#the besr ride ever

[xlr8nrg]

Don't Judge Bitch

Because that's what people ride who has saved the Entire Existence from Extinction

[moonylupinlover]

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

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pairing/(s):

Remus Lupin x reader (platonic), Sirius Black x Remus Lupin, James Potter x reader

description: James and Sirius being best friends and acting like excited dogs jumping around in the corridor and hugging each other squealing whenever they see each other and their keepers just stand there watching them completely in love.

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James Potter and Y/N had been dating for 8 months, he had met her friends and she had met his both agreeing that they were nice. But something rhat always shocked her every single time it happened was when ever James saw Sirius.

She and James were walking to their potions class as Y/N talked about how Marlene and her had found this beautiful lake on the way to Hogsmeade when he squealed and jumped up and down on the spot.

’Sirius! Hey! Over heree! PADS!’ James shouted with all his might, ongoing students watching him in fear, but James didn’t notice.

’Oh my god!! Prongs! EEE!’ Sirius shrieked running through the crowds of people that bustle by. Remus stray behimd him apologising to all the people he pushed through and the first year that he pushed to the ground.

’I haven’t seen you in ages!’ James hugged Sirius tight with a beaming smile.

’We had Charms together not even 5 minutes ago?’ Sirius laughs ’I missed you too Prongs,’ Sirius hugs back tight, almost as if James was going to war and he doesn’t know when he’ll see him again.

’How are you Rem?’ Y/N chuckles at the pair smiling at Remus.

’Yeah I’m good, how about you?’ He smiles warmly with genuine curiosity.

’All good but bloody hell I’m buggered.’

She groans with fatigue, before she can say any more Remus holds a bar of chocolate infront of her.

’Here, have some chocolate it’ll make you feel better.’

She mutters a thank you breaking off a piece and handing the rest back to him. Y/N looks back at her boyfriend and sees Sirius on his back giving him a piggyback ride.

As she bites into the dark chocolate that instantly boost her energy, her irises inflated to go with her love gazy stare. Watching him be so free and happy with his besr friend, she smiled realizing that she was unconditionally sincerely in love with him.

‘They’re such dorks,’ Remus chuckles looking at Sirius with complete adoration in his eyes.

‘Yeah they are,’ Y/N laughs back planning how she’s going to propose to her perfect dork in her head, as Remus listed off the names of their children in his head.

[junekatluvr]

hai vuys 10 likes and ill draw nepeta as a cat and equius as a horse riding off into the sunset [alsp the colors arent the besr sorry i barely ever color 🙁]

[vroomvroommuppett]

i hope

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summary : the one where reader and spencer are dating but lately spencer has been distant , and everyone can tell , and you figure out that he’s been cheating on you with maeve so you go to your childhood besr friend’s house and realize something

a / n : there will be a part two

a / n : i only have the app so i apologize for no “keep reading”

a / n : you’re british

pairing : spencer reid x baufem!reader and jake peralta x reader (it’ll make sense later)

song : i hope by gabby barrett

category : angst / fluff

warnings : cheating

word count : 1.7k

i, i hope she makes you smile

the way you made me smile on the other end of a phone

in the middle of a highway driving alone

oh baby, i, i hope you hear a song

that makes you sing along and gets you thinking 'bout her

then the last several miles turn into a blur, yeah

you came to the bau four years ago and you and spencer hit it off immediately. overtime , you started getting feelings for him. a year and half after you came , the both of you told each other that you have feelings for each other and he asked you to be his girlfriend. he proposed to you on your two year anniversary and you said yes. now you were planning your wedding and you couldn’t be happier.

i hope you both feel the sparks by the end of the drive

i hope you know she's the one by the end of the night

i hope you never ever felt more free

tell your friends that you're so happy

i hope she comes along and wrecks every one of your plans

i hope you spend your last dime to put a rock on her hand

i hope she's wilder than your wildest dreams

she's everything you're ever gonna need

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

you and spencer were getting married in three months and you were over the moon. lately though , spencer had become distant , and leaving the apartment at random times. at first you thought anything of it. as time went on , everyone on the team could see that spencer didn’t look at you like he use to. he became distant. one day you went up to hotch’s office because you needed someone to talk to that you knew would listen. out of the whole team , you were closest to hotch , and he treated you like his daughter. you entered his office and sat down. when you sat down , he could notice something was off. he closed his blinds.

