#the bombinomicon

[brokensenseofhumor]

Made a humanized Bombinomicon, look at him

Also version without the beanie under the cut

[kellanved-ammanas]

TF2 Drabbles: The Bombinomicon & Merasmus & Soldier

Summary: Soldier inviting Merasmus to his and Zhanna's wedding? The sheer chaos and violence of how Solly does things in general plus their weird bitter exes-ish dynamic are fun.

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“What is it?” the Bombinomicon asked for the third time since Merasmus had wondered into the library because he was still staring at the letter with that look on his face that said he was confused and unsure how to feel about it. Meaning it had to be something interesting. “Come on now, it’s unfair of you to bring that in here and not tell me what it is.” The only time the Bombinomicon got out was when Merasmus brought it out or when he cast a levitation spell on it, allowing it to float around for a few hours. So the tease of something interesting was just rude.

Finally though, Merasmus looked up. “It’s a wedding invitation.”

“Ooh!” Interesting indeed. “Whose?” They didn’t have many friends so it had to be a trap, right? More of Merasmus’ bad decisions surrounding borrowing money from certain organized crime syndicates coming back to haunt them. To be fair, the Bombinomicon hadn’t exactly discouraged him as much as it probably should’ve so it was partially to blame as well.

“Soldier’s. He’s marrying Zhanna.”

Oh so maybe not a trap after all, making it more exciting. “Haven’t they only been dating for like a year?”

Merasmus shrugged. “It’s Soldier. That’s probably a long time for him.”

“True, true.” Soldier being Soldier also explained the invitation, he was just weird like that. The Bombinomicon had always liked him. “We’re gonna go, right? I know he’s your ex and all but…”

“He’s not my ex, we never dated.”

“Hmm… whatever you say, ol’ pal.” It had looked an awful lot like dating to the Bombinomicon. Not that it had ever dated anyone or was even wanted to but as a book it knew a lot of stuff, including what dating looked like. Trashy romance was one of the genres it read the most after all, making it basically an expert on the subject. “We’re still gonna go, right?”

Merasmus sighed as he folded up the invitation and tossed it on the table. “I don’t know. What is one even supposed to wear to a wedding?”

“A suit. I think you’d look good in a suit. Put me in a bow tie. I’ve always wanted an excuse to dress up fancy.”

With another sigh, Merasmus walked over to stand in front of the Bombinomicon’s pedestal, looking down at it. “You really think I’d look good in a suit?”

“Yes.” Everyone looked good in a suit. “Or a nice dress if you’d prefer. And I think I’ll look good in a bow tie. And it’s Soldier so you know it’s not gonna be a normal wedding. Who knows what kind of chaos will go down during it? When’s the last time you got out and had some fun? Wait, don’t answer that, ‘cause I know that answer; the only time you go out for fun is around Halloween. Which means the only time I get to go out too is also around Halloween. So let’s go and have some fun at your ex’s wedding. Maybe he’ll even see how good you look in fancy clothes and realize what he missed out on, huh? Or he’ll see how happy you are single and get jealous! Wouldn’t that be fun?”

Merasmus didn’t respond, his brow still furrowed in heavy thought. At least he’d finally learned to think things through before jumping into them. It only took a few hundred years.

“And if things are boring, well, we got the tools to make it a real blast instead.” Bombs and explosions of all sorts could liven up any boring event. “So what do you say? Sounds fun, don’t it?”

A resigned sigh gave away Merasmus’ decision before he even spoke. “Fine. If you wanna go so bad, we can. I suppose it can’t hurt to get out more.”

“Yes! Finally some excitement. Make sure to find me a really nice bow tie. Pick whatever colour you think I’d look good in. I wanna look my best for my first ever wedding.”

[teamfurtress]

Magic man 🪄🐐 comm for leezord.bsky.social !

[scoutsurge]

I thought this would be funnier-

Also I don't know demo's like lore 100% SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME

also my first time fully drawing demo and colouring- ^^ done in a few hours-

[cooltf2facts]

cool tf2 fact: the bombinomicon is a cook book and its only recipe is disaster

You are not wrong.

[cultofmalcolm]

Bombinomicon

Its the Bombinomicon!!

