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happy renfield opening night! hereâs a glimpse at my dwight frye-inspired costume from the screening last night.
#how many spiders were in my hair? approximately 10. and for the face/body.... spirit gum my beloved you really got me#shout out to my fat little man jolly chilling on my shoulder. lad of all time. fun little book of renfield ref for me and me alone#the bite was SO HARD to get to stay. truly very fitting for renfield that a vampire bite was so difficult to achieve#also thoughts and prayers for my white shirt that got blood all over the collar for this art#||x LONG AND AFAR OFF [ ooc ]#||x NEAR TO THE HEART OF HIS MYSTERY [ mun ]#{ blood tw }#{ spiders tw }#{ bugs tw }
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                  Donât Let the Bats Bite
Summary:Â After decades spent together in England, Agatha, now vampire and wife to Dracula, has maintained a distance from her family members. Even though secretly she has wondered about them. It isnât until she hears a report that an accident has taken the lives of her great nephew and niece-in-law and left their two year old daughter, Zoe, an orphan that she steps in and, against the Countâs wishes, brings the toddler into their unusual life. Will their vampiric ways conflict too much with parenthood, or is Zoe Van Helsing their missing link to perfection?
Ship: Agatha/Dracula
Rating: T
Chapters: 1/2 (or 1/3)Â
Read on AO3
A/N: Originally, this was just going to be a one shot, but I felt like doing it in parts because I felt weird just being one long thing. So a few parts it shall be. Feedback is greatly loved and appreciated! -Jen
                             Part One
âUp!â Dracula stared down incredulously at the demanding two year old. Her name, according to what they could dig up in documents, was Zoe. Zoe Van Helsing. His however many grands niece by marriage to Agatha. During their near century in England, his vampiric bride silently withheld her desires to learn of her familyâs presence. For their sake and safety.Â
But like with many unplanned events, everything changed that fateful day when it was broadcasted over the news that a fatal car accident had taken the lives of Richard and Delilah Van Helsing, leaving their now orphaned toddler in its wake. Her decision was made right then and there. Even before the reporter finished his segment. And Dracula found himself caught between a rock and a hard place.Â
âWe cannot care for this thing, Agatha.â The vampire frowned as the little girl tried to claw her way up his pantâs leg. âWe are vampires. We simply arenât equipped to deal with...this.â Zoe let out a grunt of protest when the man peeled her off of him. âWe should return her to Child Protection. Perhaps a social worker can figure something out.âÂ
âZoe isnât a thing. Sheâs a child. Need I remind you that she is family?â Agatha frowned, going over to the child and scooping her up. âYour family nonetheless. She has no one, Dracula. Just us.â
âWell perhaps she should be placed with a human family!â The Count argued with exasperation. âYou didnât even discuss this with me. You went about forging documents and somehow, despite the system, weâve been granted custody of a practically helpless being!â He began to massage his temples. âManipulating Frank Renfield to do our bidding is supposed to be my job, not yours.âÂ
It was almost unnerving that, even at her young age, the girl resembled her distant aunt so much. The blues of her eyes. The rich brown locks of her hair. If anyone didnât know any better, perhaps she could easily be passed off as their biological offspring. How truly odd genetics were. Zoe watched Dracula with a curious expression, one that was slightly more appealing than Agathaâs glare of animosity.
âShe stays with us.â The former nun declared firmly, glowering at her lover. âEnd of discussion.â
Agathaâs frown faded away into a warm smile as her attention turned to the toddler. Gingerly, she tucked a few stray strands of hair that had fallen from one of Zoeâs pigtails behind her ear. The child had only been with them for a few hours and already the vampireâs maternal instincts had blossomed. It was evident how much she adored the child, something her husband had yet to understand.Â
âI took the liberty of making a list of things we need for the house.â Agatha said, adjusting Zoe in her arms. âI was hoping youâd be willing to go out and buy them.âÂ
âAnd you thought this why?â Dracula inquired, folding his arms.Â
âBecause I assumed youâd rather do that than stay at home watching her.â His wife replied, throwing him a look. âZoeâs been through a lot. I donât want to drag her around to various shops. I promise it isnât too much. Just a crib, some child locks, baby gates, a high chair, more nappies, a few outfits--I have her size listed, and a few other things. It shouldnât be hard.â She ignored the stare of disbelief Dracula was giving her. âOnce weâve had some time to settle down, we can really go about setting a nursery up.âÂ
A nursery. The infamous Count didnât want to question as to which room theyâd be turning that into. He knew. And even if he argued against it, Agatha would win. She always did. His prized artwork and treasured statues would be moved else---god forbid the closet. This was why he had never desired children even as a human. They were needy. Required things. Like his study.Â
