with prospective customers in this competitive mart o' commerce is the best way to ensure the longevity of our clan, so--"

"Jona, will you stop your highfalutin ramblin' and jes' get on that there wagon before I whop you a good'un?" Granny Smith snapped. "Heavens, you talk as if we ain't out here freezin' our flanks in this chill!"

Jonagold threw his blonde head back for a hearty laugh. "Oh! Mama, I do so love you. I'll count the days till you can whop me again," he chortled as he gave her a hug. He turned next to Big Mac, his head raising high with a smirk. "And you, son. Protect the mares. Don't shy from the hard jobs--you know these gals are strong, but you're the strongest. Got that?"

Big Mac mirrored the smirk on his father's soft orange face. "Eyup!" he said.

The older stallion patted a hoof on his son's shoulder. "Atta boy." Next he moved to kiss Applebloom on the head. "See ya soon, little filly. Pa loves you. Don't grow up too fast, y'hear?"

He turned around and regarded Applejack, his blue eyes meeting her green. Behind him, Honeycrisp said goodbye to her mother-in-law and other children. With a gentle smile, the stallion took off his stetson hat, and placed it upon his daughter's head. "And you, sugarcube. I trust you to help your brother keep the trees healthy and the bits flowin'. Ain't nobody got a greener touch than you, Applejack."

She beamed. "I promise to take care of the farm and the family, Pa. It's all in good hooves!"

He kissed her brow and stepped back to allow Honeycrisp to hug her daughter. "I know it is."

She couldn't have known how long she would be held to that promise. For all Applejack knew, it could extend into infinity the way her parents seemed to find more reasons to stay on the road, traveling ever further in their pursuit of new business and farming knowledge. So much time had gone by. The last letter she had received had been a year ago. In just that amount of time, Applebloom had earned her cutie mark. What other things would her parents miss out on? What if Granny Smith passed on? What if Big Mac had foals of his own? Applejack had no way of reaching her parents to send the news. No way of finding them, either.

The question of whether they truly loved their family above all else was an unwelcome thought, but AJ found herself unable to resist it as she glared at the setting sun, its dying light making her green eyes smolder.

"Applejack?" Granny Smith's voice called out to the mare from further down the hill.

Applejack turned, her eyes fluttering as she took in her granny making the arduous trip to join her granddaughter under the apple tree. The farm mare jumped to her hooves and trotted to her elder, her brow creasing with concern. "Granny, what do you think you're doing trottin' all the way out here with them creaky hips o' yours? I thought you were helping Applebloom with supper!"

"I was," Granny shot back with an affronted glare as she shook of AJ's attempt at walking her up the slope. "But then I saw you sittin' up here all on your lonesome and figgered somethin' must be wrong! Now I know I figgered right."

Applejack's ears pinned flat against her head. "Ah'm fine, Granny."

A graceless snort. "The hay you are."

Now the younger mare glowered. "Ah just wanted to think on my own for a while. Tain't nothing to raise the alarm about!"

Granny sighed, the lines of her aged eyes softening as she sat on the grass. "I saw the look on yer face when the mail was brought in. Today makes it a year, don't it?"

Applejack looked away without saying anything.

Granny Smith placed a hoof on her granddaughter's back. "Applejack, if there's one thing I learnt about your father early on, it was that he was a rollin' stone. It's how he met yer mother. It's how our family's apples have become a staple of Equestria."

"So that makes it okay that he and Ma miss so much?" Applejack retorted heatedly. "I'm grateful for the work they do, but is it really necessary for my parents to leave us behind for so long? I thought Apples were s'posed to plant roots, not blow in the wind!"

The elderly mare's lips puckered. "Ah wonder," she said slowly. "What really has ya so riled up, granddaughter. You mad a'cuz you feel your folks haven't been here, or a'cuz you're afraid you ain't enough to fill their horseshoes?"

Applejack scowled. "You know I don't shy from work, and I'd do anythin' for our family!"

"I know that. But yer just one mare, Applejack. Big Macintosh is gettin' to that age where he's gonna be settlin' down soon. He'd still be here to help on the farm, but that leaves ya to raise Applebloom on your own once I pass on. We both know that's a'gonna be soon."

Her granddaughter winced. "Aw, Granny, don't talk about that..."

"Hush. You know it's true." Granny rubbed AJ's back, a warm smile spreading across her muzzle. "But you oughta know somethin'. In the years since your Pa left, I have seen you learn and grow so much with your friends that ah'm sure the day he finally gets his hide back here, he'll be so gobsmacked you'll have to poke him with a pitchfork!" Despite herself, Applejack chuckled at the image. Granny Smith's eyes brightened and she squeezed the younger mare in a tight one-legged hug. "You done a wonderful job with Applebloom so far. She's gonna grow up to be a fine mare, you'll see. And this farm? Shoot, it runs smoother than a greased pig over ice! Don't doubt yerself, Applejack. Yer more than enough for this family. Why, yer the core o' the apple!"

Applejack's eyes misted. She smiled with a stiffened lip and hugged Granny Smith around the barrel. "Thanks, Granny. Ah love ya more than ah can put into words!"

"Thank goodness!" Granny chuckled over her shoulder. "If there's one thing ah count my lucky stars for ever'day, it's that ya didn't pick up your Pa's gift o' gab!"

The farm mare pulled back and winked. "Now I wouldn't go alleging my apparent lack of verbosity, Granny Smith! After all, how you think ah manage to sell our precious product in that competitive mart of commerce so well?"

Granny Smith pulled Applejack's stetson hat over her eyes. "Hush, you! I can still whop ya good, just like your Pa!" She gingerly stood to all hooves. "Now we better git back to the house a'fore your sister burns it down..."

Smiling happily, Applejack walked back home with her granny, her mind no longer preoccupied with the inevitable advance of time. Not its seconds, hours, or its years...

[rawrienstein]

Careful Zap. You shouldn’t touch things that you don’t understand.

More after the break! (Sorry Mobile)

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@adgerelli told me to make a next gen and make her fall in love with it.

YOU BETTER LIKE THIS.

So meet Zap Apple (very original name, don’t care though, it’s the most obvious name). The son of Rainbow Dash and Applejack (and Big Mac). He’s the type of kid that has an unfortunate combination of wanderlust and no respect for property boundaries. Applejack’s sure that curiosity’s gonna get’m killed, but Dash can’t help fostering his appetite for adventure (ie: Lots of Daring Doo before bed).

Summary of the AU (Yes, this is Summary)

This is an AU where Equestrian magic continued to leak into the Mirror World and brought a terrible apple blight to AJ’s farm. Big Mac’s a smart guy and planned for years of bad harvests, but no one could have planned for the majority of their orchards to transform into terrible tree monsters. After literally burning their futures away, the Apple family needed to find a new way of life. 

Marble Pie (Big Mac’s wife) offered a chance to join the Pie Family Rock Farm in Rockville. Rainbow Dash objected due to not enjoying sleeping on rock trees, which don’t actually exist. But if there were, she wouldn’t sleep on them.

Big Mac and Fluttershy (also Big Mac’s wife, though not under law) adjust quickly enough to life on the rock farm, but Applejack and Rainbow Dash just cannot do it. Rocks are boring and not apples (and rock cider is possibly the worst thing to happen to cider and rocks).

They receive a call from Twilight Sparkle (SciTwi) and Sunset Shimmer about the abrupt appearances of equestrian locations in their world. Twilight and Sunset are unsure of the reason for this, but suspect that their parallel worlds may be merging together. Could it be possible that the over abundance of Equestrian magic is dragging Equestria across the mirror? 

Dash, AJ and Fluttershy meetup with the rest of the gang to investigate a temple that replaced their old high-school, Canterlot High. Sunset recognizes it as an ancient lost library of forbidden tomes and cursed relics and possibly filled with knowledge that could help them. Together they navigate dangerous traps, solve ancient riddles and defeat a very, cranky golem to reach the deepest depths in hopes of answers.

They finally reach the Gilded Hall. A long and tall stretch of artifacts and books that hopefully contain answers to reversing their situation. They also find a very bearded horse scrambling and jingling from shelf to shelf.

Sunset recognizes him immediately as Starswirl the Bearded and can’t believe that he’s alive...and a pony? He should be over a thousand years old and at least human shaped! Starswirl ignores Sunset as he finds a solution and begins carving strange sigils and runes into the ground with telekinetic beams from his horn.

Sunset and Twilight attempt to question Starswirl, but he only responds with sparse quips about how he can’t believe how bad it’s gotten and he should have destroyed the mirror years ago. This concerns Sunset and Twi greatly. When he’s finished he throws the tome he was reading from at Sunset. “Unicorn! I have marked the pages you’ll need. You must banish these places back to Equestria. A mere band-aid I know, but you must go now before it becomes any worse! I’ll fix this. I always do!”

Recognizing “Banish back to Equestria”, Sunset urges everyone to leave the library immediately as it’s slowly drawn back from whence it came. Though some sticky fingers of Dash discovers that anything not within the banishing radius seems to stay with them, like the 20 solid gold bits she has.

They all visit Princess Twilight Sparkle to further decode the old book and learn how to optimize the spell into a simple flammable sheet of paper. Simply place it near the center of the building and watch it return to where it belongs...oh and escape. Can’t seem to get a proper time delay spell to work. It’s all just so very complicated.

