#the bad sex was literally satire they're not terrible at sex forever

[indigoire]

SVSSS post incoming, sorry for the rant.

It really is so important to me that BingQiu have decent sex. The whole "terrible sex to save the world" doesn't count. They're both idiots trying to dual cultivate while Binghe is literally losing his mind to pure evil. And they're both virgins. And they're on a battlefield with no lube for miles. So the sex actively sucks and I don't blame them.

But also. They are so gone on each other they deserve to fuck nasty. They do some kinky shit in the extras and there's like a hint of rope-play in their future, so I know they figure shit out. They're literally just like dipping their toes into kink and sex and stuff, no one has great sex when they start out. But they're both horny young men who are slightly obsessed with one another, I have faith they'd put in enough practice to make it amazing for each another.

Also Luo Binghe should bottom; I think it'd be easier on them both AND he deserves it. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.