âNothing should require this much work.â He muttered under his breath, knowing full well that Agatha could still very much hear every word. Begrudgingly retrieving his long trench coat, a gift from his wife no less, Dracula briefly glanced over his shoulder. âAnd where might I find this list of yours?âÂ
âThe counter.â She replied curtly, nodding her head in the direction. âItâs getting late so try to be quick about it if you can. Stores close earlier on Sundays, you know.âÂ
âIâm well aware.â The vampire responded, snatching the note from its spot. âIâll retrieve what I can.âÂ
âThank you.â Agatha said with a small smile. âWe will be waiting with bated breath.â To which she received a grunt in return. Rolling her eyes, Agathaâs attention returned to her niece once her husband had vacated the premises. âUncle Dracula can be rather grumpy.â She chuckled, kissing the girlâs forehead. âDonât worry, youâll win him over. Just wait and see.âÂ
                            XXX
1897 had been a monumental year for Dracula for many reasons. Most importantly, it was when he met Agatha--though the circumstances were far from favorable. After the massacre of St. Maryâs Convent, he had decided to spare the nun for his own curiosity. A new bride of his own demise. Agatha, of course, had other plans. And after a failed attempt of killing him, she came up with the brilliant idea to end herself. Not a stake. No, lesson learned from Jonathan Harker, but the Sun. Second momentous memory--well, discovery--apparently that bright, burning star in the sky wasnât so deadly after all.Â
Something changed between them after that. The toxicity that had once embedded itself in their relationship began to drain away and soon new feelings surfaced. Happy, warmer feelings. Brighter than the Sun itself. And within a few years, hatred became love. And with that romance, became a partnership. Marriage. A life far from Transyvania and into Whitby, England.Â
Though they could go out during the day, the two still seemed to prefer the nightlife. It was peaceful. Quiet. And watching the sunrise together before tucking away to sleep for a few hours did them both good. But now all of that was going to change. Or so he felt was implied by the list gripped between his clawed fingers.Â
âFirst one?â
A friendly voice pulled Dracula from his thoughts and away from the crib heâd been mindlessly staring at. Turning, he saw a rather young man, red hair and equally warm green eyes behind wood framed glasses. Part of him considered the idea of dragging the innocent bystander out into the back alleyway and feasting upon him. But he knew well enough Agatha would somehow figure out heâd killed someone. She always did. Oh how he despised this humane sourcing of blood system they had going on with Frank Renfieldâs connections. It took the fun, the rush out of it all.Â
âIf you would call it that.â He replied tonelessly. âUnplanned.âÂ
âAh, so many of them are. But isnât that the excitement of it all?!â The stranger grinned, clearly not picking up that his company was unwelcomed. âDo you know what youâre having?â
âA girl.â The vampire replied curtly. âSheâs two.âÂ
âOh, adoption!â The man sounded somewhat confused. âWere you not expecting it to happen so soon orâŚâ He shook his head and smiled. âWell, way to go, mate! It takes a special kind of person to do something like that. Why--â
Draculaâs jaw set in frustration. âLook,â he began. âYou seem nice. But I simply do not have time, nor do I wish to, discuss things with you such as babies and the happiness of parenthood. Iâm here by request of my wife. Iâd like to be in and out of here as quickly as I can. My best wishes to you and your partner. May your rugrat be tolerable.âÂ
It was the best sort of well wishes he could give. Lifting up a crate of cradle parts as if they weighed as much as a mere feather, he set them roughly in his cart before striding off. The faster he could get out of the damned place, the better. The cheerfulness of it almost made his stomach churn. Pink, spill-less sippy cups. Various stuffed plushies with big, beady black eyes. And a few large packs of nappies--though his eyes stared fixated at a purple potty chair. He didnât want to think about training a child to use that. That, he decided, would be Agathaâs doing.Â
âAll set?â
Unlike the overexcited customer he had just run into, the cashier looked tired. Disinterested in all that was around her. Dracula didnât mind her lack of emotion as he loaded the contents of his cart onto the conveyor belt. She didnât share her excitement at the fact he possibly had a new kid, or bombarded him with questions on the subject. Instead, she quietly scanned everything and placed it back into the basket.Â
âHave a nice night.â The woman said through a wide yawn, handing the vampire his receipt. âCome back to see us soon.âÂ
The wheels of the cart whined as he rolled his cargo across the pavement and to his cart. It took a bit of maneuvering, but by some stroke of luck, he managed to squeeze everything inside. Hopefully Agatha would deem the ride fit enough for a child to be in. It did have a back seat after all. That had to be good enough, shouldnât it?