Dash convinces AJ that this is their chance to have some real deal adventuring fun together! It’ll be awesome! And it’ll pay for itself as long as they don’t mind pilfering some gold and artifacts. The other girls agree that it might be a good idea to split up into smaller teams as reports pile in of other lost Equestrian cities appearing in their world.

3 years of explore new place, try not to die, banish it back, make some cash pass. AJ thought she wanted to finally settle down with the huge score Dash and her got on their last adventure. So they tried to make a family happen. Their lifestyle made it impossible for them to adopt (neither of them were particularly child friendly at the time, but it was something they were working on!). So Fluttershy actually offers the idea of maybe Big Mac could get Dash pregnant and not because she selfishly thinks it would be really hot.

Dash and AJ are both kinda grossed out by the idea, but AJ kinda likes the idea of their child being a biological apple...So a lot of cider and foot rubs later Dash becomes Cool Mom Dash (and Fluttershy watches, because of course she does).

(Warning link is kinda NSFW, not explicit, just baby havin’ stuff and naughty words)

Well, angry mom first, but then she cool moms after.

As much as they try, they were bit by the adventuring bug and just can’t resist getting back into the game. 12 years later this is where we’re at.

They try to leave Zap back home where the school is great and house is cozy, but this boy seems to find trouble one way or another.

FINALLY TALKING ABOUT ZAP APPLE!

He wants to be a hero like her Moms. So he always tries to sneak into their adventures. He’s unusually prepared with all sorts of scenarios dreamed out in his head when he should be paying attention in class and a pretty good improviser like his Moms. Though he’s a bit too young to brute strength any problems like they can. They really don’t like it, but damn it Zap Apple has saved their bacon a couple times.

As he grew he continued looking around everywhere. Wanderlust striking deep as he kept going further and further into the wilderness hopes of finding amazing places like the Daring Doo books Dash read to him before bed.

He’s very impatient like his Cool Mom and very stubborn like his Strong Mom, combined with his need for exploration, he tends to get into a lot trouble. Exploring abandoned/condemned property, touching things when he knows he shouldn’t, occasionally gets into fights because the other kids at school don’t think his moms are the coolest/don’t believe him when he talks about what they’ve done.

Zap Apple is NOT a liar.

Equestrian magic has just made these things worse, as new magical items are being created randomly, and he’s decided to task himself with finding them and sending the magic back to Equestria. Which occasionally leads to breaking and entering and actual theft. Not a liar, but maybe a little bit of a thief.

Okay, I’m gonna stop now. This is too much as is. If you actually made it this far. Damn, I appreciate you. Is this a cool AU worth exploring?

[arthurkingwriting]

28-04-2018 Livestream

Did a livestream last night and here were the results.

Twilight Sparkle paced back and forth within her very 1950s kitchen preparing her very 1950s dinner of meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and asparagus. It was a very hardy dinner made by a very hardy horse wife.

A horse wife of a marriage which had lasted for 25 years. No, lasted was the wrong way of putting it. This marriage was a bedrock by which all other marriages could only hope to be compared against.

It may have had its arguments, quibbles, and the occasional fights but when it came down to it Twilight loved Big Mac and Big Mac loved Twilight. If that wasn’t the case she would have shed this ring upon her hoof decades ago.

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME, I NEED A BETTER IDEA TO WRITE

Rawr’s idea: Sunset and Twilight Sparkle watching terrible horror movie (Trolls 2).

The boy looked in horror as the little goblin figures ate the plants that used to be his family. His expression only grew more abysmal as he began to shake his head in disbelief. A fly landed upon his brow. Like the goblins it too was a detritus eater who lived upon the death of others.

“They’re eating her…and then they’re going to eat me… OHHHH MMMMMYYYY GAWWWDDDD!”

Sunset Shimmer burst out laughing, nearly knocking the bowl of popcorn out of her lap and onto the floor.

It was only the steady hand of Twilight Sparkle which managed to save the bowl and place it safely upon the coffee table.

“What’s so funny?” Twilight said.

“It’s just, this movie. It’s so fucking terrible.”

And like that Twilight Sparkle’s heart shattered into a billion little pieces. How could this be happening. Twilight had assumed that Sunset Shimmer was the one. The one true love who would share her interest for the Troll’s Extended Universe.

“Excuse me?” Twilight whispered, her voice quivering on the edge of crying and absolute devastation.

“Yeah, you see it don’t you?”

Twilight forced a smile just like she was attempting to force back a Lake Mead’s worth of tears. It was not a battle she was likely to win as she felt the first roll down her cheek.

“Y-yeah…of course I knew that. That’s why I wanted to show it to you. To show you how terrible it was. It’s not like I…I love it or anything.”

Sunset froze, her gaze turning to Twilight. “Wait…Twilight, do you actually love this movie?”

Twilight tried to deny it but at this point the tears had overtaken her and she had no hope of formulating a coherent response.

Sunset placed her hand upon Twilight’s arm. “Look, babe. I’m…I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”

Twilight closed her eyes and tried to pull away.

“Do…do you want to talk about it?” Sunset asked.

Twilight managed to stifle her misery. “It’s just…this…this was the last movie I saw before my mom’s death.”

Sunset winced. “Oh my god…Twi, I had no idea. I know your mom meant a lot to you and I know watching her get torn to pieces by lions wasn’t easy.”

Twilight shook her head. “It wasn’t but…it’s the way she would’ve wanted to go.”

Her mom had died while doing some field research for her latest Daring Do book.

Sunset grabbed Twilight’s hand, staring deep into her eyes. “Twi…”

Twilight stared back into Sunset’s eyes. “Yes?”

“This movie may not be the best but if it means this much to you…then…then, like you, it is absolutely perfect.”

Twilight grinned. “I…I am?”

Sunset nodded. “I love you, Twilight.”

“I love you too.”

They then bumped foreheads and nuzzled each other.

“Hey Sunset?” Twilight asked.

“What is it babe?”

“Do you want to fuck?”

Cassie’s idea: TwiDash but with a tweest, this is not what she meant but this is how I perception it.

“Hey Twilight, we have a very open friendship, right?” Rainbow Dash asked.

Twilight Sparkle looked up from her book. “I’d say we have a pretty solid friendship.”

“Like we can tell each other anything and we’d be super chill while talking about it?”

Twilight cocked an eyebrow. “What’s going on?”

Rainbow bit her lip. “Look I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to be mad?”

“Well I mean I can’t really make that promise with the information you’ve given me.”

“Look you trust me, right?”

“Yes?”

“Then you can trust me enough to make this promise.”

Twilight sighed. “Fine, I promise not to get mad at whatever you want to talk about.”

The primary feathers of her wings were crossed.

“Alright, so…” Rainbow took a deep breath. “I’m fucking your mom.”

And just like that Rainbow Dash found herself within the clutches of a very aggressive telekinetic spell.

“YOU’RE WHAT?!” Twilight screamed.

“Hey, hey, hey, you promised not to get mad!”

“My wings were crossed.”

The realization dawned on Rainbow. “FUCK! I’m so boned.” Though even in the clutches of death she still managed to giggle.

“What’s so funny?” Twilight asked.

“N-nothing.”

“Tell me before I squeeze you hard enough to create fusion.”

“Ok…ok…So remember how I said ‘I’m so boned’?”

“Yes.”

“I though about saying, ‘fuck. I’m so boned…like your mom.”

The grip grew a little tighter.

Rainbow forced out a laugh. “Ok, ok, I get it bad joke.”

Twilight began to pace back and forth.

“I can’t believe this,” she muttered.

“What is it?”

Twilight shook Rainbow. “My parents have been married thirty years. THIRTY YEARS, Rainbow!”

“Oh…I wouldn’t be too worried about that.”

Twilight wheeled about, glaring at Rainbow. “And why shouldn’t I?”

“He seemed to be having a good time too.”

It took all of Twilight’s restraint not to embed Rainbow into the mantle of Equestria.

Twilight took in a deep, laboured breath of air. “Ok, ok, we can move past this. This is an incident we can move beyond. Our friendship can transcend beyond a little casual sex.”

“I mean, I wouldn’t exactly call what happened last night, casual. Your dad had this mask and your mom wanted me to call her miss.”

“Rainbow JENNIFER Dash, one more word. ONE MORE and I swear you’ll be the first pegasus to break the light barrier.”

“Whoa, that sounds fast.”

“YES! Yes it does. It’s so fast in fact that you’ll be broken down to pure energy.”

“Alright, zipping my lips.”

Twilight nodded and resumed her pacing. “Ok so is…is this your first time with my parents.”

“Ehhhhh”

“RAINBOW!”

“Well I mean…first time in awhile.”

“How long a while.”

“Like…a month.”

Twilight took a deep breath, trying to sooth the pounding urge to commit murder that was building in the back of her mind.

“Rainbow…RAINBOW…Rainbow, I really appreciate you coming forward to tell me about this.”

“Hey, anytime.”

“BUT…it would really make me feel better if you never ever ever EVER had sex with my parents. Like…ever again.”

Rainbow nodded. “Done and done.”

“Wait, really?”

“Yeah you’re my friend and if it makes you uncomfortable then I’ll stop.”

Twilight placed Rainbow down relatively gently.

“One question?” Rainbow asked.

“What is it?”