“i think spencer is cheating on me , aaron.”

“how do you mean?”

“he’s become more distant and leaves the apartment at the most random times. hotch , we’re suppose to be married in a little over two months. i don’t want to marry him then find out that he was cheating on me. i don’t know what to do”

he got up and hugged you.

“now that you say that , we all have noticed he’s been acting differently and he hasn’t been looking at you the way he used to. we’re all here for you , ok? and we’ll support your decision no matter what.”

just then there was a knock at the door.

“come in”

derek came in.

“reid wanted me to tell you that he has to go do something and that he’ll be back soon.”

you and aaron looked at each other

“thank you morgan.”

morgan left , and you turned to hotch.

“see what i mean?”

you and hotch talked some more then you went back to your desk and went on with the rest of your day.

yeah, babe, i hope she shows up in a 2 am pic from her friend

hanging on to a guy and you just ain't him

i hope you stay up all night all alone, waitin' by the phone

and then she calls

and baby, i, i hope you work it out

forgive and just about forget

and take her on a first date again

and when you lean in for a kiss

the ride home was quiet. he broke the silence

“why were you in hotch’s office today?”

“pre wedding nerves”

when you said wedding , you could see his hands grip the steering wheel. you gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought that he had pre wedding nerves as well. the two of you did your nighttime routine and went to bed.

i hope you both feel the sparks by the end of the drive

i hope you know she's the one by the end of the night

the next day , you came in alone. spencer had to go get something and that he would be late. you sighed. when you got to work , the whole team was standing there looking at you.

“what?”

“are you and spencer ok?” jj asked

“yeah - i mean i don’t know. i don’t want to talk about it right now.”

“he’s cheating on you isn’t he” morgan asked

you nodded.

“how did y’all find out?”

“well first , he doesn’t look at you like he used too , he’s been distant from everyone , and then yesterday he left and said he had to go do something.” emily said.

“when we were driving home last night , he asked me why i was in hotch’s office. and i said pre wedding nerves , when i was really talking about what y’all just said. and when i said pre wedding nerves , he gripped the steering wheel.”

about a half hour later , spencer comes in smiling , but not at you. he went to his desk and went right to work. morgan looked at you and gave you a weak smile. you got through the rest of the day and went home a little later than spencer. before you left , you got a text from him saying “we need to talk”. your heart went to your stomach

i hope you never ever felt more free

tell your friends that you're so happy

i hope she comes along and wrecks every one of your plans

i hope you spend your last dime to put a rock on her hand

i hope she's wilder than your wildest dreams

she's everything you're ever gonna need

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

you got home and that’s when he said it

“i can’t do this.”

“do what?”

“us. i can’t marry you.”

“it’s because of her isn't it.”

he sighed.

“yes. i’m so sorry”

“how long?”

“four months.”

at this point you were crying.

“why? was i not good enough?”

“you were. it’s just that she’s been helping me with my migraines since she's a geneticist. and over time i realized that we have a lot in common.”

“i have loved you since i came to the bau. i have been your number one supporter. i imagined a family with you. i guess i was wrong”

at this point he was crying too.

you went to your bedroom and grabbed your suitcases and packed everything. spencer just stood there. once you were done , you slipped off the ring and gave it to him. before you left , you said one last thing to him

“i hope she cheats , like you did on me”

i hope what goes comes all the way around

i hope she makes you feel the same way about her

that I feel about you right now

when you got to your car and loaded everything in , you called hotch

“hotch?”

he could tell you were crying.