Agatha wasnât there to greet him at the door when he arrived home. Nor did she help him unload the very stuff she had asked for. Instead he found her lying comfortably in their bed, the toddler fast asleep curled up at her side. She held a finger to her lips as he entered their room somewhat perturbed by the stranger in his spot. Surely he wasnât secretly jealous of a two year old. He wasnât that juvenile.Â
âWeâll sit her up in her own room tomorrow.â The former nun whispered as not to wake the toddler. âFor now, I see no reason for her not to sleep here. Poor thing is exhausted after all. Went right down not too long after you left.âÂ
âI got everything you asked for.â Dracula replied, leaning against the wall. âYou wouldnât believe how much it cost.âÂ
âWe have the money, Dracula.â Agatha countered softly. âMuch more than anyone in Whitby, perhaps even most in England. I proved to be quite the accountant when it came to managing our money--not to mention Frank Renfieldâs services are rather useful. We will be fine with just one more.â She smiled down at Zoe. âYou and I have had many adventures, my love. This is simply another one.âÂ
âA different kind of permanent one.â Her husband muttered quietly. âIâm going to the fridge. How opposed are you to me having the dentist tonight? Itâs AB Positive.âÂ
âTake it.â She said with a wave of her hand. âI prefer O anyway. If you could heat up either some of the ethics professor or the banker--if we still have some left, Iâd much appreciate it. And it doesnât have to be the perfect temperature, just nothing below lukewarm.âÂ
Her husband nodded in understanding before turning on his heels and exiting the room. Agathaâs eyes followed him until he disappeared from sight. Apparently, this was all going to take a lot more getting used to that she thought.Â
                           XXX
After a few days, the nightmares started and Zoe often woke up screaming for her parents. It didnât matter what they were doing--whether it be having a nice, quiet moment to themselves or in the thralls of passion, Agatha would tear herself away from her husband and rush into their adopted childâs room. Dracula sighed as his wife brought the tear streaked face toddler into their sitting room right in the middle of their game of chess.Â
âWant Mummy and Daddy!â The little girl wailed. âWant Mummy and Daddy!âÂ
âI know, I knowâŚâ Agatha attempted to soothe, rubbing the girlâs back. She looked to Dracula in almost desperation as if maybe he had a solution to all of this. âAunt Agatha and Uncle Dracula promise to make all of the bad dreams go away.âÂ
Zoe sniffled and looked towards the Count. âBye bye, dark!â
The manâs brows furrowed. âWhat does she mean?âÂ
âBye bye, dark!â The girl insisted, her volume rising. âBye bye, dark!âÂ
âPerhaps sheâs afraid of the dark?â Agatha inquired, eyeing her niece curiously. âWe should consider installing night lights around the house.â
âAgatha, we are creatures of the night!â Dracula groaned. âCertainly she can learn to adjust to the nighttime as we did. She sleeps through most of it!â But the look on his wifeâs face told him everything. âFine.â He said, tone almost cold. âBut I get to decide what they look like and where they go.â
A decision, he came to, that involved the famous superhero âBatmanâ. It seemed only fitting to fix the well known symbol of a black bat surrounded by a halo of yellow within the various sockets in their home. Heâd never been a fan of the comic, but he took humor where he could get it.Â
âFunny!â Zoe informed him one day pointing at the light. She tilted her small head to the side and smiled. âBird!â
âBat.â He corrected, grabbing her hand. âAs weâve gone over before. Come now, your supperâs getting cold.âÂ
âBird.â The toddler insisted, shaking her head as she followed her uncle. âBird, Daccy, bird!âÂ
âDracula.â The vampire exhaled, lifting the child into her high chair. âHow is it you can say other things but my name gives you a great deal of trouble?â
âI find it rather adorable.â Agatha smirked as she set a plate of peas and macaroni in front of her niece. âAunt Aggie and Uncle Daccy, has a nice ring to it, donât you think?âÂ
âAs tasteful as the blood of a leper.â Her husband said, throwing her a look. âAgatha, I honestly do not think this setting is working out.â And as if on cue, a single pea flew past his head and tumbled onto the floor by his feet. Zoe giggled from her seat, quite pleased with herself. âTo further prove my point.â He continued, motioning to the abandoned vegetable. âIâm a cold blooded killer, not a loving guardian.âÂ
âWe all have flaws.â His wife replied simply, going to wipe the toddlerâs mouth. âBut that doesnât mean we cannot fix them.â She pressed a kiss on the toddlerâs forehead before turning back to her husband. âAnd Iâve been doing a lot of thinking and have come to the conclusion that there is perhaps one way we can do that.âÂ
âAnd that would beâŚâ The Count ventured.Â
âAn uncle and niece day!â Agatha chuckled, noting the stunned expression on her loverâs face. âItâll be good for the three of us. I get some time to myself and you get to know Zoe more.âÂ
âIn the past several centuries of my life, I have never heard of a more ridiculous idea!â Dracula retorted, eyes following Agatha as she moved about the kitchen. âAgatha, you canât possibly expect me toâŚâÂ
âYouâve dealt with entire armies.â The former nun interrupted. âSurely a toddler cannot be that much harder.âÂ
Another pea flew through the air, this time hitting Dracula straight in the face. The man frowned deeply as the toddler gave him a toothy grin. When he had taken Agatha as his bride, he hadnât expected a vegetable wielding toddler in tow decades later. Exhaling, he leaned against the counter. This was going to be one hell of a war.Â
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