“So I can’t have sex with your parents but does that mean I also need to stop fooling around with Shining and Cadence too?”

And like that Rainbow Dash broke the light barrier.

Rawr’s Idea: Where do Zap Apples come from

“Hey Granny,” Applejack said.

“What’s up, Sugarcube,” Granny Smith said

“Where do Zap Apples come from?”

“Well you see they come from a combination of hard work, a green hoof, and just a hint of magic.”

“What type of magic?”

“Errrrr, I’m not entirely sure to be honest. Its just that whenever this certain cloud flies over top of the crops they turn into zap apples.”

“What kind of cloud?”

“It looks kind of like a palace with like rainbows dripping from it.”

Applejack froze. That sounded distinctly like Rainbow Dash’s place.

“Wait a second, is there…a pattern about when this cloud shows up?”

“Now that you mention it, it always shows up on a Friday.”

Friday! That was Rainbow’s sex night.

Suddenly Applejack felt instantly uneasy as the memory of every zap apple eaten, drunken, spread, and used flood back to her mind. Hundred upon hundred of the things, consumed and put into her body.

She shuddered.

“Are you sure it’s the same cloud?”

“Positivity, same cloud for a decade now.”

Applejack beamed, there was till a glimmer of hope left.

“But we’ve been growing these things for generations?”

“Well….”

Applejack’s expression dropped. “What?”

“We’ve really only been doing this for thirty years. Actually…now that I think about it. It all started when that no-good Bow Hothoof came to town. By the stars he had such a gaudy cloud house. He’d always fly it over our farm, spraying rainbows everywhere.”

Applejack felt a wave of nausea overtake her.

“I’m going to be sick.”

Granny nodded. “Been there, done that. My advice is to suppress the memories and just remember the money.”

Applejack was about to hurl. “Oh gods, we’ve been feeding people these for decades.”

Granny expression turned grim. “And that knowledge is our burden to bear.”

Applejack vomited into the trash.

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[venjix5]

