#the black elf boy is at ciris beck and call. he wanted to stay with the driads (white people with dreads)
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people seriously watched the Witcher? and think it's good? WHEEZE
#i can't believe what im watching xmskksng#'tumor' 'nepotism' 'cuckold' fucking 'spa' all. famous medieval words LMFAOOOO#gerard: opens his mouth says 3 Centrist Liberal Actyally Right-wing words#people: omg yes you're right i have had this opinion for 300 years but now i realize i was wrong and should do as you say instead#someone needs to explain to me WHY exactly jaskier and geralt are friends cause i know i did not see it happen#geralt: meets yennefer (fast forward 3 min) it's LOVE. ok#the black elf boy is at ciris beck and call. he wanted to stay with the driads (white people with dreads)#but she just says she wants him with her grabs his wrist and leads him away.#it was Not Pretty#yennefer: meets town mayor yennefer: homophobic joke#yennefer: meets geralt and jaskier yennefer: homophobic joke#I CAN'T WITH THIS ๐#THIS IS JUST THE TIP. OF THE ICEBERG ๐#.rtf#jaskier (a protagonist) is constantly absent from things#ciri: im done apologizing#you literally never have
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