#the bad pelicans

[webcxre]

kinitopet oc based on my newfound hatred of pelicans

[trishabeakens]

Doodles of my Stardew Valley farmer, Jay (they/them). I'm working on them for my server's co-op game. Their chicken is named Bart. :>

[theevilcactus]

i miss poptropica so much

[khihi]

most days i can power through and ignore the physical and psychological pain and discomfort having a skin condition causes but some days it hits me all at once how much of a toll it actually takes on my whole life... today is one of those days apparently 🤠 wuhoo

[bogdanovics]

dejountemurray: Built For Like WHATEVER Come My Way Ya Diggggg!!!!! 😆💪🏽 A DOG OTW!!! 😈

[bungletheglasscat]

something about being at school makes me feel like I don’t know how to do anything right

[rambunctioustoons]

I think you should be able to take your spouse down to the mines in stardew. different abilities depending on who you take down.

[crypticzie]

Repost because I realized a pic had my deadname on it- also the video was the second slide in the power point

Casually going to share these images I found from 2022 of my ECA final for computer class. It’s a power point of why I hate pelicans to this day. They scare me-

[heraldrydiculous]

378 Bad Breath?

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

When he says it, It's for a reason pt 7

Woo! I already edited it :D

I just didn't like how I wrote the final part so I changed it :]

TW: Safe/soft vore, fearplay, accidental fearplay, intentional fearplay, fear of dying, death mention (doesn't happen) unsafe vore mention (I think that's all)

Everything had been perfectly fine, Sapnap was swimming calmly on his own, until he was roughly grabbed by the waist and lifted many meters into the air.

He let out a yelp, seeing the height at which he was at that moment, clinging against his will to what was grabbing him for fear that he might fall. If he fell into the water from a lower height, he wouldn't be afraid of falling, but at this height, he could kill himself if he did.

He could hear the others yelling in concern for him. He heard a rather sadistic laugh, making him look up, directly at his captor. He froze, his eyes widening as he saw that his captor was a pelican hybrid, who was staring at him with a razor-sharp white-toothed grin.

"I think that I was so lucky that you got away from the group, now I can have an appetizer since you're not much but at least you'll take away my hunger for a while."

Sapnap began to shake, tears beginning to fall down his cheeks. “N-No…! Please..!" The pelican just taunted him and began to lift him up overhead but was stopped by another pelican hybrid that suddenly appeared. “What the fuck!? Let me eat in peace!" The newcomer just shook his head. "Let go of the mer, it's a sensitive being like us, you can't eat him."

The pelican holding Sapnap raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah..? And who says it... You...?" He let out a laugh. “We all know you, loser. Don't play tough for wanting to save a minor life like this." he continued, laughing at the other pelican.

Sapnap frantically looked at both of them, not paying attention to what they were saying, 'It was just a pelican and now I have to deal with two..???! I'm not going to get out of this alive…'

Suddenly, Sapnap was thrown upward when the pelican that had just arrived pushed the one who was holding him, leaving him stunned for a few moments, which he took advantage of to open his mouth wide looking up to catch the little mer.

Sapnap let out a cry as he slammed into the pelican's soft tongue, slithering down to his throat. "No no no no…! W-Wait!” he pleaded to the pelican, but the pelican simply ignored him and swallowed. He closed his eyes hoping it would pass quickly, when he didn't go down his throat.

Instead he found himself in a fairly spacious space, not as spacious as his father's storage but spacious. Could it be that the pelican was having him in his neck pouch? It might be a possibility since even going down to the storage stomach took a few more seconds. He wanted to relax but he couldn't, he didn't know what this pelican was planning to do to him next.

//

"Who do you think you are to take away my aperitif??!!” The other hybrid yelled at him, but Punz didn't answer. He wouldn't answer to someone like him but in this case it was so as not to hurt the ears of the tiny mer that was in his pouch.

The hybrid got tired of yelling at him and pushed him one last time with a growl before flying away. Punz released a soft sigh he didn't know he was holding and began to descend as he pushed the mer out of his pouch.