Malachor, the Dark Lord

"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past." -Malachor Malachor was an evil, powerful, and demonic dark tyrant born from a cosmic black mass of darkness (the same mass where Aku was born) and main antagonist of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and PPG WOL the Series. Species: Ancient Dark Entity Gender: Male Height: Varies Alias: The Dark Lord The Great Evil God Malachor the Dark Lord The Lord of Shadows The Lord of Darkness Lord Malachor The Dark Lord Malachor Master Master Malachor The Shadow Lord The Shadow King The Dark God The Dark Master The Ruler of Darkness The Master of Darkness The Master of Shadows The Bringer of Darkness The Emperor of Sorrow Dark Lord of All Darkness The Master of all Darkness and Evil Ruler of the Shadow Creatures The Dark One The Evil One The King of Evil The Ultimate Evil The Great Evil The Dark Entity The Evil Entity Hoodie Malcolm Shadows Occupation: Dark Lord Ruler of the Shadow Realm Leader of the Shadow Creatures Hobby: Causing chaos. Humiliating, mocking, and tricking his enemies. Seeking vengeance on those who get in his way. Subjecting all to his rule. Destroying everything sacred and beautiful. Slaughter, enslaving, and torturing his enemies. Scaring victims. Putting victims in despair. Goals: To rule Equestria and the Human World as the almighty being. Plunge the world into darkness. Kill the Mane Six and destroy Elements of Harmony. Allies: The Black Mass (incarnation) Professor N. Shroud Salvox Duskos Duskos The Dazzlings (sometimes) Nightmare Moon (formerly) Demon Sunset (clone) Midnight Sparkle (clone) Tirek Queen Chrysalis King Sombra Shadow Clones Servants of Darkness Shadow Creatures Corrupted Ones Monsters Other minions Enemies: Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie Rarity Applejack Fluttershy (sometimes) Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer Sci-Twi (Human Twilight) Humane Six Princess Celestia Princess Luna Star Swirl the Bearded The Three Prime Alicorn Deities Zen Aku (brother) Other ponies Other humans PPG WOL Allies: Alpha and Beta Mojo Jojo PPG WOL Enemies: PPG Aku Powerpuff Girls Bliss Voice Actor: Scott McNeil or Frank Welker Japanese Voice Actor: Takaya Kuroda or Kiyoyuki Yanada Main Theme: link Personality: Malachor is evil incarnate; he embodies the very essence of an evil overlord. Cruel, ruthless, serious, brutal, malicious, cunning, uncaring, omnipotent, blasphemous, domineering, and authoritative to all he meets, it is obeyed or obliterated with Malachor. He is truly arrogant, oppressive, temperamental, destructive, and sadistic by default, and does not take kindly to disobedience. Although he is merciless, manipulative, and sometimes generous, to say the least, he has enough of an understanding of humanity to manipulate their feelings to his advantage. This is how he manipulated King Sombra, Stygian, and Luna into becoming Nightmare Moon. Malachor is as intelligent as he is powerful, and his cunning knows little end, from taking the form of a cute boy to trick either Rarity or Twilight, or manipulating various races into serving him. He has no remorse whatsoever about telling someone he will save their village if they obey his command. Despite this, he possesses a dry sense of humor and often jokes when in a good mood, frequently mocking everyone, including the Mane 6, whenever he can and whatever he can. He is also a bit crazy. Appearances: Malachor appears to be a very tall and imposing-looking demon in a floor-length black robe, hood, red eyes engulfed with dark purple haze, large spike shoulder pauldrons. His movements has cracking, rumbling, and booming sounds like Aku from Samurai Jack. A deep droning noise was often heard around him when he appears. Origin: Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon the three mighty gods Odin, Ra, and Vishnu. During the battle, the deities' assault was fierce, and despite the entity's attempts to resist, it was almost entirely destroyed, save for two pieces flung from the whole. The two fragments drifted through space for untold time, one crashed to Earth, and other one crashed to Equestria during the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era. It is implied that this crash is the event that caused the extinction of the none-avian dinosaurs. The fragment developed over eons into an ominous forest of black spikes that devoured any who or what dared enter. Eventually the forest grew so large that it nearly threatened Canterlot, and so Princess Amore requested Star Swirl the Bearded to kill the evil at its source. Armed with a magic oil he created to strengthen his magic, Star Swirl and the princess’s cavalry rode into the heart of the forest. Once at the black lake in the forest's center, the wizard doused an arrow into the oil he had made, firing it into the black lake. Unexpectedly, the oil's magic did not destroy the evil, but had the unforeseen effect of galvanising the evil into a demonic specter form, giving it sentience and shape-shifting abilities, and thus giving birth to the dark wizard, Malachor. Malachor easily defeated Star Swirl, trapping him to the side of the tree from which Malachor spawned in order to watch as the Dark Lord sought out to destroy Canterlot and all of Equestria afterwards. The Three Deities, sensing the good in Star Swirl, summoned him to a secret place. Taking the good inside him, they forged the energies and theirs to create a mighty blade from the crystal tree deep within the Ever Free Forest, creating the Sword of Harmony: a magic sword that would be capable of harming Malachor. Armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, Star Swirl plunged into battle against Malachor. In the end, Star Swirl was victorious, but he was unable to destroy the demon, and so instead sealed him into the devastated Badlands. As he was sealed away, Malachor vowed he would one day return. After sealing him, the Sword of Harmony split into the six Elements of Harmony. Shortly after, the Princess Amore gave birth to two daughters: Celestia and Luna. Determined to learn from the catastrophe, and aware that Malachor may indeed one day return, Starswirl and the Princesses determined on creating a plan, and thus orchestrated the events that would set Twilight and the five on the path to becoming the Guardians of Harmony, thus to defeat Malachor once and for all. In the present, Malachor first appeared in Twilight’s dream as a shadowy silhouette ominously slowly turns around. During a solar eclipse, the tree form that Malachor was imprisoned in the Badlands, and dissolved releasing Malachor. Abilities and Powers: Malachor was well known for being one of the most powerful characters of the series. He had a large range and arsenal of powers and capabilities that made him almost unstoppable. He is far more powerful than Aku. Immense Dark Powers: Malachor has a immense amount of dark powers. Dark Magic: Malachor utilize powerful dark arts. Tentacle Extension: Malachor can generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Immortality: A significant aspect in the series is that Malachor was ageless and immortal. He requires no sustenance, and cannot be harmed by mortal means. Only the power of divine weapons like Sword of Harmony and the Elements of Harmony (sword form), or divine entities are capable of doing him harm. He also can bestow agelessness to others. Shapeshifting: Malachor could change into virtually any form he desired, from a giant dragon to a small insect, or even a human and pony. He was able to seamlessly change his size, liquefy himself, or stretch and expand his body. He could even replicate into clones of himself to be in numerous places at once, with his mind inhabiting numerous bodies. He typically changed into animal forms during battle, such as a scorpion or an octopus, adapting to the situation. On one occasion, he also transformed into a huge, amorphous mass of darkness that greatly resembled the evil entity he had previously once been/spawned from, and could alter parts of himself at will. He is also capable of transforming into inanimate objects. Immense Strength: Malachor possess enormous immense strength. Immense Durability: Malachor possess drastically greater durability than what is naturally possible. Supernatural Physicality: Malachor could alter his physical capabilities to virtually any level he needed or wanted due to his magical shape-shifting abilities. He has manifested superhuman strength, speed, endurance, and senses. No parameters or upper limits were established regarding these capabilities. Regeneration: While Malachor is completely resistant to most forms of attack, he is not invulnerable; items such as the Sword of Harmony or magics such as divine energy can damage the substance from which he is made. However, Malachor was able to regenerate to a large degree even against attacks such as these. These sorts of assaults tend to create large, burning holes or gashes in him where he is struck, which Malachor can close back up with effort. However, his ability to regenerate in these situations was limited. Accelerating Regeneration: Malachor can increases the rate and speed of his Regeneration as the result of the level of punishment sustained. This means that each time he is wounded and healed, this will make the speed of regeneration faster than before, and will get faster each time he is wounded and healed. Making Malachor more difficult to kill him even Samurai Jack's Sword. Magic Immunity: Malachor is unaffected/immune by Equestrian Magic in any way except the Elements of Harmony. Eye Beams: One of Malachor’s most commonly utilized attacks, this ability tends to manifest as beams of red light that typically incinerates the objects it makes contact with. It can be used either as continuous beams of red light, or as staccato bolts of energy. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Malachor can also harmlessly teleport beings to places of his choosing through this power. The beams can also slice through objects like a plasma torch, or cause them to explode. Malachor also uses a variation of this ability to restore or recreate. Hyper Beam: Malachor fires a dark purple beam and black of energy with a dark black energy around it from his mouth or hands at his enemies. For a larger beam, Malachor puts his arms in front of him and fires a huge dark purple beam from in between his arms at his opponent. He also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Claws: Malachor had razor sharp claws, which he repeatedly used in attempts in combat or murder ponies. Atmokinesis: Malachor seems to have the ability to control the weather, because when he is seen, a strong wind comes and a destructive storm cloud appears, and when he arrives, lightning appears afterwards followed by thunder. Sun Blocking: Malachor can block the sun in the sky through different methods, including darkening the sky, placing an object high in the sky that blocks the sun, creating dark clouds to block the sun, causing eclipse, etc., preventing sunlight coming down, which will kill plants over time and prevent solar-powered beings from getting their power Personal Void: Malachor possesses a portable void and space within or around his body that the can use to entrap objects or living beings. Remote Viewing: Using mystical forces in his lair, Malachor can create images on the walls or mirrors to view whatever he wishes. He tends to use this ability most often to simply watch Twilight and her friends doing some circumstances while stewing in his unhappiness at being unable to kill them. Umbrageous Teleportation: Malachor can teleport via shadows/darkness, merging into shadows/darkness and appearing anywhere else from the same element. He can even teleport himself to one point to an other in a black smoke. He uses this often for quick appearances or escapes. Shadow Claw: Malachor can project and retract razor-sharp claws of darkness/shadows from his fingertips for offensive purposes. Smoke Breath: Malachor is able to generate and manipulate black smoke within in a way that allows him to shape the exhaling of the effect. These shapes can include bursts, streams, even a mist of it from the mouth. He uses this often for quick escapes. Dark Elemental Control: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the elements of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of nature, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal elements. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of nature itself. Dark Earth Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the earth of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of earth, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal earth. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of earth. Dark Fire Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the fire of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of fire, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal fire. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of fire. Dark Lightning Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the electricity of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of electricity, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal electricity. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of electricity. Dark Water Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the water of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of water, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal water. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of water. Dark Wind Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the air/wind of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of air/wind, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal air/wind. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of air/wind. Dark Ice Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the ice of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of ice, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal ice. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of ice. Dark Fire Ball Projection: Malachor create and launch balls of dark fire. Plunder Vine Manipulation: Malachor can summon Plunder Vines come out of the ground and strike his enemies. Telekinesis: He has shown the ability to move, control and manipulate objects through will alone, even from huge distances. While using this ability, his eyes tend to flash red. Conjuring: He has the ability to create objects out of black mist. Necromancy: Malachor has been shown to be capable of animating countless dead bodies and bending them to his will. He can even revive other beings. Possession: Malachor can possess over the body of any living being, whether sentient or not, by stealing their motor functions and senses. Interstellar Travel: Malachor is capable of interstellar travel, well beyond the speed of light. Object Materialization: The ability to create objects and materials out of nothing. Corruption: One of Malachor’s most powerful abilities. Using dark magic, Malachor can manipulate humans and ponies heart or mutate normally harmless beings into monstrous versions of themselves. Corruption Aura: Malachor can surround himself in corruption energy/matter to cause a morality changing effect to everyone that comes into contact or any corrupting related effect. Corruption Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the powers of corruption to take a variety of effects on themselves or others. Malachor may take control of any darkness in the hearts of others to make them into their servants. He can even influence the corruption in a means of combat purposes, energy attacks, or corruption techniques. Absolute Darkness: Malachor is able to create a field of absolute impenetrable darkness that completely negates sight and may also dull or even completely negate the other senses. He potentially able to generate darkness so intense it can completely obliterate objects in its path. Darkness Aura: Malachor can release and surround himself in/with darkness/shadow for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable. The aura may also give him enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability. Dark Fire Aura: Malachor can surround himself in dark fire when he is angered. Reality Warping: Malachor could warp reality to an extent. He was even able to affected inanimate objects, and made them into his dark world in appearance. Dark Portal Creation: Malachor can create portals using darkness/shadows. These portals can also lead to a world of emptiness/darkness. He even able to open a portal to the Human World. He uses this often for quick escapes. Darkness Blast: Malachor releases darkness/shadow over a specific target area. Dark Energy Blast: Malachor can release dark energy over a specific target area causing great damage and/or delivering great shock waves of pure force. Dark Beam Emission: Malachor releases beams of a darkness/shadow. Dark Pillar Projection: Malachor project darkness/shadow pillars. Darkness Slash: Malachor releases darkness/shadow when slashing. Dark Reflective Attacks: Malachor release attacks of darkness/shadow that can bounce off of any surface. Darkness Bullet Projection: Malachor can fire in short sequence over a wide area. Darkness Bomb: Malachor can create bombs/explosions of darkness/shadow. Formulated Darkness Blasts: Malachor release blasts of darkness/shadow in a form of a creature or object. Dark Missiles: Malachor can create missiles of darkness/shadow. Dark Scatter Shot: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts that split into multiple fragments. Shadow Breath: Discharge darkness/shadow blasts from his mouth. Dark Wind Breath: The ability to generate from within oneself dark wind and release them from the mouth. Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can  manipulate darkness and shadows. By itself, darkness is mostly used to cloud everything into total darkness, but by accessing a dimension of dark energy it can be channeled to a variety of effects, both as an absence of light and a solid substance: one can also control and manipulate the beings that exist there, create and dispel shields and areas of total darkness, create constructs and weapons, teleport one's self through massive distances via shadows, etc. Dark Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate dark energy, usually drawn from inter-dimensional or other similar sources. It can be channeled to a variety of effects as an absence of light, a solid, gaseous and/or liquid substance that can be shaped/manifested in various ways. Unlike Darkness Manipulation, which draws from the similar source, dark energy focuses on direct, destructive and violently outwards directed aspect of the spectrum. Destructive Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate destructive energy, capable of destroying anything without leaving a single trace. Dark Shield: Malachor can create shields of varying shapes and sizes out of the darkness/shadows. Shadow Ball Projection: Malachor can create and launch spheres of darkness/shadow. Omnidirectional Darkness Waves: Malachor send out a wave of darkness/shadow in all directions. Dark Hand Blasts: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts from his hands. Darkness Solidification: Malachor can solidify or give solid-like properties to darkness/shadows with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond. Darkness Spike Projection: Malachor can project darkness/shadow spikes. Shadow Camouflage: Malachor is able to become undetectable as long as he's in darkness or shadow. Shadow Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into shadows. He transformed form is either anatomically identical to his normal form, aside of being made of shadow, in which case, it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, Malachor can transform into homogenous matter, without any part of his form being more important than the other. Malachor can assume a two-dimensional form, extend outward to become a larger shadow, blend into shadows completely, or even teleport through him. Spiritual Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate darkness/shadows formed from one's soul/spirit. Due to being comprised of spiritual power, the darkness/shadows aren't only stronger than usual darkness/shadows, but also have the power to affect one's soul in varying ways. Shadow Cloning: Malachor can create clones of himself, others and/or objects by using darkness/shadow. Shadow Swimming: Malachor can swim through any/all shadows/darkness as if they were made of liquid. Shadow Stealth: Malachor can hide within the shadows of others. Smoke Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into smoke. Animated Shadow: Malachor can transform his or other's shadows into living beings. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He even use it to make Shadow Monsters. Vocal Mimicry: He was able to imitate someone's voice perfectly. Combat Skills: Despite never having been shown to have trained at all in any form of martial art, Malachor was a very skilled practitioner of hand-to-hand combat. He is also shown to be a fairly skilled swordsman, as on one occasion where he uses his sword. Nightmare Manipulation: Malachor can enter and manipulate the nightmares of oneself and others, including modifying, suppressing, fabricating, influencing, manifesting, sensing, and observing nightmares. Nightmare Imprisonment: Malachor can trap others in nightmares. Darkness Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using darkness. Mirror Imprisonment: Malachor is able trap victims into any reflection. Crystal Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using crystals. Plant/Flora-cide. With a touch, Malachor can instantly cause plants to die. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He can also use it to make Shadow Creatures. Illusion Manipulation: Malachor can create and manipulate illusions, causing targets to see, hear, touch, smell and/or taste things which do not actually exist or cause them to perceive things differently from what they truly are. Sonic Scream: Malachor can emit/generate extremely powerful scream of a high amplitude for a variety of purposes. Enhanced Roar: Malachor is able to shout so loud that the user can blow away objects or break objects with his ferocious vocal cords which can cause vibrations.He may also be able to emit a roar strong enough to cause fear. Levitate: Malachor can hover in the air. Weaknesses: Despite his powerful abilities, Malachor has a few weaknesses. These include: Reflection: Malachor’s own reflection will reveal his normal form no matter what he has shifted to look like. Flash Photography: If a camera flashes at Malachor in his different forms, it will reveal his normal form for a short time. Divine Power: Though Malachor cannot be harmed and killed by normal weapons and attacks, even the high-tech ones, those with divine power or magic of harmony such as the Sword of Harmony, Elements of Harmony, Three Prime Alicorn Deities, Samurai Jack's Sword, and the crystal geodes or magic necklaces from Equestria Girls. 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Malachor, the Dark Lord