[chaoticedward]

IT IS I!!!!! MERASMUS!!!!!!!!

im on spring break now so hopefully i will post some but i am very busy </3 </3

[thedoodlerpost]

So i kinda forgot this website exists, oopsie on my end! anyways have a drawing of Krieg really happy about exploding himself. this was originally a commission for a youtuber for this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyA5YLW33Bk&t=1444s but unfortunately he decided to go with the usual artist he commissions from (props to the artist, they still did a fantastic job on it!) but i mean it still had to be finished, he just looked so happy, look at him!

[chokulit]

more csm au!!!! this time with demo's ref and backstory!!!

[everysoldiertf2]

[brokensenseofhumor]

Actually hold the fucking phone. I’m gonna design a humanized version of the Bombinomicon

[theviceenforcer]

Scream Fortress 2 (SFM) RED Witch vs BLU Witch

The newest mercs battle it out while Merasmus and the Bombinomicon watch from a distance in fear.

Merasmus: Must hide and heal.

Bombinomicon: I should give them bomb heads to blow you up.

[pinecobe-man]

feeling silly, might read the bombinombicon, might curse my left eye to haunt me forever, idk

[blorbo-luvr-3000]

The only character/thing in tf2 that I have not seen someone make porñ of is monoculus. Genuinely. Now that I’ve bought it up, how long until that changes?

[niblets-criblet]

I hate to announce this, but UPS is holding the Bombinomicon journals hostage. I'm not very optimistic about them arriving this week, so the release date for them will most likely have to be pushed back.

I am so sorry everyone. I will keep you all updated if there is progress. 😔

🎃Scream Fortress merch is available only in the month of October! Be sure to get them before they're gone!🎃

[kellanved-ammanas]

TF2 Drabbles: Sniper & Merasmus & Bombinomicon

Summary: I'd be interested to see more snippets of this Sniper & Merasmus Are Bird Grandads 'verse.

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Sniper hadn’t felt too terribly worried until he actually saw the owls’ nest, cementing it as a reality and thus something to worry about. It was indeed in Merasmus’ magic cauldron, nestled way at the bottom, taking the shape of it. The eggs were already laid too. It being daylight both Mollie and Sir Hootsalot were currently in, making it hard to see how many were present only that there was at least one peeking out from beneath their feathers.

“How did you not notice them building this?” With how big it was, there was no way they’d built it in a day. They’d had to have been coming in and out with building materials for days, presumably through the window Merasmus left open for Mollie. How had he not noticed that or at least seen it in the cauldron before today?

Before Merasmus could answer, the Bombinomicon in the corner of the room replied for him. “He’s been lazy, hasn’t tried to make a potion in weeks.”

“I was out of ingredients until just this morning.”

“Yeah, ‘cause you’ve been too lazy to go out and get more.”

Before they could descend properly into their typical old married couple type of argument, Sniper turned away from the cauldron to face Merasmus. “I can’t lift it out without breaking it. It’s too deep in there and too big to move easily.” It was bigger than the opening of the cauldron thanks to the way the bottom ballooned out slightly. “So… how dangerous is it for them to be in there?” The owls wouldn’t like it but if it was toxic, they had to move.

“It’s not. I clean it thoroughly. It’s important to because leaving residue from one potion will mess up another, sometimes dangerously so.”

“That’s why he puts off using it so much,” the Bombinomicon chimed in. “He doesn’t like cleaning it but he does do it. So the owls are perfectly fine to stay in there and I think they should be allowed too. It’s what he gets for not paying attention to it for so long.”

Merasmus shot an annoyed look in its direction but quickly turned his attention back onto Sniper. “I have need for the cauldron.”

Normally this kind of thing wasn’t Sniper’s business but with his pet being fifty percent responsible for the problem, he was involved by default. Moving the nest was still technically possible but would be a huge pain that would likely involve the owls clawing at them for breaking the nest and handling the eggs, something probably neither of them wanted. “Maybe get a new cauldron?”

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good cauldron?”

“No but… I’ll help you look. Or Engie’s might be able to get some good metal and put it in the right shape.” It wasn’t the type of thing Engie was known for but he worked the metal for his machines into the right shapes, how much harder could a cauldron be?

Merasmus frowned, crossing his arms as if annoyed. He shifted his weight back and forth a couple times before relaxing. “Fine. I suppose the trouble would be worth not risking breaking the eggs. Come on, let’s go.”

Welp, seems Sniper was spending much of today with Merasmus. Oh well, it’s not like he had anything else really going on anyway. It might even be interesting to learn what made a cauldron good for magic.