“come to the office and we can talk.”

you hung up and drove back to the bau. you had changed into sweats. you walked up to his office and immediately he hugged you and you cried on him.

“four months”

“what?”

you unlatched yourself from him and sat on the couch and he followed suit.

“he’s been cheating on me for four months.”

“what do you want to do , job wise?”

“i want to get out of here but still be in the fbi.”

“well there is a positon in the fbi in brooklyn. i know you have a childhood friend who works at the 99.”

“jake peralta. i want to do it. you can tell them that i transferred but please don’t say where , even garcia because i know she can look me up.”

“i’ll get the paperwork started. we’ll miss you.”

“i’ll miss y’all too.”

“and remember , you’re always welcome here. and who knows , we might get a case in brooklyn and see you.”

you two hugged and you left with all your desk belongings.

i hope you both feel the sparks by the end of the drive

i hope you know she's the one by the end of the night

i hope you never ever felt more free

the next day when everyone came in , they noticed that your desk was empty. hotch came out of his office

“where’s y/n/n?” garcia asked

“i helped her put in a transfer last night. she will no longer be apart of the bau”

everyone looked at spencer.

“why did you do it , reid?” rossi asked

“i was having migraines and maeve has been helping me the past four months and i started to like her.”

“what does she look like?” emily asked.

“i actually haven’t met her yet. we’ve only talked on the phone”

“where did she transfer?” jj asked.

“she told me not to say. and that means no looking her up garcia.”

“yes sir.”

tell your friends that you're so happy

i hope she comes along and wrecks every one of your plans

i hope you spend your last dime to put a rock on her hand

i hope she's wilder than your wildest dreams

she's everything you're ever gonna need

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

and then i hope she cheats

like you did on me

you got to brooklyn and jake picked you up from the airport and hugged you.

“welcome to brooklyn , y/n/n”

“thanks jake.”

you stayed with him till you could find your own place and he introduced you to his coworkers at the 99 and they all loved you. you started your job at the fbi branch in brooklyn and you couldn’t be happier. the only person from the bau that you kept in touch with was aaron. you and jake hung out any time you could and overtime you started to get feelings for him , but you were afraid to fall in love again.

like you did on me

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[fandom-blackhole]

Finally got around to continue on with our universe. Forgive me for my procrastination 😏.

- Rex has this cute, boyish crush on Ms.Tano awww,

- Cody might once or twice call out Mr.Kenobi on his bullshit essay assignment lol (he still thinks it's his fav teacher tho),

- Yoda as a principal omg yes?!,

- like most of the time students and teachers don't know what he is talking about during school assemblies, is he being too philosophical or is Mr.Yoda just straight up high 😂,

- Din becoming a new superintendent of the school district? Honey, that's an amazing idea, duh,

- Now he dresses up to work in this nice, sleek suits, (probably provided by Boba),

- You enjoy this look on him,

- He'd still pull up to his office in this besr up truck of his tho,

- Now you and Din work even closer, given your position in social work,

- So... Office sex? 🥵,

- Din sometimes taking Grogu to his office, letting him wreck havoc while in there , renaming the files on his computer to gibberish and doodling little froggies on his documents,

- You are basically Din's assistant at this point, because he doesn't know how to be organized 😂,

- He'd still visit his old class because he misses his precious kiddos,

- omg Grogu carrying his Mr.Froggers in this cute little, clear backpack, hell yes,

- Din won't abuse his newly given authority, always staying humble and still carrying about children's education and well-being (this is peek bde right there, C'mon, let him finally bring Mandalore to its former glory),

- Rex asking Ms.Tano if she could join them for the library story time,

- Din the tiddiy man to the rescue!