"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past." -Malachor Malachor was an evil, powerful, and demonic dark tyrant born from a cosmic black mass of darkness (the same mass where Aku was born) and main antagonist of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and PPG WOL the Series. Species: Ancient Dark Entity Gender: Male Height: Varies Alias: The Dark Lord The Great Evil God Malachor the Dark Lord The Lord of Shadows The Lord of Darkness Lord Malachor The Dark Lord Malachor Master Master Malachor The Shadow Lord The Shadow King The Dark God The Dark Master The Ruler of Darkness The Master of Darkness The Master of Shadows The Bringer of Darkness The Emperor of Sorrow Dark Lord of All Darkness The Master of all Darkness and Evil Ruler of the Shadow Creatures The Dark One The Evil One The King of Evil The Ultimate Evil The Great Evil The Dark Entity The Evil Entity Hoodie Malcolm Shadows Occupation: Dark Lord Ruler of the Shadow Realm Leader of the Shadow Creatures Hobby: Causing chaos. Humiliating, mocking, and tricking his enemies. Seeking vengeance on those who get in his way. Subjecting all to his rule. Destroying everything sacred and beautiful. Slaughter, enslaving, and torturing his enemies. Scaring victims. Putting victims in despair. Goals: To rule Equestria and the Human World as the almighty being. Plunge the world into darkness. Kill the Mane Six and destroy Elements of Harmony. Allies: The Black Mass (incarnation) Professor N. Shroud Salvox Duskos Duskos The Dazzlings (sometimes) Nightmare Moon (formerly) Demon Sunset (clone) Midnight Sparkle (clone) Tirek Queen Chrysalis King Sombra Shadow Clones Servants of Darkness Shadow Creatures Corrupted Ones Monsters Other minions Enemies: Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie Rarity Applejack Fluttershy (sometimes) Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer Sci-Twi (Human Twilight) Humane Six Princess Celestia Princess Luna Star Swirl the Bearded The Three Prime Alicorn Deities Zen Aku (brother) Other ponies Other humans PPG WOL Allies: Alpha and Beta Mojo Jojo PPG WOL Enemies: PPG Aku Powerpuff Girls Bliss Voice Actor: Scott McNeil or Frank Welker Japanese Voice Actor: Takaya Kuroda or Kiyoyuki Yanada Main Theme: link Personality: Malachor is evil incarnate; he embodies the very essence of an evil overlord. Cruel, ruthless, serious, brutal, malicious, cunning, uncaring, omnipotent, blasphemous, domineering, and authoritative to all he meets, it is obeyed or obliterated with Malachor. He is truly arrogant, oppressive, temperamental, destructive, and sadistic by default, and does not take kindly to disobedience. Although he is merciless, manipulative, and sometimes generous, to say the least, he has enough of an understanding of humanity to manipulate their feelings to his advantage. This is how he manipulated King Sombra, Stygian, and Luna into becoming Nightmare Moon. Malachor is as intelligent as he is powerful, and his cunning knows little end, from taking the form of a cute boy to trick either Rarity or Twilight, or manipulating various races into serving him. He has no remorse whatsoever about telling someone he will save their village if they obey his command. Despite this, he possesses a dry sense of humor and often jokes when in a good mood, frequently mocking everyone, including the Mane 6, whenever he can and whatever he can. He is also a bit crazy. Appearances: Malachor appears to be a very tall and imposing-looking demon in a floor-length black robe, hood, red eyes engulfed with dark purple haze, large spike shoulder pauldrons. His movements has cracking, rumbling, and booming sounds like Aku from Samurai Jack. A deep droning noise was often heard around him when he appears. Origin: Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon the three mighty gods Odin, Ra, and Vishnu. During the battle, the deities' assault was fierce, and despite the entity's attempts to resist, it was almost entirely destroyed, save for two pieces flung from the whole. The two fragments drifted through space for untold time, one crashed to Earth, and other one crashed to Equestria during the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era. It is implied that this crash is the event that caused the extinction of the none-avian dinosaurs. The fragment developed over eons into an ominous forest of black spikes that devoured any who or what dared enter. Eventually the forest grew so large that it nearly threatened Canterlot, and so Princess Amore requested Star Swirl the Bearded to kill the evil at its source. Armed with a magic oil he created to strengthen his magic, Star Swirl and the princess’s cavalry rode into the heart of the forest. Once at the black lake in the forest's center, the wizard doused an arrow into the oil he had made, firing it into the black lake. Unexpectedly, the oil's magic did not destroy the evil, but had the unforeseen effect of galvanising the evil into a demonic specter form, giving it sentience and shape-shifting abilities, and thus giving birth to the dark wizard, Malachor. Malachor easily defeated Star Swirl, trapping him to the side of the tree from which Malachor spawned in order to watch as the Dark Lord sought out to destroy Canterlot and all of Equestria afterwards. The Three Deities, sensing the good in Star Swirl, summoned him to a secret place. Taking the good inside him, they forged the energies and theirs to create a mighty blade from the crystal tree deep within the Ever Free Forest, creating the Sword of Harmony: a magic sword that would be capable of harming Malachor. Armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, Star Swirl plunged into battle against Malachor. In the end, Star Swirl was victorious, but he was unable to destroy the demon, and so instead sealed him into the devastated Badlands. As he was sealed away, Malachor vowed he would one day return. After sealing him, the Sword of Harmony split into the six Elements of Harmony. Shortly after, the Princess Amore gave birth to two daughters: Celestia and Luna. Determined to learn from the catastrophe, and aware that Malachor may indeed one day return, Starswirl and the Princesses determined on creating a plan, and thus orchestrated the events that would set Twilight and the five on the path to becoming the Guardians of Harmony, thus to defeat Malachor once and for all. In the present, Malachor first appeared in Twilight’s dream as a shadowy silhouette ominously slowly turns around. During a solar eclipse, the tree form that Malachor was imprisoned in the Badlands, and dissolved releasing Malachor. Abilities and Powers: Malachor was well known for being one of the most powerful characters of the series. He had a large range and arsenal of powers and capabilities that made him almost unstoppable. He is far more powerful than Aku. Immense Dark Powers: Malachor has a immense amount of dark powers. Dark Magic: Malachor utilize powerful dark arts. Tentacle Extension: Malachor can generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Immortality: A significant aspect in the series is that Malachor was ageless and immortal. He requires no sustenance, and cannot be harmed by mortal means. Only the power of divine weapons like Sword of Harmony and the Elements of Harmony (sword form), or divine entities are capable of doing him harm. He also can bestow agelessness to others. Shapeshifting: Malachor could change into virtually any form he desired, from a giant dragon to a small insect, or even a human and pony. He was able to seamlessly change his size, liquefy himself, or stretch and expand his body. He could even replicate into clones of himself to be in numerous places at once, with his mind inhabiting numerous bodies. He typically changed into animal forms during battle, such as a scorpion or an octopus, adapting to the situation. On one occasion, he also transformed into a huge, amorphous mass of darkness that greatly resembled the evil entity he had previously once been/spawned from, and could alter parts of himself at will. He is also capable of transforming into inanimate objects. Immense Strength: Malachor possess enormous immense strength. Immense Durability: Malachor possess drastically greater durability than what is naturally possible. Supernatural Physicality: Malachor could alter his physical capabilities to virtually any level he needed or wanted due to his magical shape-shifting abilities. He has manifested superhuman strength, speed, endurance, and senses. No parameters or upper limits were established regarding these capabilities. Regeneration: While Malachor is completely resistant to most forms of attack, he is not invulnerable; items such as the Sword of Harmony or magics such as divine energy can damage the substance from which he is made. However, Malachor was able to regenerate to a large degree even against attacks such as these. These sorts of assaults tend to create large, burning holes or gashes in him where he is struck, which Malachor can close back up with effort. However, his ability to regenerate in these situations was limited. Accelerating Regeneration: Malachor can increases the rate and speed of his Regeneration as the result of the level of punishment sustained. This means that each time he is wounded and healed, this will make the speed of regeneration faster than before, and will get faster each time he is wounded and healed. Making Malachor more difficult to kill him even Samurai Jack's Sword. Magic Immunity: Malachor is unaffected/immune by Equestrian Magic in any way except the Elements of Harmony. Eye Beams: One of Malachor’s most commonly utilized attacks, this ability tends to manifest as beams of red light that typically incinerates the objects it makes contact with. It can be used either as continuous beams of red light, or as staccato bolts of energy. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Malachor can also harmlessly teleport beings to places of his choosing through this power. The beams can also slice through objects like a plasma torch, or cause them to explode. Malachor also uses a variation of this ability to restore or recreate. Hyper Beam: Malachor fires a dark purple beam and black of energy with a dark black energy around it from his mouth or hands at his enemies. For a larger beam, Malachor puts his arms in front of him and fires a huge dark purple beam from in between his arms at his opponent. He also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Claws: Malachor had razor sharp claws, which he repeatedly used in attempts in combat or murder ponies. Atmokinesis: Malachor seems to have the ability to control the weather, because when he is seen, a strong wind comes and a destructive storm cloud appears, and when he arrives, lightning appears afterwards followed by thunder. Sun Blocking: Malachor can block the sun in the sky through different methods, including darkening the sky, placing an object high in the sky that blocks the sun, creating dark clouds to block the sun, causing eclipse, etc., preventing sunlight coming down, which will kill plants over time and prevent solar-powered beings from getting their power Personal Void: Malachor possesses a portable void and space within or around his body that the can use to entrap objects or living beings. Remote Viewing: Using mystical forces in his lair, Malachor can create images on the walls or mirrors to view whatever he wishes. He tends to use this ability most often to simply watch Twilight and her friends doing some circumstances while stewing in his unhappiness at being unable to kill them. Umbrageous Teleportation: Malachor can teleport via shadows/darkness, merging into shadows/darkness and appearing anywhere else from the same element. He can even teleport himself to one point to an other in a black smoke. He uses this often for quick appearances or escapes. Shadow Claw: Malachor can project and retract razor-sharp claws of darkness/shadows from his fingertips for offensive purposes. Smoke Breath: Malachor is able to generate and manipulate black smoke within in a way that allows him to shape the exhaling of the effect. These shapes can include bursts, streams, even a mist of it from the mouth. He uses this often for quick escapes. Dark Elemental Control: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the elements of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of nature, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal elements. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of nature itself. Dark Earth Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the earth of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of earth, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal earth. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of earth. Dark Fire Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the fire of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of fire, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal fire. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of fire. Dark Lightning Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the electricity of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of electricity, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal electricity. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of electricity. Dark Water Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the water of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of water, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal water. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of water. Dark Wind Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the air/wind of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of air/wind, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal air/wind. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of air/wind. Dark Ice Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the ice of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of ice, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal ice. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of ice. Dark Fire Ball Projection: Malachor create and launch balls of dark fire. Plunder Vine Manipulation: Malachor can summon Plunder Vines come out of the ground and strike his enemies. Telekinesis: He has shown the ability to move, control and manipulate objects through will alone, even from huge distances. While using this ability, his eyes tend to flash red. Conjuring: He has the ability to create objects out of black mist. Necromancy: Malachor has been shown to be capable of animating countless dead bodies and bending them to his will. He can even revive other beings. Possession: Malachor can possess over the body of any living being, whether sentient or not, by stealing their motor functions and senses. Interstellar Travel: Malachor is capable of interstellar travel, well beyond the speed of light. Object Materialization: The ability to create objects and materials out of nothing. Corruption: One of Malachor’s most powerful abilities. Using dark magic, Malachor can manipulate humans and ponies heart or mutate normally harmless beings into monstrous versions of themselves. Corruption Aura: Malachor can surround himself in corruption energy/matter to cause a morality changing effect to everyone that comes into contact or any corrupting related effect. Corruption Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the powers of corruption to take a variety of effects on themselves or others. Malachor may take control of any darkness in the hearts of others to make them into their servants. He can even influence the corruption in a means of combat purposes, energy attacks, or corruption techniques. Absolute Darkness: Malachor is able to create a field of absolute impenetrable darkness that completely negates sight and may also dull or even completely negate the other senses. He potentially able to generate darkness so intense it can completely obliterate objects in its path. Darkness Aura: Malachor can release and surround himself in/with darkness/shadow for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable. The aura may also give him enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability. Dark Fire Aura: Malachor can surround himself in dark fire when he is angered. Reality Warping: Malachor could warp reality to an extent. He was even able to affected inanimate objects, and made them into his dark world in appearance. Dark Portal Creation: Malachor can create portals using darkness/shadows. These portals can also lead to a world of emptiness/darkness. He even able to open a portal to the Human World. He uses this often for quick escapes. Darkness Blast: Malachor releases darkness/shadow over a specific target area. Dark Energy Blast: Malachor can release dark energy over a specific target area causing great damage and/or delivering great shock waves of pure force. Dark Beam Emission: Malachor releases beams of a darkness/shadow. Dark Pillar Projection: Malachor project darkness/shadow pillars. Darkness Slash: Malachor releases darkness/shadow when slashing. Dark Reflective Attacks: Malachor release attacks of darkness/shadow that can bounce off of any surface. Darkness Bullet Projection: Malachor can fire in short sequence over a wide area. Darkness Bomb: Malachor can create bombs/explosions of darkness/shadow. Formulated Darkness Blasts: Malachor release blasts of darkness/shadow in a form of a creature or object. Dark Missiles: Malachor can create missiles of darkness/shadow. Dark Scatter Shot: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts that split into multiple fragments. Shadow Breath: Discharge darkness/shadow blasts from his mouth. Dark Wind Breath: The ability to generate from within oneself dark wind and release them from the mouth. Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can  manipulate darkness and shadows. By itself, darkness is mostly used to cloud everything into total darkness, but by accessing a dimension of dark energy it can be channeled to a variety of effects, both as an absence of light and a solid substance: one can also control and manipulate the beings that exist there, create and dispel shields and areas of total darkness, create constructs and weapons, teleport one's self through massive distances via shadows, etc. Dark Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate dark energy, usually drawn from inter-dimensional or other similar sources. It can be channeled to a variety of effects as an absence of light, a solid, gaseous and/or liquid substance that can be shaped/manifested in various ways. Unlike Darkness Manipulation, which draws from the similar source, dark energy focuses on direct, destructive and violently outwards directed aspect of the spectrum. Destructive Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate destructive energy, capable of destroying anything without leaving a single trace. Dark Shield: Malachor can create shields of varying shapes and sizes out of the darkness/shadows. Shadow Ball Projection: Malachor can create and launch spheres of darkness/shadow. Omnidirectional Darkness Waves: Malachor send out a wave of darkness/shadow in all directions. Dark Hand Blasts: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts from his hands. Darkness Solidification: Malachor can solidify or give solid-like properties to darkness/shadows with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond. Darkness Spike Projection: Malachor can project darkness/shadow spikes. Shadow Camouflage: Malachor is able to become undetectable as long as he's in darkness or shadow. Shadow Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into shadows. He transformed form is either anatomically identical to his normal form, aside of being made of shadow, in which case, it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, Malachor can transform into homogenous matter, without any part of his form being more important than the other. Malachor can assume a two-dimensional form, extend outward to become a larger shadow, blend into shadows completely, or even teleport through him. Spiritual Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate darkness/shadows formed from one's soul/spirit. Due to being comprised of spiritual power, the darkness/shadows aren't only stronger than usual darkness/shadows, but also have the power to affect one's soul in varying ways. Shadow Cloning: Malachor can create clones of himself, others and/or objects by using darkness/shadow. Shadow Swimming: Malachor can swim through any/all shadows/darkness as if they were made of liquid. Shadow Stealth: Malachor can hide within the shadows of others. Smoke Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into smoke. Animated Shadow: Malachor can transform his or other's shadows into living beings. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He even use it to make Shadow Monsters. Vocal Mimicry: He was able to imitate someone's voice perfectly. Combat Skills: Despite never having been shown to have trained at all in any form of martial art, Malachor was a very skilled practitioner of hand-to-hand combat. He is also shown to be a fairly skilled swordsman, as on one occasion where he uses his sword. Nightmare Manipulation: Malachor can enter and manipulate the nightmares of oneself and others, including modifying, suppressing, fabricating, influencing, manifesting, sensing, and observing nightmares. Nightmare Imprisonment: Malachor can trap others in nightmares. Darkness Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using darkness. Mirror Imprisonment: Malachor is able trap victims into any reflection. Crystal Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using crystals. Plant/Flora-cide. With a touch, Malachor can instantly cause plants to die. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He can also use it to make Shadow Creatures. Illusion Manipulation: Malachor can create and manipulate illusions, causing targets to see, hear, touch, smell and/or taste things which do not actually exist or cause them to perceive things differently from what they truly are. Sonic Scream: Malachor can emit/generate extremely powerful scream of a high amplitude for a variety of purposes. Enhanced Roar: Malachor is able to shout so loud that the user can blow away objects or break objects with his ferocious vocal cords which can cause vibrations.He may also be able to emit a roar strong enough to cause fear. Levitate: Malachor can hover in the air. Weaknesses: Despite his powerful abilities, Malachor has a few weaknesses. These include: Reflection: Malachor’s own reflection will reveal his normal form no matter what he has shifted to look like. Flash Photography: If a camera flashes at Malachor in his different forms, it will reveal his normal form for a short time. Divine Power: Though Malachor cannot be harmed and killed by normal weapons and attacks, even the high-tech ones, those with divine power or magic of harmony such as the Sword of Harmony, Elements of Harmony, Three Prime Alicorn Deities, Samurai Jack's Sword, and the crystal geodes or magic necklaces from Equestria Girls. 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Malachor, the Dark Lord