Once he was close to the water he placed the mer gently in it, letting him go. But as he released the mer, a hand much larger than himself grabbed him, squeezing his arms to his sides and his wings folded painfully against his back. "H-Hey...!"

He gasped as they lifted him up to face a giant face, which looked quite angry… "You... Tried to eat my son... I'm not going to let this pass..." he said without further ado, before bringing him closer to his mouth, which began to open.

Punz began to kick, afraid of what was going to happen to him. “W-Wait..! T-This is a m-misunderstood..!” The giant mer ignored him, shoving the hybrid into his mouth, his head and shoulders being all that was still out of it.

"I swear! I was not going to eat him! Please let me go!" He tried to reason with the mer, but to no avail as he was finally pushed completely into his mouth by the mer's large gray bright tongue.

He tried to beg the mer to let him go but the mer simply tilted his head back and swallowed him, sending the pelican down his throat. Once he entered a soft, open space, he assumed it was the stomach of the mer. He let out a sob, pressing his back against the soft walls, his wings quivering frantically with fear, frightened chirps coming from his throat.

//

Once Bad swallowed the pelican, he moved a little closer to shore, resting his arms on the sand as he placed his head on them. “Bad, are you sure it's a good idea to put him through that? I know that when he swallowed Sapnap you got upset and I assure you that I did too, but it could be resolved by talking, I don't think it was necessary to go that far..." Quackity told him as he approached the mer, Karl following from behind while holding the orange mer.

"I guess...But still, I'll be keeping him in there for a while..." he replied in a serious tone. “Just put yourself in his place for a moment, Bad… If the roles were reversed and you were the one in his situation, what you have done would seem fair to you or in what would be the reverse situation…, what he would have done to you?” George questioned, holding Dream gently.

Bad thought about it for a moment, now being able to hear the frightened chirps of the hybrid, he sighed, knowing that they were right. "Okay, I'll get him out of there..."

He couldn't help but see the smiles on his two sons faces as he said he would get the hybrid out of his storage stomach. ‘Did he really go very far with what he thought would be a short or insignificant punishment?’ Apparently he did…

In no time, the pelican was back up in his throat and into his mouth. He could feel his wings shakily rub against the roof of his mouth. He finally opened his mouth, inserting a couple of fingers to pull the hybrid out of it, but he began to squirm once he was out of his mouth.

He sighed again, placing the pelican on the sand shrinking back to his normal height. The pelican just sat there, shaking and tears streaming down his face, while his wings tried to keep him out of sight.

That was when he saw him better. He noticed his wings, he had seen many pelican hybrids before and knew very well that their wings were beautiful, but this pelican's… were in a terrible state, as if they hadn't had a chance to grow properly… “Hey…”

The pelican flinched as Bad spoke to him, but slowly spread one of his wings to look at the mer which was now his own size. "Look.. Uh.. I'm sorry, I went a bit too far... I promise I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just a little upset by the fact that you swallowed my son…" "I-I guess it's alright…” he replied, carefully pulling both wings away from him.

"What's your name? My name is Bad, the green mer is my son Dream, the one holding him is George, the mer you saved is Sapnap, the human holding him is Karl, and the black-haired one is Quackity.” "And I'm Skeppy!" He continued a light blue mer, leaning on Bad's arm.

"Uh... My name is Punz..." he said quietly. “Would you like to stay with us for a while?” Sapnap asked cheerfully. Punz hesitated for a moment “Uh.. I don't know…” “Come on, it will be fun!” Dream commented as he hugged one of George's fingers with a smile.

“I guess…” Punz replied as he sighed slowly. Maybe it wouldn't be as bad as I thought. Maybe everything will be fine...

[rpfisfine]

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[takunwilliams]

Denzel Washington as Alonzo from " Training Day "

portrait by Technodrome1

[bastardwhoisnamedrat]

the way gender dysphoria, gender envy, and cuteness aggression mix together? fucking terrible. i wish this emotion on no one.

[cynicalclassicist]

That is a bad image of a pelican, I agree.

hey guys you wanna see a really really bad image of a pelican

YEAH you do. here it is. jesus fucking christ

[shinylights]

all these pelicans* condemning probably shitting their pants worried about if someone will try it on them too