- You won't ever be able to complain about pain in sensitivite breasts during your periods or pregnancy, because his big, warm hands all always ready to take gentle care of the tiddies,

- Omg, Din losing his composure because of your milk factory, he'd love to keep you pregnant for the rest of your lives lol,

- Paz work out routine always ending up in some kind of wrestling with you,

- He'd walk shirtless around the house, flexing his ripped muscles, because he loves how it makes you flustered, cheeky bastard,

- and of course his gray sweats™ deliciously hugging his thighs and other curves 🥵,

- he'd try to teach you some type of arm to arm combat for the self defense purposes,

- but your lessons don't last long,

- his size!kink going berserk when your delicate hands try to overpower him,

- he'd just simply manhandle you onto the floor lol,

- Boba won't admit that out loud, but he loved when you once put your hand around his throat while you were riding on his dick,

- He's dom through and through, obviously,

- But letting his princess take a lead?,

- he'd try to put your hands around his throat from time to time, until you catch on that,

- but don't get too carried away,

- once you slapped his ass,

- let's say he wasn't amused at all,

- ''Princess having grabby hands? Let me show you how it is done'',

- you weren't able to sit straight for the next few days

Sorry, again I went all over the place with those but I hope everyone will enjoy them anyways - 🐣

Its fine darling, I took a break from asks yesterday anyway! 💕

Office sex with Din you say?

Imagine walking into his office in a pencil skirt, and you are talking business but Din is just staring at how fucking perfect your thighs look in that skirt

And how your tits pull at your button down shirt

The next thing you know he's kissing you and locking the door, before wrestling you on his very cluttered and unorganized desk

If everybody didn't hear you, they definitely heard Din and incessant praising of your outfit and body

Now, Din doesn't even know how to understand principal Yoda most of the time, and the dude was there when HE was in school

All the kids have bets going on how old Yoda truly is, but he won't tell anyone

Rex having a crush on his favorite teacher? 1200/10 great idea

Rex totally got ecstatic when she showed up to library story time, and he pulled her down to sit with him

Cody totally teases him for it, but Rex shoots back about Mr. Kenobi and Cody just turns red and walks away

Imagine spending a whole weekend help Din organize his office, only to walk in on like a Thursday afternoon and find Grogu sitting at the desk doodling on papers and a bunch of files scattered on the ground while Din sits on his couch that he has and is reading over things

You'd be so mad and yell at both of them

Grogu's frog is now Mr. Froggers, thats its name

Now we talked about Din and your tiddies, but what about you and Paz's tiddies?

Paz just going about his workout routine shirtless, and the whole time he just knows that you are ogling his chest and arms, flushed and ready to pounce on him

Paz lifting weights? You're watching his thighs flex the entire time his doing squats

And when he's bench pressing, if your not watching hits arms you're staring at the delicious outline in those grey sweats that you can't decide if you love or hate

Joining Paz for his after workout shower, only for him to add to the work out by slamming you into the wall and doing some hip thrusts 😉😉

And Paz trying to teach you some self defense? Man gets so turned on, especially when you land a good punch on him (he loves a good strong and confident partner)

The first time you actually pin him down, he has you flipped and is wrestling you hard from behind as a reward for doing so good, and because you had made him achingly hard

Boba with a choking kink you say?

The first time you did it, it was on accident as you were cumming and you just needed to grab something, you were aiming for his shoulder but in your bliss you missed

When you squeezed slightly Boba was shocked at how much he actually enjoyed it

After that he'd start grabbing your wrist and putting your hand on his throat, but if you squeezed to hard or tried to take control he would grip your wrist roughly as a warning

The one time you smacked is ass, he just growled at you flipping you over whispering what you said in your ear, before wrestling with you the roughest that he ever has

Oh but imagine, sitting on Boba's lap at a club, he's talking business and you're tipsy and horny as all fuck so you move and straddle his leg and start rubbing yourself against him slowly trying to get his attention

Boba just acts like this is normal, placing one hand on your waist, while it was very obvious that the person he was talking to got thrown off guard

That night when you finally get home, Boba wrestles you into bed telling you that you are such a needy little one

Anyway, I got carried away here, woops 🤷‍��️

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