"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past." -Malachor Malachor was an evil, powerful, and demonic dark tyrant born from a cosmic black mass of darkness (the same mass where Aku was born) and main antagonist of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and PPG WOL the Series. Species: Ancient Dark Entity Gender: Male Height: Varies Alias: The Dark Lord The Great Evil God Malachor the Dark Lord The Lord of Shadows The Lord of Darkness Lord Malachor The Dark Lord Malachor Master Master Malachor The Shadow Lord The Shadow King The Dark God The Dark Master The Ruler of Darkness The Master of Darkness The Master of Shadows The Bringer of Darkness The Emperor of Sorrow Dark Lord of All Darkness The Master of all Darkness and Evil Ruler of the Shadow Creatures The Dark One The Evil One The King of Evil The Ultimate Evil The Great Evil The Dark Entity The Evil Entity Hoodie Malcolm Shadows Occupation: Dark Lord Ruler of the Shadow Realm Leader of the Shadow Creatures Hobby: Causing chaos. Humiliating, mocking, and tricking his enemies. Seeking vengeance on those who get in his way. Subjecting all to his rule. Destroying everything sacred and beautiful. Slaughter, enslaving, and torturing his enemies. Scaring victims. Putting victims in despair. Goals: To rule Equestria and the Human World as the almighty being. Plunge the world into darkness. Kill the Mane Six and destroy Elements of Harmony. Allies: The Black Mass (incarnation) Professor N. Shroud Salvox Duskos Duskos The Dazzlings (sometimes) Nightmare Moon (formerly) Demon Sunset (clone) Midnight Sparkle (clone) Tirek Queen Chrysalis King Sombra Shadow Clones Servants of Darkness Shadow Creatures Corrupted Ones Monsters Other minions Enemies: Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie Rarity Applejack Fluttershy (sometimes) Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer Sci-Twi (Human Twilight) Humane Six Princess Celestia Princess Luna Star Swirl the Bearded The Three Prime Alicorn Deities Zen Aku (brother) Other ponies Other humans PPG WOL Allies: Alpha and Beta Mojo Jojo PPG WOL Enemies: PPG Aku Powerpuff Girls Bliss Voice Actor: Scott McNeil or Frank Welker Japanese Voice Actor: Takaya Kuroda or Kiyoyuki Yanada Main Theme: link Personality: Malachor is evil incarnate; he embodies the very essence of an evil overlord. Cruel, ruthless, serious, brutal, malicious, cunning, uncaring, omnipotent, blasphemous, domineering, and authoritative to all he meets, it is obeyed or obliterated with Malachor. He is truly arrogant, oppressive, temperamental, destructive, and sadistic by default, and does not take kindly to disobedience. Although he is merciless, manipulative, and sometimes generous, to say the least, he has enough of an understanding of humanity to manipulate their feelings to his advantage. This is how he manipulated King Sombra, Stygian, and Luna into becoming Nightmare Moon. Malachor is as intelligent as he is powerful, and his cunning knows little end, from taking the form of a cute boy to trick either Rarity or Twilight, or manipulating various races into serving him. He has no remorse whatsoever about telling someone he will save their village if they obey his command. Despite this, he possesses a dry sense of humor and often jokes when in a good mood, frequently mocking everyone, including the Mane 6, whenever he can and whatever he can. He is also a bit crazy. Appearances: Malachor appears to be a very tall and imposing-looking demon in a floor-length black robe, hood, red eyes engulfed with dark purple haze, large spike shoulder pauldrons. His movements has cracking, rumbling, and booming sounds like Aku from Samurai Jack. A deep droning noise was often heard around him when he appears. Origin: Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon the three mighty gods Odin, Ra, and Vishnu. During the battle, the deities' assault was fierce, and despite the entity's attempts to resist, it was almost entirely destroyed, save for two pieces flung from the whole. The two fragments drifted through space for untold time, one crashed to Earth, and other one crashed to Equestria during the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era. It is implied that this crash is the event that caused the extinction of the none-avian dinosaurs. The fragment developed over eons into an ominous forest of black spikes that devoured any who or what dared enter. Eventually the forest grew so large that it nearly threatened Canterlot, and so Princess Amore requested Star Swirl the Bearded to kill the evil at its source. Armed with a magic oil he created to strengthen his magic, Star Swirl and the princess’s cavalry rode into the heart of the forest. Once at the black lake in the forest's center, the wizard doused an arrow into the oil he had made, firing it into the black lake. Unexpectedly, the oil's magic did not destroy the evil, but had the unforeseen effect of galvanising the evil into a demonic specter form, giving it sentience and shape-shifting abilities, and thus giving birth to the dark wizard, Malachor. Malachor easily defeated Star Swirl, trapping him to the side of the tree from which Malachor spawned in order to watch as the Dark Lord sought out to destroy Canterlot and all of Equestria afterwards. The Three Deities, sensing the good in Star Swirl, summoned him to a secret place. Taking the good inside him, they forged the energies and theirs to create a mighty blade from the crystal tree deep within the Ever Free Forest, creating the Sword of Harmony: a magic sword that would be capable of harming Malachor. Armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, Star Swirl plunged into battle against Malachor. In the end, Star Swirl was victorious, but he was unable to destroy the demon, and so instead sealed him into the devastated Badlands. As he was sealed away, Malachor vowed he would one day return. After sealing him, the Sword of Harmony split into the six Elements of Harmony. Shortly after, the Princess Amore gave birth to two daughters: Celestia and Luna. Determined to learn from the catastrophe, and aware that Malachor may indeed one day return, Starswirl and the Princesses determined on creating a plan, and thus orchestrated the events that would set Twilight and the five on the path to becoming the Guardians of Harmony, thus to defeat Malachor once and for all. In the present, Malachor first appeared in Twilight’s dream as a shadowy silhouette ominously slowly turns around. During a solar eclipse, the tree form that Malachor was imprisoned in the Badlands, and dissolved releasing Malachor. Abilities and Powers: Malachor was well known for being one of the most powerful characters of the series. He had a large range and arsenal of powers and capabilities that made him almost unstoppable. He is far more powerful than Aku. Immense Dark Powers: Malachor has a immense amount of dark powers. Dark Magic: Malachor utilize powerful dark arts. Tentacle Extension: Malachor can generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Immortality: A significant aspect in the series is that Malachor was ageless and immortal. He requires no sustenance, and cannot be harmed by mortal means. Only the power of divine weapons like Sword of Harmony and the Elements of Harmony (sword form), or divine entities are capable of doing him harm. He also can bestow agelessness to others. Shapeshifting: Malachor could change into virtually any form he desired, from a giant dragon to a small insect, or even a human and pony. He was able to seamlessly change his size, liquefy himself, or stretch and expand his body. He could even replicate into clones of himself to be in numerous places at once, with his mind inhabiting numerous bodies. He typically changed into animal forms during battle, such as a scorpion or an octopus, adapting to the situation. On one occasion, he also transformed into a huge, amorphous mass of darkness that greatly resembled the evil entity he had previously once been/spawned from, and could alter parts of himself at will. He is also capable of transforming into inanimate objects. Immense Strength: Malachor possess enormous immense strength. Immense Durability: Malachor possess drastically greater durability than what is naturally possible. Supernatural Physicality: Malachor could alter his physical capabilities to virtually any level he needed or wanted due to his magical shape-shifting abilities. He has manifested superhuman strength, speed, endurance, and senses. No parameters or upper limits were established regarding these capabilities. Regeneration: While Malachor is completely resistant to most forms of attack, he is not invulnerable; items such as the Sword of Harmony or magics such as divine energy can damage the substance from which he is made. However, Malachor was able to regenerate to a large degree even against attacks such as these. These sorts of assaults tend to create large, burning holes or gashes in him where he is struck, which Malachor can close back up with effort. However, his ability to regenerate in these situations was limited. Accelerating Regeneration: Malachor can increases the rate and speed of his Regeneration as the result of the level of punishment sustained. This means that each time he is wounded and healed, this will make the speed of regeneration faster than before, and will get faster each time he is wounded and healed. Making Malachor more difficult to kill him even Samurai Jack's Sword. Magic Immunity: Malachor is unaffected/immune by Equestrian Magic in any way except the Elements of Harmony. Eye Beams: One of Malachor’s most commonly utilized attacks, this ability tends to manifest as beams of red light that typically incinerates the objects it makes contact with. It can be used either as continuous beams of red light, or as staccato bolts of energy. He has used this ability in numerous battles with the Mane Six, and he also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Malachor can also harmlessly teleport beings to places of his choosing through this power. The beams can also slice through objects like a plasma torch, or cause them to explode. Malachor also uses a variation of this ability to restore or recreate. Hyper Beam: Malachor fires a dark purple beam and black of energy with a dark black energy around it from his mouth or hands at his enemies. For a larger beam, Malachor puts his arms in front of him and fires a huge dark purple beam from in between his arms at his opponent. He also used it to destroy the majority of his past kingdom. Claws: Malachor had razor sharp claws, which he repeatedly used in attempts in combat or murder ponies. Atmokinesis: Malachor seems to have the ability to control the weather, because when he is seen, a strong wind comes and a destructive storm cloud appears, and when he arrives, lightning appears afterwards followed by thunder. Sun Blocking: Malachor can block the sun in the sky through different methods, including darkening the sky, placing an object high in the sky that blocks the sun, creating dark clouds to block the sun, causing eclipse, etc., preventing sunlight coming down, which will kill plants over time and prevent solar-powered beings from getting their power Personal Void: Malachor possesses a portable void and space within or around his body that the can use to entrap objects or living beings. Remote Viewing: Using mystical forces in his lair, Malachor can create images on the walls or mirrors to view whatever he wishes. He tends to use this ability most often to simply watch Twilight and her friends doing some circumstances while stewing in his unhappiness at being unable to kill them. Umbrageous Teleportation: Malachor can teleport via shadows/darkness, merging into shadows/darkness and appearing anywhere else from the same element. He can even teleport himself to one point to an other in a black smoke. He uses this often for quick appearances or escapes. Shadow Claw: Malachor can project and retract razor-sharp claws of darkness/shadows from his fingertips for offensive purposes. Smoke Breath: Malachor is able to generate and manipulate black smoke within in a way that allows him to shape the exhaling of the effect. These shapes can include bursts, streams, even a mist of it from the mouth. He uses this often for quick escapes. Dark Elemental Control: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the elements of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of nature, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal elements. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of nature itself. Dark Earth Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the earth of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of earth, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal earth. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of earth. Dark Fire Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the fire of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of fire, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal fire. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of fire. Dark Lightning Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the electricity of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of electricity, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal electricity. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of electricity. Dark Water Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the water of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of water, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal water. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of water. Dark Wind Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the air/wind of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of air/wind, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal air/wind. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of air/wind. Dark Ice Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate the ice of a darker, detrimental nature; that which damages, destroys, and consumes anything/everything they come across, representing the hazardous destructive side of ice, which in turn ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal ice. In essence, this is about solely controlling the negative powers of ice. Dark Fire Ball Projection: Malachor create and launch balls of dark fire. Plunder Vine Manipulation: Malachor can summon Plunder Vines come out of the ground and strike his enemies. Telekinesis: He has shown the ability to move, control and manipulate objects through will alone, even from huge distances. While using this ability, his eyes tend to flash red. Conjuring: He has the ability to create objects out of black mist. Necromancy: Malachor has been shown to be capable of animating countless dead bodies and bending them to his will. He can even revive other beings. Possession: Malachor can possess over the body of any living being, whether sentient or not, by stealing their motor functions and senses. Interstellar Travel: Malachor is capable of interstellar travel, well beyond the speed of light. Object Materialization: The ability to create objects and materials out of nothing. Corruption: One of Malachor’s most powerful abilities. Using dark magic, Malachor can manipulate humans and ponies heart or mutate normally harmless beings into monstrous versions of themselves. Corruption Aura: Malachor can surround himself in corruption energy/matter to cause a morality changing effect to everyone that comes into contact or any corrupting related effect. Corruption Manipulation: Malachor can manipulate the powers of corruption to take a variety of effects on themselves or others. Malachor may take control of any darkness in the hearts of others to make them into their servants. He can even influence the corruption in a means of combat purposes, energy attacks, or corruption techniques. Absolute Darkness: Malachor is able to create a field of absolute impenetrable darkness that completely negates sight and may also dull or even completely negate the other senses. He potentially able to generate darkness so intense it can completely obliterate objects in its path. Darkness Aura: Malachor can release and surround himself in/with darkness/shadow for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable. The aura may also give him enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability. Dark Fire Aura: Malachor can surround himself in dark fire when he is angered. Reality Warping: Malachor could warp reality to an extent. He was even able to affected inanimate objects, and made them into his dark world in appearance. Dark Portal Creation: Malachor can create portals using darkness/shadows. These portals can also lead to a world of emptiness/darkness. He even able to open a portal to the Human World. He uses this often for quick escapes. Darkness Blast: Malachor releases darkness/shadow over a specific target area. Dark Energy Blast: Malachor can release dark energy over a specific target area causing great damage and/or delivering great shock waves of pure force. Dark Beam Emission: Malachor releases beams of a darkness/shadow. Dark Pillar Projection: Malachor project darkness/shadow pillars. Darkness Slash: Malachor releases darkness/shadow when slashing. Dark Reflective Attacks: Malachor release attacks of darkness/shadow that can bounce off of any surface. Darkness Bullet Projection: Malachor can fire in short sequence over a wide area. Darkness Bomb: Malachor can create bombs/explosions of darkness/shadow. Formulated Darkness Blasts: Malachor release blasts of darkness/shadow in a form of a creature or object. Dark Missiles: Malachor can create missiles of darkness/shadow. Dark Scatter Shot: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts that split into multiple fragments. Shadow Breath: Discharge darkness/shadow blasts from his mouth. Dark Wind Breath: The ability to generate from within oneself dark wind and release them from the mouth. Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can  manipulate darkness and shadows. By itself, darkness is mostly used to cloud everything into total darkness, but by accessing a dimension of dark energy it can be channeled to a variety of effects, both as an absence of light and a solid substance: one can also control and manipulate the beings that exist there, create and dispel shields and areas of total darkness, create constructs and weapons, teleport one's self through massive distances via shadows, etc. Dark Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate dark energy, usually drawn from inter-dimensional or other similar sources. It can be channeled to a variety of effects as an absence of light, a solid, gaseous and/or liquid substance that can be shaped/manifested in various ways. Unlike Darkness Manipulation, which draws from the similar source, dark energy focuses on direct, destructive and violently outwards directed aspect of the spectrum. Destructive Energy Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate destructive energy, capable of destroying anything without leaving a single trace. Dark Shield: Malachor can create shields of varying shapes and sizes out of the darkness/shadows. Shadow Ball Projection: Malachor can create and launch spheres of darkness/shadow. Omnidirectional Darkness Waves: Malachor send out a wave of darkness/shadow in all directions. Dark Hand Blasts: Malachor release darkness/shadow blasts from his hands. Darkness Solidification: Malachor can solidify or give solid-like properties to darkness/shadows with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond. Darkness Spike Projection: Malachor can project darkness/shadow spikes. Shadow Camouflage: Malachor is able to become undetectable as long as he's in darkness or shadow. Shadow Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into shadows. He transformed form is either anatomically identical to his normal form, aside of being made of shadow, in which case, it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, Malachor can transform into homogenous matter, without any part of his form being more important than the other. Malachor can assume a two-dimensional form, extend outward to become a larger shadow, blend into shadows completely, or even teleport through him. Spiritual Darkness Manipulation: Malachor can create, shape and manipulate darkness/shadows formed from one's soul/spirit. Due to being comprised of spiritual power, the darkness/shadows aren't only stronger than usual darkness/shadows, but also have the power to affect one's soul in varying ways. Shadow Cloning: Malachor can create clones of himself, others and/or objects by using darkness/shadow. Shadow Swimming: Malachor can swim through any/all shadows/darkness as if they were made of liquid. Shadow Stealth: Malachor can hide within the shadows of others. Smoke Mimicry: Malachor can transform his body completely into smoke. Animated Shadow: Malachor can transform his or other's shadows into living beings. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He even use it to make Shadow Monsters. Vocal Mimicry: He was able to imitate someone's voice perfectly. Combat Skills: Despite never having been shown to have trained at all in any form of martial art, Malachor was a very skilled practitioner of hand-to-hand combat. He is also shown to be a fairly skilled swordsman, as on one occasion where he uses his sword. Nightmare Manipulation: Malachor can enter and manipulate the nightmares of oneself and others, including modifying, suppressing, fabricating, influencing, manifesting, sensing, and observing nightmares. Nightmare Imprisonment: Malachor can trap others in nightmares. Darkness Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using darkness. Mirror Imprisonment: Malachor is able trap victims into any reflection. Crystal Imprisonment: Malachor can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using crystals. Plant/Flora-cide. With a touch, Malachor can instantly cause plants to die. Umbrakinetic Creature Creation: Malachor can create beings of darkness/shadow or shape existing darkness/shadow into wanted shapes and purposes. He can also use it to make Shadow Creatures. Illusion Manipulation: Malachor can create and manipulate illusions, causing targets to see, hear, touch, smell and/or taste things which do not actually exist or cause them to perceive things differently from what they truly are. Sonic Scream: Malachor can emit/generate extremely powerful scream of a high amplitude for a variety of purposes. Enhanced Roar: Malachor is able to shout so loud that the user can blow away objects or break objects with his ferocious vocal cords which can cause vibrations.He may also be able to emit a roar strong enough to cause fear. Levitate: Malachor can hover in the air. Weaknesses: Despite his powerful abilities, Malachor has a few weaknesses. These include: Reflection: Malachor’s own reflection will reveal his normal form no matter what he has shifted to look like. Flash Photography: If a camera flashes at Malachor in his different forms, it will reveal his normal form for a short time. Divine Power: Though Malachor cannot be harmed and killed by normal weapons and attacks, even the high-tech ones, those with divine power or magic of harmony such as the Sword of Harmony, Elements of Harmony, Three Prime Alicorn Deities, Samurai Jack's Sword, and the crystal geodes or magic necklaces from Equestria Girls. 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